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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,MMario 27 Jan 05 - 02:55 PM
Teresa 27 Jan 05 - 02:36 PM
Amos 27 Jan 05 - 02:20 PM
Rapparee 27 Jan 05 - 02:16 PM
MOAB 27 Jan 05 - 01:44 PM
Amos 27 Jan 05 - 01:26 PM
Rapparee 27 Jan 05 - 12:46 PM
Teresa 27 Jan 05 - 01:11 AM
Amos 27 Jan 05 - 12:20 AM
Rustic Rebel 27 Jan 05 - 12:08 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Jan 05 - 10:48 PM
Tweed 26 Jan 05 - 10:48 PM
Acme 26 Jan 05 - 10:31 PM
Rapparee 26 Jan 05 - 10:29 PM
Amos 26 Jan 05 - 09:59 PM
Rapparee 26 Jan 05 - 09:48 PM
Amos 26 Jan 05 - 08:43 PM
Amos 26 Jan 05 - 08:22 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Jan 05 - 07:13 PM
Rapparee 26 Jan 05 - 06:51 PM
Acme 26 Jan 05 - 05:02 PM
Amos 26 Jan 05 - 03:29 PM
Rustic Rebel 26 Jan 05 - 03:02 PM
Rapparee 26 Jan 05 - 02:34 PM
Amos 26 Jan 05 - 12:21 PM
GUEST 26 Jan 05 - 12:05 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Jan 05 - 11:58 AM
Amos 26 Jan 05 - 10:56 AM
GUEST,MMario 26 Jan 05 - 10:41 AM
Acme 26 Jan 05 - 10:30 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Jan 05 - 10:28 AM
Rapparee 26 Jan 05 - 09:41 AM
GUEST,Amos 26 Jan 05 - 08:04 AM
Teresa 26 Jan 05 - 12:29 AM
Rustic Rebel 26 Jan 05 - 12:04 AM
Acme 25 Jan 05 - 11:29 PM
Teresa 25 Jan 05 - 11:15 PM
Amos 25 Jan 05 - 11:01 PM
Acme 25 Jan 05 - 10:57 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Jan 05 - 09:44 PM
Acme 25 Jan 05 - 09:33 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Jan 05 - 08:50 PM
Amos 25 Jan 05 - 08:30 PM
Rustic Rebel 25 Jan 05 - 07:38 PM
Acme 25 Jan 05 - 07:29 PM
Rapparee 25 Jan 05 - 06:57 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 02:55 PM

al;l I ever seem to get these days are "public service ads"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 02:36 PM

It's that old saying: "copying from one is plagiarism; copying from many is research."

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 02:20 PM

A most unsettling circumstance in prospect, Sir R. Let us see if it cannot be arranged; sleep well, my friend, for as long as sleep ye may!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 02:16 PM

Mom, do you mean John Mayall or me? I've got a couple of big knives . Heck, Mom, I've even got a cavalry saber. But Mom, if I'm performing and I think I'll need a weapon I probably shouldn't be performing where I'm performing.

Then again, I might need it for protection against a feral akordeen or something.

As for being a plagarizing thief of intellectual property -- it's called "the folk tradition." Besides, if them folks that writ it what to complain, they can contact me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 01:44 PM

Now, Amos, stop giving Rapaire such a hard time over a little plagiarism. I think it's kind of sweet that he loves his Mother so much that he would be willing to risk being branded an unoriginal, deceitful, conniving, thief of intellectual property just to please her.

And why are there Google advertisements for John Mayall blues CDs at the bottom of my thread. I like John well enough, but he certainly isn't one of my children. Actually, I think it's kind of sexy how he always wears that big Bowie knife while he's performing. Gets your Mom all hot and bothered.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 01:26 PM

Here ya go, Rap--I thought you might want to see what the wrinkled dead white men from whom you are plagiarizing look like.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 12:46 PM

Praise to the Our MOAB,
The queen of creation!
O my friends, praise her,
For she is your health and salvation!
Come, all who hear:
Now to her dear thread draw near,
Joining in glad exultation!

Praise to Our MOAB,
Who shall prosper our work and defend us;
Surely her goodness and BS
Shall daily attend us.
Ponder anew what
Our MOAB can do,
Who with her love wilt befriend us.

Praise to Our MOAB,
Let all that is in us adore her!
All that has life and breath
Come now with praises before Her!
Let the "AYE-men"
Sound from her people again,
Now as we spread it around her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 01:11 AM

Awright, rustic Rebel!

My friend used to say, in his infinite wisdom: "I wouldn't shit you; you're my favorite turd."

Oh, maybe that wasn't the sort of thing tweed would like to have more of? Well, the smell is certainly strengthening. :)

I'll be back when I have something of more ... er, substance to contribute.

teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 12:20 AM

YO!!!SISTUH!!!AYYYYMEN!!!'ALLEYLUJAH!!!


GIT

IT   SAYUD!!

YAS'M!!!


I think I just found out what my REEE-ligion was meant to BE!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 12:08 AM

I dedicate this song to all those MOABITES out there that like to do the boogie down, get up, let your pants slip, give us all lip, hip-hoppin', groovin'and movin', righteous revolutions, findin' solutions, bullshitters.

            And it goes like this......


    Bullshitters Bible

I ain't never met a bullshitter I didn't like
'cuz we got to love each other.
I never done no whoop ass on my bullshitter friend
or else I gonna piss off the Mother.
I'd never steal a story from my bullshittin' brother.
Never call his shit in front of another.
Never regard him slightly, or try to smother.
According to my bullshitter's bible.

I'll believe what ever a bullshitter says
'cuz we're alike in the bullshitter craze.
I won't contradict in front of a child
or the child won't learn the bullshitter ways.
I'll always allow the time for their plays.
I'll smile and laugh when their lost in a daze.
I'll righteously shout out the bullshitter praise.
According to my bullshitter's bible.


With love and a smirk-Rustic


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 10:48 PM

NEWSFLASH!!!!
Music Thread Falls Off Page!


The long-running thread started by Mudcatter "burnstump" requesting information regarding a Gibson J-300 guitar has been allowed to fall below the 24 hour line. After repeatedly being told in various ways that there were very few of the things made (possibly only a single prototype), and that nobody who frequents this forum has ever seen one of them, the fuckhead seems to have finally gotten the point. And it only took 22 days of being told the same thing over and over again. The last post to the thread was made at 24 Jan 05 - 01:53 PM. Of course, there is no guarantee that the dipshit won't refresh the thread because it appears that what he lacks in brilliance he makes up for in single-minded blinders-wearing persistence.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 10:48 PM

I was certain Rapierre either had a tentacle removed or flayed alive. (Hope you are nicely sedated and goggle eyed dear friend)

But wait now...What is this come to??? A chat room? We must have more BS!! This tripe is merely horseshit. Where is the BS? This is, afterall the MOAB thread not MOAHS!! Close up those ranks, rank those files, double time now...Huthuthhuthuthththtuthhtthut..


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 10:31 PM

The Wizard of Oz flew around on a couch in one of the Baum books that came a couple after The Wizard of Oz. And there were more puns per square inch of paper than we could almost stand as we read it.

http://www.seanet.com/~tdeering/thesis/ch2/images/tn_2-08a.jpg

Horses in the house? Naw. But maybe cows on the roof.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 10:29 PM

It happens to be exactly 30F right now. That's 30F above, not below. It was sunny all day, got up to 45.

Keeping horses in the living room also helps keep the heating bills down. We also keep cattle and goats in the basement for the same reason. We're environmentally conscious.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 09:59 PM

Naw, yer right, I never have allowed no horses in my living room neither. So this means you ar ein a superior location?Not sure I see the logic of that reaoning, especially when the weather and snow kind a makes it hard to leave, huh?

Minus bloody thirty and his LR is lined with last week's road apples!!Dang, who'd'a thunkit.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 09:48 PM

Sir, my sofa IS a one-horse open sleigh. This is, after all, The West. The home of the cowboy, of the mountain man, of the dance-hall girl with the heart of gold, of the shootist, of biker babes, where the smart started and the tough died on the way. Not some namby-pamby drag scene like San Diego.

We stable our horses in our living rooms, sir. It shows how much we care for our horseflesh, and putting up with flies and odors shows just how tough we are and how much character we have. I'll be willing to bet that you've never said, "Well, gotta go muck out the living room" -- and really meant it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 08:43 PM

Naw, I take it bac!, Come on ahead, pal. I have a case of "Beers of the World" in the garage I have been wanting to open and your whapping me would be the perfect grounds for celebration or whatever. Besides, it' s so much warmer down here that by the time you got here you'd feel so much better you'd hug me instead, and offer to paint your living room to boot. ANd besides, you could always use the old sofa as a one-horse open sleigh.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 08:22 PM

Aw sheeshe, Rapaire. back off. If your LR is ugly, your the one who has to live with it. No skin off MAH ass. Anyway, ain't gonna be no can of no whoopass opened alongside of my head. I am TOO good, kind, genteel an' troothful!!!




A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 07:13 PM

Uh oh! I think I've still got about half a can of WhoopAss under the sink if you wanna use it, Rap. Only I'm not sure it's still any good and I'm damned sure not gonna open it up to find out. Last time I opened a can of WhoopAss on myself I wound up in the hospital. In fact, it was that same can. I was lucky to get the lid back on it before it killed me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 06:51 PM

Amos, why you dissin' my livin' room, huh? You diss my livin' room, you dissin' me, unnerstan? You want I should come there an' whap you one?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 05:02 PM

I think the living rooms were the waking nightmare part of it--they were worse than some of those couches. My house is messy, but interesting, never so down in the dumps as those. Whew! (If you can avoid some of those fashion trends like flocked wallpaper and wood paneling and harvest gold, you're doing yourself a favor for the long haul. Good quality wood and upholstery holds up for generations.) My couch, the first big piece of furniture I ever bought for myself (I inherited a lot many years ago) was purchased when a Thomasville store was closing (owner retired). They ran the "going out of business" sale for a long time, but only at the end when they were REALLY closing did I go in and look around for something to actually make an offer on. It's lovely and is a wonderful nap couch.

Anyway, I agree with Rustic, that "winner" couch actually had potential. It needed good upholstery and a great setting. We had one, with the original horsehair, up in my great aunt's attic and I've always regretted not keeping it.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 03:29 PM

Dear Lord,

That Ugly Couch page is about as close to waking nightmares as I want to get. Imagine dreaming that you were invited into hundreds of badly-furnished, shlock-ridden, overstuffed, avocado-green living rooms all over America!!Gaaaaaah!!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 03:02 PM

What is ugly, really? Gotta take it all to perspective. I personally think the winner of this couch is really not ugly. It has nice woodwork, quite unique and I would give tha woman at least $20.00 bucks for it!
Looking at my couch, I would say I would have a good shot at winning this years competition. I have to cover mine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 02:34 PM

Someone once said that Mother Love is the only thing that prevents babies from being drowned at birth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 12:21 PM

Not to a gorilla!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 12:05 PM

bee-dubya-ell

Have you looked at many newborns? cute but ugly - or alternatively ugly but cute is probably the most appropriate description ever coined.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 11:58 AM

It's all relative. A baby gorilla is "cute but ugly". A Sharpei puppy is "cute but ugly". But, if a human child were to be born with exactly the same features as a baby gorilla or a Sharpei puppy, it would NOT be "cute but ugly". It would be an abomination.

And since most MOABites are, by definition, abominations, it follows that they cannot also be "cute but ugly".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 10:56 AM

Hust for example, I am quite accomplished at that dualistic talent!! As I get older, I tend to lose my balance more often, though, and sway toward ugly.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 10:41 AM

being cute and ugly at the same time. (That debate doesn't translate so well to Mudcatters).

au contraire, SRS - I think it is a adebate that is very applicable to many mudcatters.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 10:30 AM

I've had a fair number of moles removed over the years. An annoying procedure, to be sure. But they heal up pretty quickly. Did you visit that little critter in my link? Moonglow and I had a debate over the guy--about being cute and ugly at the same time. (That debate doesn't translate so well to Mudcatters).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 10:28 AM

I think I've told this story before, but probably not on the MOAB...

My wife, Susan, and I discovered a nest of little rabbits in one of our garden beds a few years ago. We'd just started spring tilling and didn't really need that bed yet, so we left it alone so the rabbits could mature. About a week later we were back in the same garden and Susan decided to take a peek at the baby rabbits. She pulled back the overgrowth and promptly stuttered out something like "Damn! Big! Snake!" Yes, a four-foot gray rat snake had decided to make lunch of the little baby rabbits and had killed all but one of them. So, I relocated the serpent and we decided that, since there was a good chance Mamma rabbit would abandon the nest because of the snake, we would hand raise the lone survivor until he was big enough to fend for himself. We kept him in an old aquarium for a couple of weeks until he looked big enough to survive on his own and then released him near that same veggie plot. We had intentionally kept our interaction with the little guy to a minimum because we didn't want him to become dependent. But, it seemed that he had learned to associate humans with food because every time we would go up to work in the garden the little guy would come around and investigate. Well, one day one of our cats decided to stroll along with us when we went to the garden and when little bunny came around to see what was going on.... Well, let's just say that if you're ever betting on a race between a young rabbit and a cat, put your money on the cat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 09:41 AM

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, man! Flowers love peace Aquarius ya know?

Vicodin isn't acid. Tylenol+ isn't grass. The hole under my right arm isn't a shrapnel wound.

Yes, I had a nevi removed. The chance of malignancy isn't great and I certainly don't want melanoma! Yes, the wound bled. Yes, it does hurt. Yes, there are stiches (they read "Home Sweet Home"). Yes, I have to go back on the 8th. Yes, I'm going to work, but for how long I can't say. No, I'm not going to drive today (I'm on codeine and I'm not *really* as stupid as I appear).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 08:04 AM

I would suggest that you understand more than the average bear, both of you, including how much gets left unsaid in every conversation, which is what leaves that void feeling within. I suspect you are both high-class communicators with more understanding than you know what to do with. So there.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 12:29 AM

neither do I, but it doesn't keep me from trying. :) Or failing? :)

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 12:04 AM

Yes, Bee-Dubya, that's what I'm talking about. The Bullshit Mushroom.

....I named you 'cuz I thought it was you talking about them, somewhere in the land of MOAB. Maybe I was confused with the toad skins.
Enough talk from me about illegal drugs, no matter how they came to be here on this great planet, given lovingly to us by the Mother, to be used as a mind and or body medicine. Nope I won't be talking about that stuff anymore.

All my friends are on SSI, me I'm wanted by the FBI....




Teresa- Thanks for talking about your dreams in the glasses thread. I understand to a point what you were talking about but, like I said in previous posts, I really don't know what anyone is talking about!
Rustic


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 11:29 PM

With those baby bunnies? Probably fed the coyotes and hawks. We have a fox in the neighborhood also. Populations waver from season to season.

Hey, Rapaire, I hope a good long nap set you to rights.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 11:15 PM

[I interrupt the pure stream of BS ...]

You ok, Rappaire??? That sounded kinda serious. Or has the ganja done the trick?

[back to BS] :)

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 11:01 PM

Wow!!Wodja do after that??

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 10:57 PM

That's me holding one that I nearly mowed in my back yard a couple of summers ago. I learned that if I don't keep the grass short, they're right up near the house. I also learned that if I keep the grass short they burrow in my flower beds all summer. Three batches of baby bunnies grew up in my front yard last year.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 09:44 PM

Hey! We have those around our place! We call 'em "cat food"!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 09:33 PM

My eyesight is fine. But maybe Rap's physiognomy is a little off. Maybe he had a little hare removed from his backside?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 08:50 PM

Those were oyster mushrooms, RR. They grow on dead oak trees. They're just fer eatin', not fer trippin'. You want the ones that grow in cow shit. There are plenty of those in various neighbors' cow pastures during the right time of year, but it's too cold for 'em right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 08:30 PM

Fojkkit, me too. That mole don't look much like any body part I ever saw, SRS....are you having problems with yer eyesight? Or yer memory!???   :D   Or have you been habituating with anuvver species altogether with strange-shaped body parts?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 07:38 PM

I'll take a hit off that funny shrubbery please.
Oh yes! I'm wanting to get to the high point, the zenith, take me to the apogee ,the nu plus ultra. Thank-you very much. Bee-dubya, got any of those mushrooms left?


PS. Tweed and Bee-dubya-ell, your Rabelaisian is in the purest state of bullshit. Bravo!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 07:29 PM

Shall we all speculate on what part was cut off until he comes back?

I'll guess it was a mole.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 06:57 PM

I'm going to bed. I've just taken some dope and I'm going to bed. Part of my body was cut off (no, not that part!) an hour or so ago and I've taken some dope and I'm going to bed. Maybe I'll get up and eat some pizza.

Later.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 02:59 PM

Fuggit, then; pass the ganja.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 02:48 PM

I did not read, nor will I read, any of the preceding posts regarding Gleez. I thought I made it abundantly clear that I wish to remain totally ignorant regarding this subject so that my BS generating facilities may continue to frolic and cavort in an unfettered manner.

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. I wish to reamin uncorrupted.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 02:06 PM

geez - sometimes even the BS isn't.

pass the ganja


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 01:53 PM

"One among many other things by which Ethiopia is known is suggested to be her literary heritage. This priceless, rare and valuable literary heritage reflects the indigenous civilization of the country. In addition to their significance in manifesting the indigenous civilization, these manuscripts written on religion, history, language, philosophy, astrology, social, economic and Political...etc. issues have got a valuable contribution for research.


a) Homily of the passion of our Lord and Services for passion week:-
The Manuscript is written on vellum in 2 columns in the Geez Language in the 15th C. The writings are bold and neat. Names and headings are rubricated. Its size is 46x33.5 cm and has 434 pages with wooden board covered with stamped leather.


b) St. Paul Gospel (Bible, New Testament): -
The Manuscript is written on vellum in 2 columns in the Geez Language in the 15th C. The Writings are bold and neat. A painted picture (drawing) of St. Paul and his followers is seen in the book. Its size is 34.6x25 cm and has 281 pages and is covered by a hard leather.


c) The Four Gospel (Bible, New Testament): -
The Manuscript is written on vellum in 2 columns in the Geez language in the 14th C. The writings are bold and neat. Its size is 29.5 x 20.3 cms and has 554 pages. The first 45 pages of the book are filled with painted pictures (drawings); particularly of Jesus Christ, his followers, Saints, Angels etc. The book is partially damaged due to manhandling."


So not only is Geez extinct, it was a liturgical language in the first place. This reminds me of the old definition of a three-time loser: pregnant nun drives Edsel.

But, ya know, whatever turns ya on, Mister L.


A


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