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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 22 Aug 03 - 03:33 PM
GUEST,MMario 22 Aug 03 - 03:06 PM
GUEST,"Debbie Earl" 22 Aug 03 - 02:52 PM
GUEST,MMario 22 Aug 03 - 11:24 AM
Amos 22 Aug 03 - 11:07 AM
GUEST 22 Aug 03 - 10:45 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Aug 03 - 10:02 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Aug 03 - 09:57 AM
GUEST,mmARIO 22 Aug 03 - 09:34 AM
GUEST,freds 22 Aug 03 - 09:24 AM
Amos 22 Aug 03 - 09:23 AM
GUEST,MMario 22 Aug 03 - 08:52 AM
Amos 21 Aug 03 - 11:58 PM
Rustic Rebel 21 Aug 03 - 10:20 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Aug 03 - 09:44 PM
Little Hawk 21 Aug 03 - 05:43 PM
Rapparee 21 Aug 03 - 02:38 PM
GUEST,MMario 21 Aug 03 - 01:09 PM
Little Hawk 21 Aug 03 - 12:51 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Aug 03 - 08:48 AM
Rapparee 21 Aug 03 - 08:23 AM
Liz the Squeak 21 Aug 03 - 01:58 AM
Tweed 20 Aug 03 - 11:13 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Aug 03 - 10:22 PM
Tweed 20 Aug 03 - 07:57 PM
Little Hawk 20 Aug 03 - 12:38 PM
Amos 20 Aug 03 - 11:42 AM
GUEST,N.A.I.F. 20 Aug 03 - 11:05 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Aug 03 - 08:40 AM
GUEST,freds 19 Aug 03 - 03:09 PM
Amos 19 Aug 03 - 09:58 AM
Little Hawk 19 Aug 03 - 09:46 AM
Amos 18 Aug 03 - 07:17 PM
GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge 18 Aug 03 - 06:04 PM
Amos 18 Aug 03 - 11:40 AM
GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge 18 Aug 03 - 11:10 AM
Rapparee 18 Aug 03 - 09:26 AM
Amos 18 Aug 03 - 09:08 AM
Rapparee 18 Aug 03 - 08:27 AM
Amos 17 Aug 03 - 10:53 PM
Rapparee 17 Aug 03 - 08:35 PM
Amos 17 Aug 03 - 07:22 PM
GUEST,"Debbie Earl" 17 Aug 03 - 06:37 PM
GUEST,Muffy 17 Aug 03 - 04:58 PM
Rapparee 17 Aug 03 - 04:01 PM
Amos 17 Aug 03 - 01:56 PM
GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge 17 Aug 03 - 12:56 PM
Rapparee 17 Aug 03 - 09:48 AM
Tweed 16 Aug 03 - 11:06 PM
Tweed 16 Aug 03 - 11:01 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 03:33 PM

It could be, MMario....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 03:06 PM

Can that possibly be a true freds' posting above? A quick (though admittedly non-professional) word analysis points towards fraud.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,"Debbie Earl"
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 02:52 PM

This must be done quickly, as They are looking for me and, I am certain, are monitoring from where posts are made to this thread.

Do not mourn, Bee-Dubya-Ell, as Bubba Bubba (as you know her/it) is only returned to it/her actual form. What you perceive as a fungus is only what appears in the dimensions you can apprehend. She/it is in excellent health as you can see by it/her color; I am certain that it/she is only restrained by a slight turning in the e-dimension, which will cause nothing but locus stasis.

Do not mourn for yourself, either, as in order to do what she wished to do she would have had to consume your protein. All of it, and with great mess. I am sure that you will appreciate the fact that you would have had to have been alive as long as possible while this was taking place. I speak only for you, as I do not know what Khandu might have thought of it.

The Labrador Retriever has been taken in by a wonderful family. I am not privy to what has happened to the R. Nigricans, but I suspect that it was thrown out, its genetic similarity to that of Bubba Bubba unappreciated.

I must leave, as I have already spent too much time here and They might, at this moment, be coming for me. Should I escape, I will attempt to post again in the future.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 11:24 AM

I'd consider leaving the planet! And don't think joining the Martians will protect you! Not even the Manatees will be able to prevent the Wrath of Bee-dubya-ell!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 11:07 AM

Freds be afraid....be very fredly afraid...BWL is NOT someone you want to mess with, and he really had his heart set on the Heather Locklear lookalike lick-a-lot and sack-hopping contest. It was gunna be a reglar field day and now you gone and disappointed him badly. I were you I'd be leaving' town 'bout now...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 10:45 AM

I think I may be suffering from font envy


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 10:02 AM

See what you damned freds made me do? Made me so upset over the loss of my dear Bubba Bubba that I forgot to go back to regular font after the

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 09:57 AM

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

Oh cruel world! The one chance in my lifetime to make it with a genuine alien who happens to bear a striking resemblance to Heather Locklear and you freds go and turn her into a stinking fungus! My God! If it had to be a fungus you could at least have turned her into a bunch of morels (Morchella esculenta) so we could have gotten a nice stir fry out of the deal. But, no!

I'm starting to dislike you freds just a little.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,mmARIO
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 09:34 AM

tHAT WEBSITE (www.missinita.com)is one of the most frightening things I have *ever* seen. ever. period.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 09:24 AM

wee kapshurd bubbbaababbaaab las niht an turnt hurit bak intoo wat shud luk lik heer iz piktur aftr ithur chanjd bak heer iz piktur beefoor
wen hurit wuz wurkin in nashfill ithur iz in kusstoddy ithur las wurds in enklij wur bedub o beedub candoo wat wil hapun tu doggee nou hurit suks slym lik ithur shud nou too katj teppyarl yur wellkum


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 09:23 AM

Steal, hell...consider it a gift. Original, yes. That's one way to decribe it!

:>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 08:52 AM

where I suffered for years in the cultural desert that is Skaneateles, New York, a town that epitomizes spiritual and social stagnation on so many levels that it really ought to be made a national monument of some sort.

LH - I am doing my best to correct that situation with my inspired performance as 'Benjermin Laudley-Bellows : Town Crier' each Christmas season. Granted - I'm not sure that the culture I display is an improvement - but at least it isn't stagnant!

AMOS! is that original? May I steal it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Aug 03 - 11:58 PM

In the twilight, sunlight fading
Down the stream, a herd is wading
Soft their coats as Eastern silk
Soft as phantoms, come the ilk.

When the trees and shrubs retire
In the half-light of the fire
When the stars are white as milk,
In the darkness, come the ilk.

Far from any kind or nation
Beasts of pure association
Herds of Linkage, implication,
Ilk born of identification

You who live upon your seeing
Recognizing different being
Differentiating now from then
Here from there and zone from zen,

Be ye cautious, careful, wary
In the dusk, a challenge scary
Ilk propose an undermining
All is "like...", beyond defining

Ilk will drain your mind of feeling
Leave you in connections reeling
Stripped and dead upon the heather,
With their mournful curse...WhatEVer....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 21 Aug 03 - 10:20 PM

So which one is Bubba Bubba?

Now I have heard that the milk of ilk is a tasty treat.
Not too sour and not too sweet.
But in order to get an ilk to milk,
you have to feed it good burbon, and do it on silk.
Rumor has it, this has been done before,
and the ilk milk is not totally, folklore,
But I have also heard it from many a stranger than we,
that if you drink the milk from an ilk, your eyes will see three.

Rustic Rebel, the King's Poetess Lariate


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Aug 03 - 09:44 PM

HELP!!!! The Martians have got wind of our plans to thwart their invasion and they have captured Bubba Bubba! Click here!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Aug 03 - 05:43 PM

In just what way did you look at manure piles, Rapaire?

Mario - I used to live in the Finger Lakes region, where I suffered for years in the cultural desert that is Skaneateles, New York, a town that epitomizes spiritual and social stagnation on so many levels that it really ought to be made a national monument of some sort. There are indeed a great many ilk around there. I can vouch for that. The school basketball team was called the Skaneateles Lakers. They were all wet. I forget what the football team was called. I cared little for football, so I never really focused on that. Matter of fact, I detested it. I was forced to sit through a couple of games by the school administration, which expected us all to demonstrate our school spirit by cheering and yelling. A few of the more naive and preppy kids actually did that, but only a few. The rowdy boys (of which there were a fair few) contented themselves by making rude remarks and leering at the cheerleaders. It was almost as much fun as the time I had the measles, that's why I remember it so well...

"Hail to thee, O Skaneateles, hail all hail we sing...." (Barf!)

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Aug 03 - 02:38 PM

I don't think that I'll be able to look a manure pile the same way ever again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 Aug 03 - 01:09 PM

as if this thread will have a problem reaching 1000 posts!

I have a question for the esteemed representative of the N.A.I.F. Do your figures include the Maritime Ilk of Cape Cod Bay and the Salt Marshes of Sandy Neck? (whose range extends nothwards to Glouchester on Cape Ann and south to Mystic Ct.) Because I know from personal experience there are still native Ilk in that location.

And in the FingerLakes region of NY state rumours of ilk sightings are frequent.

There is even suppossedly a number of ilk who roam from renaissance festival to Renaissance Faire thoughout the United States and even into Cananda!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Aug 03 - 12:51 PM

God, the tension is just unbearable! I must have fruit!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Aug 03 - 08:48 AM

Liz, Liz, Liz....

So you want a precis, huh? Forget it. Even those of us who check in on this piece of crap several times a day don't have any idea what the hell's going on with it. Just go read the back of a cereal box and you'll know as much (or as little) as if you reread the entire thread. Or, perhaps, if you were to study that ring that forms around the inside of a toilet bowl....

As to what will happen when it reaches 1000 posts....

As long as it happens before August 27 (that means we have six days, gang) it will empower the Mudcat to thwart the Martian invasion that is slated for that date. That assumes that Max/Jeff foresaw the need for at least four digits in the "post number" field. If the field only has space for three digits it will amount to the Mudcat version of the Y2K problem, only it will be the P1K problem instead. If the system will not take the one thousandth post all will be lost. The Martians will simply have their ways with us. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance! (And the balance is being operated by some pretty out-of-balance people.) You may want to stock up on flashlight batteries and canned foods.

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Aug 03 - 08:23 AM

A summary, well then...

As I understand the most recent developments, Bee-dubya has the hots for making it with a space alien who may or may not be female, a labrador, Khandu, and bread mold; the aliens are looking for this one Bee-dubya wants to make it with; the alien's partner, who has or had the hots for Penelope Rutledge, has been struck by lightning; Tweed is promoting a four-way mud wrestling match between the alien, Bubba Bubba, Carol the Sailor, Sorcha, and Penelope Rutledge; Amos and Little Hawk have been chatting in French, insulting each other, while I've been trying to translate for those who don't speak French; Amos is urinating blue, and now the National Association of Ilk Fanciers is annoyed and threatening to post long threads filled with legalese.

Is everything clear now? Of course, you'll have to read the previous pages yourself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Aug 03 - 01:58 AM

Gees - isn't this bloody thing dead yet?

Do you KNOW how long it takes me to catch up on all this... how about a precis please?

And what's going to happen when it reaches 1000 postings? Will the Mudcat collapse into a back hole?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 20 Aug 03 - 11:13 PM

Yore seecrit iz safe wif me BeeDubs. But Carol the Sailor culd prolly take bof them huzzies wif one arm tied behind her back. Thet girl is plum full of ilk and also knows a number of cardbord cutout celebertys. I know a promoter in Memphis wif casino connections. Mebbe we culd team up CaroltSg and Sorchy agin Bubbabb and that old floozy Penelope (who I habv suspected for a long time iz not human neither). It could be telecastered via public access TV across the nation.

Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Aug 03 - 10:22 PM

Tweed, Tweed, Tweed. Tssk, tssk, tssk. Carol C and Penelope Rutledge wrestling for the chairwomanship of the Ilk Ladies' Auxilliary indeed! Bite your tongue man. The only one truly worthy of the chairwomanship is none other than Bubba Bubba.

Now, I know what you're gonna say - something about "But Bubba Bubba ain't a woman! Bubba Bubba ain't even human! Bubba Bubba is freds!" Well, remember when you fell under the enchantment of Carol the Sailor? Well, I have been smitten. Yes it's true. I have given my heart to an alien who once tried to eat the King of Mississippi but had to spit him out 'cause he tasted so bad.

I have not yet broken the news to Mrs. Bee, so please keep this matter quiet until I've had a chance to talk to her. Thank God the children are all grown.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 20 Aug 03 - 07:57 PM

I porpoise that we,being ilk-minded and sommat in agreement in a couple of things, should band together and cretin a beneficent baste organization. Posonby a loyal l'order of Ilk's, wherein we consomme enormous quantities of beer and gude bourbon whiskey with any profits set aside for chartable causes or even a lodged hot tub to hold meetings in.
Surely they is more then a thousand left of our "ilk"

I wuld pay double admission price to see Penelope Rutabags mudwrassle Carol the SailorQueen for the chairwomanship obv the Il'kladies' Auxillyary. My money's on Queen Carol.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 03 - 12:38 PM

What do you suppose a good ilk herder earns these days? I ask this because I have a friend, Yurko, who has experience in sexing muskoxen, and I suspect that he would make a good ilk herder should a position become available. Yurko is an adventurous man who likes to move around a lot, and he is always on the lookout for interesting jobs like that.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Aug 03 - 11:42 AM

I've been a moose, been called a deer, and accused of bull many times, but I have never before been hauled on the carpet over ilk! I swan, and other expostulations of that ilk! :>) ROTFLMAO!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,N.A.I.F.
Date: 20 Aug 03 - 11:05 AM

From: The National Association of Ilk Fanciers

To: Whom it may concern

It has come to our attention that a number of posts made to this thread have made less than complimentary comments regarding our friend, the noble ilk. As the acknowledged world authority on the ilk, we at the N.A.I.F. would like to take this opportunity to set the record straight.

In the very first post to this thread, a Mr. khandu makes reference to "Tweed, Spaw, Carol the Sailor and their ilk." Pleased be advised that we at the N.A.I.F. maintain exacting records regarding the breeding, sale, and ownership of ilk worldwide, and neither of the three persons Mr. khandu mentions own nor have applied for a license to own an ilk. If Tweed, Spaw or Carol the Sailor are claiming to have ilk, they are prevaricating.   Trust us. As rare and valuable as ilk are in today's world, if either of them had an ilk, we would know about it.
Furthermore, the overall tone of ilk-related posting to this thread is just plain disrespectful. You people act as if ilk were a joke. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. Ilk were once a thriving species held in high regard by kings, queens, emperors and others with more money that sense. Ilk have a long history of being the pet-of-choice of the privileged few and the ilk-breeder was often a person of high esteem at court. But then came the decimation to the ilk population brought on by the ravages of such despots as Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot and Khan. At the end of the Cold War, there were less than a dozen ilk left in the world, all carefully hidden away in mountain hovels or disguised as Manchester Terriers (no mean feat sense a fully-grown ilk is over six feet tall). Through the concerted efforts of our members, we at the N.A.I.F. have brought the ilk back from the brink of extinction. The world ilk population is now slightly less than one thousand. All ilk are currently under private ownership, though plans are in motion to donate a breeding pair of ilk to a suitable zoological park. Several such parks have submitted plans for their proposed ilk habitats and a decision will be made by the N.A.I.F. governing body based solely upon the welfare of the ilk.

We at the N.A.I.F. are requesting that you people of The Mudcat Cafe treat the ilk with the respect to which it is due. If you do not honor our request, you may look forward to whatever legal action we see fit to take to put an end to your libelous statements.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Aug 03 - 08:40 AM

Dear freds,

Thank you very much for the warning regarding the freds we have come to know as Debbie Earl and Bubba Bubba. We are sure that The Galactic Overlord has our best interests at heart. However, please be advised that any and all comments, warnings or other correspondence regarding Bubba Bubba will be summarily ignored by yours truly.

I don't claim to know anything about fredsian psychology, biology or aesthetics. I also don't know exactly how Bubba Bubba manifested itself back on wherever you freds come from. But I find it hard to believe that any entity that bears as striking a resemblance to Heather Locklear (at age 23) as does Bubba Bubba in its current manifestation can bear anything but goodwill (and good other things) toward males of the human species. I am aware that Bubba Bubba's resemblance to the young Miss Locklear is totally superficial but, hey, I'm a superficial kind of guy.

As it stands right now, I have a pending date with Bubba Bubba (along with a couple of other earth-type entities) and am anxiously looking forward to it. If you happen to see Bubba Bubba before I do, please tell it that either the top of Table Rock in Boise, Idaho or the strange pit in Rapaire's new house will do just fine.

Thank you,

Bee-dubya-ell


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 19 Aug 03 - 03:09 PM

wee r freds an lukin fer too freds who cam her befor they r namd bubbbaababbaaab an teppyarl the galiktik oferlard wans them kaws they desserded hiz surviz an yu shud al bee awayr that they ar cumin intu ther seksuall maturity wich kan infolf eting proteen sorses lyk yu peepl ar uncukd to.

uf the too bubbbaababbaaab iz mos danjerus sinz shehe needz othur jenitik stuf too reprodus.

post uz her if yu no wear they r so wee kan stop them.

thanc yu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Aug 03 - 09:58 AM

You just walked into a pwful mess o' BS, alright!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 03 - 09:46 AM

My, what a lovely morning...

Now, let's see...what have we not yet covered on this thread?

Okay. Bubba Bubba referred some time ago (Aug 16 at 8:21 PM) to a situation saying "The lines are right an everything!"

What I want to know is: was Bubba Bubba referring to ley lines? If so, he/she/it is into some interesting stuff. We should pursue this matter, I think.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 03 - 07:17 PM

Madam, you make an impregnable case, I believe -- if not an unbearable one!!

The whole question of "freds" has always struck me as hard to conceive.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 18 Aug 03 - 06:04 PM

Whereas in Debbie Earl's case, it's next to impossible...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 03 - 11:40 AM

Clearly, in Penelope's case, conception is in the eye of the beholder!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 18 Aug 03 - 11:10 AM

Well, "Debbie Earl", that is quite a story. You say that you have "every intent of making you my partner in the reproduction of my kind". Does your kind reproduce? That surprises me, because I had assumed you were a completely unique example of a divine experiment which would under no circumstances be repeated again! Well, God moves in strange ways, doesn't He?

I can't offer you much hope in your quest, Debbie Earl. You see, no Rutledge female has ever married someone named "Debbie", and I do not intend to be the first to break what is a sacred family tradition. No indeed. Now if your name were something more like "Margaret Alfred Cuddlesmore" or "Hermione John Lilywhite", then it might be within the realm of possibility that I would consider you as a future husband. But... "Debbie Earl"? Not a chance!

Your recent absorption of higher knowledge is impressive, and it has certainly had a salutary effect on your vocabulary, but I must advise you of one thing: "Earthen" (sic) minds did not "concieve" Baroque Chamber Music of the period from 1734 to 1785. They conceived it.

* PR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 03 - 09:26 AM

Why not ask him/her?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 03 - 09:08 AM

Ahhh. Thanks, I must have missed that one!! So D.B. Earl is probably the right pronunciation. Right? The Debbie bit is a mistake, right?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 03 - 08:27 AM

Amos, see this.
Which is why I suspect that Debbie Earl is sort of male. I don't think I'd care to investigate it, though. That bit about "devouring" and "comsuming" is off-putting since I don't know how "he" means it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 03 - 10:53 PM

G';wan -- how are you to tell, given the alienness of the entity?? But if that name is earthling-chosen, it is clear that someone thought it was female at some point!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 03 - 08:35 PM

Ah, Amos, I think that Debbie Earl is a boy, sort of. Then again, it may not matter. These matters may not call for any deep inquiry on our part.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 03 - 07:22 PM

Suffered from a dramatic lack of understanding!!

Ms Earl I am almighty IMpressed with yore recent adventures and most specially with your conclusions therefrom having always been most partial to Scarlatti and JCFB and almost anyone who was genuinely early.

Thanks for the enlightening rencontre and pray continue!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,"Debbie Earl"
Date: 17 Aug 03 - 06:37 PM

My dear Ms. Rutledge,

Please forgive me my former impolitesse, as I was then but a callow youth. Many things have happened since I last posted, and I should like to bring you current.

I set out from Blue Dog, Arkansas, where I had been dwelling, to find you, Ms. Rutledge. I had every intent of making you my partner in the reproduction of my kind. Fortunately, as I was traversing a "bald knob" in the Ozarks, I was struck by lightning. When I awakened from this electrocution (which would have killed anyone born on this planet), I found that my gonadal cycle (if I may, with your permission, refer to such) had been accelerated and that I was now far, far more interested in things of the intellect than things corporal.

My first inclination was to find a large public library and devour everything in it, but I realized that such would hardly sate my appetite for knowledge. I have, therefore, consumed the libraries of the Universities of Missouri, Minnesota, Illinois, Chicago, and Indiana. (I have also digested the knowledge of the chairpeople of several academic departments, but with little furtherance of my knowledge. I do, however, now have what can only be called an encyclopedic knowledge of various alcoholic drinks and sexual matters relating to Earthen folk.)

Ms. Rutledge, while I still enjoy the ennui and spiritual dissonance inherent in "the blues," I must tell you that I have found that Baroque chamber music, especially that of the period from 1734 to 1785, is so exquisitely complex that I wonder how your Earthen minds concieved it. I have become especially enamored of such as Scarletti, JCF Bach, and the early Mozart.

I shall not annoy you with my attentions any longer, dear lady, but I shall now and again post here, should you wish to honor my scribblings with a glance.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Muffy
Date: 17 Aug 03 - 04:58 PM

So...you didn't have a leg to stand on?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 03 - 04:01 PM

Academic standing? Me? Heck, I I went through school via academic groveling, academic whining, and academic pleading. But standing? No, sir! We drank too much to be left standing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 03 - 01:56 PM

Rapaire:

I think you might be overdoing it a bit. Aspiring to academic standing, are we??? :>))


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 17 Aug 03 - 12:56 PM

Tweed, I see that at 11:01 pm on Aug 16th you somehow managed to post a link to the contents of your brain! Most edifying.

You then tried again, got it right, and posted the link you had intended to in the first place, and it's really quite amusing too...

France can be charming, and I dearly hope that a certain Angelique will be returning there soon with her kilted, perverted paramour firmly in tow. With any luck he will fall into the Seine during one of his drunken midnight rambles and the world will be delivered from a very nasty problem and a great deal of incredibly bad poetry, while Twillingsgate will be delivered from on ongoing embarrassment of ever-enlarging proportions.

Keep up the good work, Tweed! I expect to see a link to your moral and ethical condition on the next post...

* PR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 03 - 09:48 AM

Translations:

"arghhhh....tout les jours la meme chose...."

Aw, man, every day the same old shit.

"arghhh....laissez les bontemps rouler...."

Aw, man, let the good time roll. (Alternately, 'Aw, man, roll some of that good shit.')

(Academic stuff: please note in the first quotation that Tweed is also subtlely refering to the phrase "A chacun a son gout," which is best translated as "To each to his taste" or "You can eat them snails, but I'll have a hot dog, thanks." He is also verbally playing with the phrase "Plus ca change, plus ca meme chose," which can be translated as "The more things change, the more they are the same thing." Obviously then Tweed is bored, suffering from what the French call "ennui" and his mother probably called "If you can't find something to do, I'll find something for you to do."

The second quote is the unofficial motto of New Orleans. Translated exactly it would mean "(You [plural] let (or permit) the goodtimes (you plural) roll (or drive, in the sense of driving an automobile). Thus a better more exact translations might be "You all permit the goodtimes you all drive." Since this makes but little sense (if that), the more colloquial translation is preferred.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 16 Aug 03 - 11:06 PM

arghhh....laissez les bontemps rouler....
Panama Invades France (really!) ('Appy Bidet Joe)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 16 Aug 03 - 11:01 PM

arghhhh....tout les jours la meme chose....

Read the ex-Texas Jewboy's accounts of his travels.
Panama Invades France


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