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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 29 Oct 10 - 10:36 PM
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Rapparee 29 Oct 10 - 06:47 PM
gnu 29 Oct 10 - 05:15 PM
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gnu 29 Oct 10 - 10:36 AM
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Eiseley 29 Oct 10 - 01:11 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 10:36 PM

Actually, Fugawee makes pretty good footwear.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 09:50 PM

I demur roundly, sirrah!! What has ALWAYS carried Mom forward despite the scores of idle chaff and self-serving furbelows tacked on to her weekly by the less than brilliant is the overpowering force of pure creative scintillating, gemlike and diamantine BS.

That's the force that will carry Mom to her Fifty Kay!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Charley Noble
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 08:55 PM

Rapaire-

I'm pleased that you provided the link to "fugawee" for those who want to purchase vintage replica footware and are clueless where to find it.

It's just this kind of post that may carry this thread to its immortal 50,000.

So sad in its way...

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 06:47 PM

Okay...fugawee you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 05:15 PM

Yes LH... just a straight forward pair of well made ONE colour boots. No need for "wicking technology" or "quad comfort" or "outerspace insulation"... just a good pair of fucking boots like we used to make in this country!!!

Does Bata still make footwear up there LH?

Hmmm... you still got Rite-Way stores up there?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 05:10 PM

US$300 for a PAIR OF 6" BOOTS? f THAT.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 05:03 PM

Boots? You want boots?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 04:44 PM

You're not godless, Stilly. You just think you are. ;-) Probably because your definition of "God" is a bit too small.

gnu - That's exactly what I want too: "a black or a tan boot that protects my ankles from The Great White North"

Dead simple. Why the hell do the stores not stock such items???

I would also like to buy T-shirts in "warm" and vibrant colours like golden yellow, warm green, tan, sky blue...can't find such a thing anywhere right now. The ones they have are mostly in black, brassy lifeless red, unpleasant pale turquoise, and other crap colors like that. I want colors that look alive, not colors that remind me of parts on a plastic lawn mower.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 04:01 PM

Resoled... leather? My Grebs are not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 03:56 PM

And there's a man out in Indiana who claims to be using Abraham Lincoln's axe: two new heads and three new handles, but the same one even so.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 03:35 PM

You can get good boots resoled if you take it to someone who specializes in boots. I have a 40 year old pair of climbing boots that I don't wear often, and they're on their third set of soles.

I may be godless, but I'm not soleless.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 03:13 PM

LH... indeed. The odd looking shoes at the shops these days are atrocious! Why can't I find a well made, comfortable shoe/boot that is just one colour and doesn't have the look of a teenager's sneaker?

I just want a black or a tan boot that protects my ankles from The Great White North. And I don't want one that has anti-skid technology. All that means is that the soles will wear out in far less than $200. $200... made in China, Korea, Pakistan...

I have two pairs of Canuck made Greb Kodiacks that are about 30 years old. Most comfy boots ever woth felt insoles in them but the tread is worn... like walking in Italian shoes which is not fun in The Frozen North.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 02:52 PM

0, my! Custom women's boots a specialty of the Rapaire network, for reasons which deponent sayeth not?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 01:48 PM

I know where you can get boots and/or shoes made to your specifications. However, your specifications better be open-ended on the price.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 12:21 PM

I do have some sandals. Awhile back I bought a pair of women's leather boots that fit me, because all the boots in the men's section were so damn ugly and clunky looking that I couldn't find any I liked there. ;-) I'm not too impressed by the shoe styles that are being offered lately. About the only people who seem to make real shoes and boots any longer are the Italians.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 11:22 AM

Nice song.

You'd better at least have some women's flip flops handy, I don't think she'll like those boots.

Eiseley, I meant to mention earlier, wheezing as you read MOAB is okay as long it is suppressed laughter, but please don't develop asthma just for MOM, okay? :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 11:12 AM

I'm slim myself, Stilly. I think most of my stuff would fit her okay. She could just put on some jeans and a T-shirt.

If you haven't seen me, here I am, in the green T-shirt....

playing a Dylan song...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 10:36 AM

I was up working. Best time of the day for it. Fewer distractions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 10:31 AM

Would Winona be able to successfully dress for the day from your closet, LH? Better keep a few slim belts, at the very least, so she can at least keep the jeans on. T-shirts are so commonly unisex they should be fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 10:27 AM

4:24 a.m. in Ontario is 2:24 a.m. in Idaho.

I was in bed. Asleep.

What I did not mention is that Hector Ballsdirty ALSO has a thing for LH as Winona, unless Shame gets there first.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 04:26 AM

Rapaire, the "problem" you mention would be no problem at all for me. I'd get into a lesbian affair with Penelope Rutledge in a heartbeat. ;-) Penelope may be a bit of a snob, but she's definitely got an attractive aspect and she also has a good deal of character and lots of courage.

I have no trouble imagining being a woman. It would be as easy as changing into another set of clothing. That's why I am always rather bemused (if not astounded) on the rare occasions when some misguided individual on this forum accuses me of some form of male chauvinism. It has happened once or twice. When it does, they're only seeing the chip on their own shoulder reflected in the great mirror of life, but they're not seeing me.

I think it's absolutely cool to be either a man or a woman. Wonderful possibilities. Certainly nothing to complain about in either case...

So, it's 4:24 AM and I just got up. Where are the rest of you? ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 01:11 AM

MOM knows about your children, but do your children know about MOM?

They came and read over my shoulder sometimes when I was laughing too hard to stop them, but for the most part they thought it was all totally boring. No loud noises, few animated parts, nothing but (to their minds) poetry and adult stupidity. It's the best kept secret on the Web.

I did show Tom a run of posts when the boys fought a duel. He was intrigued, so I had to take evasive measures. This isn't the type of thing a twelve-year-old should read in his spare time. He could probably figure out the vocabulary but it would rob him of innocence a bit early. Mostly the fellows just got used to my wheezing with suppressed laughter and paid me no mind.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:17 PM

Little Hawk wakes up to find he has become a beautiful woman. This transformation becomes hellish as he gradually discovers that Penelope Rutledge has a "thing" for him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:14 PM

That's a great plot twist from the Kafka pattern .

Little Hawk wakes up to find he has become a beautiful woman. This transformation becomes hellish as he gradually discovers he must now reject all his lascivious imaginary playmates. It ruins his life.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:08 PM

He'd never get near her, I assure you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 08:49 PM

Your old buddy Shame would like that....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 08:21 PM

I wonder if I'll ever wake up in the morning and find that I'm Winona Ryder?

;-) I wouldn't mind if that happened now and then. It would be an interesting change.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 08:08 PM

I just hope that it doesn't happen every day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 07:12 PM

Congrats on your post-Kafkaian maturation phase, Rapaire!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 06:46 PM

Yeah, that's me alright. Now that I'm no longer a cockroach or dung beetle or whatever I was I'm going to start fixing supper (dinner for all you effete Easterners).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 05:59 PM

There are a few MOABites who, after naps, are regularly beside themselves with something on their minds.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 11:20 AM

Rap - it is perfectly normal to wake up and find you are something. Ussually it is yourself, but sometimes it isn't.

Everyone has days like that, though. Even MOM - but she doesn't like to admit it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 11:17 AM

That same thing used to happen to my grandfather regularly, Rapaire. Specially on Saturday or Sunday mornings after carousing into the wee hours with his dissolute mates at the U of T faculty. Don't worry! It will pass.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 11:00 AM

the moab dicrete? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

oh....you meant "seperate"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:59 AM

Is it normal to wake up and find that you're a giant cockroach or something?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:52 AM

Eiseley,

MOM knows about your children, but do your children know about MOM? Did they hear you whooping it up as you read through the early posts, or did you read quietly, keeping this world a discrete place in your life?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:06 AM

He possesses ineffable qualities that cannot be expressed in human language, but only grasped by the silent heart.

I think that's the flatulent part...we used to call them SBD's. Beuatiful turn of phrase, though.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 09:39 AM

He looms large over the land? So do I - most people call it "obese"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 09:24 AM

Shatner recently turned down the chance to be Governor General of Canada....the direct representative of Her Majesty the Queen. That tells you just how august he is. He dwells at an Olympian level that few can appreciate and almost none can aspire to. He possesses ineffable qualities that cannot be expressed in human language, but only grasped by the silent heart. He looms large upon the land.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 09:19 AM

Amos @4:47

you say: It's crude, boorish, flatulent behavior

In other words; typical Shatner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 09:08 AM

Good morning Mom,
Ben is making breakfast this morning---scrambled egg and sausage wraps. Isn't it nice when your grandchildren do the cooking? I'll have him put extra cheese in yours.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Oct 10 - 11:12 PM

I have tried to talk Shane into trying out a 1 month stay at a local nudist camp in hopes that he would learn basic hygeine and other valuable social skills there, but so far he has rejected the idea. When he realized that it wouldn't be just him and a lot of "hot babes" there, he chickened out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Oct 10 - 08:53 PM

Like many, but not all, Canadians. The Shame of the McBrides, for example, still has to remember that clothing gets in the way of his natural functions, and the certainty of this changing during his so-called lifetime approaches zero.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Oct 10 - 07:19 PM

A shat upon you heathens! He isith the soul through which true enlightenment cometh. Do youse not wanna cometh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Oct 10 - 07:13 PM

Yeah. And I think that with love, care, kindness, and electroshock he can indeed be housebroken.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Oct 10 - 05:53 PM

You expect me to train Shatner?????   ARE YOU MAD??? Do you realize who William Shatner IS????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Oct 10 - 04:47 PM

That gives you a lot of time to train him out of his egregious egoism, LH, and perhaps into some ordinary courtesies as well, such as not invading a thread to which he has contributed next to nothing and grabbing the numbers. It's crude, boorish, flatulent behavior.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Oct 10 - 03:41 PM

Good. That leaves lots of time to plan for the celebration when Mr Shatner stops by again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Oct 10 - 03:22 PM

I do believe there are about 882 posts to go.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Oct 10 - 03:12 PM

Aha! Well, that explains why Shatner wasn't here again, doesn't it? There may indeed be something wrong with my computer. I'll have to have a little talk with it.


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