Lyrics & Knowledge Personal Pages Record Shop Auction Links Radio & Media Kids Membership Help
The Mudcat Cafemuddy

Post to this Thread - Printer Friendly - Home
Page: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99] [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110] [111] [112] [113] [114] [115] [116] [117] [118] [119] [120] [121] [122] [123] [124] [125] [126] [127] [128] [129] [130] [131] [132] [133] [134] [135] [136] [137] [138] [139] [140] [141] [142] [143] [144] [145] [146] [147] [148] [149] [150] [151] [152] [153] [154] [155] [156] [157] [158] [159] [160] [161] [162] [163] [164] [165] [166] [167] [168] [169] [170] [171] [172] [173] [174] [175] [176] [177] [178] [179] [180] [181] [182] [183] [184] [185] [186] [187] [188] [189] [190] [191] [192] [193] [194] [195] [196] [197] [198] [199] [200] [201] [202] [203] [204] [205] [206] [207] [208] [209] [210] [211] [212] [213] [214] [215] [216] [217] [218] [219] [220] [221] [222] [223] [224] [225] [226] [227] [228] [229] [230] [231] [232] [233] [234] [235] [236] [237] [238] [239] [240] [241] [242] [243] [244] [245] [246] [247] [248] [249] [250] [251] [252] [253] [254] [255] [256] [257] [258] [259] [260] [261] [262] [263] [264] [265] [266] [267] [268] [269] [270] [271] [272] [273] [274] [275] [276] [277] [278] [279] [280] [281] [282] [283] [284] [285] [286] [287] [288] [289] [290] [291] [292] [293] [294] [295] [296] [297] [298] [299] [300] [301] [302] [303] [304] [305] [306] [307] [308] [309] [310] [311] [312] [313] [314] [315] [316] [317] [318] [319] [320] [321] [322] [323] [324] [325] [326] [327] [328] [329] [330] [331] [332] [333] [334] [335] [336] [337] [338] [339] [340] [341] [342] [343] [344] [345] [346] [347] [348] [349] [350] [351] [352] [353] [354] [355] [356] [357] [358] [359] [360] [361] [362] [363] [364] [365] [366] [367] [368] [369] [370] [371] [372] [373] [374] [375] [376] [377] [378] [379] [380] [381] [382] [383] [384] [385] [386] [387] [388] [389] [390] [391] [392] [393] [394] [395] [396] [397] [398] [399] [400] [401] [402] [403] [404] [405] [406] [407] [408] [409] [410] [411] [412] [413] [414] [415] [416] [417] [418] [419] [420] [421] [422] [423] [424] [425] [426] [427] [428] [429] [430] [431] [432] [433] [434] [435] [436] [437] [438] [439] [440] [441] [442] [443] [444] [445] [446] [447] [448] [449] [450] [451] [452] [453] [454] [455] [456] [457] [458] [459] [460] [461] [462] [463] [464] [465] [466] [467] [468] [469] [470] [471] [472] [473] [474] [475] [476] [477] [478] [479] [480] [481] [482] [483] [484] [485] [486] [487] [488] [489] [490] [491] [492] [493] [494] [495] [496] [497] [498] [499] [500] [501] [502] [503] [504] [505] [506] [507] [508] [509] [510] [511] [512] [513] [514] [515] [516] [517] [518] [519] [520] [521] [522] [523] [524] [525] [526] [527] [528] [529] [530] [531] [532] [533] [534] [535] [536] [537] [538] [539] [540] [541] [542] [543] [544] [545] [546] [547] [548] [549] [550] [551] [552] [553] [554] [555] [556] [557] [558] [559] [560] [561] [562] [563] [564] [565] [566] [567] [568] [569] [570] [571] [572] [573] [574] [575] [576] [577] [578] [579] [580] [581] [582] [583] [584] [585] [586] [587] [588] [589] [590] [591] [592] [593] [594] [595] [596] [597] [598] [599] [600] [601] [602] [603] [604] [605] [606] [607] [608] [609] [610] [611] [612] [613] [614] [615] [616] [617] [618] [619] [620] [621] [622] [623] [624] [625] [626] [627] [628] [629] [630] [631] [632] [633] [634] [635] [636] [637] [638] [639] [640] [641] [642] [643] [644] [645] [646] [647] [648] [649] [650] [651] [652] [653] [654] [655] [656] [657] [658] [659] [660] [661] [662] [663] [664] [665] [666] [667] [668] [669] [670] [671] [672] [673] [674] [675] [676] [677] [678] [679] [680] [681] [682] [683] [684] [685] [686] [687] [688] [689] [690] [691] [692] [693] [694] [695] [696] [697] [698] [699] [700] [701] [702] [703] [704] [705] [706] [707] [708] [709] [710] [711] [712] [713] [714] [715] [716] [717] [718] [719] [720] [721] [722] [723] [724] [725] [726] [727] [728] [729] [730] [731] [732] [733] [734] [735] [736] [737] [738] [739] [740] [741] [742] [743] [744] [745] [746] [747] [748] [749] [750] [751] [752] [753] [754] [755] [756] [757] [758] [759] [760] [761] [762] [763] [764] [765] [766] [767] [768] [769] [770] [771] [772] [773] [774] [775] [776] [777] [778] [779] [780] [781] [782] [783] [784] [785] [786] [787] [788] [789] [790] [791] [792] [793] [794] [795] [796] [797] [798] [799] [800] [801] [802] [803] [804] [805] [806] [807] [808] [809] [810] [811] [812] [813] [814] [815] [816] [817] [818] [819] [820] [821] [822] [823] [824] [825] [826] [827] [828] [829] [830] [831] [832] [833] [834] [835] [836] [837] [838] [839] [840] [841] [842] [843] [844] [845] [846] [847] [848] [849] [850] [851] [852] [853] [854] [855] [856] [857] [858] [859] [860] [861] [862] [863] [864] [865] [866] [867] [868] [869] [870] [871] [872] [873] [874] [875] [876] [877] [878] [879] [880] [881] [882] [883] [884] [885] [886] [887] [888] [889] [890] [891] [892] [893] [894] [895] [896] [897] [898] [899] [900] [901] [902] [903] [904] [905] [906] [907] [908] [909] [910] [911] [912] [913] [914] [915] [916] [917] [918] [919] [920] [921] [922] [923] [924] [925] [926] [927] [928] [929] [930] [931] [932] [933] [934] [935] [936] [937] [938] [939] [940] [941] [942] [943] [944] [945] [946] [947] [948] [949] [950] [951] [952] [953] [954] [955] [956] [957] [958] [959] [960] [961] [962] [963] [964] [965] [966] [967] [968] [969] [970] [971] [972] [973] [974] [975] [976] [977] [978] [979] [980] [981] [982] [983] [984] [985] [986] [987] [988] [989] [990] [991] [992] [993] [994] [995] [996] [997] [998] [999] [1000] [1001] [1002] [1003] [1004] [1005] [1006] [1007] [1008] [1009] [1010] [1011] [1012] [1013] [1014] [1015] [1016] [1017] [1018] [1019] [1020] [1021] [1022] [1023] [1024] [1025] [1026] [1027] [1028] [1029] [1030] [1031] [1032] [1033] [1034] [1035] [1036] [1037] [1038] [1039] [1040] [1041] [1042] [1043] [1044] [1045] [1046] [1047] [1048] [1049] [1050] [1051] [1052] [1053] [1054] [1055] [1056] [1057] [1058] [1059] [1060] [1061] [1062] [1063] [1064] [1065] [1066] [1067] [1068] [1069] [1070] [1071] [1072] [1073] [1074] [1075] [1076] [1077] [1078] [1079] [1080] [1081] [1082] [1083] [1084] [1085] [1086] [1087] [1088] [1089] [1090] [1091] [1092] [1093] [1094] [1095] [1096] [1097] [1098] [1099] [1100] [1101] [1102] [1103] [1104] [1105] [1106] [1107] [1108] [1109] [1110] [1111] [1112] [1113] [1114] [1115] [1116] [1117] [1118] [1119] [1120] [1121] [1122] [1123] [1124] [1125] [1126] [1127] [1128] [1129] [1130] [1131] [1132] [1133] [1134]


BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Ed T 08 Dec 09 - 07:52 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Dec 09 - 06:03 AM
Little Hawk 07 Dec 09 - 11:07 PM
Rapparee 07 Dec 09 - 10:38 PM
Amos 07 Dec 09 - 10:22 PM
Acme 07 Dec 09 - 10:06 PM
Janie 07 Dec 09 - 10:00 PM
Amos 07 Dec 09 - 09:57 PM
Ed T 07 Dec 09 - 09:42 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Dec 09 - 09:38 PM
Ed T 07 Dec 09 - 09:37 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Dec 09 - 08:49 PM
Amos 07 Dec 09 - 07:47 PM
Amos 07 Dec 09 - 07:18 PM
Amos 07 Dec 09 - 07:16 PM
Ed T 07 Dec 09 - 07:14 PM
Amos 07 Dec 09 - 07:10 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Dec 09 - 06:31 PM
Ed T 07 Dec 09 - 06:14 PM
Acme 07 Dec 09 - 06:08 PM
Ed T 07 Dec 09 - 06:04 PM
Little Hawk 07 Dec 09 - 06:02 PM
Ed T 07 Dec 09 - 05:49 PM
Rapparee 07 Dec 09 - 05:47 PM
Ed T 07 Dec 09 - 05:44 PM
Little Hawk 07 Dec 09 - 05:13 PM
Amos 07 Dec 09 - 05:11 PM
Little Hawk 07 Dec 09 - 02:29 PM
Amos 07 Dec 09 - 02:20 PM
Little Hawk 07 Dec 09 - 02:20 PM
Rapparee 07 Dec 09 - 01:51 PM
Amos 07 Dec 09 - 01:26 PM
Little Hawk 07 Dec 09 - 01:15 PM
Acme 07 Dec 09 - 01:13 PM
Acme 07 Dec 09 - 01:12 PM
Amos 07 Dec 09 - 01:11 PM
Janie 07 Dec 09 - 12:39 PM
Amos 07 Dec 09 - 11:49 AM
Acme 07 Dec 09 - 11:11 AM
Amos 07 Dec 09 - 10:41 AM
Rapparee 07 Dec 09 - 08:30 AM
Acme 07 Dec 09 - 01:15 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Dec 09 - 09:44 PM
Ed T 06 Dec 09 - 09:41 PM
Rapparee 06 Dec 09 - 09:20 PM
Ed T 06 Dec 09 - 09:15 PM
Rapparee 06 Dec 09 - 09:12 PM
Ed T 06 Dec 09 - 09:09 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Dec 09 - 09:06 PM
Ed T 06 Dec 09 - 09:04 PM
Lyrics & Knowledge Search [Advanced]
DT  Forum
Sort (Forum) by:relevance date
DT Lyrics:






Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 07:52 AM

Cable Guy....I saw the first movie....now a Stilly River sequel?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 06:03 AM

Officer Dana is going to marry H. Archibald Cogswell III? Archie? I thought he was already engaged to Veronica Lodge.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 11:07 PM

So....


Susan....




you....






find....





that....









your...







inter.....














net.....





is....




kind of........






............slow?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 10:38 PM

Mr. and Mrs. John C. Dana are pleased to announce the engagement of their daughter, Jennifer, to Mr. H. Archibald Cogswell III of Vancouver.

The bride-to-be is a graduate of the University of Toronto, where she took her degree in Police Science; she is currently serving as a Corporal in the Ontario Provincial Police.

Mr. Cogswell is the son of the late Dr. and Mrs. H. Archibald Cogswell. He is holds a doctorate in theoretical physics and is currently employed by the Canadian Space Agency (l'Agence Spatiale Canadienne) where he is in training to serve on the International Space Station. He also is a member of Canada's Olympic pistol team and has a black belt in Aikido. He earlier served in Aghanistan as a sniper in the Defence Forces, where following a series of battlefied commissions he rose to the rank of Major.

No date for the nuptials has been announced.


                                           --Toronto Sun


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 10:22 PM

Origin:
1620?30; < Gk palíndromos recurring, equiv. to pálin again, back + -dromos running (see -drome )

The world's longest Palindromic string is here. I will not dignify it by calling it a sentence. The longest English palindromic word is redivider (9 letters). The longest palindromic word in any language is saippuakivikauppias (19 letters), Finnish for lye dealer.

SO there ye go.

A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 10:06 PM

my Internet is loading at 1/10th of the speed it's supposed to. Funny, but as long as modem is connected to the router, I get something, but if the cable runs straight to the computer from the modem, I don't get anything.

Cable guy is coming over tomorrow.

Bummer.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 10:00 PM

Oh dear, Dee-dubya-ell. You been taking too much tylenol, or inhaling fumes from your glazes?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 09:57 PM

Ed's answer is indisputable.,..


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 09:42 PM

"It's not my goddamn planet, understand, monkey boy" Buckaroo Bonzai


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 09:38 PM

Hi Mom!

Here's some stupid questions for ya...

1) How come a palindrome is called a "palindrome"? Wouldn't it make more sense to call it a word that actually is a palindrome?

2) And how come a lisp is called a "lisp"? It's a cruel joke! If there's one word in the English language a person with a lisp can't possibly say, it's "lisp".

3) And how come we put rock salt on roads in winter to make stuff MELT, but we put it in ice cream churns to make stuff FREEZE?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 09:37 PM

"I used to read but making stuff up is faster." ? Scott Adams.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 08:49 PM

Hurrah for 32923!
A palindrome, it's plain to see!
Nobody else claims it but me!
I love my 32923!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 07:47 PM

We had only eighty leagues to go
And the sky was turning lighter
ANd the good ole boat still flew afloat,
She 'uz born and built a fighter.
And I reckon the height of the seas came down
To something more like twenty.
So we figgered we might see an end to our woes,
Which was good, as we'd all had plenty.

But the wind kept ripping through the stays
Screaming like hell's own daughter,
And down below, the cry came out
"By DAMN!!! She's takin' water!!"
And sure there was water in the bilge
Where the keelson had set to leakin'
ANd one of the seams had come unpaid
And cracked, instead of creakin'.

Well I don't need to say how pale we grew
As we checked that water level,
An' we untied Hawk and t'othah one too,
(By Christ, they looked dishelvel'd!
They was green at the gills and their eyes was wild,
And their nerves was strained and jumpin'
But we slapped them both till they came around,
ANd we set those boys to pumpin'.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 07:18 PM

Ed:

Usn's er lucky we don' hafter go hungery jes' cuz we are sub-prime in the litersy deportment. AInchew?


A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 07:16 PM

The congenital form of methemoglobinemia has an autosomal recessive pattern of inheritance.

Due to a deficiency of the enzyme diaphorase I (NADH methemoglobin reductase), methemoglobin levels rise and the blood of met-Hb patients has reduced oxygen-carrying capacity. Instead of being red in color, the arterial blood of met-Hb patients is brown. This results in the skin of Caucasian patients gaining a bluish hue. Hereditary met-Hb is caused by a recessive gene. If only one parent has this gene, offspring will have normal-hued skin, but if both parents carry the gene there is a chance the offspring will have blue-hued skin.

Another cause of congenital methemoglobinemia is seen in patients with abnormal hemoglobin variants such as hemoglobin M (HbM), or hemoglobin H (HbH), which are not amenable to reduction despite intact enzyme systems.

Methemoglobinemia can also arise in patients with pyruvate kinase deficiency due to impaired production of NADH - the essential cofactor for diaphorase I. Similarly, patients with Glucose-6-phosphate dehydrogenase (G6PD) deficiency may have impaired production of another co-factor, NADPH.


Thank you, Wikipedia!!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 07:14 PM

My earlier prediction was 33k by Christmas....and we seem to be early. 32 on Haloween and 33 near Christmas....what a holiday prone lot.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 07:10 PM

Rapairius:

Vos recubo cum   canis per a infractus caput, et capitis quod vestri matris indutus.

Tiberium


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 06:31 PM

♫♫

I got them methemoglobinemia blues
and I'm as blue as I can be
I got them methemoglobinemia blues
and I'm as blue as I can be
I'm blue from my lips
down to th' tip of my wee-wee

You know I'd rather be green
like Kermit th' talkin' frog
You know I'd rather be green
like Kermit th' talkin' frog
Than to spend my whole life
bluer than a blue-tick hound dog

They say the sun's gonna shine
in everyone's back door some day
They say the sun's gonna shine
in everyone's back door some day
But when you got this methemoglobinemia
them ol' blues won't never go away

♫♫


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 06:14 PM

Hungery anyone?
http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/165/964344/restaurant/Hot-Springs/Hungery-Fisherman-Restaurant-Malvern


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 06:08 PM

Facebook and Mashable seem to not be up and running this afternoon. As long as good ol' mudcat is here, I will survive.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 06:04 PM

After a week of wear, Unfortunately, Shanes socks tend to smell abit like doritos . Dogs love socks and doritos. Best to take them off, Shane, if the dog is hungery.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 06:02 PM

Fascinating stuff, Ed!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 05:49 PM

http://www.bobkwebsite.com/krishnajesusmyths.html


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 05:47 PM

Braccae tuae aperiuntur et in dentibus acticis frustrum magnum spinaciae habes, Amos.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 05:44 PM

Feeling blue?
http://www.life.illinois.edu/bio100/bluepeople.html


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 05:13 PM

Far be it from me to misdirect you away from your ruling obsession, Amos. ;-)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 05:11 PM

But Rapaire was broken wuss than we thought,
An' his mind was bent on talk,
An' by the time the watch stood down
He'd infected Little Hawk.
So we tied them up in their burlap wraps
Down below, out of all harm's way
And we let them gabble 'bout Nazi subs,
And we steered for the next of Kay.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 02:29 PM

1943 was a tough year. It started out okay, but hit the breaking point by about halfway through, and the happy time for the U-boats was over. Casualties by war's end were over 90% in the U-boat service, the highest of any combat arm in the war as far as I know.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 02:20 PM

ALas, Rapaire, the helmsman bold
He could not stand the gaff;
The endless gale got to his nerves
And he started in to laugh.
He swore he was fighting German subs
In 1943;
So we put him below with Little Hawk
To restore his sanity.

Our clothes were wet and their hides were raw
And the scudding clouds blew by,
When someone a glimpse of sunlight saw
A crack in a slate-dark sky.
He hollered loud for the rest to see
The proof of a living day,
And we whooped it up till the clouds shut down
On course for the next of Kay.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 02:20 PM

In the U-boat's tower
Captain Hawk glowered
"Vee missed zem," he growled to the crew
"Load up tubes ein, und zwei und drei,
"Und zen vunce again vee vill shoot.
"Und zis time vee'll sink zem
"Right to ze bottom
"Und zen vee vill all celebrate
"Ze vill nefer make port
"Vee vill bring zem up short
"long before verdammt serty-s'ree K!"


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 01:51 PM

Then the lookout cried, "Torpedo to port!"
And the captain soiled his pants
He whimpered and moaned and whined and groaned
And went on one of his rants.
But the bold and noble Rapaire, tho' a lowly deckhand he,
Grabbed the wheel and turned her hard to the right, or starboard,      nautically,
And the torpedo missed by half an inch
On the way to thirty-three kay.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 01:26 PM

The clock on the cabin wall said ten,
But the air was thick as night
And the heading seas lambasted our bow
To the left and to the right.
There was nary a glimmer of morning sun
Dark the sky, the sea, the air.
And every soul of our gallant crew
WOndered whut he was doin' there.

But the knots ticked by--why they seemed to fly,
As we ran before that gale
Though the best we could do was a guess or two
On our fix, as the harsh wind wailed.
But we knew if we kept the quartering head
And the wind kept on blowing that way,
That it wouldn't be long, if we weren't all lost,
We'd come home to the next of Kay.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 01:15 PM

You just nailed 32,900, Stilly. Impressive.

I have been hearing disturbing rumours from Blind River. It seems that Shane has gone into a major depression and is trying to drink himself to death. There may not be enough booze on hand to accomplish that aim. If so, I shudder to think what may happen.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 01:13 PM

As Amos started to point out, in some areas it's cold outside.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 01:12 PM

The race is easy, 100 posts. MOM'll knock it off in an afternoon. Unless she's staying indoors because it's cold outside.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 01:11 PM

Well, I can't. Even though I don't hold long conversations with imaginary characters doesn't mean I don't have compassion for them!! You ever been stuck in a gale that seemed like it would go on forever??? No fun.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 12:39 PM

We can't?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 11:49 AM

This is 32897. In one hundred and three more posts we will pass the Thirty Three of Kay.

There will be verses.

After all, we can't just leave all those brave sailors stuck in a gale, can we?


A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 11:11 AM

I see we are getting near to another racing stage, aren't we? Janie, girl, you have your running shoes on?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 10:41 AM

Aha!! The truth is out!! Rapaire is secretly a member of the Mysterious Leaguue of Those Who Talk to Imaginary Friends!!!

SOmebody send him the Official Dakota Ring.

A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 08:30 AM

Dear Santa:

I have been mostly a good boy most of the year. That incident with Amos and the noodles doesn't count because it was his fault, and Shame McBride is nobody's fault except that of the condom maker. So that being the case, please bring me a Klein Stein for Christmas. If you don't have any in stock, you can get them here. I can take it to city hall and drink coffee out of it and confuse the heck out of everyone.

Thank you for all you do, Santa. You're one of the Good Guys.

Sincerely yours,
Rapaire
(The good one of Mom's boys.)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 01:15 AM

Sounds more like a Klingon bottle.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Dec 09 - 09:44 PM

Ah, the Klein bottle! The only thing Gluon will drink from. Nothing ol' Gluon enjoys more than a Klein bagel washed down with a Klein bottle full of Denebian Ditchwater.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Dec 09 - 09:41 PM

Shane's favourite pick up line:
"Nice melons on U, U'r ham hocks and snout ain't too shabby eider"


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 09 - 09:20 PM

Good lard and hamhocks, man! Not even his doctor wants anything to do with Shame's bottom unless s/he's in a heavy-duty, air-supplied, hazmat suit. Angels hold umbrellas over Shame when it rains because God doesn't want his run-off polluting Lake Huron and killing all the fish clear out to the Grand Banks.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Dec 09 - 09:15 PM

"Shane's all hangover, he's got a mouth full of cotton
Guess he's arrived this must be his bottom"


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 09 - 09:12 PM

Nah, nowhere near it because there is no bottom. Mother MOAB is more like a Klein bottle than a Mason jar.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Dec 09 - 09:09 PM

"Doodle do do doo, a doodle do do doo
A doodle do do doo doodle doodle do do doo,
I guess we've arrived this must be the bottom"


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Dec 09 - 09:06 PM

High C? The time Don flushed his stash down the toilet he hit G above high C.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Dec 09 - 09:04 PM

"If this is the bottom, well OK, I figured we'd get there someday"....


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate
Next Page

 


You must be a member to post in non-music threads. Join here.


You must be a member to post in non-music threads. Join here.



Mudcat time: 20 October 9:36 PM EDT

[ Home ]

All original material is copyright © 1998 by the Mudcat Café Music Foundation, Inc. All photos, music, images, etc. are copyright © by their rightful owners. Every effort is taken to attribute appropriate copyright to images, content, music, etc. We are not a copyright resource.