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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 20 Nov 09 - 04:35 PM
Little Hawk 20 Nov 09 - 04:23 PM
Amos 20 Nov 09 - 04:05 PM
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Little Hawk 20 Nov 09 - 01:43 PM
Ed T 20 Nov 09 - 01:02 PM
Amos 20 Nov 09 - 11:59 AM
Rapparee 20 Nov 09 - 11:33 AM
Little Hawk 20 Nov 09 - 11:22 AM
Ed T 20 Nov 09 - 10:28 AM
Ed T 20 Nov 09 - 09:29 AM
Amos 19 Nov 09 - 10:20 PM
Ed T 19 Nov 09 - 09:41 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Nov 09 - 07:55 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 19 Nov 09 - 07:37 PM
Amos 19 Nov 09 - 06:47 PM
Rapparee 19 Nov 09 - 06:43 PM
Donuel 19 Nov 09 - 06:31 PM
Ed T 19 Nov 09 - 05:50 PM
Amos 19 Nov 09 - 02:34 PM
Little Hawk 19 Nov 09 - 12:57 PM
Ed T 19 Nov 09 - 12:45 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 19 Nov 09 - 12:39 PM
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Ed T 19 Nov 09 - 11:53 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 04:35 PM

My point exactly. That is why MOAB is Great. She is Great because she taps the very Eessence of All We Are, as well as embodying the Remedy to Existential Malaise and Metaphysical Ennui.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 04:23 PM

Of course. All one has to do is look at our political and financial systems to know that... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 04:05 PM

Rise up, mom, and sing it from the rooftops!! BS rules.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 02:04 PM

I jes' loves it when the Hawkster goes all subtle...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 01:43 PM

That was code for... F*ck off!!! (said with a big grin on my face)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 01:02 PM

The having sex on the move bibles (versus sex without movement):

Oooh, mi fai il solletico ? no, non ti fermare! Mi piace!


http://www.nomadicmatt.com/travel-blogs/how-to-have-sex-in-hostels/



http://www.amazon.co.uk/Okay-like-Sex-Travel/lm/BKTSVFYLQW7A

http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2009/jul/16/learn-italian-phrases-love-sex


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 11:59 AM

IF youlda HAD the dough ya wouldna DONE dem tings, Rapaire, an' you know dat fo' sure, eh?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 11:33 AM

Oh no! I could be US$40,000 richer if the State of Indiana's retirement program had given me answers to the questions I'd asked over the last four years! I could have given it all to a good cause, like The MOAB Drinking And General Whoopee Fund! I could have bought cheap banjos for everyone on MC who lives in Idaho. I could have become an Eternal Member in the Idaho Legion. I could have paid for my meds. Goodness, I could have visited someplace like Moose Jaw!

Well, that's fixed now. I can't get the money I didn't get, but Moose Jaw had better watch out next year, cuz I'll have the money to come visit and raise hell! Or maybe Johnson's Crossing...yeah. Big city, bright lights, mosquitoes, black flies...all that Canadian stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 11:22 AM

Ed...do you like sex and travel? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 10:28 AM

"Bad men don't sing".

"He who willingly gives you a finger will also give you the whole hand".

"I have two masters -- God and the devil; I work for the devil until lunch then I follow the Lord".

Gypsy proverbs


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 09:29 AM

I think I got it:)
Oh, no....the little green wheels are following, again.....

http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=tin+foil+hat&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=WKYGS-bXD8_ElAfDzPWEBA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 10:20 PM

Times are hard, and times are easy
Some feel low, and some feel breezy
SOme are liars, through and through
But only the angels sing the blues.

Swing the corners, make the deal
Tell the gypsy how you feel!
Tell the world what you know is true--
But only angels sing the blues

Ain't no use pretending now
Putting on the show,
Best you be just facing facts
When you're sad and low


No need acting out the answers
No need adding two plus two.
Even when the answer's hiding
Only angels get the blues
Angels always get the blues.
Only angels
Get the blues.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 09:41 PM

Angels don't sing the blues.
Bob Dylan sings the blues
Dylan is no angel
LH sings Dylan
Therefore, LH is no angel
If LHhas multiple personalities....one may not be aware of the other?

LH phychological Test:

Please post using the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, ,type 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to ,type 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, ,type 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the lhread so we can trace your IP address.

If you are delusional, ,type 7 and your post will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to type.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you type, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, tpye 9696969696969696.

If you have short-term memory loss, type 9. If you have short-term memory loss, type 9. If you have short-term memory loss, type 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please get off this thread... we are too busy to talk with you.

If you are blonde, don't type any keys, you'll just mess it up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 07:55 PM

Amos is right. But I'm not talking about the "Little Hawk's multiple personalities" part of his previous post. His opinion on that subject may or may not be the case. What he's definitely right about is the "I swan" part. He does, in fact, swan.

Everybody on rhe MOAB swans. It's a requirement. If you're some noob who's been posting here without ever swanning, please either leave or go take some swanning lessons.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 07:37 PM

As LH would say...I see yer swan and I raise you a pair of ducks....

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 06:47 PM

DOnuel:

It's a tricky business, especially here at MOAB, figgering who is really who, and it is doubly dicey when Little Hawk is concerned as he is an expert at being someone else. He has spent many moons mastering the art of the slippery multiple identity and he has gotten so good at it I dunno if there's a who to be had there any more, I swan.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 06:43 PM

No, LH is really some guy named enither Zimmerman (as in Telegram) or Roy Haley or perhaps McKenzie "Yukon" King.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 06:31 PM

Amos if that was Chongo who is Little Hawk. Last I heard, Little Hawk is really Bob Dylan!?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 05:50 PM

Angels don't sing the blues.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 02:34 PM

And the other thing about real angels is they don't blame the pins--they jes' dances on 'em.

Rapaire, your alibi is so durable, so thick, so redolent, so rife with inimitable detail. so stout and sturdy, and so heavy with effort that I can only say, with my old friend Willie, that methinks thou dost protest overmuch.

Of course no-one wants their geezerhood to be exposed in public, so I can understand the protest, but don't overdo it or folks will get uspicious.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:57 PM

Those are pretty interesting lyrics, Ed.

What I'd say about (real) Angels is...they don't pin blame, they inspire and lend great assistance.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:45 PM

A sinking feeling has been lurking at your door,
That it is real you can`t deny you must ignore.

Sing like the angel that you know you`ll never be,
And try to pin the blame on me.

The heart that beats inside your chest the awful need,
It burns with holy fire, righteousness, and greed.

Sing like the angel that you know you`ll never be,
And try to pin the blame on me.

Like the angel that you know you`ll never be,
But you still try and pin the blame on me.

"Breadwinner"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:39 PM

So yer sayin', Rap, that this could be a brazen attempt by the REAL miscreant to misdirect people's attention away from his own foul play and pin the blame on an innocent party? Hmmm. It bears lookin' into, that's for sure...

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:03 PM

Ah, Amos...my friend is a lawyer (as is my wife), admitted to full practice in Indiana (state and federal courts), admitted to practice before the United State Supreme Court, and an Associate Dean of Law at an ABA-approved law school. She received her JD from the University of Notre Dame, her Master's from the University of Oregon, and her bachelor's degree from Creighton. She is also ABD in American History and owns a dachshund named "Huey."

I really don't think Mary would perjure herself in court, and I can PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt that I have been nowhere near San Diego since I had dinner with you and you wife.

YOU, on the other hand, have a perfect hideout AND a SEEMINGLY air-tight alibi. But a little stage make-up, the tiniest bit of acting ability, a water pistol painted all black...come to think of it, you wouldn't need the grease paint or the acting....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 11:53 AM

Lonesome 77203is Houston, TX
(You're the only one I'm givingthis new number to)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 11:46 AM

John's Zip Code is 46580. Roughly 14,000 posts to go....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 11:15 AM

Rapaire Denies Charges of Geezer Banditry! "At a Friend's in Indiana" His Defense!! Detectives Assert Claim is Uncorroborated!! Facebook Defriending by the Score!


Seriously, though, I knew it wasn't you after reflecting a bit. You aren't that thin...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 10:32 AM

Me me me! I want to hit your zip code! I've seen photos of your pots--I'd love one as a prize! :)

I wonder if we can lure a few other Mudcat crafters from the east coast into MOAB? I suspect we've gone way past Guy Wolf's zip code, those folks in Connecticut have numbers in the ten thousands. Hmmmm. Haven't seen John Hardly for a while. Bauman, what's your zip code?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 11:42 PM

groan........


But definitely Chongo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 11:41 PM

No, Amos, I'm in Indiana, safely ensconced for the nonce at a friend's house (yes, to your surprise I do have some friends). And I am quite certain that Barky is far better than Herby or Diz or even Gabriel -- possibly even better than I am. That's because it's TRUMPET, the instrument given to Humanity by whatever rules the Universe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 11:32 PM

That is probably Chongo's most famous appearance on video, at least prior to the 2008 presidential campaign. Pretty spiffy duds, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 05:58 PM

Stilly, we still have another week of pretty heavy pottery activity for the season. After Thanksgiving weekend, we won't be doing any more active pot selling until early March.

By the way, I may be out of town when the post number corresponding to my own Zip Code comes up. If so, whoever makes that post will win a prize, to be announced upon my return.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:49 PM

Chongo tells a joke to his friends


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:33 PM

LOL! I knew this was going to happen. He's been skating perilously near the edge for months now. Better put Chongo on the case, I say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 01:37 PM

November 18, 2009 | 7:33 am
A man authorities call the "geezer bandit" robbed his fifth bank this week in San Diego County.

FBI officials officials said the man robbed a Bank of America in La Jolla on Monday evening, brandishing a gun and demanding money from a teller.

Since August, the man is suspected of robbing banks in San Diego, Rancho Santa Fe and Santee.

The robber is described as a thin white man with gray hair in his 70s, between 5 feet, 10 inches and 6 feet, 3 inches tall. Because he has used a gun, he should be considered armed and dangerous, agents said.


Rapaire,

I know you said you were going to Indiana. But next time you come to San Diego on business, you can at least drop by and say hello. I won't tell anyone...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 12:51 PM

Man, the problem with walking away from work and then coming back is that people save stuff up for you.

The key is not coming back, I guess...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 02:27 AM

Thanks, Amos. ;-) As you know, I love Mr Z like he was my own brother, so it's good to hear you say that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 11:00 PM

Hey, Bee-dub, I hope you have all of that pot activity out of your system for the winter. Will you be darkening MOM's door more often now?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 10:21 PM

BeeDub is on a Zip Code Bender!!

Hi, Mom. We just got home, drove all the way down from Grass VValley to San Diego. I went up to Grass Valley to spring my brother from thehospital, which we did, and drive him home so he can recuperate from his stay in the hospital. He's doing better. They sure do poke and prod a lot in them hospitals.

Before that we were in Berkeley and Oakland attending a couple of performances by my favorite trumpet player in the world, Ms Barky the Magnificent.

Before that we stopped in to pay a visit to Mudlark and swap a few songs which is always the most delightful experience. She has a duet working up with an English friend that is to die for the way they play and sing together, I yam telling ya!!

I am very glad to be home, though. A VERY long weekend.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 08:50 PM

Dang, Little Hawk, that is one impressive video, man!! You sound just like old Z his own self!!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 08:40 PM

This is post #32434.

32434 is the Zip Code for Mossy Head, Florida. It's where Interstate 10 and US 90 are so close together you could spit from one roadway to the other, given a decent tailwind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 08:34 PM

This is post #32433.

32433 is the Zip Code for De Funiak Springs, Florida. I've eaten in a Chinese restaurant there. It was okay, but don't go out of your way to try it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 08:16 PM

Well Mom, I'm off to Indiana bright and early tomorrow morning. Gotta retire, you know. I'll try to write when I get there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 06:56 PM

I looked out the window and what did I see?
Popcorn popping on the apricot tree.
Spring has brought me such a nice surprise!
Popcorn popping right before my eyes.
I can take a handful and make a treat.
A popcorn ball that smells so sweet.
It wasn't really so, but it seemed to be
Popcorn popping on the apricot tree.
-Georgia W. Bello, 1924 arranged by Betty Lou Cooney.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 06:06 PM

And I suggest that you up your daily intake of apricots. Fresh ones only! Dried are no good.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 05:58 PM

Nor with a blade.

I suggest you keep researching the subject. Moreover, I urge you to eat onions while doing so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 04:18 PM

Hmmm...

Israel Putnam

(scroll down a bit for his biography)

Sounds like a real man of action. I'm assuming he'd have used a dueling pistol?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 04:05 PM

Well, that would depend upon the choice, wouldn't it? I myself prefer the method used by Israel Putnam.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 01:34 PM

LOL! Not bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 01:21 PM

Budding musician! (a coworker's grandson)


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