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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 08 Nov 09 - 11:00 AM
Amos 08 Nov 09 - 10:24 AM
Amos 08 Nov 09 - 10:04 AM
Rapparee 08 Nov 09 - 09:57 AM
Rapparee 08 Nov 09 - 09:56 AM
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Janie 07 Nov 09 - 10:21 PM
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Amos 07 Nov 09 - 08:07 PM
Janie 07 Nov 09 - 05:42 PM
Amos 07 Nov 09 - 11:57 AM
Rapparee 07 Nov 09 - 11:44 AM
Acme 07 Nov 09 - 11:02 AM
Amos 06 Nov 09 - 11:19 PM
Ed T 06 Nov 09 - 09:49 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 11:00 AM

You are both, like, total flipheads, eh? You suck majerly and don't have no hope of change. If you was dogs you shoulwd be put down ASNP. But Rap-arownd is the worst of the two becos he is such a total flippin' idiot that he don't even know what an idiot he is, eh? I pity both of youse. This here stoopid thread is like the little flippin' dark alleyway that youse hang out in so's you can, like, avoid raeality, eh? Meanwhile I am livin' the life of a legennd here datin' hot babes and am admirred by all. Like I said, I pity youse.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 10:24 AM

When you consider that as of the moment, his TOTAL energies poured into Mudcat posts have produced 28,825 it becomes clear that since November, 2002, M. Rapaire has spent 27.55% of his Mudcat time posting to the MOAB, roughly.

As a contrast my own humble efforts to the Mudcat go back to November 1999 and have totaled 53,906. Thus using only 16% of my Mudcat time I have supported Mother 109% as much as he has WITHOUT PLAGIARIZING. I think the numbers pretty well say it all.

WHO LOVES YA, MOM!!!!!????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 10:04 AM

I, being more honest and steady-handed than Rapaire, did not make up my number. Why he was inspired to just invent a fact I am sure I do not know. Of he had gone to the Old Advanced Forum Search, as I did, and used his own name as one parameter and Mother as the other, he would have generated the same numbered list as I just did which, in fact, amounts to 7,944 and no more at this writing. A significant accomplishment, to be sure. Only slightly lower than my own.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 09:57 AM

Which gives me another for my trophy collection: 32223.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 09:56 AM

She was, by the way, quite pleased with my knowledge and ownership.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 09:55 AM

My ownership of them, since I am CERTAIN he will dispute it, dates from the time a math major I was with told me that I "owned all the numbers and made all the bases and thank you, thank you for that".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 09:53 AM

Besides, all numbers in all bases belong to me and he didn't ask permission to use them that way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 09:52 AM

To out-point Amos. I think he made his number up, just as I did, since he submits no mathematical proof of his assertion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 10:21 PM

The point being?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 10:07 PM

In my case the wisdom would and does permeate unto the every edges of the Universe.

9,752.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 08:07 PM

I'd be curious to know of all these lo 32K-plus posts how many I have poured my own life-energy into.

I will see if I can discover same.

Yes!! The answer is

8,655

.

That's about 25% of the whole damn thread.

Is this a heroic accomplishment or an abysmal waste of time on a meaningless mote of dust at the rim of a second-rate galaxy?

Is there any difference?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 05:42 PM

MOM, while everyone has spent their Saturday frittering away the day, i have been busy getting the yard winterized for you, emptying, washing and storing the flower pots, blowing and mulching leaves, putting away hoses, washing and sterilizing bird-feeders, polishing silver, unpacking crystal and washing it for Thanksgiving, not to mention doing laundry, changing sheets on beds, etc., etc. Even managed to get a good day's work out of SumYung Sun without harrassing him and threatening dire consequences if he didn't pick up the pace!

I think you should remember all this effort I put in, just for you, MOM, and spend more on me for Christmas. If you need any ideas, I'd like a chipper-shredder, and a larger shed to store it in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 11:57 AM

I am sure there are some websites that think the same of you, sir-- CIA, FBI, Al Jazaar, and so on...tolerance is the key to your immortality.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 11:44 AM

I've got a little list of websites that SHOULD be killed off...hehehe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 11:02 AM

eeeewwwwww! Ed, what a useful but really gross article. Where did you find it? I had to go looking; it has morphed into a couple of different articles but it was first published in 2006 by the news station in Salt Lake that is credited. I plead guilty to dropping my bag lots of places, and I don't like having to set it on the restroom floor. It's of pack material, not cloth, but it looks like it's time for a trip through the laundry.

I originally dropped in to caution all of you to be careful where you use that new orange button. I think we could kill off entire web sites if we decided to share the MOAB on another web site. Tread carefully.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 11:19 PM

If we survive that long with all these purses going to and fro. It's not the purses themselves, you see--it's the to-ing and fro-ing of purses that is causing this possible epidemic. To, fro, fro, to---anyone could be hit completely unawares!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:49 PM

At the current rate of about 200 posts a week....I suspect that 33 will be reached by Christmas...maybe before.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:46 PM

Chimps corner:

(KUTV) SALT LAKE CITY--Its' something just about every woman carries with her. While we may know what's inside our purses, do you have any idea what's on the outside? Shauna Lake put purses to the test - for bacteria - with surprising results. You may think twice about where you put your purse in the future.

Women carry purses everywhere, from the office to public restrooms to the floor of the car. Most women won't be caught without their purses, but did you ever stop to think about where your purse goes during the day?

"I drive a school bus, so my purse has been on the floor of the bus a lot," says one woman. "On the floor of my car, in restrooms."

"I put my purse in grocery shopping carts, on the floor of bathroom stalls while changing a diaper," says another woman. "And of course in my home - which should be clean."

We decided to find out if purses harbor a lot of bacteria. We learned how to test them at Nelson Laboratories in Salt Lake, then we set out to test the average woman's purse. Most women told us they didn't stop to think about what was on the bottom of their purse. Most said they usually set their purses on top of kitchen tables and counters where food is prepared.

Most of the ladies we talked to told us they wouldn't be surprised if their purses were at least a little bit dirty. It turns out purses are so surprisingly dirty, even the microbiologist who tested them was shocked.

Microbiologist Amy Karren of Nelson Labs says nearly all the purses tested were not only high in bacteria, but high in harmful kinds of bacteria.

Pseudomonas can cause eye infections, staphylococcus aurous can cause serious skin infections, and salmonella and e-coli found on the purses could make people very sick. In one sampling, four of five purses tested positive for salmonella, and that's not the worst of it.

"There was fecal contamination on the purses," says Amy. (You know... poop?)

Leather or vinyl purses tended to be cleaner than cloth purses, and lifestyle seemed to play a role. People with kids tended to have dirtier purses than those without, with one exception. The purse of one single woman who requented nightclubs had one of the worst contaminations of all. "Some type of feces, or even possibly vomit or something like that," says Amy.

So the moral of this story - your purse won't kill you, but it does has the potential to make you very sick if you keep it on places where you eat. Use hooks to hang your purse at home and in restrooms, and don't put it on your desk, on a restaurant table, or on your kitchen countertop.

Experts say you should think of your purse the same way you would a pair of shoes. "Would you consider putting a pair of shoes onto your countertops? Well that's the same thing you're doing when you put your purse on the countertops," says Amy.

The microbiologists at Nelson also said cleaning a purse will help. Wash cloth purses and use leather cleaner to clean the bottom of leather purses.Snopes have confirmed this as no myth or urban legend (http://www.snopes.com/medical/disease/purse.asp) so you would be wise to take heed. And it is not just women who are guilty, as Snopes say:

While one might be tempted to regard the caution about bacteria-harboring handbags as being of interest to women only, members of the non-purse-slinging public (i.e., men) should also take it to heart with regard to their briefcases, as should high school and college students of both sexes in relation to their backpacks and book bags.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:22 PM

Keynoard A balding, 38 year old man that lives in his mother's basement playing D&D. Can be found all over the USA. They are as pale as ghosts & goblins and have not seen light in years. They eat twinkies and weigh 300+ pounds.(urban dictionary)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:18 PM

Hey, Shane....when in TO, if you get to China Town to eat...here are some good food items to orde. Be sure to ask for no MSG.


Ni ma la bi (Mandarin) , baw lan jiao (Hokkien), chap jong (Hakka), kho Sih SŔI(FuTsoHua), hum kah chan, Poq Gai (Cantonese)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:10 PM

Sorry folks....I just had a nightmare, and was sleep-cuss'in my ex's boyfriend on the keynoard in my sleep.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:08 PM

Arschkriecher, scheisskopf, schweinhund , arschgesicht,hurensohn, drecksau, arschgesicht epp, dummes huhn, blödes arschloch


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 08:38 PM

Ach, nein! You don't deny it, schweinhund! You are zimply trying to foist it off onto somevun else! Ja, ja, Amos ist der Shame!

Ja, ja, ja, ja,
Amos bist der Shame, ja, ja.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 07:01 PM

MWahahaha, It eez to, 'ow you say, laff?

Non, non, mon cher. Zee secret identity ofze Shane is zee Shongo, c'est evident!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 06:48 PM

If so, it's a superbly done characterization.

Shane must be much more brilliant than I had ever expected.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 06:39 PM

...could Amos be Shame's secret identity?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 06:39 PM

Which brings up the question....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 06:38 PM

Throw in a few "boltholes" and "flip yous" and you'll be as articulate as Shame.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 06:33 PM

Boy, my tpyos are geting adz bad adz Amos's...

I myst be two tyred tewnite, I guest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 06:30 PM

Well, the 85 billon thread was started by Shane, if that's any help. (?)

There is no real connection between Shane and Chongo, other than that I know both of them. Chongo would regard Shane as a worthless human (or subhuman?) idiot. Shane would regard Chongo as a trenchcoat-wearing "monkey" who can talk, and he'd be astounded to discover that Chongo's vocabulary and experience are much superior to his own.

They each be disgusted and horrified upon ecountering the other.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 05:28 PM

I am confused. Just how is this thread related to the " Will this thread reach 85 billion posts" thread (as if that will ever happen) ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 05:26 PM

"Does Mr. Nasty have a friend."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 05:13 PM

You ever read Heinlein's The Number Of The Beast, Amos? Your answer is therein.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 05:05 PM

Ya know, way back when, a human using a pretend identity, named Little Hawk, dreamed up an animated playmate in animal form, named Chongo. IS it possible that, just as Chongo was a blurry poor simian-ized copy of a human, that this mental invention ran away with itself and dreamed up a blurry poor copy of a chimp in human form, Shane yclept, and that some day this Shane-figment will dream up an even blurrier, poorer copy in animal form, perhaps a pot-smoking lemur with brain damage? Big, glassy eyes and a whacked-out smile?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 04:40 PM

Why would he read deeply? Shame can't even read shallowly without help to recognize the letters. Until he was banned from the library his favorite book, Hop On Pop, displayed not only his lack of literacy but also his not-so-well-suppressed Oedipal feelings towards his father. I suspect that is why he continues to live with his brother Don: he continues to have barely suppressed incestuous feelings toward him.

I think it's past time for Shame to "come out of the closet" and admit that he is what he is, whatever he is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 04:05 PM

Some interesting reading and medical here, on molasses. I've even read it can turn grey hair back to original colour (maybe what your gentleman friend is trying in TO) ...not if it's applied on the head though?


http://www.earthclinic.com/Remedies/molasses.html


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 01:40 PM

Hmmmm! Chinga's expanded to Toronto? Wow. Well, good for her. It's good to see the little chimplet making good in the world, overcoming the challenges of abuse and neglect imposed on her younger self by that scurrilous brother of hers, Chongo yclept. It's a pity Shane doesn't read this thread more closely or he would have known visiting Chinga's place was an unwise course of action. He's lucky he didn't have Chongo with him, or he would have been wearing something a lot worse than macaroni.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 01:20 PM

Speaking of Chinga, I've heard from our Legionairres and Legionettes in Canada that a Certain Person from Blind River, Ontario was seen staggering from Chinga's place in Toronto, buck nekkid except for the macaroni and molasses on his head (instead of the usual long greasy hair) and his...anatomy...painted blue.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 12:56 PM

His may be in the dumpster, but I bet Chinga doesn't fool with rubber anything, so is beyond the pale. Know what I mean?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 12:06 PM

As far as reputations go, Amos, I think Chinga-Gate has put yours in the dumpster for all time. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 10:48 AM

Not that I am going to own up to, Ed. One can't be too careful about one's reputation around here. Why, Rapaire has worn the wheels right off of several perfectly good ones in a row.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 10:15 AM

Wearing rubber in a champagne bath....never tried it....were you also smok'in a cuban and wearing a cowboy hat?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 10:03 AM

Well, Rapaire, you heard a wild concatenation of slanderous falsehoods meant only to defame and alienate. It was champagne. And a foam-rubber sword.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:38 AM

Now Amos, I heard that at Getaway you were drowning in a tub of beer and the rescuers had to knock you over the head with a ball bat in order to rescue you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:13 AM

I think it would be nice to marinade in beer, meself.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Nov 09 - 10:32 PM

A friend of mine with a dairy farm had trouble with folks straying into her fields looking for "silly sibins." Trouble was, the idiots left the gates open.

Turn your attention to garden escargot and I have a bushel or so for you. They are marinading in beer right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 09 - 09:57 PM

Tell me where you live and I'll take care of that....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 05 Nov 09 - 09:51 PM

Gold is one of the most biocompatible material in dentistry. It does not degrade in the mouth. Because gold expands and contracts at the same rate as the natural toot, there is no stress the remaining tooth structure. A gold restoration can fit precisely within the tooth. It is used in crowns and bridges.

The good news, I have three bridges (each with about just under half an oz) and four crowns. With the increased price of gold, the value has shot up. The bad news is the funeral director will likely see the profit some day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 05 Nov 09 - 08:03 PM

What time of da year and what kind of waether you go looking for shrooms in cow patties?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Nov 09 - 07:49 PM

Hell, no--them Polkadotellians are real men. When they go to hit a patty, they just raise up and hit it bare-handed. Them patties KNOW they've been hit, too.


A


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