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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 12:48 PM

Eastern tent caterpillars do not change into Monarch butterflies. The tent caterpillar moth is reddish-brown with two pale stripes running diagonally across each forewing. The mature caterpillars are resistant to danged near all pesticides, including Bacillus thuringiensis var kurstaki, but the young are open to both biological and chemical death. They are protected by the "tent" from rain, etc.

Do what my old grandma did: wrap some rags around a long pole, sprinkle on kerosene, light it up, and burn the buggers out.

(Note: these caterpillars are rarely harmful to trees, just danged unsightly.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 03:06 PM

My neighbor was out with his blower in his driveway this morning sweeping along all of these little dark dry nuggets on the drive.

"You know what all of this is, don't you?" he asked me.

"Caterpillar poop."

"Yup. I won't have to rake too many leaves this fall!"

The tree is a mulberry and is a colossal mess with webs over about 2/3 of it now. Huge tree, huge mess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 03:19 PM

What do they change into, Rapaire? The eastern ones, I mean.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 04:07 PM

The reddish-brown moth I described.

Monarchs come from a caterpillar which is has black-gray-black-beige body bands and which feeds almost entirely on milkweed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 04:54 PM

Ah, yes, I remember seeing those fellows occasionally on the Milkweed plants. Okay, then, I guess maybe the Monarchs are not in danger. Good.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 08:29 PM

UNDER MILKWEED



Night begins to fall in Llareggub. Mrs Ogmore-Pritchard seals herself into her house and wills herself to sleep below the tents of caterpillars across her orchard ceiling. Her husbands come to her in her sleep, fighting over who is last in the door, half-sealed by the tents of caterpillars. They hear love in her voice, they hear caterpillars in her hair, and hope it is for the other, but it is for both. They recite their night-time tasks, the last of which is taking off their pyjamas.

Mae Rose Cottage draws rings of lipstick around her nipples, and denounces her imaginary sins to the caterpillars outside her window outside Llareggub.

The Reverend Eli Jenkins recites his night poetry. Jack Black goes out to spoil the fun of lovers among the tents festooning the branches, in the dark wood. Lily Smalls is with Nogood Boyo in the wash-house, scraping off caterpillars of imaginary dimensions in unlikely places. Cherry Owen heads off to the Sailors Arms, crushing the fallen caterpillars under his heavy tread.. Sinbad Sailors dreams of Gossamer Beynon.

Babies and old men are put to bed to the dance of Milkweed and the song of thousands of caterpillars sleeping in their tents, and singing in their sleep. Young girls prepare for the dance. The drinkers abhor dancing as a sin and caterpillars as the Judgment, Cherry Owen denounces it. Eli Jenkins begins his next poem. Mr Waldo sings in the Sailors Arms of a housewife he slept with when he was a chimney sweep in the city.

Captain Cat goes to bed, and dreams of his drowned comrades, and Rosie Probert, and caterpillars. Organ Morgan goes to play Bach, and runs into Cherry Owen, who is on his way home through the graveyard. Mog Edwards and Myfanwy Price write their letters to each other to the sound of Milkweed caterpillars chewing softly on leaves above them. . Mr Waldo lies on Polly Garter as she thinks of Willy Wee, who brushed from her knee, the largest caterpillar ever you did see.. Mary Ann Sailors says goodnight to her Eden.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 09:49 PM

Alright now, listen up! I have an important announcement to make, and I ain't gonna repeat myself, you hear me? I ain't gonna repeat myself.

I am now, officially, a Disabled American Veteran.

Yes.

I have been awarded a 10% disability by the Department of Veterans' Affairs, which did not, however, provide me with an affair.

I will receive the munificent sum of US $115.00 each month in disability payments or, as I prefer to call it, deferred pay. This money is, as far as I know, taxable.

So when you meet me you have to a) salute and b) help me and my frail body, broken and beaten defending the freedoms you enjoy (assuming you live in the US), to a chair or a barstool, whichever is closer and c) buy the drinks and d) cater to my every whim and e) attend to all of my bodily functions and needs. This is all Federal Law and you can go to jail if you don't do it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 10:22 PM

Hell, you could go to jail if you DO do it.

Another double-dipper rides the range? Or are you actually disabled in some way, Rapaire? Pray tell?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 11:01 PM

10% diability for bilateral tinnitus, service connected.

Ha ha ha ha!

The VA approved it and everything. And I'm appealing the denial of hearing loss and Agent Orange connected Type 2 diabetes.

Speaking of double dipping....

I intend to apply for retirement bennies from Indian and Ohio very shortly. Take the money and run, I say!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 09:18 AM

Ah, that's from INDIANA. I'm not going to get a thing from the Indians that I know of. Or from the Indian Motorcycle company, although I'd LOVE to have my uncle's old 1932 Indian now. Boy, would I! I'd sell that sucker in a second and...wait, that's greed, isn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 09:28 AM

hey Amos - you gonna share whatever it is you are smoking, ingesting or injecting prior to your 8:29 post?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 09:32 AM

You know, I'm crushed that Amos didn't believe me. I'd go fling myself off the bridge but I might suffer a sprained ankle or even bruise myself. Not a lot of water in the river right now....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 09:39 AM

And me a poor disabled veteran, who lost his health defending Illinois from the treacherous Vietcong, who swam from Vietnam up the Mississippi to South Park Creek, breathing through reeds all the way, forcing my Infantry platoon to capture a strategic picnic area and defend it against all attackers, especially the local cops who wondered why we were running around in the Park with machine guns, BARs, and M-1 rifles.

Just another symptom of the lack of patriotism rampant in the country today....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 09:47 AM

Torn from the bosom of my family, just an empty chair as they gathered around the table to partake of Mom's cooking, tears falling like rain over their wounded and disabled sons and siblings (my brother is also a disabled American Veteran), knowing that we would never again be the smiling innocent young men who marched off to War, grins on our freckled boyish faces, little knowing the Horror of the trenches and No Man's Land that awaited us, knowing nothing of the whizz-bangs and 88s and buzz bombs and grapeshot and chemin-de-frise....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 10:01 AM

It was a flight of fancy based on Dylan Thomas' "Under Nilkwood", but adapted to the theme that I found rampant on MOAB when I returned from my travels, Milkweed and Tent Caterpillars.

Help yourself, it's free.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 11:11 AM

When I came on here and saw people talking about tent caterpillars, I immediately thought of what happened the last time I went camping, in April. Hundreds of furry caterpillars crawled up into the spaces between the inner tent and the fly, and even though I tried to pick a lot of them off when I was packing up, I found a lot more when I got home. I had to spread the tent and the fly out and inspect every little nook and cranny to find most of them. Even then I missed a few. Some of the ones I found a couple of weeks later looked as if they were starting to pupate. They were all still alive. Ugghh!

Of course, after following the links and the conversation here, I realised your tent caterpillars make a little 'tent' of their own. Funnily enough though, my caterpillars look a lot like them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 11:25 AM

I received this email today. I think someone is not exactly fluent in English....

Dolls always whizgiggled at me and even chaps did in the not private john! Well, now I hee-haw at them, because I took Mega. Dik
for 6 months and now my peter is much more than federal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 11:46 AM

most of it makes almost sense except "federal"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 11:48 AM

Now why don't I get interesting emails like that? Mine seem to be quite cryptic these days. the latest one:

was an endeavour touchy

Ra-Vi_Ag - $1.54
C-i_?l?_s - $2.31
L?vi?ra - 4.79
Bran-d ViRaAg Onl_y $10.81
Br-and C-i?-l?s O-nly $12.02

TODDYCC.CN

Or is patience phoney heptagon


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 11:54 AM

I am seriously thinking of letting someone else have the next pinwheel. I have a nice little collection, which I will willingly share, as long as whoever gets this one is willing to share theirs with me.

I think MOM would approve of us all playing nicely.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:03 PM

I'm sure MOM would approve of us playing nicely - together or seperately - but I also suspect it would really surprise her if/when it occurs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:09 PM

I know what you mean MMario, but one can always hope. I'm gonna sit on the sidelines this time and watch, like the old man watching the cars whizzing back and forth in The Pink Panther. He gets a chair and sits down at the side of the road. A minute later, all the cars crash in the middle and there is this helluva big pile of cars.

So when does the mad scramble start?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:14 PM

I suspect anytime now. count is at eighteen, eighty-seven and seven, I think; we're headed for eighteen, eighty-eight and one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:20 PM

So I wonder where Rapaire is. Is he lurking in the bushes, just waiting to spring? 18881 is a very handsome pinwheel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:24 PM

Prettier if you paint it thought....

How's this look?

18879

just a trial run -


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:30 PM

Quite pretty, but not as pretty as


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:30 PM

***PINWHEEL NUMBER 18881***


HAHAHAHAHA - I LIED!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:41 PM

You know what happens to liars, don't you? Gluon visits their hard drives.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:48 PM

That was way too easy!

I knew there had to be a catch. I suppose I should expect Gluon soon.

Still, I did say I'd share. You want a go with it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:50 PM

I can't seem to get it to spin....



I think you broke it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:53 PM

I did NOT.

MOM! - MMario said I broke the pinwheel, and I didn't. Make him take it back!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:59 PM

Oingo Boingo, Bippety Bop!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:59 PM

You did TOO!

Lookee --

it just sits there all tilted-like.



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you brokeded it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 12:59 PM

Sanctify THIS!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 01:10 PM

You maketh not sense, good Hack.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 01:11 PM

"takes lots of cash to get the rest..."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 01:16 PM

Sorry. I started channeling Karl Rove again. Most horrifying thing you can imagine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 01:22 PM

No, that would be having sex with Dick Cheney, wouldn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 01:27 PM

So how come it worked all right for me - huh? - huh?

You know what I think? I think YOU broked it, and you're just trying to get me in trouble.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 01:30 PM

Having sex with Dick Cheney worked alright for you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 02:00 PM

NO NO NO NO AND A THOUSAND TIMES NO!

I'd rather have Gluon visit my hard drive. But not really that either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 02:08 PM

So having sex with Dick Cheney didn't work out all right for you then?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 02:09 PM

Ewww . . . Don't even want to think about it. Spin that wheel in a hurry and distract us all.

I see you guys were up playing on line while everyone else was sleeping. It happens, but you should have waited, let us all rush that number.

Great story about those Tent Caterpillars. The caterpillars here are getting worse every day. We had a heavy rain last night so I hope a few washed away, but I have my doubts as to it really solving our problem.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 02:29 PM

Another number is looming that is crying out for attention.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 02:30 PM

And I think


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 02:30 PM

It is here now. 18900.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 02:33 PM

And a very special number indeed is coming along soon.

I guess things just didn't work out for Dick and JennyO.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 02:37 PM

Did you think it would?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 02:39 PM

I dunno. I channel Karl Rove, and that's bad enough.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 02:39 PM

You were sleeping at 12.30pm? Anyway, when you guys are all up, I'm in bed. I knew it was gonna happen before I came back tomorrow, and I actually wasn't going to fight all that hard to get it. But there was hardly anybody around but MMario, so I thought - well - there it is just sitting there - you know. I just couldn't resist the temptation.

Anyway, it isn't really broken at all. That was just MMario pretending it was and being mean. I'm going to bed now, so y'all can play with it while I'm gone. And I WON'T be dreaming about Dick Cheney!!! Or Tent caterpillars (yuk)!

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