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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Eiseley 24 Oct 11 - 09:42 PM
Rapparee 24 Oct 11 - 10:15 PM
Amos 25 Oct 11 - 09:19 AM
Rapparee 25 Oct 11 - 09:47 AM
Amos 25 Oct 11 - 02:28 PM
gnu 25 Oct 11 - 04:51 PM
Amos 25 Oct 11 - 05:29 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 25 Oct 11 - 05:42 PM
Amos 25 Oct 11 - 06:01 PM
Rapparee 25 Oct 11 - 07:11 PM
Amos 25 Oct 11 - 07:56 PM
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Acme 25 Oct 11 - 11:46 PM
Little Hawk 26 Oct 11 - 12:03 AM
Rapparee 26 Oct 11 - 09:56 AM
Amos 26 Oct 11 - 10:08 AM
Little Hawk 26 Oct 11 - 12:31 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 09:42 PM

That big house must be a neighbor's up the hill from you.

Actually, it's just the Big House.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 11 - 10:15 PM

I spent my time in the Big House, and now I live in one that is adequate for the simple needs of my wife and myself. It provides shelter, security and other basic functions. The freezers under the porch are a bit odd, but we had nothing to do with that and it's too much trouble to take them out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 09:19 AM

But they come in handy for holding dead girl scouts and Jehovah's Witnesses until the next Corpse Run.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 09:47 AM

Hallowe'en, Amos. We take them out and place them around the neighborhood as lawn decorations. Haven't been caught yet! Oh, yeah -- LDS missionaries too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 02:28 PM

Retired ExecutiveFound Consorting with Frigid Girl Scouts--Film at Eleven.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 04:51 PM

Frigid Girl Scouts? They were selling frozen cookies?

I mean, the kinda cookies ya bake.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 05:29 PM

They were DEAD GIRL SCOUTS from Rapp's freezer, man. Wassamadda you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 05:42 PM

You chumps still wastin' time fightin' the battle of wits with the unarmed opponent? I am referrin', of course, to Amos and Rap. You guys are sort like the banana and the peel...except neither one of you is any good to eat! ;-D Ook! Ook! We're talkin' 2 complete discards here, both best thrown on the nearest trash heap so no one steps on you and slips.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 06:01 PM

Little Hawk, your figments are overheating again. Maybe you should have your head ventilated.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 07:11 PM

Wear a Tilley hat, Amos. It keeps your head cool and shaded. I use a Stetson, myself, because my brain is designed that it doesn't overheat with use (and I use it a lot).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 07:56 PM

Not my prob, dude. I got me a Tilley, as you know puffickly well. The sanctimony!! I swan!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 08:26 PM

I love my Walmart "Tilley". $10. Oh, I coulda paid $65 for a REAL Tilley guaranteed for life but why? Granted, it doesn't look as jaunty but when did a Tilley ever look jaunty unless it was atop an expensive watercraft? Nice in the rain tho... but so is the "Wally".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 11:00 PM

I was wearing my "Reel men play with their flies" hat today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 11:46 PM

I have several real Stetsons from my years as a park ranger. Smokey the bear hats. My sister has a couple of Tilley hats she uses when she travels. I still find the story of those freezers under Rap's back deck rather amusing and at the same time, troubling. Creepy. Perfect for Halloween.

Reliable cars.


Eiseley, do you have a collection of Library saints?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 12:03 AM

I'll see your swan and raise you a California Condor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 09:56 AM

I'll see that and raise you a roc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 10:08 AM

A good condor is just the thing when you are getting your rocs off. Unlike the Candaian condors, the ones from California do not leak.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 12:31 PM

Duck! And then stop your raven. And don't crow about it afterwards.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 01:56 PM

Amos is robin Mom's nest egg again. He thinks everything should be shared nice and eagle, but he crane get it though his Mom has no egrets about me being her favorite. But he'll keep on trying to gull her and continue to be an albatross around her neck until she slaps him down and sparrows all of us from his owling and simply sits starling at the corner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 02:58 PM

I have never accused Little Hawk and Rapparree of being bird-brained, Mom. But that is because I am a gentleman, and never castigate my colleagues no matter the provocation. However, they have provided an abundance of evidence that, if I had stooped to making such a remark, it would have been well-supported by the public record.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 03:56 PM

Well, I swan!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 06:50 PM

I guess his last post means Amos has decided to wing it. He'll beak okay, 'cause he's got lots of talon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 07:44 PM

WHat a fowl mouth you have, Red Rooster!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 08:21 PM

Oh, flock off or I'll have Severn clip all your feathers. Time to punt if you can't make a first down.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 09:19 PM

Bring Sev on! Egg him on! It's about time he roosted here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 09:30 PM

They breached the Condit Dam in Washington state today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 09:48 PM

Looney Tunes here this evening.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 10:29 AM

You better warn 'er brothers.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 12:51 PM

Hello, everyone. It's been some time since I posted here, but now I'm out of rehabilitation and I want everyone to know that I've been sober for for over a month. I have a job now working at Canadian Tire and I'm enrolled in a vocational program. As part of my "rehab" I am repaying my brother Don for all of the grief I have caused him, and I hope eventually to make him (and Officer Dana!) proud of me.

Please remember me in your prayers. I need to be strong and my strength is now in the Lord. Thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 01:09 PM

Oh, for God's sake... (shaking my head and laughing at the same time)

Here we go again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 01:27 PM

BDIBR I have some bad news which will change your life forever. You are proud of your determined march away from a life of corruption and addiction, and normally, you should be.

But you deserve to be told the truth. You are a puppet, operated by a man named George. His thoughts define what you think, his feelings mold what you feel, and he alone determines what you decide.

This man named George, furthermore, is devious. He has used you to his own ends. By sending you through the awful trials of addiction and resurrection and rehabilitation, leading you to find the Lord as a path to a better way of life, he has expiated his won guilt, but without having to give up any of his own carnal pleasures such as whiskey, wild women, and song. Your sufferings have covered his sins for him. Thus, the terrible power of the Man of Figments, the Dark Puppetmaster of Oswego, the Manitoban Manipulator. He goes by many names, but hislegacy is always the same--degradation and shame to those who discover they have been mere trifles in his hellacious imaginings.

I am sorry to have to be the one to break this news to you, but a little research on your part will readily prove it out. At that point, once you recover from the shock, you may have to make up your own mind as to what you wish to do about this heinous and blasphemous charade which the man called George has perpetrated against your heart, mind, and reputation in the world.

The man called George believes that people like you are merely imaginary shadows, which he may command and undo at his impulse. Your case may be fortified if you print out all posts to this forum by an alias known as Little Hawk, who is also known as the man called George. Yes, his identity has been discovered--they are one and the same. So you now know, at least, toward whom your wrath should be directed, should you so choose.

Good luck in your quest for self-respect and the restoration of your dignity.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 01:52 PM

I hearn a rumer that some fliphead out there is inpersonaitin' me on Mudcat again! When I find out who it is he is gonna DIE! Not only that. He is makin' me look like some kinda sad wimp that flippin' got "saved" by Jesus or somethin'! There ain't no fate crool enuff for somebuddy who would do that to me in my own name, eh? I got a repitation to maintane in this town. NOBODY takes my name in vane! This idiot who is pretendin' to be ME is gonna pay BIGTIME. I will hunt him down like a dog and bust his ugly face.

You now what this is? It's flippin' indemnity theft!!!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 02:05 PM

Man, Amos, there are times when I only wish I had YOUR imagination! LOL! And your command of ponderous sesquipedalia, but that's another matter...

You think I'm the one who is leading Shane to this supposed moral resurrection in the bosom of the Lord? Go to, sir! I think you should realize that any nefarious individual on this forum who wants to can impersonate Shane quite easily. And they do! Or at least...one of them does. I figure it's either you or it's Rapparee. Whichever one of you heartless wretches it is, I earnestly hope that he will presently experience contrition, deep shame and regret...regret that will cause him to confess to his appropriation of poor Shane's name, and to publicly apologize to the entire community for egregiously invading the sanctity of another man(?)'s identity merely for the mundane purposes of his own idle amusement.

I swan! I goose! I gander! I duck! But I do not experience egret, because my heart is pure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 02:36 PM

It waddn't me. Even my aliai are real people though the words I give them are mine.

Dale on gnu's computer (he musta went for a walk on accounta his truck is here but he ain't.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 03:17 PM

Little Hawk, you are a feather-tongued lackey of incarnate miscrance and incorrigible knavery in all dimensions. THat much is establishned long since.

Since both you and your puppet character assert, as though with one voice (Mirabile dictu!) that the "Saved and Contrite" version of BDiBR is a fradulent forgery, I am willing to believe you. I am sorry I was lured into enlightening a false being about your dubious practices.

Cast your suspicions where you will, I am not the perpetrator of this forgery--I plead guilty only to exacerbating the confuision sown by it in my lengthy and revelatory reply. I think the answer to your quest lies in Pocatello, for therein dwells the apex and epitome of all guile and deceits, the smooth-tongued and facile-fingered BooqueManne.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 03:17 PM

Would you not agree, Dale, that it's extremely unlikely Shane would turn to the Lord and repudiate his former lifestyle?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 03:20 PM

I apologise. I'm still experiencing psychological problems from my earlier days, and it appears that I slipped back into my old self. It really is a problem for me and it happens at the most inappropriate times. The psychologists tell me that it will eventually fade away, but please bear with me until it does. Thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 03:25 PM

THis is really a delight of Shakespearean proportion. The twin soul denying his provenance, the split personality energetically nullifying its other half, the schizoid antagonized against himself!   Verily herein lies a plot worthy of the Master himself, if couched in leaden lines and denser thought.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 03:27 PM

Like Tourette's Syndrome, eh?

Okay, either we have a vile imposter here who is stealing Shane's identity and ruining all the hard years of work he put in becoming the biggest and most offensive dork in North Ontario....or...Shane is experiencing a malady that causes him to behave politely and decently at times and to demonstrate intelligence and responsibilty!

If so, let us hope a cure can be found. And soon. This sort of thing should simply not happen to a Blind River boy, specially a McBride!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 04:10 PM

Dale here... LH... well fuck yeah. It don't take a Yellah Stripe to clue that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 06:46 PM

You guys need to go back to Lucky Pierre's doughnut shop and throw back a few whole-grain sliders, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 07:17 PM

Lucky Pete's burnt down... grease fire. Now he sells just the holes and I hear he ain't doin well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 08:52 PM

The Three Faces of Steve going on here this evening.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 09:30 PM

I figure it's either you or it's Rapparee.

Don't include me in with Amos! I've been at physical therapy today, among other things, and it has been quite a busy day. Been helping my wife learn Power Point for a program she's doing on Nov. 4, had a writing class, and such stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 09:31 PM

What the hell...? Shall I?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 09:47 PM

Nay, sirrah, go to! I shall relieve you of your burden!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 09:49 PM

Okay, thanks. My load of crushing debt is now yours.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 12:53 AM

You should pass off your credibility gap to him as well, Rap! Don't miss the chance while it's there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 09:13 AM

Huh. THere'd be nothing left!! He's ALL gap!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 11 - 09:51 AM

Gee, in the past I was told I was all yap.

And yet, every day when I arise, I give thanks for two things:

1. I don't live in SoCal
2. I'm not Shame McBride.

The reasons for both should be obvious.


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