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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Sep 13 - 09:17 PM

Ah, Amos -- there's no Hillsboro in South Carolina. Right now I'm just outside Charleston, SOUTH CAROLINA and not WEST By God! VIRGINIA. "Down" from here would be Georgia, etc. Also, one cannot freeze q******s because they're all such hot stuff they'll put an A-type star that's gone supernova to shame. 0 degrees Kelvin is just a cooling breeze to such as them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 07:35 AM

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Fuck off bitch! I don't wanna get up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 09:33 AM

Soon we'll all reach fifty kay
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Soon we'll all reach fifty day
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Soon we'll all reach fifty kay
Won't that be a frajoyous day?
And we'll all feel gay
When we reach fifty kay!

Fifty kay's around the bend
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Fifty kay's around the bend
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Fifty kay's around the bend
Good omens its coming doth fore fend
And we'll all feel gay
When we reach fifty kay!
       --Homer Winslow-Tull III, Earl of Wonkers, ca. 1684


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 01:30 PM

I want to hear more about the travels of our wandering boys. And MOM says she wants some postcards.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 01:52 PM

Well, I changed my picture on Facebook. And I've bought about a dozen books. I have looked at, roughly and without exaggeration, around 100 q****s and only God and Amos knows how many palmetto trees. The food has been excellent. I've got a 72.75% win rate on my iPod's Freecell. I hope to go see CSS Hunley and Ft. Sumter and a tea plantation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 04:16 PM

I am happily ensconced at La Maison de Dani in Hillsborough NAWTH Carolina, the Great North State, the very town where the Revolutionary War began. Today I raked lawns and cleared gutters. Yesterday we had a jam in the morning (free coffee!) at the Depot coffee shop where the freight trains roll by. The night before there was an open mic at the downtown Billsborough bar. It's a lovely, artsy,. inviting sorta town, and I like it. But soon we will depart for Silver Spring (Gene and Sandrolin's pre-Getaway Musick Jam and Poker Circle) and the Getaway proper, three days of spirits both high and fine. Then I bid fond adieu to the East and all its glories.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 04:36 PM

Well Amos, as the old song says, "Some must push and some must pull." I myself am doing both so that you and others can enjoy Getaway.

Tote that barge, lift that bale
Get a little drunk and you land in Idaho....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 05:16 PM

I am jealous of you lucky buggers!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 05:35 PM

The couple running that pre-Getaway music jam et al - I would have to give them a pass. A more abusive and wacko couple I never experienced before that ill-fated Bob B. obit thread that ran earlier this year that I will not name fully or link to. The mister was positively batshit crazy and wildly abusive. Anyone who can fly off the handle like that needs to be given a wide berth, in my opinion. You take it easy there, Amos, and maybe don't mention that you know who I am.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 08:33 PM

For true, Mom-quality BS -- there's a Songwronger thread linking to an article that says the Osame bin Laden is alive.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 09:05 PM

Rap, you've just mentioned another batshit crazy mudcatter. If I post on any of his threads he goes berserk, despite the fact that no one owns the threads they start (except Khandu, perhaps).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 13 - 09:27 AM

Yeah, he and some others were tinfoil undies because the dwarves are sending gnonadotropic signals that steal their vital bodily fluids to fuel the orbiting mother ships of Them who are sending down the graviton signals to the dwarves to steal vital bodily fluids to...oh, never mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Sep 13 - 12:47 PM

I believe you are judging them a tad over-harshly, dear Stilly, although I am entirely sensible of the symptoms on which you have based your conclusion. However, it is certainly not for me to interfere with the opinions of others, as such formation is the sovereign and God-given right of each individual.

I have raked the lawns and cleared the gutters and dined on fine BBQ and hushpuppies and corn pudding. Most delightful evening.

Tonight we attend Janie's home for deep talk and good food and music. Tomorrow a jam with several local brilliant old-timey musicians.

My delights in this life continue unabated, and I think wandering among friends armed only with music is perhaps the ultimate Destiny for good souls who are in their penultimate steps of enlightenment, just before they manage to jump off the Wheel altogether and find their way into the next Higher Range.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Sep 13 - 03:07 PM

While you're at Janie's house ask her if she'll join in the Mudcat Secret Santa this year. Jacqui and I are beginning to talk about it.

You may be right about the harshness of the view of the parties under discussion, but they worked very hard to be as offensive to me as possible. Spectacularly unfair in the Mudcat community, in my opinion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 13 - 07:08 PM

Last night's star gazing at 4AM was fun. Soneone disabled the streetlight on the blvd in front of my house and the lights on my dead end street are on a series circuit. I thought it was parallel but when I saw the wiring... nevermind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 13 - 10:22 PM

Tomorrow I shall visit Ft. Sumter. I was stationed there some few years back when I was in the Army. I suspect that it's changed a bit since then.

So, Amos -- when are your perambulations going to include Pocatello? Or do you have something against Eiseley and me? We could probably get some folks together to sing hymns or something, maybe even teach you some guitar chords. And Eiseley plays a mean piano -- she learned how when she was playing in a...ah...church, yeah, a church for extra cash for her college education. Be nice and lucky and maybe Penny Pink can give you a busking...or I'll work up the Elks Lodge for you. The Elks might treat you to a beer or something, 'cause they don't got no money.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 12:44 AM

Where are the distaff Jessup and Doellman units while you two are wandering in the East?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 05:54 AM

Alls I knows is that A is gonna have a pile a pettin ta do when he gets home.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 09:14 AM

Huh? Pat's here with me -- got here before I did, as I had a high school and family reunion back-to-back in Illinois beforehand. I flew down to SC to prevent her from buying too many books and q****s. I myself haven't bought anything, as I am conscious of the need to conserve our precious natural resources and know that every printed letter kills another irreplaceable tree AND a baby whale dies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 03:58 PM

I kinda thought that might be the case, Rap, because you generally only mention q****s in context with Pat. But what about Amos's wife? I haven't heard word one that she is travelling along with him to rake other people's lawns?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 04:53 PM

Thannk goodness! Otherwise, A would not have been able to visit me. If herself had set foot in my sty, she would have announced that they couldn't stay for long and the eve would have been over before it started. I am a dedicated bastard... er... bachelor. But, in my defense, I told Gabe to keep his sandals on. BTW, is Gabe still alive, A?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 06:21 PM

WE will be flying back tomorrow, arriving in SLC in time to overnight and go up to Poky Tuesday morning on the shuttle. Then comes the laundry, the bills, the bills, the bills....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 07:57 PM

The Bills won by three today! The bastards!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 09:44 PM

Bills take all of my money. Or do you mean the kind on ducks?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Sep 13 - 06:54 AM

No. Buffaloes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 13 - 08:47 AM

Buffaloes don't HAVE bills. I've seen them and they have noses and lips that you would not want to kiss. Unless genetic engineers and/or the duckdog....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Sep 13 - 10:58 AM

No, not the horny kind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 13 - 01:25 AM

I suspect that even buffaloes with bills would get horny at times. Kinda like the shovel-nose goatfish does. Man, if you want to feel inadequate watch shovel-nose goatfish going at it!! I so impressed that i couldn't perform for five or ten seconds.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Oct 13 - 06:25 AM

Morning, MOM! I seem to be up really early.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Oct 13 - 07:25 AM

I was up late and now I am up late.I feel like going back down. Tea might help and might is the operative word. Thank goodness it's cold and rainy as I really don't feel like doin anything... nothin at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 13 - 09:09 AM

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.

The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.

Oh, darn! I overslept and missed my execution.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 13 - 10:46 PM

NO ONE except me has posted to Mom so far today!!!

For shame!!!!

For your penance, you must send me all of your money plus a dollar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Oct 13 - 01:07 AM

Bull Hockey - I posted at 5:30 something this morning (an hour later on Mudcat time.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Oct 13 - 05:54 AM

Me two.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 13 - 09:42 AM

Okay, we'll split the loot penance money.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 02 Oct 13 - 10:09 AM

My beloved BBW awaits my return from this long peregrination of the glebes of Mortal Existence. When she was explaining what I had in mind to a girlfriend of hers, and how long I thought I would be wandering, the girlfriend exclaimed, "Can youDO that???" as though she'd thought there was some kind of rule against it. Of course there is not. But it is rather a long walkabout. We have been in close touch and she has updated me on all the local news. For example, the neighbors wife, Mrs Brown, has passed on. Several of us are hoping this means he will finally release the ancient Winnebago in his drive, which he has explained that he is saving for the Rapture. Why you would want an RV for the Rapture escapes me but he seemed to think it a good idea. Sigh.

Gabe is alive and well, is now back in winter quarters in Rhode Island, Gnuzer.

Rapparree, I would have come to Pocatello but I have it on good authority that there is no such place as Pocatello. I am loath to commit to imaginary travels and feel I must wait until this matter is properly sorted out before I make any commitments.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Oct 13 - 11:52 AM

Winter? Ahhh, I had a buggy time with skeeters last eve whilst harvesting Snappdraggon seeds and it's to be 25C today. Got over 1000 and I have 30 - 40,000 to go. Gotta start puttin em the garage at night so the wilted flowers stay dry and the pods will open sooner than later. Glad to hear he was finally able to take a shower.

Thanksgiving dinner invite received. Ahhhh, I can taste the margerine soaked veggies, dry trurkey and pumpkin "cheesecake" already. Maybe I'll bring some wine. Two for the table and one for the floor next to my chair.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 13 - 06:01 PM

I'm going to tell Eiseley on you, Amos. And all of the folks up at the Legion Hovel. DON'T even try to return to Sandy Ego, for they will be waiting and will want a "word" with you, if they are sober.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Oct 13 - 12:31 AM

A Winnebago for the Rapture. Or Rupture. Whatever. Sounds like a B-movie plot or a John Carpenter film, which amounts to about the same thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 13 - 12:50 AM

Sure. Jerry Falwell, of late memory, knew for certain that the world was going to end as part of the Y2K thing and the Rapture would occur, so he stocked 9mm ammunition.

No, I'm not making that up!

I can only assume that he decided to use those being Take Up as skeet targets or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 13 - 06:52 AM

It's TODAY! TODAY!! We have a van waiting down at the Enterprise place and we will get it and hit the road from NAWTH Cahrlina to Maryland. Yip, yip, yip

Getaway loom sighted on the port bow, sir!

Yip, yip, yip!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 13 - 09:17 AM

I think that was either Amos or a toy poodle. Of course, one does not preclude the other.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Oct 13 - 10:49 AM

I vote for the poodle - I don't believe we've had one of them post here on the MOAB before. Lots of duckdogs, dachshunds, I'm sure my pitbull has probably posted, but no poodles. It was an unintentional oversight that has now been corrected. Thank you Mr. Poodle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 03 Oct 13 - 12:42 PM

Getaway sounds good to me - but I'm not heading there until t'marrar


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 13 - 03:23 PM

Ain't a-goin' this year. Nor am I going anywhere else -- we WERE going to run off to a secluded hideaway to celebrate our 40th anniversary but Pat's got a terrible cold.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Oct 13 - 04:21 PM

Get her a q**** to curl up under and she'll feel much better soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Oct 13 - 08:44 PM

A quint? Which one?

A quart? What kind?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 13 - 10:42 PM

Ibuprofen, tea, Mucinex...what a wonderful way to celebrate! I'm certain sure she'd rather have a good glass of Red Breast Irish or Knob Creek bourbon or Black Bush or....

Me, I'm going to the oral surgeon tomorrow and see how damned soon they can put in my implants and how the bone graft/sinus lift is going. Getting this stuff finished can't happen soon enough.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Oct 13 - 05:36 AM

I hear ya, Rap. The sooner ya get that done and over with, the sooner ya can get on ta the next job. What's on sched? Touch up or some heavy lifting?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 13 - 10:10 AM

Elbow exercise.


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