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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

CarolC 08 Jun 03 - 02:43 PM
Tweed 08 Jun 03 - 02:45 PM
khandu 08 Jun 03 - 02:45 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Jun 03 - 05:40 PM
Little Hawk 08 Jun 03 - 09:12 PM
Rustic Rebel 08 Jun 03 - 09:56 PM
Little Hawk 08 Jun 03 - 10:12 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Jun 03 - 10:15 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Jun 03 - 10:20 PM
Little Hawk 08 Jun 03 - 10:32 PM
Rapparee 08 Jun 03 - 10:40 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Jun 03 - 06:28 PM
Rapparee 09 Jun 03 - 07:39 PM
Tweed 09 Jun 03 - 07:57 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Jun 03 - 09:20 PM
Tweed 09 Jun 03 - 11:08 PM
Little Hawk 09 Jun 03 - 11:24 PM
Dead Horse 10 Jun 03 - 10:14 AM
Amos 10 Jun 03 - 10:27 AM
Little Hawk 10 Jun 03 - 01:10 PM
GUEST,Shiney Knause 10 Jun 03 - 05:10 PM
GUEST,Lil' Missy Fookedup 10 Jun 03 - 09:12 PM
GUEST,freds 10 Jun 03 - 09:48 PM
CarolC 10 Jun 03 - 10:19 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jun 03 - 12:21 AM
Little Hawk 11 Jun 03 - 02:43 AM
CarolC 11 Jun 03 - 11:23 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jun 03 - 11:32 AM
Little Hawk 11 Jun 03 - 01:56 PM
Rustic Rebel 11 Jun 03 - 09:33 PM
Amos 11 Jun 03 - 09:56 PM
Rustic Rebel 11 Jun 03 - 10:17 PM
GUEST,freds 11 Jun 03 - 10:46 PM
Amos 11 Jun 03 - 10:48 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jun 03 - 11:45 PM
Tweed 12 Jun 03 - 12:10 AM
GUEST,freds 12 Jun 03 - 08:54 PM
Amos 12 Jun 03 - 09:28 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Jun 03 - 01:05 AM
GUEST,freds 14 Jun 03 - 12:37 PM
Mrs.Duck 14 Jun 03 - 01:55 PM
CarolC 16 Jun 03 - 11:48 PM
Amos 17 Jun 03 - 09:25 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Jun 03 - 10:08 AM
GUEST,Debby Earl (Freds) 17 Jun 03 - 12:28 PM
Little Hawk 17 Jun 03 - 06:32 PM
GUEST,Lil' Missy Fookedup 17 Jun 03 - 07:11 PM
Tweed 17 Jun 03 - 07:52 PM
Amos 17 Jun 03 - 08:32 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Jun 03 - 08:42 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:43 PM

Oops.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:45 PM

How perfect CaroltheCrapperGirl Queen! 500 posts!!

Are you sure you will not leave the SailorMan and be the Mississippi Queen?

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:45 PM

Carol C....you stole my place!!!!!!!!! bee-dubya...open the industrial sized can of whup-ass!!!

500 POST OF 100% PURE UNDEFILED BS!!!!!!! This IS THE MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS!!!
I is proud of all of you great BSers throughout the world!

Well, I am outta here for a month or two or three. Y'all be good and keep up the wonderful BS!!

Tweed, bee-dubya, the KNOWER OF THINGS and Rustic Rebel, the PURVEYOR OF BEAUTY, hold the fort down while I am gone!

Carol C, Spaw, and their ilk, support them when the falter!

Luv ya, bunches!!

King khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 05:40 PM

Well.... bye! It's been fun. Let's do it again sometime. See ya!

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 09:12 PM

Whaddya mean? We can't quit now. Aren't we going for 1,000 posts on this thread? Come on...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 09:56 PM

Damn, I've been gone awhile to come back and see The Great King Khandu exiting stage right(or was it left?). Where is he going? To Tweedville, US of A?

The journey begins...He's leavin' on a jet plane with the shirt on his back, and a loin cloth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:12 PM

Yelling "KREEGAH!!!", as he goes...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:15 PM

Naw, LH, I wuz jus' sayin' "Bye" t' khandu since it sounds lack he is gonna check hisself into th' funny farm or go join a nunnery er sumfin. Unless th' res uv us run outta BS, wich is purty dammed unlackly, th' thread's gonna kertinew indefunittly. To parafraze Richard Geer in "An Officer and a Gentleman":

WE GOT NOPLACE ELSE TO GO!!!!

Ennyhow, I'ze reesently bin gived a bran' new multipul pursonality t' add t' my kerlekshun. Gotta play wid this Bubba-dubya-ell feller a wile longer. I ain't neber bin a bad-ass redneck before.

An' even more ennyhow, the freds is still comin'. I em vary angjus t' meet bubba bubba 'n hiz gurlfren. Mebbe we'unz kin seddle ar difrunses peaceabul-lack. Mebbe we kin hav duelin' four-wheel-drive-trucks mudbog races. Firs' one t' blow up hiz motor winz.

Bubba-dubya-ell


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:20 PM

PS: I'ze gotta feelin' thet this Bubba-dubya-ell feller is gonna say

YEEEEE-HAW!!!!

a lot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:32 PM

The only place in the World where I can imagine Khandu finding a significant role to play in a nunnery is Twillingsgate...where anything is possible.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:40 PM

Yes! Lovely discussion of the philosophy, and one can even create a job title should one care to do so. Ah, BS! But the Internet comes through again, and one no longer has to think up BS.

Let's hope that the creativity is never lost to the machine! This can only be done if YOU take personal responsibility and post to MOAB!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 06:28 PM

Ah yes! It appears that some Joe Clone (hasta be a clone 'cause Joe ain't that dumb) needs a refresher lesson on how to recognize BS. I was looking for the "Ask Dr. Guitar" and "Dr. Guitar's Surgery" threads down here in the BS netherlands and somebody has moved them up to the music threads. Now, waituhminitchereboyzn'gurlz! If people using made-up silly names asking absurd questions about guitars and receiving ridiculous "advice" along the lines of "string your guitar with spaghetti instead of Elixirs" isn't BS then I would like to know what is. I mean what's gonna happen when some poor schmuck looking for serious guitar advice runs across suggestions for how to make a stand-up bass from an old dog house? If there's a bit of serious advice in either thread I haven't found it. And I put a fair amount of the idiotic advice there myself so I know it's pure BS.

Well, I guess it just goes to show that George Bush and Tony Blair aren't the only ones capable of making decisions and taking action without bothering to read what's in front of them.

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 07:39 PM

You...you mean that you CAN'T make a stand-up bass from an old doghouse? How am I going to break this to my bass player? More importantly, how am I going to break this to his dog??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 07:57 PM

I am stunned. I have no BS left in me! It's as if a huge weight...a gigantic gunny sack full of circus animal droppings was lifted from me. The world is bright and perfect again and all my guitars stay in tune no matter if I leave them in front of the air conditioner all night! My dog has learned to write on a typewriter and is working on his first nove. The coffee pot loads itself in the morning. A huge oil reservoir has been discovered and lays just below the huge vein of gold in my back yard. I won the lottery and will move to Arles to take up painting soon.   O, I am free from BS....free free free free....Hooohoo Heeeeheeeeeeeeeee.....free!

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 09:20 PM

NEUTICLES

Don't ask. Just click on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 11:08 PM

BULLSHIT!! That ain't real...no...noooooo...that's wrong wrong...gahh...BeeDub, just as I was seeing light and smelling the flowers you habv shoveled me under wif truley copulous amounts of BS. There is no end to it. MOAB will be here when KhingKhandu Returns, in fact it may be all that remains in the end.
neuticles...jeezus Bruce, you fiend!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 11:24 PM

Big deal, Tweed. My dog wrote his first novel ten years ago, and can now compose poetry in 17 different languages. Don't delude yourself with these empty pretensions of normality.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Dead Horse
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 10:14 AM

I totally fail to see the point of this thread, and refuse to post to it just so some ego-oriented git can say HIS thread got to be over 500 posts.
It's despicable and a complete waste of time and internet bandwidth, all of which is precious in this day and age.
So there!
P.S. Has anybody seen my pen? It was here a moment ago!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 10:27 AM

What is truly amazing is that this thread is barely a month old, and look at the volume of it, produced by a mere handful of deranged, unemployed old hippies.

Considering that normal, healthy people are more gifted by far with the BS gene than the subset represented here, we can estimate that the planetary production of BS per month is on the order of (this thread)*1.6554* (4.23x10^9) - 11 (the number of separate individuals contributing to this thread). For annual yields, divide by thirty-five and multiply by 365. An awesome figure to contemplate whethwer you convert it to megabytes, tera-dendrils, or reams.

IF we could just convert all that BS into methane we could solve everything!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 01:10 PM

Good point, Amos. We could also solve a great deal by equipping every household in North America (and eventually the World) with a dachshund. Think about it.

Dead Horse - Way to go, old buddy! I couldn't agree more. Have you been beaten lately?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shiney Knause
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 05:10 PM

Hello, ya'll

I see's thet Amiss feller's still ferm Califernyuh. Cain't unnerstan' uh dang werd thet boy sez. I unnerstan' th' part 'bout th' ole hippiez, but th' res' uv it soundz sorta lack how them politishuns tawk.

Ennywayz, I jus' stopt in t' kerngadulate y'all on gettin' over five-hunnert posts t' this idjit thang ya'll 'r doin' heer. An' t' tell ya'll thet me n' my bruther Sheeney Knause haz reckonsyled ar diffrunces. We wants ya'll t' no thet we wud be glad t' hep ya'll out if'n them fred fellers kum 'round 'n meks bothers uv theirselves.

Yorez Truely,

Shiney Knause


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Lil' Missy Fookedup
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 09:12 PM

Hey ya'all. How's it goin' fer ya all today? I'm new round these here parts but I tripped up on this page and found ya all behavin' in a way that reminds me of back home.
See I come from a family of 15 brothers and I's the only girl so's my Mamma calles me Lil' Missy.
We raised corn back in the hills of Ginny and ate lots o corn cuz my Daddy made corn cob pipes for a livin'. Now ifen you wants to yap on about old hippies, I tell ya, they never stopped comin' round our place. They wore them old pipes out faster en you can shake a drip off your weenie. that's hows my Daddy made it so good in the bidness. We et so much corn when ya farted it came out the hole. The hole thing likes ya never chewed it.
Now them old hippies was perty darn right righteous people. They liked leavin Mama fresh herbs for the stew pot every time they a come round. They'd bring all their fiddles and gitars, harmonycas and clackers and sit around nearly a day playin music and smokin' Daddys pipes. And they would never forget to pay Daddy his dollar twenty five for a pipe. Yes sirree. dem was the good old days.
Just wants to say thankee for bringin' me home for a short spell.
love and kisses, Lil Missy Fookedup


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 09:48 PM

kandu not cumin bak debbee erl fond him yestirda yu kan haf him bak in swap fer twed butt beter akt soun kaz debbee erl iz getin hungree yez we ar heer had nis trip wil cal soun


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 10:19 PM

Ok, thanks for the heads up about the jam, Bee-dubya-ell. I'll send a PM if it looks like we'll be around for that.

Sorry Tweed. Mississippi's a beautiful place and all, and I'm sure being the Queen of it would be a great thing to have on my resume. But once a woman gets hold of a man from Newfoundland, she's not likely to be leaving him for a mainlander. At least not by choice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 12:21 AM

Sorry, freds, you're not gettin' Tweed.

But, you might want to share this recipe with debee erl.


Momma's Old-Fashioned Khandu Chowder

1 Khandu
1 5# Bag of onions
1 50# Bag of potatoes
5 Big ole elephant garlics
1 Box salt
1 Box black pepper
1 55 Gallon drum milk
1 Gallon tub of butter

Find something big enough to boil all this stuff in (like an old bathtub). Fill it up with water and throw the Khandu, onions, potatoes and garlic into it. Bring to a boil and allow to simmer for two or three hours. Remove the Khandu from the boiling water. Remove bones, teeth and other inedible parts and chop what's left into bite-size chunks. Drain off the water and replace with the milk. Throw the Khandu chunks back in and add butter, salt and pepper. Heat to just before boiling. DO NOT BOIL - IT WILL SCALD THE MILK! Remove from heat and serve.

Enjoy


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 02:43 AM

My God...

I didn't think it could get any worse, but it has.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 11:23 AM

You can't make CHOWDER from a Southerner!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 11:32 AM

So I should have given them the recipe for Tante Helene's Khandu Gumbo instead?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 01:56 PM

Yew cain't make nuthin' worthwhile frum a Southerner!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 09:33 PM

Your right Hawk, it has gotten worse. The thought of eating a Khandu makes me shudder with pure delightful joy, but it has definitly gotten worse.
There seems to be something missing in that recipe though, I think it's corn. Hey, Maybe we can get little Missy to get some from her daddy. Little Missy we'll save you the cobs. Maybe it's missing neuticles.
No, on second thought it will already have the real things in there won't it?
Ok I think I know what your recipe is missing Bee-Dub.... Beer. Yup. That's what it is. Gotta add a can of beer just for making the Khandu nice and tender.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 09:56 PM

I cannot believe the Mudcat has degenerated in its desperation to discussions -- cheerful, enthusiastic discussions -- of community cannibalism. With RECIPES!!!???

Little Hawk, your true colors have been shown -- you are clearly a monger of Moral Turpitude, a Merchant of Degradation, a Demoralizer of Beingness, a Corroder of Values, a no-goodnik, a bum, and a ne'er-do-well, a pit of Shame on feet.

Put that in your bowl and eat it!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 10:17 PM

Of coarse your right Amos. Looking at this in a different perspective, I do see the cannibalism here. Now myself, I didn't realize we where talking about cooking the King Khandu. I thought a khandu was some type of flying squirrel or a relative of the flying rodent. A thousand pardons. I believe it would take more than a can of beer to tenderize the King. Perhaps a couple cases would do.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 10:46 PM

this debbee erl bubba bubba sik trid et kandu thru up lots an lots now bubba bubba pizd off at kandu want feet him too pet trillirt butt afrayd kandu mak trillirt sik to yu shur yu wont trayd fer twed thinc maibee twed bettr fud than kandu wil put in nis raygun fer boot

whut iz drum milk in resipy how du yu milk drum i tryd butt man hid me wit stix so i et him stix wur krunche gud tho


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 10:48 PM

Oh, right, RR -- of course the capitalization was just a slip, recurring, and the reference to making foodstuffs from Southerners was about Georgia road-kill, I guess. A thousand pardons duly begged for my harboring of ungentlemanly suspicions, ma'a'm!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jun 03 - 11:45 PM

CANNIBALISM:

1 : the eating of human flesh by a human being
2 : the eating of the flesh of an animal by another animal of the same kind

The eating of a human being by freds is not cannibalism since freds are not human beings! Since bubba bubba and debee erl had already captured King khandu and were going to eat him anyway, the recipe that I provided was strictly an attempt to make their eating experience more enjoyable. It doesn't mean that I want them to eat King khandu. But, if it's a given that freds are going to eat someone and it's a choice between khandu or Tweed, I'm sorry, but I must take a pragmatic viewpoint.

Ya see, Tweed's got this really cool website that I like hang out at, and if freds ate him then it'd be the end of TWEEDBURG and I'd have to find yet another place to waste my time.

Bubba bubba and debee erl, I am sorry if khandu is not real good eatin' but yer not gettin' th' Tweedster unless ya come after him! Ya unnerstan'?   

Bubba-dubya-ell


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 12:10 AM

Goddammit this iz getting to be positively creepy... pore Khing Khnardnoz boiled and consumed and now the exotic Debbee Erl is licking her chops and looking over at my tasty self. Okay, just puree me wif a dozen bulbs obv garlic and five pounds of Blue Cheese in a hammermill, strain through cheesecloth and serve me at room temperature in a galvanized bucket. Move over Khandu, we ar fixing to intermingle in one obv Queen Carol's Crappers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 08:54 PM

hi heer debbee erl ned help bubba bubba did not et kandu jus tasded then bubba bubba sik rel sik an i nurz bubba bubba gud now bubba bubba chanj kal self big blint litenen bubba azk fur gitar an bubba bubba now sin with kandu stuf lik

Now luka heer bluz i wana tak too yu yu ben maken me drinken gamblen an sta ot al niht to now yu got me too the plaz i dond kar wat i du yeah now bluz i wana haf a lidl tak with yu now i belef youf ben drinken munshin bluz cuz yu dond kaar wat yu du

not let me et kandu etir so help debbee erl an debbee erl not et kandu but twed mabee wat meenz bluz wat iz bluz wat iz gitar wat rong wit bubba bubba kan bee kurt plez help


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 03 - 09:28 PM

Little Hawk,

My apologies. All that invective should have been directed at this OTHER lowlife, BWL who know has taken on the color of a Southron and is ACTUALLY the monger of degenerate abasement around here.
You are merely a FIGUREHEAD of turpitude, a silhouette, a mere signal of demoralization, and not its actual provenance, sir. I humbly withdraw my vilification.

Regards,


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jun 03 - 01:05 AM

Amos,

Regarding your accusation that I am "the monger of degenerate abasement around here", I am sure that in some areas of the country people do keep generators in their basements, but, here in Florida, the water table is far too high for basements to be practical. We generally keep our generators in our garages. I'll let the mongrel part slide as it's more or less the truth. My family didn't exactly come over on The Mayflower.

Ree-gards

BWL aka Monger of Degenerate Abasement (MDA)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 14 Jun 03 - 12:37 PM

her debee erl agan bubba bubba stil duin bluz now sinin sant jams infermree wit kandu an blak snak mone wantz tu lern banju an gitar but haz to mani dijitz an keepz getin tangld in strins if bubba bubba diez me debee erl gona be sum pized of mabee et twed an beedubyael an brin mutcad don forevr becuz no bs


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 14 Jun 03 - 01:55 PM

Que?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 16 Jun 03 - 11:48 PM

We got back from our trip to Tupelo Mississippi late last night. It was pretty cool. Lots of good music, and I spread my accordion addiction around a bit. We got some pictures. Here's one:

Me and Elvis and Elvis

Looks like one of our next trips will be to Dearborn Michigan. Hey LH, want to get together somewhere in Ontario while JtS and I are in your general area?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 09:25 AM

Nice photos, CC!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 10:08 AM

Dear Carol,

You seem to have developed a propensity toward having your picture taken in the company of life-sized two-dimensional cardboard representations of well-known people. First Shatner, now Elvis. Who's next? I know where ya can find Britney Spears and several NASCAR drivers if yer interested.


Dear debee erl,

If bubba bubba is still actin' weird and feelin' poorly you might consider a little side trip to southern Alabama. There are Fred's Pharmacies all over the place. I didn't know that there were enough freds in southern Alabama to need their own pharmacies, but there must be as they are rather large stores. It looks like bubba bubba's not the only one who finds southerners hard to digest.

BWL


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Debby Earl (Freds)
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 12:28 PM

Hey, Bee-dubya-ell! How you?

Y'all might think it odd that I'm writin' to ya like this, but I gotta odd sort of story to tell ya.

Seems like when ol' Bubba Bubba was down with the Blues, she went and infected me too. Foren ya know it, both of us realized that we were really just a couple of good ol' southerners at heart, and we went and changed ourselfs to be what we really are.

Anyway, ol' Bubba Bubba grew herself some long blonde har and got sort of big on top and curvy in the middle and somewhere got some of them bluejeans that look like they was poured on and a tee shirt top that says "Watchalookinatbub?" on it. She's done takin up singin' the blues and does a dang good job of it,too. Her hairs all piled up on toppa her head and she's caused several fights down at the truck stop, and not with her guitar playin', neither! She says she's gonna move to Memphis or mebbe Nashville soon and make some bucks.

Me, I jist growed into a six-four feller and I sorta tag along with Bubba Bubba, protectin' her and playing banjo, sometimes ukelele when she REALLY gets down and bluesy.

We turned ol' Khandu loose, not much the worse for wear, but when Bubba Bubba changed and became what's she's become, ol' Khandu looked mighty sick -- lower'n a snake's belly in a wagon rut, in fact. A starvin' snake, at that.

We told that Galactic Overlord to stick it, so he shouldn't be botherin' you anymore either. Bubba Bubba and me are gonna take to the road right soon, so iffen you see us, give a shout and we'll buy ya a beer. Not Budweiser, though -- maybe a Lone Star or somethin' even better.

Yer Friend,
Debbie Earl

PS: Do we have to do somethin' about our names? I'm makin' lots of new men friends, but I'm not sure I like 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 06:32 PM

Amos, you have deeply offended me! You wrote that...

"You are merely a FIGUREHEAD of turpitude, a silhouette, a mere signal of demoralization, and not its actual provenance, sir. I humbly withdraw my vilification."

Those are fighting words, Amos. I am no mere figurehead! I am a full-time director at the WSSBA! Utter and absolute BS is my business. I richly deserve your vilification and I DEMAND IT!!!!

If you are not willing to provide it, I shall be forced to demand satisfaction. Be assured that I am in deadly earnest when I say that. In Canada we don't get mad...we get irritated.

Carol - Yes, it would be nice to get together. PM me with your plans.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Lil' Missy Fookedup
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 07:11 PM

Hey ya'all. I sees I am not a very welcomed people to this here community. Why I jus stopped in fer a hello and I gets me a big fat-ass nothin' I was a thinkin' yous were like my home town folks but I takes it all back. I'm feelin' abused and mistreated in a land that I don't belong so Ima goin to wander on out of here with my tail draggin' and my ass shaggin' and I'm a goin' to get my doggies on back to Yahoo chat where peoples treat ya right. That's a right I said YAHOO chat. I can be anyone I wants at YAHOO chat. I can be the queen o' blues over there and I gets respect. Ya all has seen the last O Lil' Missy round here I tell ya that much.The End of Lil' Missy Fookedup round here I swear it is. I ain't never comin' back ya hear.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 07:52 PM

Now, don't take this wrong Missy, but mebbe if you changed your handle to Queen o' Blues or Something you would be showered wif roses and Amos would lay himself in mud hole so you wouldn't get yore feet soiled az you lightly stepped on his head. Thar are many of us who ar summat fookedup and certainly is no high crime, but ya...mebbe a different handle for you...

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 08:32 PM

Wal. Missy, you -- like all your gender -- have a perfect and inalienable (but highly alien) right to have all the snit and vapour yore substitute heart desires, but it just stands tro common sense thet anyone posting to a thread that is OVER 540 posts long is jes' asking for a no-response. Suit your own snooty little self, pretty britches, but consider it might be a reflection of your own divine ignorance, and tell that to the folks over to Yahoo!

First Vowel


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Jun 03 - 08:42 PM

I think Tweed's hittin' purty close to th' mark there, Missy. Mebbe if you wuz t' call yerself "Lil' Missy Fuppeduck" instead. There's lots of fupped ducks 'round here. In fact, Tweed iz th' "First Duck" which means he iz th' mos' fupped duck of all. Joe Offer iz jus' th' "Third Duck of Pelahatchee" which means he iz also fupped duck, but not az fupped duck az Tweed.

Bee etc. - Mongrel widda Generator inda Basement


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