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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 05:49 PM

Persiflaginous maunderers must be proscribed!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 05:57 PM

That's a non-starter. Unless you turn it into some goofy game that Facebook subscribers can sign up for.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 06:00 PM

Ya keep talkin' like that and you'll find yerself under the same sort of proscription as Amos, pilgrim.

But right now I gotta go git purtied up fer a gala eve'ng with the Gov'
nur's wife and a Poo-litzer Prize winnin' author an' some dude from the Nashunal EN-dowment fer the Arts an' folks like those. Hell's bells, I even gotta leave ma shootin' iron at home. Ah asks ya, what's this here world a-comin' ta?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 06:09 PM

It has to do with this event.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 07:00 PM

I just talk that way now and then to make Amos jealous. ;-) I am invoking his spirit as a form of parody when I do so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 11:44 PM

Big Read?

Big Read?

Big Read?!

I'm trying to finish the seventh Harry Potter book. Now that's a "big read." Lots and lots of pages!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 12:54 AM

The Gov came with his wife. Having spoken to both I think she's a LOT smarter than he is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 01:03 AM

And I know that she's much better looking.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 11:16 AM

Read "Homecoming" by Marilynn Robinson.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 12:09 PM

There may be something to that template. I think Laura is a lot smarter than George. Probably would have done a lot less of a bad job.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 01:22 PM

Laura Otter and Laura Bush are also LOTS better looking than their spouses.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 06:28 PM

I'm not sure that Amos will return from "Getaway" if he made it there at all. It's not just all of those accidents, either. I have a feeling that he will be kidnapped by a gang of crazed "biker chicks" who will hold him in durance vile as the object of their perverted lusts and Someone Else will be posting as Amos to allay our suspicions. Eventually the Amos we know will be lost to us, another victim of young women in spandex shorts, fingertipless gloves and weird, brightly colored helmets.

So if anyone posts as "Amos" I suggest that we have them prove that they are the REAL Amos and not an impostor. Maybe the poster should show us "his" belly-button scar or birthmark or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 06:48 PM

Helluva good idea, Rap. I'm for it. Let's "hold his feet to the fire" as the saying goes...

We'll soon know if it is the real Amos or not, because he will have to reach the dizzying heights of bafflegab, bilgeroar, and sesquipedalian blathertwaddle which only Amos is the true master of. If he can't do it...well, then we'll know the score.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 08:38 PM

Especially if we limit him to words of three or fewer letters and the proposed restricted vocabulary.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 09:33 PM

Should we include grunts and wordless gestures?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 09:41 PM

Hmmm...he usually communicates to those around him by grunts and wordless gestures, some of which are quite rude. I think short grunts would qualify, but nothing else. Of course we DO run the risk of his communicative ability atrophying, but I'll chance it if you will.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 10:08 PM

"Of course we DO run the risk of his communicative ability atrophying"

Funny. I keep thinking of Shane for some reason.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 10:23 PM

Is Amos in jail too?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 10:29 PM

Nah, you don't need to go to all of that restrictive trouble. Just ask him to speak French. Then run it through Babelfish to see if he said something really rude to you. Then you'll know it's Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 10:36 PM

Heck, *I* can say rude things in French. My French is about a rude as it gets.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 10:59 PM

Tabernac!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 11:02 PM

Foutez votre soeur, la cochonette.

Saying something like that nearly got me thrown out of French class. I think it was because of the grammar and not the sentiment expressed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 09:37 AM

Well, Amos ain't back yet. I guess he got kidnapped by them biker chicks and is being held in a super dee-luxe penthouse high above Baltimore, subjected to lascivious and degenerate acts that would embarrass the Devil his own self, and his precious bodily fluids drained away until he is only a wisp of his former shelf. Yeah, if anyone posts claiming to be Amos that "person" had be ready to prove it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 11:22 AM

He'll come staggering in at some point today and probably crash on his bed to sleep for the next 48 hours.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 12:23 PM

At least most of Mom's kids least sober, industrious lives and not ones of dissipation, alcohol, and lust.


















Dammit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 01:02 PM

Tether Energies Spot Ads
or
Teetering Prostheses Ad
or
Represented as Ghettos I
or
A Reneged Theists Tropes
or
A Pedigree Shortens Test
or
See Rotting Spreadsheet


is an anagram for what two words George Bush has wrought...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 01:04 PM

it also
Sedates rotting sheep rep


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 01:23 PM

anagram for a 'mudcat conservative republican'
A Accursed Republican Vents Vomit


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 03:29 PM

Pass it around, Don. Don't bogart that joint, my friend.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 03:32 PM

Whew! Makes my head spin!

What are you on about?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 10:06 PM

I found Amos! I found Amos!

Rightchere.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 10:13 PM

the letters in
See Rotting Spreadsheet



spells




The Greatest Depression





Rapaire, I haven't even seen a joint in 20 years let alone smoke one.

besides they made me unbearably mellow, insightful and hornier than a Bonobo in heat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 10:28 PM

A Trapezia Error Whit
A Trapezia Error With
A Trapezia Retro Whir
A Trapezia Tore Whirr
A Trapezia Rote Whirr
A Terraria Pother Wiz
A Terraria Trope Whiz
A Errata Worthier Zip
A Errata Howitzer Rip
A Warpath Terrorize I
A Warpath Ritzier Roe
A Warpath Ritzier Ore
A Atria Reporter Whiz
A Atria Thrower Prize
A Tiara Reporter Whiz
A Tiara Thrower Prize
A Para Terrorize Whit
A Para Terrorize With
A Para Howitzer Trier
A Apart Whore Ritzier
A Heartier Parrot Wiz
A Earthier Parrot Wiz
A Preheat Warrior Zit
A Hearer Portrait Wiz
A Rehear Portrait Wiz
A Thereat Warrior Zip
A Theater Warrior Zip
A Theatre Warrior Zip
A Repairer Throat Wiz
A Repairer Tarot Whiz
A Tearier Parrot Whiz
A Tearier Topaz Whirr
A Waterier Razor Pith
A Reaper Traitor Whiz
A Parterre Ratio Whiz
A Trapeze Warrior Hit
A Trapeze Ratio Whirr
A Wirehair Zap Retort
A Wirehair Tzar Trope
A Throatier Parer Wiz
A Throatier Raper Wiz
A Throatier Rawer Zip
A Throatier Zap Wrier
A Throatier Raw Prize
A Throatier War Prize
A Harrier Topaz Write
A Area Zither Trip Row
A Area Riper Worth Zit
A Aria Threw Prize Rot
A Heartier Raw Zit Pro
A Theater Roar Rip Wiz
A Repairer To Whiz Art









are all anagrams for
Rapaire the razor wit


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 10:34 PM

"A Theater Roar Rip Wiz"

That's our boy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 11:59 PM

Hiya Mom!

I just dragged in from the airport and emptied my stuff and put everything away. I am worn out to the bone and alse happy down to the depths.

See Getaway threads for setails, must crash.

Love,


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 08:54 AM

Most of those words are longer than three letters AND are not on the approved word list!

The biker chicks got Amos! You can see them hovering around like vultures in that photo, just waiting to pluck him out of that chair.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 09:08 AM

Note the time, too. The biker chicks were waiting until midnight to strike!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 12:09 PM

Being got by biker chicks ain't half bad, I have discovered....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 01:07 PM

Too many letters per word and only ONE from the approved word list!

Prove you're Amos, you imposter!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 01:58 PM

tHAT'S NOT Amos - he couldn't possibly be recovered from Getaway yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 02:08 PM

I didn't say I was recovered. It's like decompressing from dream-time.    "What a strange, strange dream it's been! And you were there, too, Aunt Em, and you, and you...".

I am sorry I did not study your fatuuous and doltish contributions made during my absence, and thus have ignored the arbitrary and excessively dogmatic constraints you invented as asubstitute for what ordinary people call simple cognitive ability.

Stilly, thanks for digging up that one unflattering picture. I believe there will be more forthcoming as various other phtogoraphers step forward with their labors.

I am trembling with apprehension concerning Genie's QUickTIme captures of segments from Saturday night. I got two hours' sleep Friday, because I wanted to be up for breakfast. I also got up for breakfast on Sunday, on three hours' sleep, and on Monday, with perhaps four. So I have been in Recovery.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 02:19 PM

It was hard over the weekend to think about Getaway - though there was some compensation; spent saturday at a ren-faire; sang a lot with friends ; both at the faire and afterwards at a local session. Met a rennie who grew up in the Portsmouth area - he says he was a local at the Press Room - so we chatted about that. He did some great shanties at the session.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 03:24 PM

It is imperative that we obtain the unmitigated opinion of Little Hawk in this matter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 04:01 PM

Amos, that was the only recognizable photo of you I could find. If you were 'in disguise' with a lamp shade on your head then I missed it in that set of photos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 04:04 PM

No, it was just that Wincing Devil and I did not happen to cross trails in many places. The Getaway is blessed with four large gathering rooms and half-a-dozen smaller ones that act as the common areas for each of the cabins sprinkled through the adjacent woods. Consequently you can spend the whole weekend not running into someone unless you run into each other at breakfast.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 04:14 PM

PROVE you're Amos, you faker!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 05:23 PM

Prove I am not, you fakir!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 05:28 PM

Well, I have to admit to serious doubts as to whether that is the real Amos, Rapaire.

A superficial glance at this following excerpt would seem to suggest that it could be the real Amos...

"I am sorry I did not study your fatuuous and doltish contributions made during my absence, and thus have ignored the arbitrary and excessively dogmatic constraints you invented as asubstitute for what ordinary people call simple cognitive ability."

The word "doltish", for instance, just screams "AMOS!", doesn't it? The whole sentence concluding in the phrase "simple cognitive ability" simply reeks of Amos's form of pretentiously elitist and condescending quasi-intellectual bafflegab and bullroar.

However...and it's a big however....would Amos mispell the world "fatuous" by putting an extra "u" in it???? Surely not! Would Amos forget to leave a space between the words "a" and "substitute"??? Heaven forfend!

No, I think that it is not Amos we are dealing with here at all, but some scurrilous imposter. The real Amos has been spirited away to some hideous fate and has been replaced by a paid Republican saboteur. You watch. In a few days he'll be making fatuous and ill-advised statements about the presidential campaign, all of them cunningly designed to destroy people's confidence in Barack Obama.

Oh, the humanity! When will the REAL Amos return to our collective bosom??????????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 05:56 PM

Au contraire, LH.

Would Amos forget to leave a space between the words "a" and "substitute"??? Heaven forfend!

It is a classic Amos typo--so it could be faked, but the overuse of typos is not something that would occur to a fakir, I'm sure of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 06:03 PM

Indeed, little hack, you are so carried away by the sound of your own voice that you have departed your analytical senses. One look at my posting history will show you that double letters, missed spaces and other bizarre Errors of the Thumb are quite routine. Clearly, you are over-anxious to make your case.

But rest assured, I do not hold this against you. After all, you did not get to the Getaway. Had you done, you would have had a very different frame of mind, I assure you.


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