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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Feb 10 - 04:22 PM

Well, give us back Rapaire, you humbug. He may be a rampant ne'er-do-well jerk, but he's OUR rampant ne'er-do-well jerk...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 10 - 09:40 PM

I'll pray for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 10 - 10:15 PM

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace;
    where there is Amos, let me sow love;
    where there is Amos, your pardon Lord;
    and where there's Amos, true faith in you;

    O Master,
    grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled as to console Mom's other kids;
    to be understood, as to understand what the devil Amos is;
    to be loved, as to try to love Amos;
    for it is in giving Amos troubles that we receive joy,
    it is in pardoning his peccadilloes that we are pardoned,
    and it is in dying...wait, I ain't gonna do that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 12:00 AM

Give me liberty or give me... more liberty!

O..O
=o=


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 09:28 AM

We'll go waltzing by the willows
Pardoning our pecadilloes,
If Jesus Christ can do it so can we.
Never let our hearts be hardened,
All our peccadilloes pardoned,
We at last shall find our spirits free!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 09:47 AM

Excellent, my son. Go, and sin no more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 12:02 PM

This morning I went through the Windows Explorer route to the C directory and am glad to find my old files are there, set aside by the new Win7 operating system. It has been a job to set it up, but it is in place. Everything looks different, but I may not have to reinstall everything, or at least I can connect the new install with the old data.

I know you said you never wanted to hear about computer stuff, MOM, but it's better than than dwelling on having to euthanize the cat yesterday. (See the declutter thread for that story).

Anyone getting snowed on? Any more bullets turning up in Rap's office?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 12:03 PM

I know my pecadilloes are behind me, some of them at least, but have the ones for'ard of me also been pardoned? Otherwise how am I to follow your decree, Pater Noster ipocriticer, not knowing when I am coming and when going?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 12:23 PM

Wasn't at least one of your pecadilloes found squashed flat on Route 101?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 12:50 PM

You are confused, lad. You can peck an armadillo, but you should never arm a pecadillo.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 12:51 PM

I should think not! ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 02:50 PM

I used to play the peccadillo in the Fourth of July parade. It was a Bb peccadillo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 02:54 PM

I guess that depends on who's playing it. It doesn't have to always Bb.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 04:27 PM

Well, they didn't want to play with me when I tuned it to Gb and A# at the same time. That is, the upper register chanters were tuned to Gb and the lower register pipes were in A#. I left the middle reeds alone, tuned to E, naturally.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 05:49 PM

It's beginning to sound like the entire nation, except the corner of California where Amos lives, is going to be covered with snow. We're due for some precipitation overnight here in Fort Worth.

I bet LH laughs his ass off when we complain about winter weather down here. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 05:55 PM

Ol' Amos gots hisself mudslides. The whole part of the State is gonna slip-slide away.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 05:58 PM

I ain't never been Mud Slid except one time when the Evil Sisterhood went after my pore ass. Long ago and far away. But in California the only mud I get is when I do a facial thing. :D

And I hear tell Little Hawk and Chongo have holed up somewhere in the Yucatan peninsula, planing their next political campaign in the dizzy realms of the never-real. So they ain't hurting for weather just now.

To be honest it puzzles me why someone would want to live somewhere that just dumps on him every year and makes him all frizz and mizzable.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 06:05 PM

Stilly, you are so right... (grin)

Amos, I would go and live in the USA immediately if it was part of Canada. You betcha! The problem is, you have a great piece of geography down there being presided over by a ludicrous political and social system. You guys desperately need fundamental regime change from the top down! I can only pray that Liechtenstein will strike while the snow storms have Washington paralyzed and bring down the whole rotten edifice... ;-) Then we Canadians will go in as "peacekeepers" afterward and reorganize things, and you'll all finally get a proper national health insurance plan and a national anthem with a decent tune that can be sung by someone with a less than 2-octave range. (Heh! Heh! Ducking and running for cover...)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 07:00 PM

Why would you think it will be Lichtenstein, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 07:02 PM

Ah, yes...Scots Wha Hae!

That reminds me. I should refresh "The Mither of All BS Threads".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 07:50 PM

We have the jobs, y'all have the superior social/political structure. It's an unhappy truce.

O..O
=o=


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 08:20 PM

There's the Shatner Gap, though. That really worries Canadians. What I mean is, William Shatner IS Canadian...but he lives in the USA most of the time! It's very disturbing when I think of how much he could do for Canada if he only spent more time on home ground.

The fact that you guys have Woody Allen, on the other hand, sort of makes up for it. Whew! (wiping the sweat off my brow in extreme relief...)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 10:34 PM

Ann Murray.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 09:14 AM

Ouch.

Yeah, well......Pat Robertson.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 10:26 AM

William Lyon Mackenzie King.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 10:31 AM

Raymond Burr, Robert Goulet, Jay Silverheels, Mack Sennett.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 11:17 AM

Stilly - the area I live in hasn't had hardly any snow at all; we got maybe 1/2 inch out of the last storm.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 01:14 PM

Happy Birthday, Rapaire!!!!

Don't burn down the library before
you blow out your candles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 01:28 PM

THat sounds vaguely wise, or pornographic, I'm not sure which!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 08:15 PM

Libraries ARE vaguely pornographic, Amos. Some, like the one at Indiana University, more so than others.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 09:12 AM

Oh, Mom! Again I find you hobnobbing with the Lower Classes! You come back up here and squeeze your Sterno. Don't drink that rotgut they drink down There on Skid Road. And have a Twinkie or three, they'll help fill you up and help with the munchies you get from smokin' that whacky tobakky.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 10:02 AM

Howard Stern. Brittney Spears. Dick Cheney.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 11:35 AM

Ernst Zundel, J. David Popescu, Pearl Hart.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 11:51 AM

You guys are qualified for certification.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 11:59 AM

Don Rickles. Rosie O'Donnell. O.J. Simpson.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 12:20 PM

I don't really feel that you are adequately qualified to assess our (Rapaire's and my) mental status, Amos. However, I would be quite willing to listen seriously to Herr Doktor Liebenscheiss, were he moved to offer his professional opinion on the matter...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 01:10 PM

MOM, I put on all of my mountain climbing gear to stay warm and tromped around the yard and neighborhood with the camera. It's already slush now, but it was gorgeous for a few hours!

Would you fix me a cuppa hot cocoa now? And float some of those little marshmallows in it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 01:11 PM

Sure thing. Say, why don't you move to San Diego?? It's warm almost alla time.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 01:17 PM

I intend to, just as soon as Liechtenstein engineers regime change there...

Canada, as international peacekeeper, will appoint William Shatner as interim governor of the new region of Pacifica, starting right after the Liechtensteiner troops withdraw.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 03:04 PM

Which will be immediately after their defeat by Scotland. Remember the motto of the haggis-eating Scots: NONE shall pass.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 03:46 PM

According to what I've read, everyone passes. At least 14 times a day on average, but probably a lot more than that if you've been eating beans.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 04:23 PM

MOM, I have an extra ticket for the garden club spaghetti dinner tonight. Wanna come along?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 05:04 PM

'S awright, Still, I'll whip up some Ramen with marshmallow fluff on it for the sibs. You go ahead and have a good time with Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 10:14 PM

And I'll make some of my famous deep-fat-fried lard sticks!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Feb 10 - 12:11 AM

It was nice; non al dente spaghetti and homemade sauce, along with a salad, garlic bread, and dessert. MOM had two desserts, and I think she might suffer for that second piece of pecan pie. Just so you know. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Feb 10 - 02:17 AM

Rapaire had five lard sticks and threw up but we cleaned it up. Marshmallow fluff doesn't float on Ramen and it makes the noodles kinda sticky. Good, though..


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 13 Feb 10 - 02:21 AM

Y'all cheer me up. Got the midwinter blues that hit every February.

Amuse me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Feb 10 - 10:29 AM

If only we wuz a little closer, Janie...but be that as it may, how can you contemplate marshmallow fluff on Ramen noodles and not be amused?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Feb 10 - 10:44 AM

Janie, do you have Netflix? We'll send you the particulars on our favorite episodes of network television and British comedies. How would that work? I'd start you out with the Blackadder where Baldrick accidentally burned Samuel Johnson's Dictionary.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 10 - 12:51 PM

I think...I think...I think I'll go to Salt Lake City.


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