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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 05 Oct 10 - 07:47 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 07:47 PM

Accompanied by the West River Police Department Marching Band (after budget cuts).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 11:12 PM

LOL!!! The dying notes at the end are perfect.

Song circle was very good tonight.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 11:18 PM

MOM's so pleased to see all of you here for a visit after being away for so long. But she asks Rap and LH to keep their feet off of the furniture.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 11:22 PM

Surely you jest, Madam! ;-) We are the models of decorum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 09:48 AM

Geez, I took my boots off. Does she want me to take my spurs off as well? Them spurs are six-inch Spanish rowels and she gave them to me for my birthday so I wear them all the time, even with clean socks. I'm sentimental, I guess. Or did the doctor say "semi-mental"? Hmmmm....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 01:46 PM

I would suggest withdrawing the prefix altogether.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 02:42 PM

Now thirty-seven, eight and ten
Of humor, wit and light
Have flowed along our Mother's course
And kept her humors right.
No bile nor venom, angst or woe
Have lingered in her way.
And in due course, this brilliant force
Will touch the next of K.

At thirty-eight our Mother will
Be taller than a mountain!
Be longer than five other threads!
A vivid, brilliant fountain!
She will not stay or maunder here,
Nor ponder long or wait;
She marches on, with spirit strong
Bound for that Thirty-eight!

ANd you who bring her from afar,
Thoughts from high above
Or far below (I name no names)
Are worthy of her love.
For we who have no mothers now
To comfort and await them
Have learned the magic secret bright:
Instead of mourn, create them!

And so we turn and post again
Reflect, devise, create!
And so will bring this Mother home
To the throne of Thirty Eight!
And when we're done, and had our fun
We'll hold her even dearer
And in her sway (after Getaway)
For Forty-five will steer her.

Rolandsen Doggerel King
Mushmelon Brains and Poet's Tongue
Candyass Press, Greenwich Village, 1967


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 05:19 PM

...Should we but stop at Thirty-Eight
Or Forty-Five or Fifty-One
We would be daft, ourselves we'd hate
To a Million Million, ROLL ON!!!

          --Woody Gushne, Roll On, MOAB!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 05:25 PM

Don't forget...Shane is going for 85 Billion posts on his thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 05:41 PM

Shame couldn't go if he was pumped full of laxatives and dynamite. If he did he'd disappear completely.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 05:54 PM

LOL! (snort!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 06:09 PM

Hey, MOM, I'm about ready to put the salmon in to smoke. Makes the fish taste great and drives off mosquitoes also. If it starts to rain, do you mind if I put the smoker in the fireplace and close the glass door?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 06:18 PM

King salmon? Or chum?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 10:49 AM

All RIGHT! That does it!

Mom was down at the bottom cavorting in the sewer because no one except me cared enough to be bring her up for MORE THAN TWELVE HOURS!!

Well, I've rescued her. She was beset by a horde of sex-crazed bikers and only had her empty beer cans to fend them off! It was a horrible site, lemme tell ya: all those weird helmets and skin-tight shorts, cowering in front of a poor little old lady who was chucking empty Pabst cans at them...terrible, terrible. I hope I never see such a thing again!

Anyway, tiptoe around. She's sleeping it off napping on the couch and is likely to be a tad touchy when she awakens.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 10:58 AM

Empty Pabst cans can be pretty intimidating, Rap...but nothing strikes fear into the heart of evildoers like a freshly drunk can of Schitz, the beer that made Schenectady famous!

Always remember their corporate motto: "IT'S THE SCHITZ!!!"

Chongo will drink Schitz Beer if nothing else can be had.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 11:03 AM

Chongo is the Schitz at heart anyway. What do you do with all the dropped "L"s you collect, anyway? I bet you have one L of a time with 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 11:14 AM

He keeps them in his evator.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 11:35 AM

What the L you talkin' about? I'm not talking about Schlitz, I'm talking about Schitz. It's a grand old German name, much more prestigious than Schlitz. The Schlitz family were mere smalltime dingeldorders compared to the Schitz family. There were sons of the Schitz line riding in the company of Frederick the Great, and there was a Von Schitz in Blucher's personal retinue at both Ligny and Waterloo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 11:50 AM

Well, you certainly are giving me L about it, although I never knew you could be so full of Schitz.

Never mind with all these German handles; I'm going out into the bacj yard to wax Roth. I don't know her first name.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 12:09 PM

"although I never knew you could be so full of Schitz"

A disingenuous remark if ever I've heard one, Amos. You have known it for quite some time. ;-)

You should wax your own legs. You'd do better with the local Valley Girls if you did that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 12:14 PM

The intelligence I have gathered on this question, Sir Hawk, indicates that the girls prefer my soft and gentle downy male legs; it makes them feel warm and tingly, you see. Shaved legs feel so...overt, if you see what I mean.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 12:28 PM

Allrighty then! (grin)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 02:41 PM

Overt. You spelled it wrong; it's O'Vert. Terrence Michael Aloysius Patrick Daniel Brian Boru Bridget O'Vert, nicknamed "Chartreuse" O'Vert (1845 to 1915). Enlisted in the 146th Idaho Volunteer Chaplains' Assistancy Corps in 1863, took leave "to learn French" in the same year. Reappeared, not knowing any French, in late 1865; assigned to Ft. Dix he was, he said, a hero of the Indian Wars and later was in the clean-up squad behind Teddy Roosevelt's Rough Riders (his military records were destroyed in a typhoid epidemic in 1901).

In 1900 he and several other such veterans met in a room in Don, Idaho and formed the Idaho Legion or, as it was also known at the time, "The Legion Of The Rear Guards" and "La Legionne Êtrange et Ivre". When he died he was the first to be honored by the Legion's unique custom of firing a 21 (or more) gun salute into the coffin, using live ammunition.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 02:46 PM

COme to think of, it you were beginning to develop a certain Chartreuse Overt tinge toward the end of the Getaway....



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 02:58 PM

Not I, good sir, but I do think that you might have been suffering from a touch of mal de mer by the hue of your eyes and general condition. I have been led to understand that someone said, "He puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else" and you muttered, "So THAT'S the trick!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 03:01 PM

I love the histtorical stories of the Legion...wonder if Jed Marum would write some songs about them......


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 04:19 PM

You'd have to pay him to do that. You could steal the tune anywhere, but who'd pony up for the lyrics?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 05:36 PM

Like the Industrial Workers of the World, the Idaho Legion has its own songbook. Unlike the IWW, the cover of whose songbook is red, the cover of the Legion's songbook is rather motley since no one could make a decision about the color. Red was too wobbly, yellow would cause questions of ownership ("Is that yer un er did ya empty yer bladder on mine?"), blue would be too depressing, green too ecological, white too blah, black too dark, and camouflage would be easily lost.

It is therefore called "The Harlequin Songbook Of the Idaho Legion" or, more commonly, "The Legion's Whorey Kin". It cannot be found in bookstores or even on-line. It contains such gems of song as "Three Bastard English Kings Came Down From Winnipeg" and "Roll Your Bell Bottom Over Him". It is acknowledged that transcription of the original songs may not have been completely accurate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 11:56 PM

MOM had some harlequin books around the house. Last time I saw them she had a stack of six or seven stacked under the corner of a dresser, supporting it because the leg broke off.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 10:15 AM

This just in! Shane can touch his eyebrows with his tongue!!!!!!

It's not what you think, though. You see...he just has a very low forehead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 10:16 AM

That's nothin'....Rapaire can touch his tongue with his forehead!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 10:35 AM

Why in the world would Shame want to touch any part of himself with anything? I just checked and Health Canada, the CDC, and WHO have not only urgent warnings out about him ("Shoot On Sight: World Epidemiological Reservoir, Class V"), but he is also the subject of the world's first human recall ("Dangerous to life...totally defective").

Yes, Amos, I can do that. That's because I got to the gym and work out AND because I am so very, very intelligent.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 11:43 AM

"the world's first human recall"

Ah-Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 01:38 PM

Can we get in touch with the executive branch that issued the recall? Just to express thanks and all...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 01:48 PM

Well, apparently it was a joint effort of the three bodies named. I understand that he will be treated humanely and kept in an artificial satellite until it is dropped into the Sun. There is some objection to this, however, as it would "pollute the sunlight".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 01:55 PM

Oh!! I thought, being a recall, it would have been issued by the original Manufacturer...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 01:58 PM

It was, but his mother objected to it being returned to the factory.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 02:17 PM

...which was probably his covert intention all along...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 02:28 PM

Do you know how hard it is to be a Liberal?

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 02:48 PM

Jesus Murphy, that guy IS funny...but I think he's got himself stuck into a sort of a narrow songwriting rut. Kind of like a Phil Ochs for our divided political times.

Amos, are you implying that Shane is a would-be motherflipper????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 03:11 PM

No, just a Freudian throwback.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 04:36 PM

Oh...well, that's okay then. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 08:15 PM

The boys' favorite knock-knock joke of the day:

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Gope.

Gope who?

I don't have to right now.

They were going to ask Rapaire but got shy at the last minute.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 08:17 PM

They're ten and twelve. I'll be you could have guessed that, though.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 10:55 PM

Their names are Frank and Jesse. Guess who they're named after?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 10:55 PM

LOL!! I can't brlirvr yhat they have a bathroom joke I didn't already know!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Oct 10 - 11:21 AM

Those bad boys, Frank and Jesse James, mayhap?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 10 - 11:25 AM

The oldest is named Orrin Porter....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 10 - 05:55 PM

Eiseley's gone. She was right here, talking about some paper she has due, and she vanished. I think it all finally got to her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Oct 10 - 06:47 PM

When papers are due, grad students get just a little crazy. Best to give them lots of space and few interruptions.


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