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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Little Hawk 15 Jul 11 - 10:38 AM
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Acme 15 Jul 11 - 10:55 AM
Little Hawk 15 Jul 11 - 11:02 AM
Amos 15 Jul 11 - 01:52 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 10:38 AM

It's a new convention that she adopted awhile back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 10:40 AM

Oh, okay.

Rapparee1


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 10:55 AM

Look out!

Incoming HTML!!!



Rapparee1


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 11:02 AM

Gad!!! Almost as terrifying as watching the remorseless, unstoppable, 3 mile an hour advance of the Tobonga!!!!!!! (from the movie "From Hell It Came")


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 01:52 PM

What is this--Pedants Foot-note disease?


There's a powder for that; perhaps you should take it?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 01:56 PM

Better than the 30mph toboggan.

A real one hurts worse than the aluminum ones.

Amos... a toboggan is essentially a wide ski with a large curl on the front end that you sit on and slide down a hill when there is snow on the hill. Google snow and you got it eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 02:36 PM

You can also use it on sand, but not for long.

Rapparee2


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 07:58 PM

Benn there, slid that. I see Rapparee has migrated to exponents now. Why would he try to gild the lily by squaring himself?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 08:22 PM

Be glad that he hasn't cubed himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 08:50 PM

I am, I am. But two wrongs don't male a right, nor a square six times, a cube.

He gets it from his grandfather's side of the family; he was a diehard drinking man they called "Cube O'Libre", half Spanish and half dark rum. Notorious for using large imponderable books with fancy bindings to seduce the ladies back when Tampa was in its heyday, black cigars, brown dancing girls, and dark rum the key to all his successes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 09:35 PM

Huh? Both of my grandfathers were named Edward with a surname. Sometimes they'd drink a little whiskey, but mostly beer (being of good German descent). One grand mother was named Clara and the other Mary. My mother was named Esther, my father Ralph.

I think Amos is on some sort of SoCal herb....


Rapparee3


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 10:25 AM

I knew I could bring it out in hiom. He gone done an' cubed himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 10:31 AM

MOM, you left dirty dishes in the sink overnight and the ants swarmed in and carried off plates and cutlery. You got at least lock it in the dishwasher so it stays put.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 10:54 AM

Oh dear! Rapparee cubed. Will the world survive it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 11:14 AM

Cubed? I don't think they'd eat it, if that's what you have in mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 12:01 PM

If a * is good enough for "Bad Penny" Rutledge a superscript number is good enough for me.

Rapparee4


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 05:03 PM

I can match all of them with a simple abstraction, sirrah.

A(n+1)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 06:42 PM

Hah!

Rapparee∞+1


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 07:02 PM

See my earlier remark.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 07:24 PM

Oh, yeah? Try this!

!!!!!!!!***** Little Hawk *****!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 07:31 PM

Youse are a bunch of asymptotes!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 09:45 PM

Hey, I go a message to forward!

From Eiseley, who is camping in the mountains:

"Tell Mom I said hello."



Rapparee √-1


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 11:49 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 09:56 AM

Good morning, Mom!! I was up late having a fine dinner with friends at the Rock Brewery up in Escondido. The red-pepper soup was delectable and the beer was first-rate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 11:53 AM

You'd have had an even better time if Chongo had been invited.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 12:55 PM

Assuming he had accepted the invitation...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 01:14 PM

Some like it hot, hot, hot...

But I don't so I am staying inside with both AC's (just for your A) cranked and watching the World Cup. GO USA!!!

I've got a 12 and a 13, both portables, one in my office hardpiped (well, plastic hose) to the set tub in the cellar, one dripless in the dining room, and they keep the place chilly until we have at least several days in a row of temps of 35 daytime and 20 at night which hasn't happened yet this year, thank goodness.

After the winter we had, we deserve a break with high summer not being as high as usual. last year, we had no spring. It went from winter to nasty hot in a day early on and it stayed hot until mid-fall... Mum didn't get out of her house except to grab the newspaper from the mailbox next to her back door a half dozen days. Of course, twere'nt near as bad as that there Texan had it last summer but you know them there Texans always do things in a BIG way.

Speakin a that there Texan, how's yer tamaters this year anyways eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 01:17 PM

Yo. SRS. You musta been sendin brains waves about the heat on accounta I just read yer garden reports on t'other thread. Sounds awful! Maybe ya need a portable AC in the garden.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 03:47 PM

I need to transport my property to the Pacific Northwest, preferably somewhere about 50 miles north of Seattle on Puget Sound. As a North Texas resident I am about completely melted from this heat. My garden is struggling - the idea with keeping it alive now is that when it cools in the fall I will get tomatoes and such. Right now everything is just miserable. All next week the forecast is the same - the highs range from 100 - 102.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 04:42 PM

Do what Chongo would do...

1. Get mad about it!
2. Threaten to shoot the weatherman if things don't improve!
3. Blast off a few rounds into the unresponding sky!
4. Say "Oh, the hell with it!" and have another glass of whisky.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 06:16 PM

Rinse and repeat.

Stilly:

STart sending out your resume, cookie!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 07:08 PM

If it were only so easy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 09:33 PM

Gee, the 89F temp this afternoon (12.9% humidity) with a bit of a breeze felt great as we were eating dinner on the back deck. Garden is doing okay, too, but I've got a lot of transplants and I worry about them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 12:30 AM

Home now from the mountains where it was so cool that I needed a sweater and the campfire felt really nice. All day it was pleasant in the sun, and when that got too hot, I would move to the shade until that got too cold. We hiked around a lovely lake and saw deer and moose and many, many squirrels.

My youngest son came up to me and whispered, "Come with me, Mom, I think we've found some gold. Shhhh." I walked with him to a little stream where he and two cousins had discovered sparkling flakes of mica. We panned for awhile, but when there were no nuggets to be found, we moved on to other activities.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 12:37 AM

Folks, you should know that the real reason Eiseley was "camping" in the mountains was because The Law was after her. Seems like she couldn't account for her being in a bank at the same time it was robbed and why the note was in her handwriting. But the FBI gave up the search when they found she was riding with a tough gang -- her three sons. Out here they're called "Ma Eiseley's Boys" and they are mean and tough. The oldest escaped from jail about a month ago by biting through the bars, the youngest drinks a quart of whiskey and chews an entire plug of tobacco before breakfast. Naturally, their mom makes them each shoot someone -- the Old West "Man For Breakfast" tradition, you know -- before any of them ca


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 12:41 AM

Shane must've finally made his move! Rapparee got shut up in mid-word.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 12:41 AM

That's not true. None of it. Please tell her that you don't believe it. She's outside my house, a noose in one hand and a sawed-off shotgun in the other.

She was at a Church Camp, teaching basket weaving to little girls. Or something. Something innocent and innocuous. All of her boys are neat, "A" students, well dressed, polite, and little gentlemen.

Really.

Please don't let her hurt me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 08:58 AM

Mwaaa-ha ha ha ha!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 09:05 AM

Is that funny little light I see a mote on the camera lens, or is it a glint in Ma Eiseley's eye? I'd stay hunkered down below the level of the window sills for a while longer if I were you, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 09:49 AM

The terror of the Northwest Middle sort of area rides again!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 10:29 AM

There are three dead men in the street. I guess her sons have had their breakfast now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 01:33 PM

Carbon dioxide, a covelently bonded molecule, constitutes about .039% of the atmosphere, less than 400 ppm by volume. The entire atmosphere contains 3.16x10^15 kilograms of the stuff. So what would it take to drag it out of atmosphere and convert it, say, to reels and reels of carbon-fiber monofilament for use in construction and manufacturing? We are not all that far away from the kind of molecular manipulation needed to do this on an industrial scale, and it would reset the imbalance of anthropogenic greenhouse effect to a merked degree. Probably netter than killing all those pine trees to make cheap 2x4s out of. I dunno...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 05:57 PM

I'll let you all in on a well-kept secret. The best cheddar cheese in the world comes from just west of where Rap is living. My brother sent a can (yes, a can) of aged cheddar cheese at xmas last year and I only now opened it. 30 ounces is a fair amount of cheese and I waited till I thought I'd have a few people around to help eat it. Cougar Gold Aged Cheddar Cheese has to be shipped cold-pack right now, but I'm telling you, this is like the sharpest crumbliest sharp white New York Cheddar you've ever tasted. Break out the toaster oven, MOM, I'm going to make some open-face grilled cheese sandwiches!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 06:01 PM

I'd rather eat belly button lint.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 06:34 PM

Not a problem, LH. Let's all save belly button lint and send it to LH for Christmas! We wouldn't want him to go hungry, would we?

By the way, some of the best blue cheese I've ever eaten I bought earlier this summer from a stall at our local farmer's market. The place was called "Shepherd's Cheese" and was made from ewe's milk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 07:11 PM

I have NO parotid gland on the left side and one third of a parotid on the right side (the right side was a cell phone induced tumour). Talk cheese and my cheeks suck up in pain. When I walk by the cheese in the grocery store, same thing.

Oh, cheeses keeeeriste I love you my cheddar dearest but I can't even bear your memory!

Beware the cheese. Too much will mess you up.... 5:45h on the operating table the last time. All for the love of (too much) cheese.

Hey, you ever see my chipmunk pics? Cheeeeeses they are nasty!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 07:48 PM

Look at the birdie and say, "Cheese!" (Or "sex". Or "sex and cheese." Whatever.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 07:50 PM

We asked him about that and he says the restaurants object to the cost of the broken dishes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 11:22 PM

There is no referent for my last post. Just forget it. It is NOT a coded message. No sir!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jul 11 - 09:46 AM

What? Am I the only person who still loves his Mother?


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