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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST 12 Apr 04 - 12:15 PM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 12:13 PM
CarolC 12 Apr 04 - 12:10 PM
GUEST 12 Apr 04 - 11:48 AM
GUEST 12 Apr 04 - 11:42 AM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 11:28 AM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 11:17 AM
GUEST,MMario 12 Apr 04 - 11:05 AM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 04 - 11:01 AM
Acme 12 Apr 04 - 10:54 AM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 09:30 AM
GUEST,MMario 12 Apr 04 - 09:15 AM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 09:03 AM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 08:11 AM
CarolC 12 Apr 04 - 12:38 AM
Amos 11 Apr 04 - 11:03 PM
Rapparee 11 Apr 04 - 08:44 PM
Little Hawk 11 Apr 04 - 08:36 PM
Amos 11 Apr 04 - 07:05 PM
GUEST,Shlio 11 Apr 04 - 06:16 PM
Rapparee 11 Apr 04 - 10:15 AM
Little Hawk 10 Apr 04 - 05:11 PM
GUEST,Shlio 10 Apr 04 - 04:06 PM
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Little Hawk 09 Apr 04 - 03:50 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:15 PM

let the Mother of all BS rise again!

rise again!

rise again!

That this thread not be lost to the knowledge of men...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:13 PM

LOL!!

Well, maybe the world is going mad around me as a result of projection, I suppose...

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:10 PM

No Amos, at least the third... maybe even the fourth. They say it's never too late to have a happy childhood.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:48 AM

faux-bics

Hop on Pop.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:42 AM

dammit MOM ! Stop letting the FO-BICS and pops walk all over you! Stay on top!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:28 AM

Ol' Pete's got hisself a new set a longies now. While he was flounderin' in the warm water (water's something Pete ain't had a lot of acquaintance with), his old suit took off. Last seen it was runnin' off t'wards the Teton Mountains, screaming "Sasquatch, My Love! 'Tis I, come at last!"

Some of the Legionnaires took a shot at it, but we couldn't tell if they hit it or not 'cause of all the holes already in it. Mostly they jist let it be, 'cause they didn't want to cross up True Love.

After we pulled Pete out, we found that he was plumb skinny! And he still had his nose! Shucks, we thought he'd got his nose bit off in a fight years back, and there wasn't one of us didn't know that 237 pounds of him'd wash right off.

'Course, the tree huggers got after Pete fer pollutin' the Port Neuf River, but he jist ask 'em "How kin ya tell?" and they backed right off. Faucet water does taste a bit funny right now, though, them that drink it says.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:17 AM

No hot poppa suit in the world can stop the White Plague, Little Eagle! It is manifest destiny! Only the Great Spirit knows where all this is leading. Let us pray it is not to Idaho.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:05 AM

I hear tell that in some cases it was more a HAZMAT procedure - environmental clean-up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:01 AM

Indians used to kill people like the Idaho Legion just in order to clean up and beautify the environment. It was a patriotic act.


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Subject: Big Momma MOAB
From: Acme
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 10:54 AM

It's about that time of year in Idaho when he can take off the long underwear for the season. I suggest you not try to wash it--proceed directly to a decent burial for the poor garment. Order him a new one out of the Sears catalog. They come in two pieces now, tops and bottoms. (The sox are extra).

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 09:30 AM

No, most folks forgit why it was they joined. Likker, fornicatin', plunderin', and such-like stuff kin do that to a feller. Lots of Legionnaires have only their horses and other Legionnaires as friends, after a while, and them at a distance: bathin' aren't real big in the Legion (sorta a mollycoddle, townie, dude kinda thing), and Legionnaires tend to sit upwind from one another; the horses move upwind from everybody.

Sometimes it gits pretty bad. Saturday jist past, we had ta toss ol' Siff Pete into the warm springs at Lava after we'd found that his Winchester, two Colts, a saddle, a derringer, his long underwear, and his two Bowie knives had all moved upwind of him. Even then it wouldn'ta been too bad, but ol' Pete'd been wearing that long handled underwear straight through the last two winters.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 09:15 AM

The Idaho Legion - ssorta like the French Foreign Legion - only people join the Idaho Legion so they can remember stuff. An antidote to CRS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 09:03 AM

Heck no! Them's my official titles and things in the Idaho Legion. I just speak for the Legion, too. If you want to call Big Momma MOAB something else, that's okay -- as long as you're not in Idaho when you do it.

If you do it in Idaho, you'll have to answer to The Legion and the penalty is gruesome beyond all comprehension.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 08:11 AM

Carol!!

What is this? Second childhood? :>))

The world is going mad around me. WHy is that, I wonder?


AS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:38 AM

Peekaboo, I see you...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 11:03 PM

Jeezeus -- Rapire is developinghis own personal Khandu Khomplex!!! Anyone got that German fella's phone number?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 08:44 PM

Hencefore, this thread shall no longer be known simply as MOAB, but in honor of Amos' observation that it is close to "being equal to all the rest of the Mudcat prior to 1999 combined", I, The Commandant Generalissimo, Head Wrangler, and Top Hand of the Idaho Legion declare that from this day and moment forward, for all time, this thread will be known to all and sundry as

“Big Momma MOAB”



Let my will be done!!

And I add the traditional Idahoan refrain, "An' iffen ya don't like it, ya kin jist kiss off, ya little crumb o' cowpie!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 08:36 PM

You can't be serious.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 07:05 PM

Howzzat then, Shlio? This is getting closer to being equal to all the rest of the Mudcat prior to 1999 combined!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 06:16 PM

Naw - ya wanna talk to brucie about cats.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 10:15 AM

Happy Easter, Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 05:11 PM

That sounds vaguely suggestive.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 04:06 PM

Just returned from a week in Yorkshire.

What a relief to be back on the Cat


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 04:03 PM

TWO thousand
FIVE hundred and
FIFTY!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 03:52 PM

SRS: Ooooh, I knew that, I was just flatterin' ya!! :>))

LH: Ohhh, I knew that, too, but I figgered you wuz good for a wee dustup, eh??

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 03:18 PM

No of course they're not really me! I wish!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 02:22 PM

I just can't resist insulting people in French.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 02:12 PM

SRS, my profound apologies!! I hadn't realized those photos really were of you!! I am awestruck!! Mea culpa!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 01:50 PM

Speak for yourself, Amos! It wasn't too long ago I was in that kind of shape. Foot surgery slowed me down and added some pounds. My goal is to lose those pounds by this year's birthday (50th). This is not an impossible goal, I assure you! Just revisit this thread. The rich and famous don't corner the market on trim and healthy physiques! They probably keep that way by paying someone to do their house and yard work then going to the gym, while I cut out the middle man--my routine is to mow my own lawn, do a lot of heavy lifting in the yard and house. Elle Macphearson, eat your heart out! (Little Hawk won't be posting insults about my underwear, either!)

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 12:51 AM

SRS,

I believe that those photos do not fairly represent the virtue of exercise for members of our generation; rather, they represent the virtues of offspring! Namely, being the offspring of our generation!! Eother that or someone really did learn to run the old time stream in reverse!

But thank you for providing me with such a sharp blast of high-temperature steam!! LOL!


And as for your protestations, Msr 'Awk, like the Vichy, it is trop peu, trop tard!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 12:06 AM

It's a mistranslation! What I said (in French) was "silly underwear".

This is an important difference. I would never call Amos's underwear stupid.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 11:52 PM

Trying to inspire myself to get out and do more yard work. Exercise does pay off, n'est pas?

(just guessing at the French, small potatoes in the big league, to mix a few metaphors)



SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 11:19 PM

Mag, honey, are all them degrees going to yore head? You been hanging out with Republicans? I'll have some of whatever your having, in any case! LOL!!! Excuse me while I add "brown paper bags" to the shopping list -- what Thurber called the container within the thing contained..sheeshe!! Someone leave the furnace on?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 11:00 PM

This is my Pacific Northwest persona. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 10:57 PM

I can see where's you'd need to put saomething on in order to get anything done, SRS -- in my case, it would be a brown paper bag over my head!!

I think I like your Italian doppelganger better than your Pacific Northwest one!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 10:45 PM

Bee-Dubya-Ell, the difference is when I'm not on the computer, I dress similarly to you in that photo above.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 06:38 PM

Whoa is right Little Hawk. What was I thinking when I wrote that extra little note to Bee-dubya-ell? I want to apologize for that Bee-Dubya, although I confess I still need to, not only work on my manners, but also my html skills.

As for dealing with Little Hawk saying Amos has stupid underwear, I am shocked and appalled at such an attitude. Hell, while I was in the act of licking Amos's webbed toes, I managed a look up and saw his underwear weren't stupid at all. They actually looked very intellectual to me!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 05:14 PM

Les flics? Dis, donc, ou as-tu appris parler l'apache, alors?

Fromagez-le!! Les Flics!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Sans-Culottes
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 04:43 PM

French I try not to speak because it is the language of royalty, and all royalty should be killed by the people. Kings and queens are the worst things for people and so are priests and bishops and popes. People should share their things equally because all people are equal. People should be free and equal, liberte et egalitie. Khandu is a king, so Khandu should be chopped off. Also queens and all royalty. And all priests should be made to work as the peasants have to work.

Vive Marat!

Vive la Revolucion!

Vive Guevara!

Vive Tom Paine!

A bas les Presidentes, les flics, les eglises!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 03:50 PM

Gosh. It sounds even better in English.

A field of honour? How about the polo field at the WSSBA? I will try to get some jpegs soon.

Meanwhile, let's wait for the suggestions to come in...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 03:45 PM

Just so everyone knows where he stands, here is what Little Hawk's somewhat lame and mechanistic French says:

"I have a very low opinion of your stupid underwear. Your face is just like the back end of an old horse. I wish you would be thrown from a high window and trampled at the same time by a horde of Irish shrews! Go, be isolated with you!!"

Obviously his feelings are outstripping his capacity for composition, but you can get the general idea.

I open it to public MOAB opinion as to how I should take this kind of abuse. There are several possible approaches, one of which is to offer to meet Little Hawk on the field of honor, if he can find it. But perhaps he did not mean it? Or I could get a more subtle revenge by having Liebenscheiss give him a wrong diagnosis for a few months. Hmmmmm. Latent Lesbianism as a sequel to pre-natal exposure to undressed salads.... Ja! Ja!

Suggestions?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 02:40 PM

French. It's such an expressive language... :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 02:21 PM

Amos: J'ai une opinion très basse de vos sous-vêtements idiots. Votre visage ressemble également à l'extrémité arrière d'un vieux cheval. Il est mon désir que vous devriez être jeté hors d'une haute fenêtre et être piétiné au moment par des viragos d'Irish! Soyez isolé avec vous!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 01:47 PM

BOSEG is an acronym for a

Big Old Shit-Eatin' Grin,

pal!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 01:21 PM

Nous n'utilson plus la guillotine , mon vieux. Si quelqu'un nous donneoffense, nous les fermons juste à clef dans la salle de causerie avec Teribus et Doug R jusqu'à ce qu'ils prient pour la chance de reformer!

Et, en plus, ou as-tu perdus tes culottes, petit mechant??

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Sans-Culottes
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 01:07 PM

Why are you so unkind to your bonne mama? MOAB leads all! Your mother you must be kind to! She does not need a King, the Kings should all be sent to the guillotine! People and Mothers were born free and should be free from Kings and Priests and Popes and Bishops!

Vive la France!

Vive Marat!

A bas La Bastille!

A morte le Roi! Khandu a la guillotine!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 01:01 PM

G'wan! What is BOSEG? A Polish radio station?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 12:59 PM

Aw, LH, yer just jealous, right?

[BOSEG]

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 12:53 PM

Whoa!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 11:04 AM

Awww, dang, and also blush and sheesh, sweetie!! LOL!! I am not fit material for Kinging, but yer gonna get me all wound up talking like that!

An' you know we-all love it.

A


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