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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rustic Rebel 08 Jul 03 - 10:16 PM
Rapparee 08 Jul 03 - 08:07 AM
CarolC 07 Jul 03 - 08:31 PM
Rapparee 07 Jul 03 - 08:21 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Jul 03 - 07:02 PM
Rapparee 06 Jul 03 - 01:00 PM
GUEST 06 Jul 03 - 06:36 AM
C-flat 06 Jul 03 - 05:53 AM
Amos 06 Jul 03 - 01:22 AM
Little Hawk 06 Jul 03 - 12:46 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Jul 03 - 09:19 PM
GUEST,Bubba Bubba 05 Jul 03 - 08:45 PM
Tweed 05 Jul 03 - 03:24 PM
Rapparee 05 Jul 03 - 02:00 PM
Little Hawk 05 Jul 03 - 12:22 PM
Rapparee 05 Jul 03 - 10:38 AM
Little Hawk 05 Jul 03 - 12:54 AM
Rapparee 04 Jul 03 - 05:43 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 04 Jul 03 - 01:36 PM
Rapparee 04 Jul 03 - 12:38 PM
Little Hawk 04 Jul 03 - 12:08 PM
Rapparee 04 Jul 03 - 10:32 AM
Rapparee 03 Jul 03 - 08:39 PM
Kim C 03 Jul 03 - 01:22 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Jul 03 - 01:18 PM
Rapparee 03 Jul 03 - 09:12 AM
the lemonade lady 03 Jul 03 - 08:29 AM
Tweed 03 Jul 03 - 06:58 AM
the lemonade lady 03 Jul 03 - 05:57 AM
Rapparee 02 Jul 03 - 09:59 PM
Little Hawk 02 Jul 03 - 09:53 PM
Rapparee 02 Jul 03 - 09:22 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Jul 03 - 08:59 PM
Rapparee 02 Jul 03 - 05:16 PM
Little Hawk 02 Jul 03 - 01:11 PM
Rapparee 02 Jul 03 - 08:48 AM
Rustic Rebel 01 Jul 03 - 11:23 PM
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Little Hawk 01 Jul 03 - 12:18 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Jun 03 - 10:43 PM
Amos 30 Jun 03 - 10:24 PM
Rustic Rebel 30 Jun 03 - 09:50 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Jun 03 - 02:16 AM
Little Hawk 30 Jun 03 - 12:30 AM
Rapparee 29 Jun 03 - 07:07 PM
CarolC 28 Jun 03 - 11:06 PM
GUEST,Spock 28 Jun 03 - 09:06 PM
Little Hawk 28 Jun 03 - 02:23 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 10:16 PM

I like the sound of participle,
it kind of rhymes with kiss my nipple,
while drinking Boon's Farm apple ripple,
or tequila and plum done in triple.

It's got the word party in it,
which makes me think it all will fit.
Maybe I'll name my thingy- Participle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 08:07 AM

I think that perhaps I can give you a definite answer on that, if you will allow me time to think about it. But then again, I don't know -- it's not the sort of thing you want to rush right into, you know. On the other hand, we shouldn't shilly-shally in a matter of such importance. Nonetheless, it does require study and consideration. I'll check with my supervisors when they return; maybe they'll set up a committee to discuss it and prepare an action paper. In the meantime, for God's sakes don't DO anything!

There, that's decided.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 08:31 PM

-OR-

You could go check out this thread I started today...

On the road with JtS & CarolC


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 08:21 PM

Well, yes and no.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 07:02 PM

Well, it finally happened. The MOAB was not refreshed before it fell off the page! 'Taint my fault. I was out tryin' to make a livin' and haven't even had the 'puter on since Saturday night.

Now, the question becomes, "Is it really a priority anyway? Wouldn't it be more in keeping with the essential MOABness of the thing to just know that it's available for when a weird-ass goofy thought says, 'I belong on the MOAB' instead of feeling compelled to post to it daily?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 01:00 PM

Speaking of 666, did you know that US Highway 666, which used to run right through the heart of Navaho country, has been renumbered as US Highway 491? Apparently because of public pressure.... Talk about stupidly silly!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 06:36 AM

I'm so glad I didn't add post number 666 to this thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: C-flat
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 05:53 AM

gerunding?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 01:22 AM

A gerund is a noun formed from a verb. To make a gerund, you add "-ing" to the verb, just as with a present participle. The fundamental difference is that a gerund is a noun, while a participle is an adjective:

gerund

I enjoy running. ("Running" is a noun acting as the direct object of the verb "enjoy.")

participle

Stay away from running water. ("Running" is an adjective modifying the noun "water".)

Rumpus room is a construction in which a noun (rumpus) is serving as an adjective to modify the noun "room" exactly as in -- for example -- "coal mine" and "dog house". In the expression "dog collar" is an adjective.

All clear?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 12:46 AM

Right. So what's the rumpus?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 09:19 PM

...quarreling English majors...????

What else has the Mudcat ever been about? Face it, probably half of us were English majors. How come else you think we write so good? Onliest thing more useless than a English major is a English major that went and turned into a folk musician.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bubba Bubba
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 08:45 PM

Oh, Tweed honey, don't use no DEET! It makes me itch. Of course, you do too, but in a different way.

Debbie Earl says to say hi, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 03:24 PM

WOE,WOE UNTO US ALL......MOAB is lost to quarreling English majors....Where iz ar King, Master of all things ridicamuss, Royal Rumpusser and Lord of All Household Cleansing Powders and Chlorine Toilet and Urinal Cakes.
Gone are the days of complete chaos and gibberish in MOAB. I weep bitter tears into my tattered sleeve, my dog howls at the quarter sticks of TNT that the immigrants next door are igniting, and a mosquito has found it's way to my armpit. Where is our King? Where is the DEET and how will I ever know how much to apply?

Pore Rattled,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 02:00 PM

Why not? People are verbing nouns all the time, summiting their endeavors and paradigming themselves into all sorts of shapes.

It's one of the curses and joys of English that different parts of speech can modify one another: running faucet, f***ing football, dying cowboy are all examples of verbs modifying nouns. Even nouns modify nouns, and with interesting results: a house cat is not the same as a cat house, for instance. And you can get stuff like "the house cat was out cattin' around the cat house" and it makes sense.

Besides, I agree with The Caterpillar that Alice met.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 12:22 PM

You can't call a noun an adjective just because you are using it to qualify another noun. Is dog an adjective when you say "dog collar"? What's the rumpus?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 10:38 AM

LH, there is also "rumpus room," where the word is used as an adjective -- and for the life of me I can't think to the correct term for this usage. It's not a gerund or an adverbial. Ah well, I don't use no grammar anyhow these days because nobody else does either.

Mentally playing with words, I've come up with "grampus bumpass rumpus" and I'm not going to think about that any more because the mental picture is too disturbing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 12:54 AM

"Rumpus" is a noun. It means a disturbance, a kerfuffle, some excitement, a noisy altercation, that sort of thing. I found out by watching the movie "Miller's Crossing" that there was a time when mobsters were fond of saying "What's the rumpus?" I believe that time was in the 30's...the glorious era of prohibition and the Thompson submachine gun. It may have been in the 20's too.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 05:43 PM

Is it possible, then, that the metamorphed Gregor Samsa was actually eaten by one of his own relatives, the one who passed alone the chicken gene to Max?

I'm just a shy, retiring kid from the Great Midwest and have so much to learn and so many questions.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 01:36 PM

Sorry, Rapaire, but you're wrong about the real ending to "Where the Wild Things Are."

One little known point about "Where the Wild Things Are" is that Max's last name is Samsa. That's right, as in "Gregor Samsa" of Kafka's "Metamorphosis" fame. It seems that the propensity toward waking one fine morning to find that one has been transformed into a distinctly non-human creature of some sort is a family trait in the Samsa clan. The very next morning after the events of "Where the Wild Things Are" Max awoke to find himself transformed into a giant chicken. This was way to much for the wild things. Max-as-human was able to escape them, but Max-as-white-leghorn was, sadly, not. Ain't nothin' wild things likes more than fried chicken. They jus' gotta have it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 12:38 PM

All I can find about the word "rumpus" is that the origin is unknown and that the first use was about 1764. I doubt that it's Latin, though...and it's certainly not a verb.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 12:08 PM

Shee, shy, sheiss, shorum, sharum, shorum, shees, shaas, shy, sho, sha, sho. Shic, sheic, shoc, shuius, shuius, shuius, shos, shaas, shy.

Sho what? (I took Latin too)

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 10:32 AM

Rumpus: Lat.,v., to rump.

Declined:

Rumpus
Rumpi
Rumpo
Rumpum
Rumpo

Rumpi
Rumporum
Rumpis
Rumpos
Rumpis


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 08:39 PM

"...His mother found his body later, and it was still warm."

The real ending to "Where the Wild Things Are."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Kim C
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 01:22 PM

Let the wild rumpus start.

(okay, so I'm a little late in the game...)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 01:18 PM

My Dear Ms Lemon,

Thank you ever so much for pointing out the one serious weakness in this otherwise perfect work of art, The Mother of All BS Threads. I will personally endeavor to rectify the situation and see to it that the MOAB is indexed, cross-indexed and fully annotated with with extensive bibliography and complete footnotes.

Then again, maybe I won't.

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 09:12 AM

Ms Lemon,

I suspect that any direction you run will bring you right back here, since once you have found MOAB, you cannot escape. CANNOT. You and MOAB are bound together, inseperable, a Unity, destined to remain such forever and beyond.

Welcome. Come, join us. Don't be afraid. You don't have a choice now anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: the lemonade lady
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 08:29 AM

Ok I've got my coat, now which way do I go?

#8-0

Sal


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 06:58 AM

Pore Mz. Lemon,
There iz nothing in this entire 646 message pile of crap that you would ever want to find again. Run for it dear Lady afore you start talking even worse nonsense! ;~)

Yerz,
Tweed
KOTROT and Duc D'Earl


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: the lemonade lady
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 05:57 AM

I just wanted to add my name to this list, because I didn't want to be the only one not on it!

Just a little thought, and I dare say someone, somewhere in this MoaBSt's, has probably asked this before, but, if the threads aren't all split up, how would I be able find one 'thing' in particular?

Sal


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 09:59 PM

Indeed, this is the Finnegan's Wake of BS threads, perhaps even the Recherche du Temps Perdu of the Finnegan's Wake of BS threads. Perhaps again, Kafka might be more to the point.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 09:53 PM

This thread is lurching into new and unclaimed territory like a drunken rottweiler hot on the heels of a squealing pig careening into the midst of an Italian wedding ceremony. Quo vadis? Que pasa? What's the rumpus?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 09:22 PM

Well, the most sordid part of the whole story is that Gyp ended up being the mother of a whole litter of cross-bred pups. We kids just called 'em "those weird puppies," but the adults about had a conniption trying to figger out what to call 'em. Since the mother was a cocker spaniel and the father a four-string banjo, some folks called 'em "spanbans" and others "ban cocks" (which caused confusion with the capitol of Thailand and which led to a riot because some of the neighborhood men, who, because of a lack of water [for their whisky or whiskey] weren't hearing too well thought there was afoot what we today might call a "Lorena Bobbit Fan Club" and they went around stealing metal trash can lids and bending them into the shape of metal diapers and then wearing them until finally the police came and calmed things down to the usual loud uproar and middlin' chaos that was the norm) and other "four cockers" (which led to a mass of male feelings of inadequacy for blocks around) and still others "spanjos," which was probably the best name for them because eventually their owner reconciled himself to them and took them on the road, where the little pups made melody (?) by holding their tails upright and crawling all over each other as puppies do; this was fine until they got older and started fighting amongst themselves, which led to the music being called "a cross between a quintet of untuned alien stringed instruments and a helluva good dog fight in the orchestra pit."

I hope that this clears everything up adequately.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 08:59 PM

Copulating with a banjo is not an unnatural act. In fact, banjos are in a state of perpetual copulation! Being-in-the-act-of-copulation is the banjo's most natural state! Just ask any banjo player how many times he has been told to, "Put that fucking banjo in the case and go to bed!" The only time banjo copulation might be construed as unnatural is when one is told to, "Stick that fucking banjo up your ass!" and even that's really just a matter of preference, isn't it?

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 05:16 PM

Gypsy Woman (we called her "Gyp") tried to copulate with your leg. Right or left, it didn't matter. Or a wooden one. She was caught with a banjo once, and for THAT she was banished to the shed for a month! Her owner said that there "wuznt gonna be none of that, that, onnatoorel stuff round here!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 01:11 PM

I don't find cocker spaniels very lovable at all, come to think of it. They are usually half-wits who attempt to copulate with inanimate objects. Gypsy women, on the other hand, are definitely worth having in a community.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 08:48 AM

I remember the Gypsy Woman from my youth. Lived two houses down. Wild, she was, with her black hair tossing in the breeze or flowing with every step she took. All the young men wanted to play with her and did; I certainly wasn't alone in her affections. And then came the terrible day when she was struck and killed by a car. I think that every male of whatever age for blocks and blocks around was in tears, and I'm certain that the local tavern did a roaring business in lieu of a formal wake. Seldom was there a cocker spaniel who was so well and so widely loved as the Gypsy Woman.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 01 Jul 03 - 11:23 PM

Well hell, that didn't work like it was supposed to! I had some pretty cool photos of the gypsys but it must have been a gypsy ghost (or something) stopping it from happening!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 01 Jul 03 - 11:14 PM

I heard the children from the gypsy camp, right beside my own.
The sweet sounds of the candybox violins wafted in the wind.
I could hear a woman singing, My name is Gipsy Rose
and the sound of thosegypsy violins sounded off the crows.
Then I heard a commotion, and the harp player stopped playing his tune,
the police busted up the party, and the music was over too soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jul 03 - 12:18 AM

Gypsies are a powerful romantic symbol in western civilization, and thus have made a great contribution for which we can all be grateful.

I met one woman who certainly fit my expectations of a gypsy girl. She also had a boyfriend who fit my expectations of an outlaw biker. I admired her discreetly from a distance.

It wouldn't have worked anyway. She smokes like a chimney, and could chew me up and spit me out and barely even notice, I suspect. Good thing that boyfriend was around to keep me sensible. :-)

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 10:43 PM

I RECALL A GYPSY WOMAN

Silver coins that jingle jangle
Fancy shoes that dance in time
Oh the secrets of her dark eyes,
They did sing a gypsy rhyme

Yellow clover in tangled blossoms
In a meadow silky green
Where she held me to her bosom,
Just a boy of seventeen

CHORUS:
I recall a gypsy woman
Silver spangles in her eyes
Ivory skin against the moonlight
And the taste of life's sweet wine

Soft breezes blow from fragrant meadows
And stir the darkness in my mind
Oh gentle woman you sleep beside me
Little know who haunts my mind

Gypsy lady I hear your laughter
And it dances in my head
While my tender wife and babies
Slumber softly in their beds


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 10:24 PM

What this thread needs is a real gypsy woman. But I can't offer mine -- she's tole me once, and I do NOT want her to have to tell me twice!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 09:50 PM

Yes, I do believe he used the word crikey. Does that mean your right in tune with Spock, LH when you said, "Crickey, I lost my mojo"?
I'm glad I still have my mojo workin', it wears me out but it hasn't left me yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 02:16 AM

Crikey? Did Little Hawk actually use the word "crikey"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 12:30 AM

"Crikey, I've lost my mojo!" (love that line)

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 03 - 07:07 PM

I probably shouldn't mention this, so I won't.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 28 Jun 03 - 11:06 PM

Oh YES it does, Spock baby!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Spock
Date: 28 Jun 03 - 09:06 PM

Fascinating.

I got my mojo working but it just don't work on you.

Spock


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jun 03 - 02:23 PM

Oh! Oh! A direct posting from the Shatman (gasp!). Oh, Mr Shatner, I can only say that I bask in the warmth of your approval! Yes, indeed, and I should not have neglected to mention those commercials, which are incomparable examples of, of...well, words fail me to describe it.

Now here's a Star Trek scene coming to me...

(We are on the bridge of the original Enterprise, complete with cardboard bulkheads and little lighted diode thingies that blink on and off and make little "boop" sounds. Spock has just returned from a fact-finding mission to Megavulva 9, the mysterious planet of alien barhostesses. He is looking very, very grave...)

Kirk: "What's wrong, Mr Spock?"

Bones: "Yes, Spock...you do look a litte green around the gills." (winks at the Captain)

Spock: "It's quite intriguing, Captain. I seem to have...lost my mojo."   

(Kirk looks very shocked and raises his eyebrows. Bones pops his left eyebrow up so high that it vanishes offscreen.)

Kirk: "How did it happen, Mr Spock?!"

Spock: "That is the strangest part of all, Captain. I recall nothing out of the ordinary happening whatsoever following my introduction to the alien barhostesses national curling team in their dressing rooms, but my mojo is definitely gone."

Bones: "Call me insensitive, but I didn't even know you had one."

Spock: "Doctor McCoy, these sort of intemperate personal remarks do not serve you well."

Kirk (grinning): "Well, don't look at me. I haven't got it." (turns decisively to anonymous crewmember in red pattern uniform) "Ensign Rogers! I...want you to prepare an away team...to beam down there at once, and...find Mr Spock's mojo! I...will accompany the away team, of course. I...intend to get to the bottom of this!"

Ensign Rogers (formerly anonymous crewmember in red pattern uniform):
"Aye, sir!" (turns away toward camera, sweating profusely, and agonizes underneath his breath) "I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die..."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Jun 03 - 02:17 AM

Thank you Mr. Shatner. I believe you have cleared up my problem. As I reflect on it, I'm sure that the bass player in that band was from Ralpha-Beta One. As the female denizens of that backward planet are known to have strong psychic abilities she must have put some Ralpha-Beta One mojo on us that makes us confuse past present and future. As this current episode of temporal distortion is the first of which I am aware, it appears that said mojo has a recurring thirteen-year cycle. It is entirely possible I will be flummoxed again in 2016.   

It also explains some peculiarities about the bass player herself. Like why she always wore those funny gloves with the ends of the fingers missing. She could fold up all those extra digits and stuff them inside the gloves and nobody would ever notice that she really had 17 fingers on each hand. It might also go a long way toward explaining why she was so fond of her bass and had given it a guy's name. It wasn't really a bass fiddle at all! It was a Ralpha-Beta One male. They are known to undergo metamorphosis several times during their life cycles, and one of the later pupate forms is almost indistinguishable from that of a 3/4 size bass violin.

(In fact, the Ralpha-Beta One male pupates three times during his life cycle. The bass fiddle form mentioned above is the final one. The earlier forms are almost identical to 1923 Gibson F5 mandolins and 1934 D-28 Martins. It is at these earlier stages of life that the defenseless males are most subject to predation, primarily by eBay scam artists and Asian gentlemen who own musical instrument companies.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 27 Jun 03 - 11:00 PM

Of course, one could have a Mudcat thread that does not mention me at all...but...WHY???

As to the problem that bee-dubya-ell seems to be experiencing, it is an all to common problem for the "people" of Ralpha-Beta One (which rotates in the opposite direction as Earth). Even I experienced this difficulty once when I visited there. I commiserate with the boy.

Little Hawk, my Beloved Proponent with whom I am well pleased, is almost right on target with his suggested cure. In addition to the films (Correct bee-dubya, play them in reverse order and play them backward), one should also watch my TV Commercials, including the Price Line ads as well as my wonderful Riverdancing on the tooth whitener commercial!

Opps...gotta go...I see another opportunity to exploit myself!

Bill


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