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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Jul 14 - 05:40 PM

I thought you lived in Pocatello?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 14 - 04:48 PM

I am moored at Chelsea pier 59 in NYC. No Internet the last couple of days due to connection problems. I have got to find A Better Way than to rely upon other's wifi.

I have sent the Legion a wonderful souvenir: an exact copy of the head of Ed Teach as it was brought back to Williamsburg. It will look nice behind the bar.

Tomorrow I'll be in Newport, RI and fly home to Chicago on Tuesday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Jul 14 - 11:47 AM

Rap. Have ye been blown ashore?

A is off and far out. SRS only has time away for here absolutely beautiful garden and yard to post one word. Ebbie has gone football mad (as I shall be in a few hours... GO HIGH GERMANY!!!). Looks like a job for GNUMAN! gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnu gnuuuuuuuuuuuu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Jul 14 - 11:30 AM

Agreed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Jul 14 - 11:06 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdSqk78nHw


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jul 14 - 07:03 PM

50% of humans are not as ______ as the other 50%. Do the math from there. CW me 2014.07.12 (and before).

Yeah... just came from Facebook. What a fuckin zoo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jul 14 - 05:56 AM

SRS.. don't see her around much. Only twice this year. I'd like to chat with her more often as she sure knows a lot about bugs. Alas, to do so would require me constantly checking the back property line to see if she is out with her net and other entomology tools (glass jar and such).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Jul 14 - 12:04 AM

But the butterfly woman, or whatever insect - ladybug? - she sounded pretty nifty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 09:28 PM

I'll be keeping all my buttons done up. I am too old for any unbuttoning. Yes, 57 may seem young for some but not for me. I know me and my situation(s) so, there it is. I make light of it for myself and for any that may like my light. One has to laugh... or die.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 08:53 PM

gnu, have you seen the prima woman lately? The one that hit all the right buttons?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 08:06 PM

I find if off-putting when someone who wants to date keeps trying to invite himself over to my house. I like him as a friend, as the saying goes, but I don't want to take it further. It's intruding on my space when he does that. I figure if I decline often enough he'll eventually get the idea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 01:33 PM

Rapparee,

Orbital announced this morning that the launch of the Antares rocket for the Orb-2 Commercial Resupply Services mission to the International Space Station for NASA has been rescheduled for Sunday, July 13 at 12:52 p.m. EDT.


This should be visible to you?

http://www.orbital.com/NewsInfo/MissionUpdates/Orb-2/Maps/default.aspx


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 01:13 PM

I'll be wise about ANY free samples offered. >;-)

I know this will sound odd on accounta I am a modern man and I tolerate most people and many things but Jesus H. Christ I now know why women come to dislike being hit on and call it sexist when it really is just the nature of the beast. One at yer Sobeys and the other at the corner store where I buys me smokes. The one at Sobeys is a 'gusher', all smiles and chatty so it ain't to bad. The smokes lady? She is pushy... what are you doing this weekend and shit??? I am always polite. I smile. I banter slightly, get me smokes and exit. But, it is becoming annoying. The one at the Credit Union has transferred downtown so she's not a bother. Hmmm... did ever tell you about 'the Turkey Girl' at the Credit Onion? She told me that she lived alone and such and she doesn't cook a whole turkey just for her and her Mum so she had a bunch of frozen turkeys passed out to her at work and by charities she volunteers for and "I'll give you a turkey if you cook it and invite me over. I'll bring a couple of bottles of wine." A comely lass of about 40. I'll admit, I did mull it over.

I'd even consider wearing my wedding ring again if I hadn't sold it at the pawn shop.

Hahahahahaaaaa!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 12:22 PM

The free samples don't generally extend beyond the food on the table, gnu. Keep that in mind and you won't get yourself into any trouble.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 07:55 AM

You get to wielding your charm too much it'll stunt your growth, man, ya know?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 06:21 AM

Adventurous travel, eh? I may go up to Sobeys for a walk later and chat up the ladies who serve up free product samples and hand out coupons. Not for any specific purpose except to keep a 'hand in the game' should I ever decide to wield my charm again. Nudge nudge, wink wink.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jul 14 - 07:16 PM

I am off, Mom, to the Great Divide, flying to Denver in the morning and rolling south to Pueblo and Mosca for a visit to a little cottage not far from the Sand Dune National Park near Mosca, half-way between Denver and Albuquerque. It is only for a weekend, or I would meander around more. As I once announced in a previous life, "I shall return."


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jul 14 - 01:31 PM

The folks from the Legion Hovel want you to bring back some souvenirs that they can put up on the wall for decoration.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 14 - 10:43 AM

I forebear a response for I am just a shy, humble boy from the Great Midwest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 08:42 PM

Stay away from home or village
When the Rapper comes to pillage
Steal your windows, forks and china
Like a screeching rabid mynah
Raze your home and salt your farm!
Stay away, he'll do no harm.
In his pillaging obsession
He'll just ruin your possessions
And let you live another day,
If you stay the hell away!


Kipyard Rudling
Unbalanced Tales from the Wild
Gifford and Platitude, New York, 1908


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 05:36 PM

Point a camera while you pillage, please.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 05:31 PM

I assault no one. Only cities, villages, huts, mansions, castles, and other abodes. I give fair warning so that other people and/or animals won't be hurt. Looting and pillaging yes, certainly, but done in a civilized manner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 07:23 AM

Roving roughish rapscallion Rap.

A song?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 02:55 AM

IF he was charged for every location he has assaulted, he'd be so overdrawn his shorts would be showing. I mean, this is Rapparree we're speaking of. He has the dubious distinction of having the ORIGINAL Rap sheet. It's as long as his vocabulary.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jul 14 - 11:58 PM

Will charges be brought? Sad end to a holiday, I should think.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 14 - 09:56 PM

Tomorrow I assault Norfolk and Hampton Roads.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jul 14 - 12:46 PM

Geez, Amos, it's 76 degrees! I looked it up since you didn't deign to tell us. You do, however, have a beach biohazard alert. That's a bummer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 14 - 04:50 AM

Alaska sounds cool.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jul 14 - 03:22 AM

"indoor outhouse"? Why don't we call them 'inhouses'?

Temperatures in Juneau, Alaska, rest comfortably in the mid60s, just the way I like it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 14 - 12:09 AM

I never bother with measuring summer heat in any units except personal suffering units. 1 PSU is a few degrees outside the comfort zone for a short period of time. Yesterday was too annoying to go outside for about six hours (or suffer it grumblingly). hat's about ten PSUs, or 1 Personal Grumble. Ten Grumbles equals 1 Pure Bitch, or half a Moan.

Questions?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 14 - 10:09 PM

We sail before the rosy fingers of dawn color the sky. Speaking of which, I got some GREAT pix yesterday of the sunset. Did you know that when the sun sets in the Atlantic Ocean the water boils and turns to steam? That's what makes clouds.

An all day sail tomorrow, rigging the ratlines and hatches battening all the way. Our sole food for the last few days has been weevilly ship's biscuit and coffee that tastes like rust and oil, but hardships build character.

Tomorrow evening we'll be in Coinjock, NC. I understand that they got electricity just a week or so ago and they await running water and indoor outhouses with bated breath.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 14 - 12:06 PM

Gee... still lots of folks without power in NB and NS. I heard 185k in NB lost power. Lots of pics in the papers. Facebook is full of nasty stories. I enjoyed it. When I saw on the radar that the rain (a LOT of rain; I cleaned off two catch basin covers out front) was over, I flung open the windows and Mum Nature serenaded me to sleep with the wind in the trees. Bitch woke me up a few times to but 'bad/good' eh?

Rap... did ye shove off yet?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jul 14 - 11:56 AM

How hot is hot in your coastal bit of Southern California, Amos? It's a high of 98o today in the southern end of the hinterland.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jul 14 - 12:05 AM

It's pow'ful hot down here on the Hades Border, but in the early hours and the later afternoon it is a pleasant benign warmth; it's just from 9:00 to 4:00 that it feels like leftover hellbiscuit. Neither Maggie nor I like this much heat. But we endure, as endure we must. As my favorite son once said, "persistence is how we find out who we are."


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jul 14 - 04:17 PM

"sea rations"? Not Rap. He'll just swim down and collect seafood like Great White Sharks and giant octopussies and yer Man-O-War jelly type fishies with his knife and, on the way back, scrape barnacles from the hull to adorn them on the platter as appetizers.

Do they have complimentary dental floss on the liner or do you have to bring your own, Rap? Them there barnacles gets tween yer teeth eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jul 14 - 12:06 PM

Rap, I hope you packed a bag full of sea rations to take the place of ship food should things turn nasty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jul 14 - 07:27 AM

Bowspritzer?

She blew last night! Woke me up a few times. Had to sleep in my hoodie with the hood up. 13C this AM and only 24C tops today. All is semi-right with the world.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 14 - 10:00 PM

And because of a cold front stalled over Florida we aren't sailing again until noon tomorrow. Our next stop is Beaufort, NC. The crew has repaired what they can and we have a head again, which is comforting because most of the crew and passengers (me and mine excluded) have come down with the, ah, well, there's a demand for the mizzen head as well as for the ones hanging over the sides by the bowsprit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jul 14 - 09:50 PM

This just in...

Observed at: Greater Moncton Int'l Airport Date: 10:00 PM ADT Saturday 5 July 2014
Condition : Light Rain Pressure:99.1 kPa Tendency: rising Visibility:10 km Temperature: 11.5°C Dewpoint: 10.4°C Humidity: 93%Wind: WSW 41 gust 55 km/h

Not exactly the case as every now and then the wind blows like a banshee but it is GLORIOUS! Windows open wide. Cellar door open to suck up the cold. A breath of cool fresh air! I am lovin this summer as I loved our spring. Only five days of oppressive heat and it's July 5. Wow!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jul 14 - 11:09 AM

Meanwhile down here in Texas it's just plain hot and humid and there is no hurricane in sight to cool things later.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jul 14 - 11:02 AM

Mommy?

The bloody hurricane has kinda stalled. Looking at the various radar sites, I find Arthur to be the oddest storm I have ever seen on radar. Northern half of Maine and all of NB but NOwhere else??? Not bad here but I see one helluva lotta rain in Maine. It's pretty windy but the wind is forecast for this evening. 60 with gusts to 90 kph so it ain't bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jul 14 - 06:55 AM

MOMMY!


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From: gnu
Date: 04 Jul 14 - 02:16 PM

BTB, I forgot to mention... FUCK IT'S HOT outside. When the wind dies and the sun is 'out', it is oppressive. Come on Arthur, cool things eh? Only supposed to be wind to 90 km here tomorrow but lots of precip forecast. Temps in the high teens so I shall bake Swedish meatballs and cookies fer Mum in the cool. I don't do sweets so it's celery and fruit and veggie stir fry or veggie soup for me. And ale and World Cup football.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jul 14 - 02:06 PM

Does Bookman wear a cape or a dusty jacket?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jul 14 - 11:47 AM

Pocatello, the soul of Creation
The home of the plink and the plod,
Where the natives speak only to Bookman
And Bookman pretends to be Gawd!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jul 14 - 11:32 AM

We did join the USA. Just ask our President Stephen Harper before he loses the next election. That will be shortly after he sells off what he hasn't sold to America, China, Malaysia, etcetera, yet.

BTB... I note that a huge tarsands development project has just been halted because of the nixing of pipelines in the US caused by the protests (mainly by our First Nations). BRAVO! and thanks to those who stood up for Mother Earth, including Neil Young, Tutu and the guy in the funny hat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 14 - 11:01 AM

I'm in Charleston, SC. We lost our main mast, our mizzen head, the poop deck and the foreskincastle but the Coast Guard found us drifting and towed us to port. They tracked us by the trail of, ah, waste the cap'n left in the water when he found the poop deck gone.

If Canada had joined the US like God intended the Canucks would have been able to celebrate on both July 1 and July 4.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jul 14 - 10:42 AM

For the 'mericans on this thread it's a really really good day to leave the computer alone (it's just a bunch of knee-jerk ultra-patriotic jabber today). Unless you have it set so you can occasionally see if Rap has posted any photos of his trip. And was there supposed to be a hurricane as part of the entertainment for the cruise, or is that a bonus?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jul 14 - 07:10 AM

Rap?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jul 14 - 12:19 PM

Now, this is very dark but I laughed out loud. Stanfest has been cancelled and that is a plain shame. It's very sad news. Just now when I heard the radio news while waiting for The Vinyl Café (it's good; CBC Radio 1) and the folk community has rallied in an attempt to pay homage to one of the good ones, Stan Rogers! This Saturday's concert with whoever at whatever church is billed as a Cat 5 Céilidh. Arthur won't be a Cat 5 hurricane but he sure as hell might screw up the concert. Made ME laugh, anyway.

Hmmm... is that a little bit ironic or just unfortunate? Unfortunate. Yeah. Not ironic at all, is it? I am minded of an Irish comic (David Byrne?) who said sommat like... if you were a city planner stuck in traffic enroute to a meeting where you were giving a talk about managing traffic, that would be ironic but rain on your wedding day is just unfortunate, adding that Alanis Morisette (spg?) is a 'silly cow'.


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