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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

gnu 11 Apr 14 - 08:47 AM
Rapparee 11 Apr 14 - 08:44 AM
gnu 11 Apr 14 - 06:59 AM
Amos 11 Apr 14 - 02:26 AM
Acme 10 Apr 14 - 11:48 PM
gnu 10 Apr 14 - 02:05 PM
Acme 10 Apr 14 - 01:55 PM
gnu 10 Apr 14 - 04:56 AM
Acme 09 Apr 14 - 09:38 PM
Rapparee 09 Apr 14 - 09:13 PM
gnu 09 Apr 14 - 01:57 PM
Rapparee 09 Apr 14 - 11:24 AM
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Amos 09 Apr 14 - 09:58 AM
gnu 08 Apr 14 - 08:42 PM
Rapparee 08 Apr 14 - 05:42 PM
Amos 08 Apr 14 - 03:57 PM
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gnu 08 Apr 14 - 10:25 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 08:47 AM

Thank you for your service.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 08:44 AM

I only have a moment. I'm in a "safe cave" in Afghani****, having parachuted in yesterday. Obviously I can't tell you where I am or what I'm doing except that involves Operation Banjos For The Taliban and its related action, Operation Accordions For Al-Queda. With luck these will end the violence across the Near and Middle East, making them as peaceful as Poland.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 06:59 AM

At 1.5# per week, it will take until June 20 to attain my summer weight goal. Arthritis SUCKS! I did 4 laps on Tuesday, 6 laps on Wednesday and 8 laps last night. Nearly fell a half dozen times on the last three laps last night as I lost most of the control of my left leg from the knee down. Ten laps = 2.5 km. I was doing at least 10 km per day until March 2013. I got a new 'kick in the ass' Tuesday morn at the doc's during my three month 'checkup'. He offered to give me a prescription for pain killers and I said "No thank you. I figure, make it rEEEally hurt and then, when it subsides, it won't seem as bad." I did say to him that I wouldn't refuse a prescription for that there medical Mary-do-you-wanna. He didn't get the joke. He's from Quebec, eh.

Minds me... hey Rap! How you doin with the recoup?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 02:26 AM

I won't tell anyone how great Kate is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 11:48 PM

We need to tread carefully, don't want the gang to think we're holding out a music thread down here. MOM would not be happy with some of the riffraff that hangs out above the line.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 02:05 PM

She is a gem. Thanks.

Love this silliness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 01:55 PM

". . . follow me on Twitter. . . " great line.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 04:56 AM

SRS... angelic.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 09:38 PM

I discovered Kate Miller-Heidke on YouTube some years ago. She's a gem from Oz.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 09:13 PM

I thought you meant SASS.

I've found Irish rebel songs good for house cleaning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 01:57 PM

In case you haven't heard 'Birmingham', I wanted to provide a link to the best version I have seen. I found it but the darn thing won't play the video properly - only the audio. The vid is good. It's YT title is 'Amanda Marshall - Birmingham - Live'.

It is of note to mention that in that song, performed live, there is an 'interlude' during which Amanda departs from the studio version and goes into a 'song within a song'. Perhaps you have heard of Nelly Furtado who won a Grammy for Award for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance. Her song that won that Grammy was based on that 'song within a song'.

Trivia? Yes. Trivial? No. Marshall is a treasure.

Now, if ya wanna delve further into female Canuck rockers, there are many. I know youse have heard some of the more 'mainstream' but there may be some you have not heard of. SRS... sorry, but, I gotta give you some SASS!

Yeah, it's rock. But... youse all got 'stop'.

Must be the coming of spring and the fact that I just can't sleep at night plus the fact that rock is better on the tunes for spring cleaning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 11:24 AM

True, so I won't post any of Amos sinning, I mean singing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 10:01 AM

It was a lovely song. We just don't want to accidentally kick MOM upstairs as if it was a unwieldy music thread. Think of the whining nonsensical BS we'd have to sort through then!

Careful with those music hot links!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 09:58 AM

She's living hard, for shoah!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 08:42 PM

VOLUME REQUIRED if yer into it.

Her body of work is precious. Her 'Birmingham' was a breakout for battered women's rights in Canada. Damn fine tune. As was the tune above... made a lot of young ladies (and gents) think twice about 'partay'. Mysterious ways? Yeah. She's cool in my books.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 05:42 PM

Thank, kind and generous sir. I shall attempt to live up to your expectations.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 03:57 PM

Every now and then, you come up with a gem, friend Rapparee, which leads me to forgive all your peccadilloes, sins, offenses, bloviations and exaggerations up to that point in time (in the comfortable and sure knowledge there will be a plentiful supply forthcoming in the future.)

Today, with the expression "gestalt of the putrid", you have bravely earned another such respite from renewable censure and chronic disapprobation.

Gestalt of the Putrid!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 02:08 PM

Amos, were I to comment on the song it would remove some of my enjoyment of it. Having been an English Lit major I can (and sometimes do) end up over-analyzing that which should rather be grasped as a gestalt of the beautiful.

Take our old friend Shame McBride -- a more pungent example of the gestalt of the putrid would be difficult to find, much less grasp.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 10:25 AM

Man does not live by music alone.

Hmmm... I gotta bake more cookies. Betty Crocker yellow cake mix, eggs, oil and a can of pumkin pie mix supposedly makes great pumpkin muffies. Apparently, Carole (old high school chum that FB posts a lot of recipes, quilting stuff and such) hasn't priced a can of the stuff lately. Darned expensive muffies!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 12:45 AM

AW, c'mon, youse guys! One of the loveliest songs ever to flow across our watery midnight borders, handed to you on silver notes by the god-graced pale and lovely-fingered hands of La Donna de Toda Musica her own self, and you have only comments on cookies and pickles?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 11:38 PM

Pickled cookies?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 10:30 PM

If you eat those all by yourself you're going to undo all of the good dieting over the last few years. Be sure to share some with your mother, and maybe take a few to the neighbor with the pickles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 08:53 PM

You can make cookies from any box of cake mix. Just add 2 eggs and 1/3 cup oil to any 18 oz mix. Drop into 1-inch mounds and bake at 350 degrees for 8* minutes for delicious and easy cookies.

* It NEVER takes just 8 minutes.

Made spice mix cookies tis eve.... gooooood!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 07:41 PM

For a brief interlude let us contemplate something more profound and beautiful: than pooling blood and machismo neglect.

They say that at night
he did nothing but cry,
they say he didn't eat
he did nothing but drink.
They swear that the very sky (heavens) 1.
trembled on hearing his weeping,
how he suffered for her,
that even in his death, he went calling her

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, he sung,
ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, he howled.
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, he sung,
tormented by fatal passion.


They say that, very early in the morning
a sad dove goes to sing at the empty small house
with its little doors open wide;
they swear that that dove
is nothing other than his soul,
still waiting for the return of the il-fated woman.

Coo coo ru coo coo paloma, coo coo roo coo coo, don't cry,
the stones never, ever, paloma,
what can they know of love?

Coo coo roo coo coo, coo coo roo coo coo,
Coo coo roo coo coo, coo coo roo coo coo
coo coo roo coo coo, paloma, weep no more.




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 03:58 PM

Oh, is THAT what I've got? Thank goodness there's no cure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 12:06 PM

I have ADCD. Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder. I don't pay attention to the mess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 11:56 AM

I get it, Stilly. I just hit him first and then he doesn't get up again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 11:20 AM

Internal bleeding isn't any more appealing, Rap. Just considering the possibilities of pooling blood is pretty . . . darned . . . ew, I have to stop thinking about that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 08:45 AM

Next time I see him. Probably tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 01:02 AM

So while I'm on Coumaden (warfarin blood thinner) I should offer a kick in the balls instead of getting a punch in the nose?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 12:56 AM

Getting that off your chest will be better for your own ticker, I am sure.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 11:45 PM

So when are you going to tell him about the pickles?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 07:07 PM

PHEEWWWW! Vic's got a bad ticker and he's on blood thinners. It was a nosebleed he couldn't get stopped. When they put ya on blood thinners, they tell ya that if ya get a BAD nosebleed, do NOT try to drive yourself to the hop but, rather, call 911. He did. He is home. He has nose plugs that he has to keep in for 48 hours. I just talked to him on the phone as I didn't wanna ring the doorbell... told him I am here 24/7 if he needs anything at all. Damn! that gave me a fright. Vic's a cool dude.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 04:02 PM

She was probably figuring they'd also realize they had bad jars and toss the contents. It makes sense, if they had canned goods, that they'd know the signs. I hope so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 03:24 PM

Yes, and it could have been a whole lot of other things. Besides, food that sickens one person may not bother another at all. Take pickled eggs and pickled pig tails as two examples -- I can barely think about either. Now think of pickled pig lips (yes, you really CAN buy them). Even if it was "food poisoning" I sorta suspect that the hospitals out your way can handle it.

Who knows? Maybe he knew which jars were bad and missed giving them all away.

But then, I don't know the guy. But if I were you I wouldn't feel guilty about doing what my mother said.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 01:58 PM

You should have warned him about those pickles!

Were you distracted by the knobhead thread instead? You may need to nominate yourself for membership over there now. :-/


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Apr 14 - 07:38 AM

SRS... that was my second thought. I mentioned it to Mum and she swore me to secrecy... most emphatically! Seems like a terrible thing to do, for obvious reasons, but I feel bound to honour her wisdom. I guess I can never talk to Victor again because I would have to lie to him and that would be more than difficult. Matter of fact, I can't conceive of it, especially because I feel terribly guilty for not immediately warning him of the hazard.

Oh dear! Just spoke with Mum. She asked me what was going on at Gaudet's house early this AM. "Fire engine" was on the street in front of the house and a "truck" was in the driveway with lights flashing and the back doors open. I then looked out and the front outdoor light is on and his son's car is parked on the street and the living room light is not on. Oh my.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 14 - 06:53 PM

Quelle dommage! Home pickled beets, watermelon rind, sweet pickles, fiddleheads and all the rest -- delicious and now, I'm afraid, a part of the past. Even homemade sauerkraut. I have the recipe for my Uncle's panhaus, but I'm afraid most of the rest is now gone forever.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Apr 14 - 12:57 PM

You might return the jars to the neighbor and suggest he not eat any of his pickles. Or suggest that murder by pickle is easily traceable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Apr 14 - 12:23 PM

Tried to post this before dawn but Mudcat went for a crap and the crows got it.

Actually, Mum even tasted a small piece but spit it out immediately and had a slug of wine. She doesn't drink except for one glass on special occasions and that often goes unfinished but she keeps a 475 ml bottle in the house just in case of bad beets. Such was the custom in most French families way back when. If you got something in your mouth that was 'off', you immediately had a goodly slug of wine. As long as you got a slug into you within a half hour, you would be fine.

The furthest I got was to smell the beets. They smelled 'I dunno' so I drained them and I smelled them again... pheewww! Garbage.

Must salt Mum's driveway before the snow and ice pellets arrive... sigh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Apr 14 - 04:40 AM

Yer mum is faster on the popless draw than you are. Chip off the old block! :D

Better popless than topless, as me auld mither would say. If I paid her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Apr 14 - 05:03 PM

WHAT A TREAT! Vic who lives across the street arrived with 4X500ml mason jars of pickled beets! I dashed over to Mum's and gave her two jars. I couldn't wait for supper and decided to open one. The lid was loose. ? I then got ready to pry open the seal and hear the POP and

Yeah, silence. I called Mum immediately and said I had just opened a jar of the beets and before I could explain she said, "Don't eat any. Throw them out." Now, that kinda raises a few questions in my mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Apr 14 - 01:39 PM

In creating responsibility I also created irresponsibility. Just as without my creation of "bad" would you not be able to appreciate "good" or "hunger" "plenty", without irresponsibility you could never recognize responsibility. Therefore, at times I deny responsibility for something and take for responsibility for my denial, which is only to help you in your Journey, which I control anyway, for without destination you would have no predestination (not that you do anyway).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Apr 14 - 06:30 AM

Responsibility is a heavy responsibility, man.

Cheech Marin


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Apr 14 - 12:24 AM

A solipsist can not beg to be excused from responsibility. It just doesn't work!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Apr 14 - 10:49 PM

Must be local dialect.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Apr 14 - 10:11 PM

They're your appendages. If your appendages are joints, please don't hold me responsible for what follows.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Apr 14 - 02:05 PM

Did you mean joints?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Apr 14 - 12:59 PM

And other appendages.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Apr 14 - 06:26 AM

I tried to rise but I was not able, Nancy had me by the knees.


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