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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 24 Mar 14 - 07:47 PM
Rapparee 23 Mar 14 - 10:12 AM
gnu 23 Mar 14 - 06:29 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Mar 14 - 07:47 PM

Pancho was a bandit, boys.

He let Mom FALL OFF THE PAGE!! And then he blamed it on technical difficulties.

FIFTY THOUSAND PIECES OF PURE BS and she was never let downn that low before.

I am hewMILLIpated!!!

I have just acquired a gigantic gnarly eucalyptus stump all laced with roots and lumps of burl and am going to carve it into a chair. It is ORFUL hard wood though.

Love ya, Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 14 - 10:12 AM

That's my friend, Pancho.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Mar 14 - 06:29 AM

Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 14 - 07:31 PM

I guess some divorces are luckier than others.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 14 - 04:58 PM

If I get divorced the song will be "Taps" -- played over my coffin, and the firing party will be just one person shooting into it to make sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 14 - 03:19 PM

If I ever get married again, the first dance will be to Always With You, Always With Me by Joe Satriani. If I ever get divorced again, the last dance will also be by Joe... Surfing With the Alien.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 14 - 02:22 AM

ANything Mister R. says is worth sayin' twice. I say, I say, ayep, worth sayin' twice. . Ayep!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 05:10 PM

Keep your head down and don't volunteer. You talk big bucks and.
the "big boys" might get rambunctious.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 05:10 PM

Keep your head down and don't volunteer. You talk big bucks and.
the "big boys" might get rambunctious.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 02:56 PM

Ahyup. That there LEJ be one salt a the earth stand up guy besides bein talented. The vid clocked a lotta hits first day. It's being adopted by some as the theme for the protest movement. Things really heated up yesterday as the politicians and the main lumber baron were caught in damning lies. Seems the scientists they said were on board were NEVER even consulted. It really is dramatic and we are talking about billions of dollars. Seriously... somebody gonna get a hurt real bad (Russel Peters... Google that guy... he will make you laugh).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 02:47 PM

Friday, at last! MOM, we're gonna have to mow the lawn again this weekend. It's that time of year, needs it at least once a week, sometimes more. It's about time to get your hammock out of storage and hang on the front porch. And while you're at it move the small fridge out there so the boys can keep cold beer in it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 11:51 AM

Hey, I sing in tune! Perhaps not in tune with you, but in tune.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 11:38 AM

That Ernie Johnson does all right, don't he? Fine feller. Better than some I could mention.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,gnu
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 08:29 AM

My cookies got et! I'll go bake a new one just for Mudcat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 06:25 AM

Watering the garden. Ah, memories...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 10:48 PM

Oh boy, Stilly, do I have a job for you!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 09:33 PM

MOM, you're slipping!

I watered my garden this evening and am glad to report that the first potatoes have sprouted leaves! Taters, MOM, taters! Can't get enough of 'em!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 12:40 PM

I just bring up the shields.

Curtains? Curtains are expensive. Free... ahhh, old wool blankets draped over an old vertical blinds track are far cheaper and I am a bas... bachelor so I don't even look at them when I am in the bedroom.

I wanted to get some specific pics, like plantations, but after I found out yesterday that the mighty JDI had impaled himself on his own sword, I kinda got all warm and fuzzy inside and, well...

http://vimeo.com/89610786


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 10:28 AM

Here in the US we have yet another way. We call them "Bullet Proof Shutters"...depending on where you live or whether you get along with your neighbors or not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 07:41 AM

Here in the UK we have a quaint method of covering our windows. We call them curtains.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 05:51 AM

I have three blankets on the bed. And, as I have aged, I sleep in a tee, PJ bottoms and socks. When it's really cold and windy, I wear a toque. Very Canuck.

Video has confirmed the first 'flash' as a meteorite (there was never a doubt as Ukraine still exists) and the second, I assume, will be as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 10:23 PM

gnu, you'd sleep warmer if you had both of those wool blankets over you on the bed instead of layering them on the windows. Just a thought.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 10:15 PM

There WAS a second flash. It happened in the wee hours of today's AM. But, I was in the bunk, curled up snug as a gnu in a... several blankets. I keeps er cold at night eh? Unless I am up fer a good reason (bladder related), the two layers of wool blankets that I st... got at UNB which cover my bedroom window shield me from Mother Nature's intrusions. I never heard no booms from neither meteor. Then again, it ain't open window season here yet.

Ebbie... I heard and watched a cock crow doing that call they only do in spring about 10 days ago. First time I ever heard it in town. About 5 days ago, I watched a battle of epic proportions between the family that lives in my pines and an interloper. It was savage! At one point, the local male had the intruder by the breast with his talons, shoved him into the snow and pecked at him furiously. One of his young was pulling tail feathers out of the intruder while he was being set upon. The fight went on for at least four hours and I witnessed a number of the violent encounters when the were in sight from my windows. Alas, no video or pics for reasons too boring to detail herein. Just a memory in my mind... but one I shall not soon forget.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 09:03 PM

Poor old gnu -- never thought that HE'D be a flasher.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 02:00 PM

Your flash made me picture your manufactured - and - huge stone flying at supersonic speed, gnu. But where did it land? Was there a second flash? Not to mention, a boom?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 01:50 PM

Help me
I think I'm peeing
In the fridge again
When I get that crazy feeling
I know I'm in trouble again
I'm in trouble
'Cause it's a Frigidaire and you know what they say
If it's a Frigidaire leave it there
It'll die and all yer stuff will spoil
And you'll get botulisoOOMMMM

Sorry Joni.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 08:46 AM

You sure you're not just peeing in the fridge, gnu?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 04:40 AM

Skip to the loo my darling. Hope all goes well, Rap.

That flash was probably a meteorite, so sayeth the CBC and we all know the CBC is always right. Or, at least, righteous.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 11:10 PM

Thanks, I'll skip it, and maybe you'll soon be skipping after they finish.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 09:55 PM

Knee surgery is scheduled for March 26 -- got the definite word today. Partial (unicompartmental) knee replacement on the inside of the left knee -- there's a nice and gory 6 minute 22 second video is here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 07:35 PM

I thought you were just peeing in the refrigerator again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 03:51 PM

I dunno but I've been told that if ya keep on dancing, you'll never get old.

BTW, I was havin a pee in the dark this far to early AM with my eyes closed and there was a HUGE flash of light. I thought it was a stone that passed by way of my brain but the CBC news is reporting, after the commercial break, that thousands saw it in Atlantic Canada so it couldna been my stone. Musta been the GO plantin Shamrocks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 10:19 AM

Me and my echo and my shadow. The Three Mustardeers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 09:27 AM

Alone...all alone...only echoes answer her plaintive cries. Echoes and me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 14 - 11:27 PM

Why, pray tell, did the last post (which was mine) come as GUEST when I was logged in and everything?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Mar 14 - 09:37 PM

I know! gnu2!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 14 - 07:50 PM

Sung this one a few times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PUgSKIW0g

Many times... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CySri9RAuQ

Like this one too... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Uj_Nf5tOg

>;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 14 - 07:39 PM

I think I'll change it again -- to Martin Gibson, or Claymore, or Snotbrat, or The Drunkard, or maybe Louis Riel. Or perhaps you can think of one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 14 - 05:35 PM

That'll teach ya fer changing yer name.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Mar 14 - 02:47 PM

Mom said to James
Morrison Morrison
Weatherby Goerge Dupree
"I know you said I should never go down
Unless I was going with thee"
But a mother must do what a mother must
"So, James." she said, said she
"I had to go down to the end of town
"To rescue that vile Rapparee!"

So james James
Morrison Morrison
Weatherby Goerge Dupree
Looked at his mother with a tear in his eye
And replied, "Yes, Mother, I see!"
"If it weren't for the roguish ways of that sot,
Your heart would be light, and free.
And now that I'm four and I know what's what
I curse for eternity
That ne'er-do-well, Rapparee!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Mar 14 - 01:44 PM

I think on this occasion MOM went to the bottom of the page to drag Rap out of the gutter, not the other way round. Methinks he protests too much . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 17 Mar 14 - 12:17 PM

Drenkin' cheap beer with Bobertz...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 14 - 11:06 AM

And just WHAT were you doing in THAT part of town?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 14 - 11:01 AM

I KNEW IT!!! Mom face down in the gutter with the rest of the early St. Patrick's Day reprobates! Amos could at the very least have helped her up to sit on the curb (or kerb). Thank Heavens that I, her favorite child, came by in time!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Mar 14 - 09:29 PM

I knew a Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant, a member of the "Old Corps" (i.e., before all that new pansy-ass stuff like boots came along) who met a grizzly once. The Gunny had the griz down and giving him twenty-five before the griz knew what happened. Then the Gunny marched that bear off to the nearest Navy recruiting station.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Mar 14 - 01:36 PM

I was talkin bout the Elks. Iffin they had secrets, ya wouldn't know it eh. No need for a philosophical analysis usin yer truth tables and yer tautologies. Just cause ya can't smell a bear don't mean it ain't there. It could be a Kent County bear. Them's smart they is. They eat fluffy bunnies and then wait in ambush, fartin so's all ya kin smell is carrots.

On a lighter note, I did sniff an ambush one day while crusin up a bear tunnel. Now, I never EVER walk a bear tunnel without slugs over and under and I ALWAYS stopped short at big logs and such and talked after taking a knee. You can't always smell them but the sound of a human voice will raise them and or rout them. I backed out without saying a word. Heard it move, took a knee, levelled and went fire forward. HE was massive. 650 pounds or so and he was about 40 feet from me. All I could see in the tunnel was his head turned sideways looking at me and front legs and part of his forward quarters. I let loose at the top of my lungs in a deep voice "FUCK OFF!!!". He did. I left. Never went back there again. Mutual respect eh? Oh to have had one those cameras you can wear on your head.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Mar 14 - 11:55 AM

If anyone decided to read the entire MOAB I think you'd find that the Idaho Legion is no longer secret.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Mar 14 - 05:34 AM

How would we know fer sure?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Mar 14 - 10:36 PM

That's good, cuz I'm not.

I was "installed" as a Trustee of the local Elks Lodge this evening, formalizing something I've been doing for four year as a replacement. I was also given the "Outstanding Service Award" (ahem!). Note the "Outstanding" part.

If you want to join the Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks you have to believe in some sort of God, be over 21, and an American. There used to be a comparable organization in Canada but too many said, "Yes, I'm an Elk" and got themselves shot. Americans can apparently tell the difference. No, we do not wear funny hats and stuff. Everything you might want to know about the organization is online. Unlike the Idaho Legion its rituals aren't secret.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Mar 14 - 06:32 PM

Mudcat is functioning with blazing speed!


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