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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 23 Aug 05 - 11:07 AM
Bunnahabhain 23 Aug 05 - 11:30 AM
MMario 23 Aug 05 - 11:36 AM
Rapparee 23 Aug 05 - 11:43 AM
Amos 23 Aug 05 - 12:03 PM
Rapparee 23 Aug 05 - 01:56 PM
Acme 23 Aug 05 - 03:18 PM
MMario 23 Aug 05 - 03:24 PM
Acme 23 Aug 05 - 03:58 PM
Rapparee 23 Aug 05 - 04:04 PM
Amos 23 Aug 05 - 05:42 PM
Rapparee 23 Aug 05 - 08:27 PM
Rapparee 23 Aug 05 - 10:12 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Aug 05 - 10:37 PM
Rapparee 23 Aug 05 - 10:47 PM
Acme 23 Aug 05 - 10:54 PM
Rapparee 24 Aug 05 - 08:50 AM
MMario 24 Aug 05 - 10:03 AM
John Hardly 24 Aug 05 - 10:15 AM
Amos 24 Aug 05 - 10:22 AM
Bunnahabhain 24 Aug 05 - 10:23 AM
MMario 24 Aug 05 - 10:36 AM
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Rapparee 24 Aug 05 - 11:17 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 11:07 AM

Why the flip are you people doin' this? You could be, like, surfin' prono sites, eh? Get a flippin' life!

- BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 11:30 AM

What Shane clearly meant was 'pronoun sites'Like these....

And there floating around out here without any warning page. Disgraceful!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 11:36 AM

CHILDREN could see that site! Horrible, absolutley spine-chilling.

I'm not sure I'd even want Gluon to see stuff like that. It's just not natural.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 11:43 AM

BDiBR, this IS a "prono site."

As for the book -- I own it. I also own the FM the US Army produced on improvised explosives, "The Poor Man's James Bond," "Instinct Shooting," "The Anarchist's Handbook," McGivern on plain and fancy pistol shooting, and others. Why not? Owning Krafft-Ebbing doesn't make me a sexual deviant and owning several books of music doesn't make me a world-renowned musician.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 12:03 PM

Nor does it make you a musician of any other kind, for that matter; you gotta do that on yer own.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 01:56 PM

Oh, so THAT'S what the problem is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 03:18 PM

I must confess: I come from a real hotbed of "prono" material (and am well-versed in advanced applications of such).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 03:24 PM

Are you telling us you are a prono star?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 03:58 PM

You could say you'll find me write at the top of the list.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 04:04 PM

I'm a prono star!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 05:42 PM

Geeze, Rap, you shouldna done that. Seeing you in a shirt, tie and jacket has destoyed my image of you leaping up on tables, slicing the air with your keen blade, in high leather boots and a multi-colored codpiece and buskin. Or is that jerkin? I always get them confused...

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:27 PM

Amos, you're confusing my superhero powers and clothing with those of my secret identity as a mild-mannered library director for a great quasi-metropolitan library. By the way, the multicolored codpiece is the result of an unfortunate accident with a paint sprayer (which is different from a paint spayer, which is used to give a surprise to certain horses), which I am not at liberty to discuss. And you didn't mention to batwing chaps.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 10:12 PM

Actually, when that picture was taken I wasn't wearing any pants.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 10:37 PM

Hi, Mom! I'm back! Indiana was hot. Missouri was even hotter. I thought the idea of going north in August was to get away from the nasty heat and humidity of Florida. Hah!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 10:47 PM

Everybody's coming home, Mom. (Mom? Did you know that Bee-Dubya was gone?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 10:54 PM

That's what you get, BWL, the ol' "grass is always cooler" syndrome. Except for me, that is. I went to New York City in late July and early August and after one really hot sticky day it cooled off nicely for the rest of the week. And we didn't get rained on at all (if you don't count the uppity Chinese fruit seller who did try to rain on our parade a bit).

This boast probably means we'll swim out of NYC next trip.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 08:50 AM

Yes, but _I_ went to SE Alaska and didn't get rained on during the second week! AND the skies cleared to a lovely blue AND the sun came out AND folks were even swimming off beaches and such. AND I have photos to prove it.

During the first week it rained pretty much all the time. While walking down Franklin Street in Juneau, mildew attempted to mug me but I was able to fend it off with a bottle of Clorox. At the ferry terminal in Sitka we were given life jackets when we went ashore, and the meeting was conducted in rubber life rafts. Ducks laughed at us, but the next week we laughed at them.

Does anyone know why a rather "friendly" labrador retriever has been hanging around my house? And there is a great crop of stinkhorn mushrooms in the backyard; I wish they were edible.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:03 AM

*chortle*

I'd say lately shambles is getting a 416 and 412. Wish he'd be 410


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John Hardly
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:15 AM

The weather cleared quite nicely after you left, BWL. (nice meeting you and the missus, by the way!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:22 AM

Maybe he thinks since you went to ALaska you now would like to be retrieved up to Labrador?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:23 AM

You're just forcing me to join the group of MOAB HTML show-offs!

Bunnahabhain


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:36 AM

Most Excellent, Bunnahabhain


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:50 AM

Look! I found a picture of Gluon!

          __
   __   (__`\
(__`\   \\`\
   `\\`\   \\ \
    `\\`\ \\ \
       `\\`\#\\ \#
         \_ ##\_ |##
         (___)(___)##
          (0) (0)`\##
          |~   ~ , \##
          |      | \##
          |    /\   \##         __..---'''''-.._.._
          |    | \   `\## _.--'                _ `.
          Y    | \    `##'                     \`\ \
          /      |   \                            | `\ \
         /_...___|    \                            |   `\\
       /       `.    |                         /      ##
       |          |    |                         /      ####
       |          |    |                        /       ####
       | () ()    |    \    |          | _.-'         ##
       `.       .'      `._. |______..| |-'|         
         `------'          | | | |    | || |
                            | | | |    | || |
                            | | | |    | || |
                            | | | |    | || |
                      _____ | | | |____| || |
                     /    `` |-`/    ` |` |
                     \________\__\_______\__\
                      """""""""   """""""'"""


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 11:17 AM

Ol' Gluon isn't looking like himself, but then again he never did.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 11:31 AM

well - the act of observing Gluon changes him - so of course he doesn't look himself.

When Gluon is being watched, he *isn't* himself!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 01:05 PM

The part of Gluon that "quacks like a duck" seems to be missing from that rendering.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 01:17 PM

I think his bill is rendered in faulty perspective...

BUT...are we sure that Gluon's distincive "call" is a vocal sound?

Might it not be produced by -ahem- alternate means, not visible in a picture?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 03:06 PM

The noture of negative particles, anti-quarks and so on, is such that when someone feels that Gluon should "speak", he doesn't recognize the obligation. He only speaks when he is energized so to do by a passing boson. But if they insist, he just says, "Put it on my bill".

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 04:21 PM

Kid says to his dad, "A man came to see you today."
Dad says, "Did he have a bill?"
Kid says, "No, just a nose like yours."

Hyuk hyuk hyuk!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Flind Drunk in Bind Rier
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 04:40 PM

YOu epoole are flippin' in-SANE! I was nto talking about a flippin' pronoun site, I was talkin'a bout porno sites, eh? What the flip are you ON??? I don't need no flippin rponouns! Ya wanta know why? Becoz...I am a nauthor! I right fer a luvin. I make aflippin' living writing, eh? Fore thepapers. I don't flippin' WASTE halfa my flippin' life talkin' shit on a flippin' INternette forum for fat loosers that think they are cool becoz they know how to spell "Bango" and probally plya one too! Holy flip. How gay is that, eh? You would hjafta be so flipp8in' uncool to play one of them ghigngs that even a DOG would not roll over for ya, know what I'm sayin'? Flip ME! Flip me sideways from Sunday!

Don made the mistake of leavin' a case of Mosllom's here...ungarud3d!

Ha! It is 95% gone now. When it is compaleetly done I am going toflippin' write the masterpeece of my life, pubalish it, and reetire a rich dude. Right Flippin' ON!

Eat yer flippin' hearts out. ..becoz I AM THE MAN!!!

- BDiBR (Sane)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 07:45 PM

Sane? Maybe.

With it? Unlikely.

Predictable?You thought I was going to put something clever her in that fancy invisable writing, didn't you? Ha!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 07:56 PM

DAMN ALL THE BLOODY PROGRAMMERS WHO WENT AND PUT ALL THE HTML CODES IN AMERICAN NOT ENGLISH!!!!!!!!


I go and spell colour correctly, and the computer doesn't accept it. And no, I've not heard of the preview button.Honestly, what is the world coming to, with the Americans taking over everything...

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 09:18 PM

Bunn, calm down! You're shouting at a Canuck anyway. They live on part of the Americas, but seem reluctant to call themselves "American."

There is a cure for premature HTML. It is the "Preview" button, as you have discerned.

o


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Don the Man
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 09:39 PM

Well, the fliphead got himself arrested again. Drunk and dis-flippin-orderly, eh? Ha! Ha! Ha! Serves the bolthole right cos he drunk all my beer and the bottle of Rye too. Then he went downtown and got arrested becoz he was makin' a spectackle of himself on Main Street and accostin' girls and he tried to pick a fight with the mailbox outside the post office. I thouhgt he was in Sudbury or I would not have left it where he could find it while I was at work.

So, the little man is in the lockup. He has flippin violated the conditions of parole. It don't look good. Officer Dana, who is a hard-nosed bitch anyway cos she don't like me none, is gonna be majorly disapointed in the boy. Majorly. I think he has blown it this time in a big way, eh?

I sure hope they don't give him five years or nothin' like that. If they do, I will have to find a way to help him out so's he don't get depressed and hang himself or somethin'. He will need weed, smokes, and alcohol if he is gonna survive a long stay in the joint. I can arrange that, I figger. What is a brother for, anyway?

- Don the Man (Shane's big brother)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:09 PM

I'd offer to assist, but anyone who'd drink Molson's deserves jail time. Lots of jail time.

However, I am also a compassionate, caring sort of guy and I'm certain that Don's Little Brother would have lots of "friends" in the Big House. Guys who would do lots of nice things for him, so to speak.

So rather than see ol' Shane end up tiptoeing through the tulips (in a manner of speaking) I suggest that Don contact Gluon and see if good ol' Gluon could help his brother out. Gluon can get into -- and out of -- almost anything and bring stuff with him as well. Of course, I'm not certain that clothes will travel well between dimensions or quantumly, but considering the alternative....

So, I have once again demonstrated what a nice guy I am by offering suggestions of help to a Molson drinker, tasteless scum though they are.

That Lab keeps looking at my house. It's spooky.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 11:18 PM

That must be one of those rolling orgasms I have heard tell about...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 11:49 PM

Are you discussing the big red "O" or Shane's expectations in the Big House?

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 12:02 AM

Prob'ly both, I would think...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 08:41 AM

Well, as the poet says

There once was a warden at Wadham
Who approved of the folkways of Sodom,
For a man might, he said,
Have a very poor head
But be a fine fellow, at bottom.


I don't think that it's the warden that ol' Shane would have to worry about, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:13 AM

We were sixteen posts
From the big 9 K
And our hearts were full of dread
For we kew that some damn ne'er do well
Would show up on the thread.
Would show up on the thread.


Oh the MOAB she was rising high
And the rum was running free.
What a terrible time we'll have tonight
On the old M-O-A-B!

The cooks they were all buxom gals
And they all wore silken vests.
So we ran them up to the top of the thread
To relieve our sad distress, oh, yess
To relieve our sad distress.

Oh the MOAB she was rising high
And the rum was running free.
What a terrible time we'll have tonight
On the old M-O-A-B!

Now the mates were all curmudgeons
They wuz all swole up aloft,
And the skipper was an imaginary man
A proper Southern toff!

Oh the MOAB she was rising high
And the rum was running free.
What a terrible time we'll have tonight
On the old M-O-A-B!
Onnnn the ollld M.....O....A.....B!!!!

We had made through the alien wars,
We had passed the Language Locks
But if we don't make the old 9K
We'll end up on the rocks!

Oh, the MOAB she was rising high
And the rum was running free.
What a terrible time we'll have tonight
On the old M-O-A-B!



(Devil finding work for idle hands and all that....)


A
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:22 AM

Amos! tune? And Are you going to do a workshop at Getaway on thread songs? Please?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:47 AM

SOrry -- I thought you'd recognize it...it's the EEE_RI_EEE Canal song.

As for a workshop I dunno what those would look like...a workshop on thread songs...I mean, we sit a round in the meadow pretending to be on a thread and invent songs? Or what? :) (From your place inthe wilds, imagine you are on a computer, in a forum where every one makes believe to be someone they are not. From that imagined scenario, dream up a thread song....).


The mind boggles!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:50 AM

or just a sing-around of songs people got from threads and/or challenges.

some are one-offs you might never sing anywhere else - others might actually be useful in a repetoire...

I'd love to hear someone actually perform Mbo's "Swarm" for example -


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:54 AM

ok this time i'll get it right

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