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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 25 Jul 12 - 09:46 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 12 - 09:46 AM

I am at work, in an office on the second floor, contemplating a complex circuit diagram for a two-channel amplifier which cleverly mixes frequencies. I could tellyou more but I would have to kill you. So of course, I will not.

Six weeks! And then the day of passage arrives. No wakeup call or half-sleeping commute, no login to the day's efforts. No more IP, no more IT, no more SOP, no more HR, no more R&D, no more P&L. All this, swept into the hen house of history.

What lies ahead?

For starters, plowing through twenty years of backlogged writing.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 12 - 10:52 PM

I b'leeve he is escorting his daughter to her year abroad studies in Europe at the time. But I love the concept of the DARPA Bums, and think he should write a book by that name, and will tell him so. Consider the idea thoroughly stolen!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 12 - 03:06 PM

Does Spetember come just before Otcober? Isn't Getaway at the end of Spetember? Don't you think you should invite him to Getaway? We need more DARPA bums there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 12 - 02:42 PM

The waves of change are coming. I am heading for Durham at the end of Spetember. I just had an interesting talk with a friend from my childhood I haven't spoken to in thirty years, who runs MIT's office in DC, interfacing with DARPA and such like things. Amazing, the things people get upo to behind your back when you're not looking.

It seems we sang the moon up in Tivili Gardens, Copenhagen with my sister one summer evening back in 1972, an event I forgot entirely.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 12 - 10:07 AM

So is Shame, no? Especially the "moron" part.

Q: Did you hear what happened to the Little Oxymoron did at Tim Hortons?
A: They kicked him out -- he was sober, clean, and had honest money!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 12 - 09:25 AM

Pickled wood is kind of an oxymoron, no?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jul 12 - 01:00 AM

Venereal termites - dangerous to wood, correct? Then Shane should have nothing to worry about. Pickled wood will kill termites.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 23 Jul 12 - 11:49 PM

Yeah, right...you go ahead and have yer stoopid fantasees, man. The real truth is that I rule and you are like last weeks' stale pizza crust that fell behind the cowch. NO one is gonna try a taste of that, eh? But me...I am a hole different story. I am the MAN arownd this town, eh? I am a legend! My name is knowed as far away as...well, places like Wawa and Elliot Lake, that's how far. (I got arrested drunk and disordairly in Wawa once, and fer borrowin' a pickup truck (just for 5 minutes!) in Elliot Lake.) I did not know that the bolthole with the pickup truck would turn out to be such a total dipwad! He called the cops on me. Unbe-flippin'-leevable! He shoulda spoke to me first and it alls woulda been okay, eh? In my own town people understand that I am the kinda guy who borrows a lotta stuff...but only when he really needs it...and only for as long as, like, totally nesissary too. So they mostly do not call the cops on me. They yewshally just call Don instead, and that is a hassle coz he thinks becoz he is the older flippin' brother that he has some kinda higher spot on the flippin' totum pole, know what I mean? That of coarse is total flippin' bullroar coz I got majer advantages in the looks department. I am not goin' BALD like Don is. I know it drives him crazy that I have all my hair and he is losin' most of his, but there is nothin' he can do abowt it. Ha! Ha! I find it hard to figger why all them girls hang arownd Don, but it is probally becoz by bein' arownd him they can be closer to ME. Yeah, that's gotta be it.

So anyway I.....uh....Flip!

...what was it were we talkin' abowt here?

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 12 - 08:25 PM

In Shame's case, I think the "intimate" part applies to his relationship with beavers. I understand that he once suffered a bad case of venereal termites because of that, but the Canadian health people fixed him up with a wooden peg...soft wood.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 12 - 07:14 PM

Well, he is Canadian. That all by itself causes Canuck Syndrome, recognized by psychological associations and practioners around the world as a psychosociopathic abnormalization of the mind caused by snow, cold, and living in close-to-intimate contact with beavers and hockey.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 23 Jul 12 - 07:11 PM

You flippers gotta be abowt the weerdest people I ever hearn of. Who says I am angry? Who? If I was angry I would be swearin' a lot more, eh? It would be FLIP YOU! and FLIP THIS! and FLIP THAT! and WHYNCHA FLIP RIGHT OFF, EH? YA FLIPPIN' BOLTHOLE!!!

See the differents? When I talk like that to the cops, they yewshally end up arrestin' me and chargin' me with a lotta stuff that ain't fair at all. Cops are waaaay oversensitive. I think people like that should not get a job like that becoz they are too oversensitive and they won't handle it right when they are, like, under pressure, eh? I would not have been arrested near as many times if it were not for these waaay oversensitive cops we got arownd here.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 12 - 05:13 PM

I wonder--as an imaginary entity, would he have to go into imaginary past lives to contact the imaginary incidents which crushed his imaginary spirit so long ago, leaving him a karmic cauldron of bitter but imaginary hatred and frustration? Were his imaginary goals and purposes crushed by imaginary villains using overwhelming but imaginary force, suffocating his imaginary hopes?

   It is just too much to bear!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 12 - 04:09 PM

I was wondering the same thing, Amos. He's probably frustrated and his frustration fuels his anger. Perhaps with good counseling and a good course in Anger Management he could be happy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 12 - 10:40 AM

Shane:

Why are you so angry all the time?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 23 Jul 12 - 10:17 AM

Someone needs to, like, get a life, eh? That is what I am thinkin'. Anyways, I got dibs on the ONE number that really flippin' matters here. That's right, eh? And you know what it is? You don't, do youse? Maybe I won't even tell you. I will just swoop down and flippin' take it when the time comes and youse flipheads will have nothin' to do after that but take yer flippin' marbles and go home cryin', eh?

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 12 - 09:40 AM

No, no. I insist that you have those other numbers. You can have 314159265 as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 11:59 PM

Oh, that's alright, man. I'm over it, ya know? You keep it.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 11:37 PM

Amos, I did not realize how deeply you cared for it, how much it meant to the fulfillment of your life to have it. Therefore, by the authority and power invested in me as Mom's Favorite, I herewith declare and proclaim that Amos has dibs on 4545454 when it comes around. He may also have 66166, 66066 (both of them very nice spinners indeed, and 99199 and 99099 as well. 88188 and 88088 are already staked by Eiseley.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 11:31 PM

I, good sir, had dibs!!

I did have a terrible wrasslin' match with my conscience but fortunately my conscience is a weak, puny li'l ole thing an' I whumped it right quick.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 11:26 PM

You are a scurrilous dog and a mangy pike-snitch, a dungbeetle and a querulous jackdaw of a human being, Rapparree. I WANTED that spnner. Pfui!! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 08:57 PM

45454!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 08:56 PM

Screw Manny...I've got DIBS!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 08:55 PM

Again I am faced with a ethical dilemma. I do not know what Manny Kant would say say. I mean, this is definitely a Tugendlehre problem.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 08:52 PM

Like, break free, ya know? Just, like, tune in, turn out and drop out, ya know? Like, I mean, Amos, ya know? And them other Socals? Like, be mellow, ya know?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 07:25 PM

This year is way too booked-up already. It'll have to be next year at the soonest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 06:28 PM

Eiseley too. We can get an old school bus and paint it different colors!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 05:38 PM

Hey, Let's descend on Dani's place in NC the week before the Getaway!!! We can rent a bus and merry madcap our way east to the happenings the Friday before! Stilly, it's about time you made this junket, now. C;mon witchoo!




A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 04:22 PM

Okay, I'll just write something here to keep it going. Pay me no mind.

SOMETHING.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 03:53 PM

So your Art is Thieme-atic?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 03:44 PM

Art is a Thieme.

I'll bet sasquatches would speak Mangani if they could read.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 02:36 PM

But Amos, in the final analysis, what actually is Art?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 01:20 PM

In any case it certainly is a vivid sort of pidgin LH boiled up there, very colorful. Not bad for an imaginary being.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 02:58 AM

I guess it is commendable that a couple of Mom's best can fake Mangani and even know what it is.

But is it productive? Is it in the final analysis, moral? Is it worthwhile? Is it...is it....ART???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 02:26 AM

You wanna talk Mangani to ME, sucker? Fine.

Mangani ugla Rapparee. Rapparee gumado. Rapparee tand intelligent, tand likeable, tand useful to anyone or for anythibg, tand-every kind of good thing there is! Tand, tand, tand! Chongo bundolo Rapparee if Rapparee not kagoda toot sweet. Chongo put Rapparee over alu and spank! Then aro Rapparee many times until Rapparee bund like 10 day old roadkill. Then take Rapparee dako-zan and flay into eta pieces and give to Dango the Hyena. Utor now, Rapparee? Kagoda now?

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 12 - 01:40 AM

Or he can stuff a couple of my hot peppers in his ears. That'll burn out the ear wax and singe the extra ear hair. His hearing will improved immediately!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jul 12 - 10:31 PM

Chongo pan-vo za. Chongo tandlan Chongo za-balu, Chongo kalu. Chongo kalan "Chonga" kas atan. Chongo tand-vulp tand-utor, por ungo. Chongo sord jen ska. Chongo tha Raparree rand eho-kut-ze!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 21 Jul 12 - 09:53 PM

Comments like...

RAK! BUNDOLO TARMAGANI! KREE-GAH!

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jul 12 - 08:09 PM

Maybe he can tune that hearing asid to filter out extremely profane comments...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Jul 12 - 06:24 PM

I have some hot peppers from the garden for the guys down at the Hovel. Don't tell them what they are, see what happens. Put them in snacks or rub the edges of the beer glasses with them. Then you'll see fireworks!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jul 12 - 04:59 PM

Well, I should get new glasses (although it isn't really necessary according to the doc). My hearing aids were reprogrammed the day before yesterday and my new ones are due to be ready on September 4, so my hearing is a bit better than it was.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 12 - 04:07 PM

Ya got good ears or bad eyes or both.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jul 12 - 02:14 PM

You talkin' 'bout me? YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ME?

Oh, yeah. I saw Eiseley this morning. The police were talking with her. I think she was in handcuffs but I didn't get close enough to really see. Four cars and the bomb truck; that beats her old record of only three cars and the bomb truck. I did hear her say something about "not even critical mass yet," whatever she meant by that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jul 12 - 12:58 PM

he expense of spirit in a waste of shame
Is lust in action; and till action, lust
Is perjured, murderous, bloody, full of blame,
Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust;
Enjoy'd no sooner but despised straight;
Past reason hunted; and no sooner had,
Past reason hated, as a swallowed bait,
On purpose laid to make the taker mad:
Mad in pursuit, and in possession so;
Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;
A bliss in proof, and proved, a very woe;
Before, a joy proposed; behind, a dream.

All this the world well knows; yet none knows well
To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.

Billy the SHake


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jul 12 - 09:57 PM

I assume that gnu asked the question. The answer is "Yes."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jul 12 - 07:09 PM

Damn Windows! I put the PC in stasis and then the monitor gets messed up... "Signal is out of range, change status to 1600X900 - 60Hz.

But I CAN'T do that because I can't navigate on a blank screen so I have to reboot and I toss all my cookies.

Damn Windows!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 12 - 06:49 PM

Kitchen, washroom or laundry?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jul 12 - 03:36 PM

Waddaya mean, "likely to"? Defenestration of sinks, ripping doors to bits with her bare hands, pulling up two hundred feet of buried sewer pipe like it was buried string, toppling a 124 car freight train by twisting the engine...waddaya mean, "likely to"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jul 12 - 02:40 PM

ECT? You let them giver ECT??? Haven't you seen One Flew Over the Legionairre's Hovel. She's likely to pull the sinks right out of the floors and throw thenm through the windows.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jul 12 - 01:31 PM

Well, the psychologists and psychiatrists at The Happy Hillside Hospital say she's just fine as long as she takes her medicines and the ECT wears off again. Probably at least a couple more days.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jul 12 - 10:37 AM

I can't help thinking all these "minor incidents" might have just been warm-ups, though, ya know? That lass is a small package but tightly packed with ball bearings and C4...


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