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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Little Hawk 10 Jan 12 - 11:36 PM
gnu 10 Jan 12 - 09:05 PM
Rapparee 10 Jan 12 - 07:44 PM
Don Firth 10 Jan 12 - 06:59 PM
Rapparee 10 Jan 12 - 06:22 PM
Little Hawk 10 Jan 12 - 06:14 PM
Amos 10 Jan 12 - 06:02 PM
Rapparee 10 Jan 12 - 09:40 AM
Acme 10 Jan 12 - 12:42 AM
Amos 09 Jan 12 - 11:01 PM
Rapparee 09 Jan 12 - 08:15 PM
gnu 09 Jan 12 - 08:10 PM
Amos 09 Jan 12 - 07:57 PM
gnu 09 Jan 12 - 04:02 PM
Rapparee 09 Jan 12 - 03:48 PM
Amos 09 Jan 12 - 02:51 PM
gnu 09 Jan 12 - 02:06 PM
Amos 09 Jan 12 - 01:36 PM
Rapparee 09 Jan 12 - 01:24 PM
Rapparee 09 Jan 12 - 10:14 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 09 Jan 12 - 02:17 AM
Amos 09 Jan 12 - 02:07 AM
Rapparee 09 Jan 12 - 01:36 AM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 08 Jan 12 - 11:33 PM
Rapparee 08 Jan 12 - 11:00 PM
gnu 08 Jan 12 - 06:23 PM
Rapparee 08 Jan 12 - 05:58 PM
Rapparee 08 Jan 12 - 05:56 PM
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Rapparee 08 Jan 12 - 04:49 PM
gnu 08 Jan 12 - 04:39 PM
Rapparee 08 Jan 12 - 01:55 PM
Amos 08 Jan 12 - 12:11 PM
Rapparee 08 Jan 12 - 09:45 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 07 Jan 12 - 11:51 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 07 Jan 12 - 11:37 PM
Rapparee 07 Jan 12 - 11:36 PM
Amos 07 Jan 12 - 11:18 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 07 Jan 12 - 11:01 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 07 Jan 12 - 10:37 PM
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Rapparee 07 Jan 12 - 10:06 PM
gnu 07 Jan 12 - 08:18 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jan 12 - 11:36 PM

I stand ready to assist you in this matter of honor, Rapparee.

Ever stalwart, that's me.

I'll await Don's instructions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jan 12 - 09:05 PM

I'll second having a party.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 12 - 07:44 PM

Don, would you please act as the person communicating between the Seconds of the parties?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Don Firth
Date: 10 Jan 12 - 06:59 PM

Gorsh! Don't they talk purty!??

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 12 - 06:22 PM

LH, would you please serve as my Second in this matter?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jan 12 - 06:14 PM

And what about the Rights of Man!???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jan 12 - 06:02 PM

There is rights and then there is rights, Mister R. Until you learn to tell the difference, you're assertions are blither and blather in the Cosmic toilet bowl. But I repeat myself.

One right, of course, that I will never allow anyone to impugn or compromise is my right to defend myself against the encroachments of soi-disant solipsists, to speak plainly in the face of overweening braggadocio, and to lower by a notch any rampant ego who seeks to disrupt the Pax Momae.

Thus, take fair warning; eternal vigilance is levied on your hijinks and your caterwauling ways.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 12 - 09:40 AM

Well, there's this, and a whole bunch of similar ones.

Poor Amos! Brainwashed by the SoCal Vast Right Wing Conspiracy! Is there nothing left for him? He now calls the arms "my right arm" and
"my other right arm." He keeps right even when making a left turn, just to show that he's left left. Poor old Amos!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jan 12 - 12:42 AM

Gnu, I'm ambidextrous but since schools typically taught right-handed there are some things I do with my right hand, like writing. There are other things where I lead with my left hand. My track ball (I agree with Rap - I love it - I hate having to run a mouse all over when I can simply roll it with my thumb). Trouble is, they're also made for right-handers so I don't have a choice, unless I want to start scrolling with my ring or pinkie fingers. Using a mouse (someone else's) now is partly out of habit and partly out of placement, since most people put the mouse on the right.

Now when it comes to the undomesticated variety, if I get them with any handedness I'll wring their scrawny little necks. They're hard on the garden.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 11:01 PM

SIr,

I would like to introduce you to a strange, revolutionary notion. Viz, that a single word--with one set of symbols, one set of phonemes--can have more than one concept attached to it, which it may evoke depending on context, and further, that this plurality of concepts may be entirely different one to the next, with little or no overlap in meaning.

For example, there is no overlap between "left" mean the direction of west when facing north and "left" meaning abandoned or remaining apart. In a similar vein, I hasten to point out to you that there is no strong conceptual link between "right" meaning the direction of east when facing north, and "right" meaning politically conservative, and "right", meaning an inherent privilege concomitant to some category of existence.

Until you master this radical notion you will continue to mewl and spew idiocies into the bottomless toilet of cyberspace!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 08:15 PM

I am at my own computer; my trackball is currently on the right hand side of the keyboard. I don't switch things around if I'm using someone else's computer; they can get right tetchy if you don't put it back the way it was.

Amos, you're so right-minded and hence right-wing that you walk widdershins.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 08:10 PM

I'd guess it's that Idaho Green Bud in a potatoe (correct spelling) bong. Not the bud but the wierd beer he uses in the bong. Moose Piss Pale Lager or some such crap. Too many bubbles in it. Too much oxygen in the brain can mess you up eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 07:57 PM

I said, my good Rapparee, that I was right-minded, not right-wing. Those two are technically mutually exclusive. Why do you never pay attention?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 04:02 PM

Alright! A great start. Thanks, A.

Now, to clarify, Rap... if you had two good arms and your own computer, what would your answer be?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 03:48 PM

I knew it!! Amos is one of them Gingerich-backing, Nixon-voting, right-wingers! Finally he admits it! He's probably got "Bush/Cheney" lawn signs in his house to remind him of the "good ol' days." Voted for Ahnahld, too, I'll betcha. He even admits going to Mexico to get his teeth fixed instead of using a good US dentist, saying he "saves money" that way. Right...and puts Americans out of job! Probably pollutes the water and air, too. Just another tool of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 02:51 PM

Gnuser, I am right-handed, right-minded, right-living, right-acting, and generally right. I mouse with my right hand. Always have, since I walked away from the command line interface in 1986.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 02:06 PM

Thanks to all those who took time to answer my survey. Or, should I say, thanks Rap.

Maybe if I made it more simple to answer the survey (if you subsitute "ball" for mouse, please feel free to do so) :

Mouse... same.

or

Mouse... opposite.

or

Mouse... both.

or

Mouse... both at the same time.

BTW... I got me one a them thar fancy laser mice for my main computer so I don't hafta clean the balls of my mice so often.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 01:36 PM

Meet you at the corner of the Field of Honor, sirrah, iffen you can ever find it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 01:24 PM

I guess ol' Hokh didn't have much to say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 10:14 AM

Mah mamma weren't no gennulman, mah mamma was a LADY!

Okay, dude. I got Mom's permission ta call ya out, as long as we don't git hurt or git blood on stuff or make any sort of mess. And I'm a-doin' that right now.

Show up er face the konseekwenses!

8-gauge Shotguns...4-oh buckshot...6 inches between our belt buckles...fired from the shoulder. High noon. Corner of Main and Center Street.

We kin do lunch down at the Brewery afterwards, okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 02:17 AM

Rapparre: "Probably better'n Amos could do. Now ya gotta git number 10."


Is that after '9' ???

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 02:07 AM

WEll, well, if that ain't an inneresting DEEvelopment. Indeed.

Rapparree, you know perfectly well you had no call for calling out in any case, and if you weren't a two-bit ground-crawling aidewinder, you'd admit it like a gennulman. But your mother was no gennulman, anyway.

But even more inneresting is that fine list of questions and the inteleckshual sweat you poured into crafting them, an admirable job done for regrettably unjustifiable purposes. And more so, that this fine and upstanding dude in town, fresh off the stage, should up and pop out all the answers except 10 just like that blippety blip. I am most indebted to him for drawing fahr on my behalf.

Which leaves it to me to answer your Number 10. The stress forces on the Bucky Done are equal to the moral vectors supporting your rabid outburst of antagonism and braggadocio, multiplied by the natural logarithm of your inestimable brain-cell survival rate.

In sum, zero. And I know this because there is no such thing as a Bucky Done. And trick questions like that are really just a little beneath your dignity, sirrah, if such were indeed possible.

Warm regards,


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 12 - 01:36 AM

He might be, Chongo, but it's probably not from fear of me. More likely it's from fear of fear -- he's afraid he might be afraid. I've seen that lots of times, like when a greenie is cutting fuse for a whopping big charge at the stope face, out beyond any stulls, and he's not sure of the hangin' wall or any bad ground and he's afraid he'll get caught by the shot because he cut the fuse too short...or worse, do it wrong and face the laughter of his partners. It can plumb paralyze a body.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 08 Jan 12 - 11:33 PM

He's hidin' under his bed or his desk, Rap, shiverin' with fear. I knew he would. These here pretentious Socal types don't amount to nothin' when ya get 'em out on the firin' range. No sirree! All they are good for is playin' scrabble, and drinkin' latte grande at Starbucks, and usin' fancy words like "jejune" and "solypsism". Them words don't count for nothin' on the firin' range or in the back alley.

- Chongo

p.s. Interestin' buncha questions you posed there. If it was a case and I was gettin' paid, I would look into answerin' them myself, but it ain't and I'm not. So that settles that.

p.p.s. - I usually use the right hand for the mouse, and I am right-handed. Sometimes I use the right foot, though, if my hands are busy. Bein' ambidextrous, I can use any hand or foot when it comes right down to it, and I've met monkeys who can even use their tail to move the mouse around.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 12 - 11:00 PM

I'm using my wife's computer and she's left-hand mousing. My computer is set up for right hand mousing, but while I was in a cast I was a lefty. When I use our friend Mary's computer, well, she's a lefty. So in answer to your question, I use whatever is available.

BTW, my wife and I both use trackballs instead of mouses. Far superior!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jan 12 - 06:23 PM

Ya know, that brings up a question that intirgues me. How many of you use the mouse with same hand with which you are "handed"? I am right handed and use my mouse with my left hand. Indulge me. I am curious.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 12 - 05:58 PM

I was a-standin' out in the street, mah left hand a hoverin' near the computer mouse cuz mah right hand ain't so good these days. The hot sun a-blazin' down, li'l eddies of snow 'round mah boots. An' Amos never showed. Prob'ly still sleepin' off New Years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 12 - 05:56 PM

Probably better'n Amos could do. Now ya gotta git number 10.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 08 Jan 12 - 05:27 PM

1. An nescis, O mi fili, Quantilla prudentia mundus ____________.
Something like, explain to me son, how little the world is ruled wisely..(or something like that)

2. Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst __________.
Against the stupidity the gods struggle in vain.

3. Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis _________ ______________!
I give to you the dark gods(or gods of darkness..the souls of the forum members

4. Vreau să vorbesc cu un ___________.
Sitting in front of you, I am silent.

5. Buvaye, shcho j korova ___________.
Cows fly, also...(close?)

6. Explain the difference between DDC, UDC, LC, and Expansive.
Has to to with classifying or cataloging..DDC is Dewey Decimal, and UDC is adding another number to include something else..but not sure, exactly. I think libraries use it, and copyrights....not sure all the way...

MARC...Machine readable cataloging...as in copyrights..Alpha numeric system for collection recordings..for ANSCR

False..but almost true....he wrote "The Medium is the Massage"..with an 'A'....

Ok, I'm done...

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jan 12 - 05:15 PM

So this time is it a deadly stare, pointed in Amos' direction? Look out that you don't freeze the Great Salt Lake while yer staring at his neck of the woods. Even with the salt in it, that stare can bring enough chill to make the Ice Capades happy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 12 - 04:49 PM

Amos is a-shiverin' in his boots, scared of me callin' him out at High Noon (Mountain Standard Time). Well, the provin' time done passed an' he ain't showed.

Well, there's that much less ta clean up.

GfS, that's how we do it here at MOAB, lessen we do it another way. Fer instance, one time I called Amos out and we dueled with revolvers -- he fired in my general direction (sorta North-north East fer him) and I fired in his (180 degrees 'tother way). Considerin' he's about 950 miles away ain't nobody got hurt nohow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jan 12 - 04:39 PM

#10... I ca do that. I are a injuneer... but The Steelers are taking the field at the moment. I'll just say, in that pic, empirically, deadloads.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 12 - 01:55 PM

Okay, that's done it. Let's settle this in true MOAB fashion! I'm a-callin' ya out! (Look away, chillun -- there's gonna be blood on the books!)

Finish these lines, translate them, and give the source:

1. An nescis, O mi fili, Quantilla prudentia mundus ____________.

2. Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst __________.

3. Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis _________ ______________!

4. Vreau să vorbesc cu un ___________.

5. Buvaye, shcho j korova ___________.

6. Explain the difference between DDC, UDC, LC, and Expansive.

7. Discuss, in depth, the importance of the correlation between ANSCR and MARC (US, UK, and Canadian varieties).

8. True or false: McLuhan wrote a book called "The Medium Is The Message."

9. Why is Post-Modern Deconstructionism?

10. Compute the stress forces on the Bucky Done at Metals Park in Ohio.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 12 - 12:11 PM

What shall it say about a man that he brag high and low about learning, but disavow it all the next day claiming it never took root.

I think it must be said that such a man is frabjous, completely and thoroughly frabjous, through and through.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 12 - 09:45 AM

That's because Amos is pregnant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 11:51 PM

Jeez...look at it from Amos' mom's point of view...26 kids, a long run on sentence...and NO periods!!!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 11:37 PM

You gone too far that time, Amos, bad-mouthin' Rap's Mother! He is gonna have to call you out for that. Given his penchant for usin' heavy firepower, I don't give you much of a chance of survival. What I would recommend is a grovelin' apology. He might let you live. And don't be callin' me up for protection! You made your own mess this time, Roscoe, and you gotta clean it up yerself.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 11:36 PM

Did I say anything took root, Amos?

There's quite a difference between passing courses and believing what you've been taught. For example, one of my old profs still believes that Walter Whitman, Jr. is the greatest writer America ever produced. The most sensible one once said, "If I monitor a class you're teaching ten years from now and you're feeding them the same stuff I've fed you, I'll go back and change your grade to an F."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 11:18 PM

But says Arthur, I'd not be so proud of those vows,
For you've only ther lend of them, as I suppose;
And ye dare not to change them, one night, for you know
If you do you'll be flogged in the morning....


Good Rapparee,

Bragging about your Papist larning is like bragging about learning morals from your mother the regimental whore, old sod. She had something for everyone, and nothing of value for anyone.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 11:01 PM

KREE-GAH!!! This place is fulla crazy human bozos who are livin' proof that evolution ain't what it's cracked up to be. You can tell that by the company, uh? Even when I drink heavily I am still more lucid than some of the people here. Specially Rap. The man is beyond help. If it wasn't fer his fine understandin' of firearms and mayhem, the man would be a write-off. My buddy Clint (Eastwood) told me he met Rap one time in Reno, Nevada, and they yakked all night about sidearms and pump shotguns and stuff. Too bad I wasn't there. I'd have enjoyed that.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 10:37 PM

Amos: "And I, Mom's First Vowel, am in the far regions where harsh reality gives way to golden Truth, and silver Imagination, beyond the call of all mortal strife, except when I am not."

She had 26 kids?????????.....any punctuation marks or numbers, too?

gnu: "Yer shittin me!"

Wait...I'll look..............................................................................................................................................................................nope!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 10:33 PM

$3400..Whippee!

Me


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 10:06 PM

I guess so, gnu. I was baptized, eddicated, and raised up as a Papist from kindygarden through my baccalaureate degree. Got me minors in both Theology and Philosophy, and I studied them as well. I am equipped to discuss the ins and outs of the views of Augustine of Hippo on sex, I have actually read things like the Summa Theologica and the Summa Contra Gentiles, and I can knock you out with quotes from everyone from Aristotle to Zarathustra. I've lived within literal blocks of the University of Notre Dame du Lac and I've been to Catholic U. I've been to National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception, the Basilica of the Sacred Heart, Knock, the Shrine of St. Anne de Beaupre, and I've even been near Lourdes. I kin out-kneel, out-pray, and quote more Papal Bull than anyone between here and Salt Lake City! I was born on Holy Water Creek, where people git holier the further upstream you go, and I live at the headwaters! I still keep the Black Fast for Lent and I have several disciplines in my closet ready for use. There's only bin one person better'n me, and they crucified him! YEE-HAA! I'm a Terrible Trappist and tonight's my night to HOWL!! Stand back, children, or you'll have the good plumb scared into ya!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 08:18 PM

I am not familiar with the Consonants. Being raised Cat'lic, I had little to do with most other religions. Are they from Constantinople?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 08:00 PM

Rapparre's misunderstanding can be traced to an early-childhood problem with fundamental literacy, which he has struggled with all his many subsequent years. It took him years to straighten out the impression that the vowel was "Poopoo".

Such deep personal problems are often typical of those who were raised as Consonants. For reasons not yet known to science, alphabetical and numerical first assumptions come hard to them. In any case, caveat lector.


A

First Vowel


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 07:20 PM

Yer shittin me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 05:14 PM

That is correct: Amos is Mom's first bowel. And he moves!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 03:23 PM

And I, Mom's First Vowel, am in the far regions where harsh reality gives way to golden Truth, and silver Imagination, beyond the call of all mortal strife, except when I am not.

Fundamentals for the new arrival: Rapparee is not Mom's favorite, despite his assertions, but he is Mom's loudest, which is as close as anyone is going to get. Second, Rapparee is not the Ultimate Source of All Things, although he is the ultimate source of many repugnant practices. Viva la Difference!!

Third, there is a cast of thousands surrounding Little Hawk's fevered brow, any one of which may pipe up and say anything at any time. Do not be dismayed by this; simply and always consider the source.

Blessings on yuour future BS and all of our many endeavours.

A, First Vowel


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 03:03 PM

My brother's in the FBI's hall. For something he did. We don't talk about him much if at all. Poor brother Herman, still locked up after all these years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 Jan 12 - 01:26 PM

.....and my older brother is in the 'Rock and roll Hall of Fame'....and I'm on Mudcat..whoop-ti-doo!...and YouTube...and certain people's shit-list!!..(wink)

GfS


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