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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 02:43 PM

Carpathian spruce top, rosewood back and sides, and Nick's secret recipe for scalloping the braces. Something about her, man. You can power her out just as loudly as the Martin but she has the balance to sing sweetly with middle power as well. I am still getting used to her beauteous sound.

I will get some pictures up tonight.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 01:10 PM

Hmmm. It sounds like an ideal fingerpicking guitar. Those big Martin dreadnoughts were designed to power their way through the noise of a bluegrass band, so they have a really BIG bass end and a lot of volume for strumming, but they are usually less effective for more delicate playing and not as good in the treble end as some other guitars.

What kind of wood does the new one have on the back and sides?

Got any pictures we can see?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 10:14 AM

THis is a hand-crafted gem-like instrument. VIsially it seems less ostentatious andmore elegant than the Martin. It has subtle touches like MoP inlays on the key frets on the edges, and purling, but, instead of a big maker's mark on the headstock, there is a delicate in lay of blue stone with three gold circles in it. Subtle.

Acoustically her voice is brighter, stronger in the upper end, and clearer when played softly than is the Martin.

I am not giving the Martin up by any means. But this Apollo is something special. I am still learning to play her.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 09:57 AM

How does it compare to your favorite Martin

I thought you were shifting the topic to 1960s sitcoms for a moment. But that would be "Martian."

I'm back more than before - two big projects have run their course. Today the foreclosed friend (who last week moved into new digs) should receive payment for clearing out the old (the bank's offer - "broom clean" for $2000 - but that was a hard-earned check with all hands on deck!) and my friend's husband died in hospice last night. That was a relief - I wouldn't wish a death from cancer on anyone.

So, do you suppose Martian knew anything about quarks or other sub-atomic particles? Or was his main shtick anti-gravity games?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 09:50 AM

It's a sick string. He's all excited because of the pink plastic frame and the little handle that plays "Pop Goes The Weasel" when you crank it. This way he never has to learn a new song.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 10:33 PM

How does it compare to your favorite Martin, Amos? Is the Apollonio a 6-string or a 12?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 10:00 PM

You could give me the Martin.   I could take it out on round-ups and use it to sing cowboy songs 'round the ol' campfire as the coyotes howl in the hills and the golden sun sets behind the purple mountains while the scent of the sage mellows the air. And I'd almost NEVER use it to stir the campfire, either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 08:58 PM

I am deliriously happy. My Apollonio six-string is now safe and warm at home. She sings like and angels and rings like heaven's own bells. What a beautiful thing she is!! Thanks, Nick Apollonio, for being such a master of your art!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 01:20 PM

I recommend either PYHOOYA or GFY as an appropriate intermediation.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 10:09 AM

Yeah, Yellowstone National Park. And Grand Tetons National Park, which in directly south of Colter's Hell. Then I'll go to the GCSSA's L&C Range and maybe to FM or WM. I've already been to the USMCRD in SD, CA and even to FLW, MO and FR in KS and FC in CO. I've even been to CIL in VA, MFLA in MSP, CODI in PIT and DWF, ALA in CHI and even OLA in COL. My niece will leave PIH for SLC on FRI. Oh, yeah, I'm been to the OBX, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 01:27 AM

YEllowstone National Park? GT National Park?


ALways with the mysteries.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 11:24 PM

The next time I go to war I'm taking a cameraman, a recording studio, an attorney, a notary public, and a videographer. I'll ask for written copies of all orders, no matter how trivial or important.

Then I won't have the VA trouble I have now.

Mom, I'm leaving for YNP/GTNP tomorrow after I teach. I'll try to stay in touch, but my niece is visiting and ya gotta take the kid around, ya know?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 07:59 PM

The hinterland is ruff.

I wish I had carried a camera rather than a shotgun when I was a boy. I'd have well over 2000 pics of birch partridge alone. I am truly ashamed I didn't know better... didn't learn... didn't think... was a dumb asshole... whatever.

Yes, well over 2000... in about 40 years. Such a waste. It truly saddens me now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 12:51 PM

So do I, Amos. Lovely idea.

But if anyone here imagines that they can get me married off, they are supreme optimists. ;-D They are about as likely to do that as to...

1. find the Fountain of Youth
2. pay off the USA national debt
3. get Dennis Kucinich elected president of the USA
4. bring honesty and good government back (?) to Washington D.C.
5. get Woody Allen to stop complaining and pontificating
6. cause the MOABS threads to wither away due to lack of interest
7. establish peace, harmony, and mutual respect on all Mudcat political threads

You follow me? It ain't gonna happen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 10:45 AM

I think there should be a song about how Little Hawk lives up in the hinterland.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 11:12 PM

Well, that sums it up in a nice nineteenth-century absurdist nutshell, dunnit?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 11:00 PM

...'And only one for birthday presents, you know. There's glory for you!'

'I don't know what you mean by "glory",' Alice said.

Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. 'Of course you don't ? till I tell you. I meant "there's a nice knock-down argument for you!"'

'But "glory" doesn't mean "a nice knock-down argument",' Alice objected.

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean ? neither more nor less.'

'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master ? that's all.'

Alice was too much puzzled to say anything; so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. 'They've a temper, some of them ? particularly verbs: they're the proudest ? adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs ? however, I can manage the whole lot of them! Impenetrability! That's what I say!'

'Would you tell me please,' said Alice, 'what that means?'

'Now you talk like a reasonable child,' said Humpty Dumpty, looking very much pleased. 'I meant by "impenetrability" that we've had enough of that subject, and it would be just as well if you'd mention what you mean to do next, as I suppose you don't mean to stop here all the rest of your life.'

'That's a great deal to make one word mean,' Alice said in a thoughtful tone.

'When I make a word do a lot of work like that,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'I always pay it extra.'...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 10:00 PM

Resolved: That Little Hawk is a marriageable and eligible bachelor.

Yes, but he lives up in the Hinterland which does most of the eligible and marriageable Mudcat females no good. Amos, is there a Plan B to foisting him off matching him up with someone?

MOM and I have kicked back and shared a leftover bottle of wine. The glasses were clean, but the rest of the kitchen is waiting for tomorrow to be cleared up. It was a busy day today, and she wanted to ride along to my friend's house where I've been working to clear it out so the bank will pay him for cleaning it "broom clean." She's the one who told the metal scavengers to stay out of the dumpster and to go around the back and see the owner about anything he might have to donate to their cause. She was a little intimidating with that old blunderbuss she must have gotten from Raparree.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 07:40 PM

Rapparee is like the boy who cried "Whuuuuuffffff!".



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 07:32 PM

Now, if I'd said "LH is betrothed..." it would have been a different matter. For all I know, his troth is still in a plight.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 06:36 PM

"... certain high circles in Pocatello."

Buzzards?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 06:09 PM

The way Rapparee rationalizes this is by making a secret pun in his mind. So, he thinks "Well, Little Hawk IS engaged--in posting on Mudcat! AND he's engaged in buying and selling things. And in ordinary processes like digestion. So I am completely correct to say he is engaged. I didn't say, "Engaged to be married", did I?"

It's just twisty book-minded bull, the specialty of certain high circles in Pocatello.   I see you, Rapparee!! I see you!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 05:46 PM

He has almost as much fun doin' it as I have throwin' darts at yer ugly picture which is up on the wall here, Amos. ;-D Ook! Ook!

The library dude is a real sicko. He lives to raise shit and dispense disinformation about people. You should see the stuff he is sayin' about me on the thread about people who dislike me, "but"...

Well, you probably have already, right? It doesn't worry me. Ya gotta consider the source, after all.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 05:29 PM

I think you do stuff AND it irritates me. It is not for me to judge your intentions, which is why I was asking. But I do suspect you get a grin out of making me bristle. ;>)


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 03:38 PM

It's not so much WHO LH is engaged TO as WHAT LH is engage IN.

Lordy, Lordy, Amos. Do you think I so stuff just to irritate you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 03:27 PM

Rapparee is making stuffing up?

Rapp, why do you invest your efforts in trying to be mysterious and half-communicative? Does it make you feel powerful? It mskes me feel irritated.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 03:15 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 01:59 PM

We call it dressing here. Just dry bread, yellow onions and summer savory left to sit overnight in a bowl on the counter covered with a cloth. Good for turkey, chicken and pork.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 11:58 AM

Obviously I know more that I can tell. And no, I'm not making stuff up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 11:43 AM

What do you know that we don't? OR are you making stuff up again?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:29 PM

Engaged? Do tell.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:27 PM

He's already engaged.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 10:19 PM

Resolved: That Little Hawk is a marriageable and eligible bachelor.



Discuss.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:22 PM

Fleas? Humans don't "get" and "keep" fleas. Unless they cavort with animals that get and keep fleas. I wasn't aware that apes do so. Cats... dogs... other such lower species... yes. But not the noble apes eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 06:17 PM

THAT'S the word that best describes Chongo! And Shame as well.

Simian.

After all, they both have fleas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 02:41 PM

You are such a sucker. Being bullied by an imaginary simian into paying illegal fees for a non-existant copyright. Tsssk!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 01:44 PM

Yer not kiddin', eh?

(I had to pay Chongo a small royalty for using that first word.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 09:38 AM

Mom's a bit old for a fifth childhood, eh?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 11 - 09:03 AM

I've got an old chain saw blade to contribute! And she can dye her hair purple and green and make it spikey and get some more tattooes and wear black! Sort of a punk goth thug old fogey!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 11:37 PM

MOM, I'm bushed! I helped empty an over-stuffed garage of the trash hoarded there and have just a little more to do tomorrow. I may get to that concert in the evening after all! I brought you home a few trinkets - there seemed to be a lot of ratchet sets rolling around on the floor so I picked up a handful and you can string them and wear them like chrome beads.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 06:35 PM

Chongo's stump speech.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 03:00 PM

Speaking of politics Chongo practices his stump speech in his back yard.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 02:31 PM

Those who can, do. Those who can't go into politics.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 12:50 PM

Yes, he's very good at it. Too bad he didn't go into politics, isn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 12:48 PM

There is a whole class of communications called "Pretense" where artful signals are deployed in intricate, meaningful ways as though someone intended to communicate, but where the actual intent is no such thing. In this specialized and counter-productive genre, our own Rapparee is an acknowledged master.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 11 - 11:48 AM

It was a near thing, Rap. You almost destroyed what mind he has left with all that science-babble.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 10:59 PM

Damn. He's still around. Well, better luck next time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 10:15 PM

Matago ya kuku mweusi, nadhani,
Ni mbali, mbele au nyuma;
Haikuta mayai kuku huku au sasa --
Ni kwa hivi haipatikani.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 08:56 PM

The crisis is over! Don went out at sunset to check on Shane and Shane was gone! But a frantic search around town ended up finding him searching the dumpster behind Tim Horton's for discarded donuts and stuff.

"Flip, man, I got a real bad headache," Shane remarked. "Musta been something I ate, eh? Got smokes?"

Everything is back to abnormal. Do not adjust your sets. Do not loiter. Move on, please. Nothing to see here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Oct 11 - 07:40 PM

The wheels fell off.

Google that Rap.

Gee whiz.


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