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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 11 - 09:46 AM

Too late! She's on your tail (so to speak) right now. She'll throw you in with Vick's pit bulls and you'll be licked to death!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 10:52 PM

I thought you liked dachshunds. Well, I'm gong to sic Rebecca on you (she has three at the moment).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 10:27 PM

Right on, Janie. I've never owned a television, though I've had to put up with them now and then, due to being in the company of people who did for various periods of time. And I detest the bloody things.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 10:11 PM

Well done, Sibs.

Waiting out the night in a cheap hotel in Asheville to attend an OCD workshop tomorrow.

It is a good experience, being reminded why I have not owned a television in 30 years. (I left my book on the kitchen counter this morning.)

If I wanted to spend an extra $10 dollars I could have my dachshund with me, if I had a dachsund.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 10:10 PM

If you have to ask why she would want a Dachshund, my dear fellow, there would be no use in telling you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 09:32 PM

Eiseley, back to the grindstone, please! We want to to pass that Capstone test and come down here to GRADUATE.

I'm astonished at the 2,222nd wind that seems to be blowing around here with the Next Big Number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 09:23 PM

Why would she want a dachshund when she has three sons? They are named biblically: Genesis, Exodus, and Leviticus. Their nicknames are Sis, Dus, and Cus.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 06:54 PM

So don't just stand there! Get a Dachshund.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 06:53 PM

Anymore


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 06:12 PM

Well, it's kinda like this. I know where Eiseley lives, and she's well up the hill from the railroad. And the river, for that matter. Actually, her house is near the Legion Hovel. Not that she has much truck with THOSE sorts, her being a sober, prim, and upstanding lady of the community and all. Why, once a couple of the Legionaires were draped on her front fence, drinking some sort of rotgut and capping Shakespeare lines for the next drink. One of them couldn't identify the play, act and scene of a quote and was getting all hot and bothered about it. Eiseley opened her upstairs window and yelled, "It's two a.m., the quote is from Kemp's 'Nine Daies Wonder' and not Shakespeare, and you two be off or I'll sic the dog on you!"

Eiseley doesn't have a dog.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 05:17 PM

He has no friends to help him now. Perhaps he'll die upon that train.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 04:41 PM

Brava, brava, Katherine Eiseley!
You are turning out preciseley
As your friends all knew you could
And your parents hoped you would!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 04:05 PM

Another meaning for Digitalis Itermediaris is: "One who causes another to have a heart attack."

Two down, one to go!

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 03:27 PM

I would not want you to asphixiate on my account, Amos. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 03:25 PM

I await your disclosures with bated breath -- not.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 03:04 PM

It would depend. Actually, one should check with the College of Heralds, both in England and Scotland. I shall do so when I have time, perhaps later today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 02:26 PM

that would be trademark rights, not copyright


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 02:23 PM

Let's just see who can outsnub who around here, shall we?

Gentlemen! Prepare to elevate your noses!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 02:18 PM

Rapparee, you are such a snob and a pedant. I was not describing the family shield, merely the finger. Hence, I was not under the constraints of your unduly vaunted formalisms. Furthermore, in order to acheive the error you so wantonly attribute to me, the finger would also have be d'or, and that would infringe Mister Fleming's copyright, now wouldn't it? Of course, I wouldn't expect you to know anything about such arcane matters as intellectual property, as a long-time well-established member of the have-nots.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 01:19 PM

Impressive, man. Impressive. That was a post number of considerable import.

Being now a proud bearer of the Digitalis Intermediaris on Field d'Or, I intend to make a living by going around and giving lectures to awestruck audiences in places as far afield as Moosejaw and Cornerbrook. And I owe some of it to Amos. A tiny bit of it. Well, hardly enough worth metioning...but, still, let it not be said that I would fail to show appropriate gratitude to those who have made any contribution, no matter how small, to my magnificence. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 11:18 AM

Oh, by the way -- 39,700.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 11:17 AM

But I am certain you are not familiar with the nuances of heraldry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 11:17 AM

Amos, if the rampant digit on a field d'or has no color specified it would be the same as the field and couldn't be seen. Now if you had specified, for example, "Rampant, the middle digit of the left hand sable, upon a field d'or" you'd have the contrast of black on gold. As it is, you have a washout.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 09:46 AM

My God. Amos has the Order of the Purple Raspberry, the much coveted OPR. He can now wear The Sash and The Medal to appropriate function, such as meeting with the Queen or the President. I assume, however, that it is the OPR Fourth Class, With Leaden Palms. Nothing higher has been given since Spiro Agnew croaked passed away.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 11 - 12:27 AM

ANd yours the Digitalis Intermediaris, old friend. Rampant, on field d'or.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 11:49 PM

Amos....that last post of yours was the apotheosis of quasi-intellectual bafflegab masquerading as genuine communication! Truly astounding. I salute you, sir. You have surpassed the limits of mere turgid and pretentious verbosity at its very best and reached beyond it to the Olympian heights of Unfathomably Ultimate BS!!!! (UUBS) This earns you the Purple Raspberry, a title sought by many, attained by very few indeed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 09:46 PM

Undefinable, then. But that's okay, Amos. You can still be proud of your Undefinable sonnets.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 08:33 PM

Ity will not serve you, sir, to try to reduce my fine and delicate insights and inspirations into some ordinary wash of hyper-intellectual conversation by trotting out your Inventory of Literary Cliches for everyone's delectation. No, the genuine article will always stand out, the original glow of New Creation unquenchably surrounding it with a halo of Supreme Quality from which no torrent of mere mental liquidity may ever detract.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 07:09 PM

I hope His Noodly Appendage will touch MOAB on that magical day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 07:01 PM

Of course....there would be...other burdens.

Gosh! This thread is really getting near the 40,000 mark. I pray every morning and night that William Shatner will be moved to visit us and grace us with his online presence at the great moment when we cross the line of 40K.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 06:54 PM

"Youse guys" should try being Shane for a few days. It's so much less complicated, and you'd be spared the burden of having to indulge in these exquisitely arcane and complex exercises in intellectual oneupmanship. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 02:35 PM

Amos, are you referring to Petrachean, Shakespearian, Spenserian, or the "undefinable" type of sonnet? Each, of course, has its strengths and weaknesses, especially I suppose in English. The basic English iambic pentameter metric, compared with, say, the Italianate form, does lend itself well to the "Two S'es" forms, but the Petrachean seems to be more in vogue on the continent. And then of course there is the "undefinables"...you might well fit in there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 12:59 PM

Some days when I drop in here and the subjects have gone through a rapid kaleidoscope of change, I want to sing this song.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 12:09 PM

Tommy Emmanuel? More mind-blowing even than Mark Knopfler? Anything on Youtube?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 12:01 PM

The classic sonnet--14 lines, ABABCDCDEFEFGG rhyming pattern, often in iambic pentameter--is defined as much by the nobility of its sentiment as by the lines of its structure. Some stirring examples:

"That time of year thou may'st in me behold..."
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
"When Rapparree pretends to know it all..."

Notice the trochees tripping lightly o'er the page...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 10:11 AM

No, I clipped the first three or four items off the tracert.

Listen, peoplele, listen: DO NOT TURN DOWN ANY OPPORTUNITY TO SEE TOMMY EMMANUEL PLAY LIvE!!


Saw him last night--an amazing fountainhead of life and the most mind-blowing guitarist going.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 10:00 AM

As he always says, "Spare the rod and spoil the fishing."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 09:59 AM

You can do it. In fact, you WILL do it...'cause if you don't I'll tell your father and you know what THAT means!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 09:08 AM

One down, two to go!

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 16 Feb 11 - 08:49 AM

Amos said:system net-trace between my domain and Mudcat's. It was actually several hops short



So it never got here? or had a "head start" from your place?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 09:25 PM

So was the tracert I did. The last 15 or hops were the same as yours, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 06:44 PM

"That last sonnet" was a system net-trace between my domain and Mudcat's. It was actually several hops short.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 06:30 PM

Geez! That is a pretty cool pitcher you posted there fer my future weddin', Rap. It has got me thinkin' some.

I ain't never been married before. So it might, like, be a cool thing to do, eh?

On toppa that this here Sheryl and her nutcase old man are becomin' a problenm that is way hard to, like, deal with, cos they are flippin' bent on me marryin' her, eh? And the old man might shoot me too, if'n I don't do right by her. I can't see lettin' that happen!

So maybe I should, like, bite the bullet and do it...

It would be majerly cool to have some little McBride kids runnin' around here, and I know that if I had a son I could, like, teach him all the stuff he needs to know, like, about growin' dope and drivin' snowmobiles and rollin' smokes and stuff. I could, like, groom him, eh? To, like, follow in my footsteps. Or if it was a daoughter, then...well, I would hafta get some advise on that from maybe Officer Dana or someone. There are the talent shows over at the Iron Horse, eh? The girls who win get to be servers there sometimes, long as they can, like, balance a tray with 12 beer on it.

The thing, is...gettin' married is a majer step and ya gotta be preepared to erne a desent livin' for yuerself and the fambly. I can't see Cheryl doin' much besides maybe workin' at the Timmies or the Vareyity store or somethin'...and anyways, she will be havin' to handle the baby fer awhiles...till he gets weened on to the beer, eh?

So that puts the load on me.

This means I am gonna have to take the bull by the mungoberries and bare DOWN!

I got a plan I am workin' on. Just wait and see.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 05:30 PM

Rap... you were one syllable over in your sonnet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 05:20 PM

Bearded Bruce was posting the damn things forever on a thread I started. He seems to have quit doing so recently.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 05:00 PM

Or several volumes. It's the mean thing to do.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 04:47 PM

So should I post a sonnet of one line?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 03:53 PM

Amos, as long as a sonnet is about fourteen lines long it qualifies as a sonnet. It's the average number of lines in all sonnets ever written that counts. As long as bar-X for the summation of all lines of all sonnets equals 14, all is well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 01:33 PM

A... that last sonnet has to many lines.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 11 - 12:53 PM

That sounds like a pretty prescient set of predictions, Rapparee. Yes, it's going to be difficult for Shane to join the work force, given that he has little or no experience and little or no inclination for it. He really should have been born to some filthy rich family like Penelope Rutledge's and provided with a generous yearly allowance and not have been required to even deal with nasty things like seeking work...


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