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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 10:21 PM

Ubi caritas...well, if you absolutely MUST ignore such things your kilogram will be off by a bit, sort of like a butcher with his thumb pushing up or pushing down the scale, but since gravitation is universal it would probably be somewhat difficult to find a place without said anomalies or others waiting to be discovered. So in charity and love I'll allow 1 kg. mass = 1 kg. weight (+/- a smidge), and this can go up or down from there.

Kind, charitable, caring, sharing, tolerant to a fault -- c'est moi.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 06:50 PM

'Twas ever the task of Menne of Bookes
To add decimals in places
Where no-one looks.
The results of which
Are endless gleaning
In seas of data
Free of meaning.


In any case, sirrah, to take me task for ignoring Bouquier anomalies in my discussion of guacamole is most uncharitable, and even shrewish of you!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 05:44 PM

And, Old Man Of the Sea, wouldst thou find exactly 1G (that is, g = 9.8 m/s^2)?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 05:19 PM

No, I am not sure, oh Manne of BOokes; but a kilogram of mass surely weighs a kilogram at 1G.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 04:26 PM

It is generally accepted that 6.02 x 1023 atoms of carbon weigh 12.01 grams. 6.02 x 1023 atoms of copper weigh 63.55 grams. ANd 6.02 x 1023 atoms of helium weigh 4.003 grams.

Gee, Amos. did you figger that out yer own self? If so, are you certain you're not confusing atomic weight with atomic mass?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 02:44 PM

It is generally accepted that 6.02 x 1023 atoms of carbon weigh 12.01 grams. 6.02 x 1023 atoms of copper weigh 63.55 grams. ANd 6.02 x 1023 atoms of helium weigh 4.003 grams.

As we can clearly see from experience, guacamole, per cubic centimetre, weighs much more than helium, a good deal more than carbon, and less than solid copper.

From these figures, I would extrapolate that 6.02x10^23 molecules of guacamole weigh (>4.03, >12.01, <63.5) and will call a rough figure of merit at about 40.574 grams, the estimated mass of a guacamole mole (a mole of guacamole molecules). Mmmmmm---OLÉ!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 01:53 PM

Call ME out? You're the one with mole hair in your teeth.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 01:26 PM

Oh, FIE, sir! FIE! I may have to call you out if you persist in these unwarranted and scurrilous allegations.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 01:24 PM

THen you should try your sexual adventures on humans, instead.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 12:56 PM

I don't like getting those little mole hairs in my teeth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 12:55 PM

Are you mixing your mole with guacamole (different)? Aguacate with guacamole (the same)?

I make guacamole in big batches and freeze the extra in ice cube trays. I made a really good batch this week so picked up some more avocados to make more this weekend. My picky eater son will eat guacamole though try to get him to eat other green stuff and he mostly shudders.

The Switch will be flipped in a few minutes. We're viewing via a converter box, so I expect no changes, but maybe the digital signal might be a little stronger. That would be nice for a few of these channels.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 12:45 PM

you can make moles from avacados though - which is what guacamole means!

6x10^23 makes a nice sauce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 12:43 PM

Yes, give your thanks to Juan Jesus Escobar Felipe Renaldo de Vasconcelos y Calderon. Without him you would now be subsisting on cucarachas in a filthy hole in Ciudad Juarez.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 12:35 PM

That's the phone number of the Mexican lawyer who got you out of jail in Cuernevaca, man. Your Abogado's Number was all that stood between you and an intimate relationship with some unpleasant Aztecas.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 12:28 PM

Hi Mom! Just got back from grocery shopping. I was gonna get some avocados, but wasn't sure how many to buy. I seem to have forgotten the value of Avocado's Number.

I remember it has something to do with a mole, which is sorta weird since moles don't eat avocados.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 12:07 PM

Personally, I find Winona Ryder hard to ignore. And dachshunds.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 11:18 AM

Dunno.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 11:12 AM

Who?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 09:57 AM

Did you say something? I am not ignoring you, as you can see from this post. Don't be silly. THere are some things one cannot ignore--earthquakes, nuclear explosions, tsunamis, cute girls and Rapaire.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 09:08 AM

I knew you guys would do that. But I'm used to it. Being ignored is part of my way of life. Always has been. When I was a itty-bitty baby my momma would rock me in the cradle and then forget me for three or four weeks. I could barely crawl out and get something to eat, and I gotta tell ya, boll weevils aren't very filling. You have to get a lot of them, even as a itty-bitty baby, to have a decent meal. And did you even fight with a mole over a worm to eat? Moles are nasty, evil creatures and fight dirty. But eventually my momma would remember me and come back and rock me in the cradle some more and then ignore me some more. Eventually I grew a little and she found it hard to ignore a guy who was six feet two inches. I didn't fit in my little cradle anymore, so she made me get my pit boots on and go work in the coal pits until I earned enough money so I had a real bed. This was fine with me, but it was disconcerting to have her ask who I was every evening when I came home, or call "HEY! IT'S TIME TO GET UP! AND BRING WHAT'S HIS NAME, TOO!"   So that's okay. Go on and ignore me. I'm used to it. Ignored and forgotten, my memory faded from the World's conscious like the medals that I wear. It's fine. I'll go back to work, back to where it's dark as a dungeon and damp as the dew. I don't mind a bit, even though the dangers are many and the pleasures are few, because I owe my soul to the company store.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 05:57 AM

Ahhhh SO!! Must follow up....in mine.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 12:26 AM

....in all my spare time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 12 Jun 09 - 12:25 AM

Ah, but it appears they may be a single subject, or at least closely correlated subjects in understanding the evolution of the brain and consciousness of self.

Mirrors in the Brain, How Our Minds Share Actions, Emotions and Experience has been highly recommended to me by a psychiatrist with whom I work. I'll be ordering it and reading it soon. He says the research is quite brilliant, but they do not quite connect all the dots.

He is a rather noted psychoanalytical psychiatrist with a strong interest in neuroscience (a rather uncommon combination), and has been invited to write a paper that moves toward connecting the dots.

Apparently the parts of the brain involved with sophisticated tool making have to do with fine motor skills and language. Both involve understanding of the use of symbols. Use of symbols suggests the ability to distinguish between self and others, and it all is somehow wrapped up with mirror neurons.

I'm gonna go edumacate myself on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 11:26 PM

Not as a single subject!! :D

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 11:19 PM

Not only that, Amos, I sorta like bugs, even though I am a little scared of them.




Have you read up on mirror neurons, tool development, language and empathy?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 11:17 PM

Both Mmario and Henry are spared for the time being, and I'd like to invite all ya'll to my house Saturday night for a family reunion and cookout. Sweet Sister sent me a surprise shipment of assorted steaks and stuffed chicken breasts from Omaha Steaks, only she put the wrong street address on it so they arrived a day late, still cold, but thawed, all but the New York strip steaks and 4 of the fillets, which were on the bottom, right up against the dry ice before it completely dissapated.

Ya'll come!   Greek Potato Salad and garlic roasted asparagus as sides, along with a salad from my garden, and peach cobbler for dessert.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 11:09 PM

I have to say there is something deeply touching, janie, about the image of you crawling around the scuppers of the clinic with a flashlight looking for a lady Hercules beetle so Henry will be content in love. An example of trans-species tendresse and savoir-faire beyond the call of duty. Sniff....



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 10:52 PM

A barded bard, singing the castrato part, is scarcely meet for so fine a low-tenor voice. Have pity.

Remember, the females don't have horns, I think. So they may not be as horny as Henry.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 10:44 PM

We have established that Henry likes grapes.

We still haven't found a girfriend for him. It may take a while. I may have to go to the clinic after dark and look around under the lights to find a lady love for him.

First time I have ever fancied myself a matchmaker.

Mmario, if you steam Henry, I'll fricasse you!

Yum!    Bard you with garlic and a rosemary rub before I toss you in the skillet of hot olive oil and butter.




Just think. Briefly, I bet you could sing the high tenor parts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 04:27 PM

Hey Mom! Guess what?!!

The P. A. Mosey Memorial Shooting Club is now officially affliated with the Civilian Marksmanship Program! This is soooooooo cool!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 03:31 PM

Spoken like a Dragon Boob, sirrah.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 02:15 PM

No, you haven't seen anything until you've seen a dragon in wasp.

Her hair was real shiny
And soft as pure silk
And when she shampooed it
She used dragon milk....

"Say, were do you get dragon milk?"
"From a cow with short legs!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 01:05 PM

Oh, say, Big Emm, you ain't seen NUFFIN' 'til you've seen a WASP do drag.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 12:48 PM

I didn't know wasps did "drag" - Is that a Texas thing?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 12:45 PM

I watched another tarantula dragged across the yard by another tarantula hawk today. This one took the long way round, perhaps trying to avoid dragging on grass by detouring to the paved driveway, but the trip back over to my neighbor's shrubbery where she apparently was going to stash her prey was longer across a different patch of grass than just hoofing it straight down the turf where she bagged the spider.

Geez. Dumb wasp. The one I followed last month was a better dragger.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 11:50 AM

There are three species of Hercules beetles native to the US. Why does it not surprise us that Amos would choose to link to the one with "tityus" as its species name?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 11:26 AM

Some background information on Dynastes titius Henryicus.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 10:18 AM

You'll cook up tough
Like Star Fleet stew!
Your chitin heart
Will tell on you!!


Songs of the Galaxy Rover
Arcturian Content, Inc.
Endomyion City, 2189


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 09:56 AM

IV-B's are really pretty good just split and grilled quickly. The shell doubles as a serving platter. A squeeze of lime and some julienned spring onion scattered over the top and ya got good eats!

errr....so I've heard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 09:21 AM

Just like anything else with an exoskeleton: cockroaches, crickets, lobsters, and folks from Antares IV-B.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 08:39 AM

I would never fricasee Henry!

Hercules beetles need to be stewed to soften the chitin.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 07:03 AM

Actually, no. I've passed Henry on to a colleague at work who already has tamed a couple of tree frogs and an anole. Trying to convince him, however, to not house Henry with the anole, who is not quite as big as the beetle and could possibly get gored. We are now on a hunt for a female so he will have a breeding pair.

In captivity, one feeds them ripe, juicy fruits such as peaches and pears.

Did you know Hercules Beetles are the strongest animals in the world? Gentle Giants.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 12:55 AM

After the book, Amos, rent the movie with Winona Ryder. It's really quite good, though probably not as good as the book, I suspect.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 11:58 PM

My posts don't seem to go through this evening.

Janie, is your beetle going to eat you out of house and home?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 11:39 PM

I am always grateful for an opportunity to see into worlds beyond my own, gentle Rapaire.

I am part way through, of all things, Little Women.

Good night, Mother!!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 09:20 PM

Ha ha, Amos! Made ya look!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 08:34 PM

Oh Yuck, Donuel.

Glad all have recovered.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 08:33 PM

My whole family got the flu but were all better now.
In general it sucked.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 07:33 PM

Sure, Janie, you can keep him. Just be sure to keep the little creature's exact location a secret from Mmario. He'll try to fricassee the poor dear at the next Tavern thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 07:03 PM

Look Ma, I found a Hercules Beetle!


His name is Henry.

Can I keep him?


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