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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Dec 08 - 10:22 AM

You're probably a couple of night owls who never went to bed. You're not up early, you're up really really late.

Don't forget:

Spitzen Zeigen Vorwärts

especially if you're walking around in a daze of no sleep.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 08 - 08:16 AM

I didn't expect ME up this early.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Dec 08 - 06:34 AM

Oh, indeed. Indubitably. Without question.

Didn't expect me up this early, did you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 10:42 PM

He probably went into a comma.

Little Hawk, you above all should appreciate the surly dark impulses that lead the ignorant to belittle any remark they cannot appreciate.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 10:16 PM

Oh, please don't rag on the poor fellow. He probably doesn't know what got into him!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 09:40 PM

Girl's father and brothers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 07:04 PM

The Punctuation Police?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 06:07 PM

A friend of mine got in trouble about missing a period.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 06:01 PM

The period of complete fall from 1 to Y+1 is defined by the viewer filer:1 day, 3 days, or more.

But you have corrected me on the important thing, that it is period, not count.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 03:28 PM

An optical delusion?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 03:23 PM

rate of fall = 24 hours from last post to thread. period. It may appear that she is falling faster, but that is an optical illusion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 03:21 PM

But down she still fell, like a cold silent rock.
Then up stepped a brave soul, one Amos yclept,



Note typographical corrections. The rate of descent is a function of the number of posts, which defines the relative location of any single thread of interest x in the display of a fixed number of threads y such that Locx[Y] is a function of n, the number of posts added since Locx=0. If a practical average rate of posts can be determined, this is also a function of T1-T0 where T0represent the time-stamp at which Nx=1, and T1 represents the time-stamp at the time of interest. As n or t increase the distance from y of post x decreases approaching the point where n=Y+1, which is essentially a catastrophic and existential end-time. In light of these considerations, I hold that my characterization was apt.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 03:15 PM

Once he built a poem, he made it run
Meter, scansion, and rhyme,
Once he built a poem, now it's done
Brother, why'd he spend the time?

Once in Navy blue, gee, he looked suave
Full of Pusser's Admirals Rum
Driving a ship he went charging through waves
And he was the guy who was numb!

Say don't you remember? You called him "Al"
It was "Al" all the time,
Say don't you remember? He was your pal,
Though his mom named him "Amos", that's fine.

       --Irving Dusseldorf Halterope, "The Sailorboy"
       (Penhopscotch Community Press, 1823ff.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 03:05 PM

But down she still fell, like a cold silet rock.
The upstepped a brave soul, one Amos yclept,


You consider 2 hours a steep fall, out of the range of 24 hours?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 02:49 PM

Still awash in our grandiloquent hubris, are we? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 02:12 PM

Half the way downward, hotter and sweeter
Into the dark at the bottom rode Mamacita.
DOwn to the edge of the lowest thread's bottom;
Calling for new posts from any who'd got 'em.
Calling for BS from just anywhere
Even plagiarized content from such as Rapaire!
Spiralling south with a plea for new stock
Some new inspiration or banter or talk
From MMario, Stilly, or Little the Hawk!
But down she still fell, like a cold silet rock.
The upstepped a brave soul, one Amos yclept,
And avowed, though my silence too long have I kept
I offer my fortune, my typing and tongue
To renew out fair Mother, and keep her thread young.
Then upward he posted, a lengthy new ditty,
Though its scansion was iffy, and its imagery shitty
At least it was BS, beyond any question!
The sort that our Mom says is good for digestion!
The purest and brightest and truest of bull
(Though self-referential, and tending to pull).
ANd with this new fodder, our Mom's course reversed!
Headed straigh toward the best from the nadir of WOrst
And proves as the shine shown upon her again,
That BS is stronger than the weakest of men.
And lifted her up to the top of the list
By sunbeams and starlight and moons to be kissed.
Hurrah for our Mom! She again shines on men!
Let's see that this bull doesn't happen again!!

Alfred Binary Decimason
The Ballad of the Light-Wit Brigade
"Light-Wits and Other Luminaries", 2d Edition

Ponder and Reflection, Birnmingham, 1876


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 11:11 AM

One wreath on each door---period.

Quick and easy.   We're going over the Colorado River and through the Verde Valley cottonwoods to Grandmother's house for Xmas.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 10:54 AM

I haven't done much of anything. It sticks around too long, but I'm about to the point to start pulling out boxes of decor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 09:15 AM

Fortunately, my family is 1,800 miles away. All I have to do is send some gift cards and things. Of course, my brother wants to come out here and go elk hunting next Fall...that along could extend Christmas for years and years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 16 Dec 08 - 09:12 AM

uhnnnnn. I have done 13 Chritmasses so far. Have numbers 14, 15, 16 and 17 coming up this weekend, number 18 on the 24rth.

Then family Christmas will be on New Year's this year as the sister and b-i-l will be in Venice (italy) on the 25th.

Counting the visit w/ the great nieces (which of course MUST be counted) it looks like the 20 days of Christmas for me this year.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 10:42 PM

Jeeze, man--what, you wanna exterminate MOAB???


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 09:11 PM

My plea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 08:35 PM

All right you wise guys. I'm doing this for Mom's sake... This area is now posted!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 07:47 PM

This is really an historic occasion--TWO palindtomes sucked up in as many hours!! Snatched from hands of the many and the innocent by the perspicacious market timing of the few and the initiated. Satanic, indeed!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 06:57 PM

That's a rather roly-poly looking number, isn't it? Take it out back on the golf course (is there snow handy?) and see if you can sled on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 06:50 PM

Yeah. And in additional to the Satanic Palindrome, I've just snatched 26666.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 04:22 PM

Rapaire the Brave, Rapaire the Strong
Rapaire the Big of Ego;
Whose fame resounds from Ekatong
To rhe backwoods of Oswego!
While some were dull, and some asleep,
And some were merely zonkered,
Rapaire upon the world did creep,
And the Palindrome he conquered!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 04:06 PM

Except for the last few posters, for whom exceptions are always expected. As the Great Poet once said, "Ya don't need a vas deferens to know which way the wind blows...".



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 03:36 PM

Homo sapiens non urinat in ventum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 03:27 PM

Got it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 03:15 PM

boghaj *QISmaS* Quch 'ej boghaj ram majQa' jach 'e' leghghach mejpa' vIQoy


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 02:21 PM

N'hodt zin glavici nas raputoczehk!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 02:18 PM

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 02:09 PM

This thread is like a 3-way pingpong game on a specially designed table with the nets set up like a triangle. ;-)

Now and then some vile intruder like me steps in to offer a comment.

I think I will start paying a few other people to do the same thing. I won't pay them much, mind you, but a small stipend, I suppose.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 01:33 PM

What is this "sense of humor" of which you speak?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 12:22 PM

Just so people don't read a double entendre into that motto, Rap. You wouldn't want people getting the mistaken idea that the library staff has a sense of humor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 12:15 PM

BEsides, it is a matter of literal mindedness of the dullest sort to cleave to such a fine distinction: pointy-end forward is awful close to Tits Up (or perhaps "Tits Ahead" or even "Tits Ahoy"). Just because your own obsessions incline to steel jackets rather than delicate aureolae does not mean we all have to jump in.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 12:02 PM

Not yet, but it's in a dramatic neck-and-neck race with my sense of humor.

When the SOH wins, memory just goes with whichever is the funniest image, you see.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 11:28 AM

Spitzen Zeigen Vorwärts



Please do not forget again, for we have ways of making you remember.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 09:07 AM

"Pointy-end forward", only in German. I'll post it when I get to work.

Your attention span going, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 02:28 AM

There motto is "Tits up!", or something like that, I recall.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 11:21 PM

Remind us again.

Oh--and Amos will soon be awarding you the nTropy Trophy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 09:25 PM

Speaking of points, we (my #2 and I) have ordered caps for our Library shooters with the Shooting Team motto (see somewhere below) on them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 07:57 PM

See> It happened again!!

I suspect you are exacerbating entropy, rather than defeating it in any degree.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 06:57 PM

I would say you may be breaking the laws of probability, but not those of entropy. The First Law of Teats, taught me by the noble friars of the Temple of the Golden Globes, is that gravity always wins. But as I said before, the interjection of pure intent can certainly reduce that law to a marginal factor, not to put too fine a point on it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 06:08 PM

Except, of course, for me. Slowly I am slowing entropy just by my sheer existence.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 05:53 PM

Entropy increases until life-force of a sufficiently high frequency interjects its own special magic in the form of live communication, order, ethics, humor or pure spiritual intent. This secret formulation is the explanation for the success of good BS and the dolorous collapse of the other sort.

Thus, the effect of entropy bears witness to the fact that those things have not been interjected, no matter how heavy the interdispositions may have been, sir.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 03:46 PM

Because, what I say is heavy, man, HEAVY. And in spite of Sister Rita Of The Cowled Face, you haven't yet learned the Laws of Thermodynamics or you would know that entropy ALWAYS increases.

Besides, have you been paying attention to that stuff Mom has been drinking lately?? It's almost enough to make me swear off something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 03:41 PM

Every time you start talking about yourself, Mom sags toward the bottom and I have to come along and prop her up again, Rapaire.   Why is that?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 12:52 PM

MY chloresterol, both HDL and LDL, is the envy of many. It is very much in control, and my "cardiac accident" possibility is quite low at 29%. Hmph!


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