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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 03:15 PM

An excellent plan, sir, brilliantly conceived and impeccably drawn. I have discussed it with my best-beloved Wyffe, and her view is that the notion of fan-girls tapping on bedroom windows is unacceptable due to certain moral reservations upon which we approximately agree.

I explained to her that the fan-girls would be an ineluctable and inseparable part of the whole, the negligible price of the greater good, but her view was adamantine and immovable. Thanks for your sterling efforts, in gratitude for which I have duly seen that your maritime persona has been relieved of onerous pumping duties.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 03:29 PM

Next week it's Shane's turn to speak to an AA drop-out class
And, they'll expect answers to all of the questions they ask
What would they say if he told them of his currrent month's sins?
And, the good times with the girlies at all of the Trailer Park Inns?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 03:32 PM

Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Nooothing. And because you're such good listeners, here's another nothing, for nothing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 03:34 PM

That's if he survives his present dilemma and sobers up in time...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 03:43 PM

"It's all he can stands, cause he can't stands no more"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 03:58 PM

isht, OK, I'll take the 60.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 03:59 PM

The man is without redeeming social value. Skinhim alive and make condoms of him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 04:16 PM

OK McBride, wash your hands and the telephone also....after you crap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 04:24 PM

The sucking and fighting behaviour of Shane and his infant brothers was researched when he was a infant (some say he still is a child). Although Shane sucked from all teats during this early period, he spent an average of 55% of his sucking time at a single teat. This could explain his behaviour to today?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Anonymous Secret Informant
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 04:43 PM

H. Archibald Cogswell III, eh? So that's what he's calling himself this time...

Look, there is no such person as H. Archibald Cogswell III. In fact, there's nobody named Archibald in the entire population of North America. Sure, there used to be lots of them, but nobody's named their kid Arhibald since 1930.

His real name is Wesley Arbuckle, and he has a long history of passing himself off as a "gentleman of means" to unsuspecting women, rifling their bank accounts, maxing out their credit cards, and unexpectedly disappearing. Last month, he was Roberto Enrico, purported owner of a chain of up-scale hair salons. He claimed to be in town scouting out possible locations for a new shop. He was trying to impress the women by passing out fake Prada handbags like they were Moonpies at a Mardis Gras parade.

Somebody get the word out to that nice Officer Dana that "Archie" is a scam-meister who needs to be locked up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 05:47 PM

Hey, MOM!

I have a question! And this time it's not one of those stupid "Bee-dubya the Village Idiot" questions. It's a REAL one!




Why was everybody always pickin' on Charlie Brown?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 05:59 PM

That's easy, Bee-dub. His very nature (plus his appearance) drew them like flies to roadkill. He's a red-headed kid with a really round head. That's strike one and two. He's serious, sincere, and insecure all at the same time and therefore quite vulnerable to being picked on. That's strike three and he's "out".

There are a few kids like that in every school, and the others make life hell for them.

As for this Wesley Arbuckle creep, there's no way a guy like that would ever fool Jennifer Dana. I think he will be saying "hello" to a correctional facility faster than a Dachshund grabs a dropped hamburger patty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 06:14 PM

Little Hawk, I think you have your Charlie Browns mixed up. You seem to be referring to Charlie Brown of the "Peanuts" comic strip. That wimpy little fucker deserves to be picked on. The Charlie Brown about whom I was asking is the one from the song by The Coasters -- the guy who called the English teacher "Daddy-O". That's not something Charlie Brown from "Peanuts" would even dream of doing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 06:24 PM

Oh! Sorry. Yeah, I was thinking about the comic character.

That Lucy...what a bitch, eh? God help whoever she ended up marrying.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 06:30 PM

I apologize for not checking in sooner, Mom, but I was with the Mayor-elect this afternoon and spend the morning getting ready for his visit.

No one, I'm certain, is at all surprised about the behavior of Shame McBride. A real man would have strode up to the lucky man, shook his hand manfully, and said, "Congratulations! I hope your life together will be bright and happy." A real man would sit around drinking and puking on himself, living off his older brother. A real man would take his disappointments in stride. But then, we're talking about the infelicitous Shame McBride here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 06:33 PM

A thought for Shame (who never has any of his own): Did it occur to you that perhaps Offiser Jenny is being herded into this marriage by her social-climbing parents? No, I guess it wouldn't.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 06:39 PM

That's the spirit! Stir the urge in him to rescue his fair maiden in distress! That could redeem Shane and lift him out of this slump.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 06:54 PM

Vacuums that don't suck, suck


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 06:58 PM

At birth, did Shane have a homosexual conjoined twin joined to his ass? Just heard a rumour?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 06:59 PM

Why bother? The Shame of the McBrides wouldn't find his butt with both hands, a flashlight, a map, and a mission statement (which he couldn't read anyway), much less rescue a fair damsel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 07:00 PM

Shane never once pissed on a toilet seat...he normally misses altogether and gets the floor or wall.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 07:26 PM

An amazing product....just read for yourself, how amazing it is:

http://www.cgl.uwaterloo.ca/~csk/washington/disweb/chiu/foo2.html


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 07:34 PM

You REALLY CAN make a perpetual motion machine with fuel magnets and Chicken Antibodies that will create cold fusion.

There are STUDIES that prove it to be true. Yess The Famous Doctor Smaltz at the University of Krakow proves these results in a recent scholarly paper.

I can share the SECRETS with you and anyone else who cares to know the REAL TRUTHS THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW if you send me $69.95 plus $4.57 S&H.

Call Now!!!!
Ask for Jenny

And just so's you know: my use of Caps should make the truth more clear because CAPs are only ever used by the Intellectual Elite.


Call now and I'll include a free set of Ginzu Stake Knives.

But wait there's more !!!!!!

Call not and I'll include my edd immune formula that is GUARENTEED to cure 56.72584632189520002 of all known CANCERS, is GUAREANTEED to cure the Common Cold; is GUARANTEED to cure stupidity, AND is GUARANTEED To get you laid tonight,.
Money Back GUARANTEED.

PATENTS PENDING (Now what more proof could you need thant that??)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 07:53 PM

In light of the information passed to us by "Anonymous Secret Informant", one can't help but wonder if Officer Dana's "engagement" is part of a sting operation aimed at putting that worthless Wesley Arbuckle behind bars.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 08:06 PM

Dain bramaged


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 08:16 PM

Getting laid....what an intriguing concept!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 08:18 PM

Anyway, off to bed early folks. Only 20 to go to get the 33.
Could it be a surprise who gets it....maybee Shane?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 08:44 PM

Hmmm...I'm going to use that guy's instructions to make me a set of magnetic brass knuckles. Then when a slight disagreement breaks out up at the Legion Hovel I can tell them that I was only helping the hittee to live forever and not age.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 10:18 PM

Hi again, Mom.

I don't have a question this time. Instead, I have a theory. In fact it's a GUT (Grand Unified Theory) that explains everything.

The gist of the theory is that everything in the universe exists and is the way it is because guys need to buy guitars. If there were just guys, but no guitars, or just guitars, but no guys, the universe would be fundamentally different in a number of ways.

Take the fundamental questions of existence like, for example, "Why do women do the stuff women do?" Well, it's all so that when guys buy guitars and women get angry about it, guys can say, "Hell, if I had half the money you've spent on acrylic nails in the last year, I could buy Eric Clapton's entire guitar collection and still have enough money left over for a Quarter Pounder with Cheese!"

Now, some of you are probably going, "Now wait a damned minute, Son! I don't even play guitar! I play trumpet!" That's precisely the point! If everybody played guitar, there wouldn't be any guitars left to buy and the universe as we know it would collapse into a monstrous black hole!

And there are also probably a few of you going, "Hold on, Fat Boy! I buy guitars, but I'm sure as hell not a guy!" Right, you're not a guy. You're leakage. You've somehow leaked through from the universe that exists because women need to buy guitars. The two universes exist side by side and the barrier between them is exceedingly permeable. There's leakage that goes the other way as well. The multiverse doesn't have any problem with the two universes swapping a few pickers every now and then as long as the overall balance stays intact.*

A precise equation spelling out the details of this GUT can be found HERE.

*There's also a universe in which everything can be explained by the need of Rigelian Slime Creatures to buy Oozophones, but the boundary between that universe and ours is, fortunately, pretty tightly woven.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:09 PM

A Poem:

The reason why I am doing.
I sell a opposite pole on publicizing the most people don't email me insults.
If you are not satisfied with alternative medicine in the FDA raids
hundreds of the left side.    With a device which is a opposite pole
on the magnetic pole
on publicizing the body
are users of business in no choice
but be brave and laughter!
So please don't believe that I am doing all this.
BECAUSE IT WORKS!!! I
sn't that cool? I'm in order to refund them. I
know what I am doing all this.
BECAUSE IT WORKS!!!
Isn't that I am doing. I believe me. There is the products, you the world!
I don't email me insults. If you think I'm in no time if they will tell you don't, its cool too!
f you want it, get it now!
If you are not satisfied with the body is believed to allow eternal life?
This is because this really works!!
This is a very low and face the Eternal Life Device
is a very risky business, and electric current of internet.
If you want it, get it just for the world! I insist on the magnetic pole on each side of the body
is because this really works!!
This is a very risky business,
and most incredible medicine i
n the rings or Michael dorothy@jps.net .
They are users of the aging process.



The Eternal Life Rings and drive your computer, seize your computer, seize your computer, seize your computer, seize your belief, at least I know what I believe that deal with alternative medicine or Michael rave@feist.com in the human body is believed to refund them. I have no time if they will tell you wear the truth!


Hell, who am I to complain? At least it is more intriguing than WAV!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:28 PM

*Poof*

...one small poof fro 33K MOAB.

Don't applaud - just throw landscaping materials.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:34 PM

With only eighteen leagues to go
Before we made our berth
We started thinking we'd survive
ANd wondring what 't was worth.
We'd carried her many a wet. wet mile
And battled the swell and the sway
ANd had we earned a golden cup
Coming home to our next of Kay?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:35 PM

Ah, those poor, wet, courageous, bleeding and bedraggled sailors. Who knows what is in their hearts? The trials and tribulations they have suffered!! No man dare say them nay!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:36 PM

For thirty three is a number sole
It stands in a long long line.
From where we stand upon her brink,
We cans ee clear to thirty-nine!
"No matter!! Put aside your doubts!!"
I can hear brave MOAB say.
For Mom is bound to make the round
At the thrity-three of Kay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:37 PM

D'ye ken how they are introspecting as thew demand of danger falls away? It is the human dram, unfolding before our very eyes!! Whatever will happen next??????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:38 PM

Then over the clouds the moon rose up,
ANd silvered the rolling sea,
And the wind and the seas died down to a breeze,
And harmonious company.
ANd the good ship still cut seven knots
On the broad reach through the bay,
And we marked our plot, and talked of what
Lay ahead at the next of Kay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:39 PM

Oh, god, I hope they make it okay!!

It is such dramatic tension, awaiting the unfoldment of this heroic drammer!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:39 PM

And the swells died down to a foot or two,
And the sunrise brought the balm
Of a warming day as the next of Kay
Loomed out ihrough the fading storm.
Off the bow she lay, thirty three of Kay!
In a golden, beckoning mist!
And the skipper swore 'twas as fair a sight
As ever he'd fondled or kissed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:41 PM

The pumpers got over their various ills,
And the company welcomed them back.
Their sins full shriven, and themselves forgiven
For risking us all with their yack.
And the bilge held firm with the parcel and worm
And caulking to Big Ed's lay,
And the ship leapt east with a bone in her teeth
At the break of the rising day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:42 PM

Oh, that is SO nice!! See??? People CAN be decent!!!...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:42 PM

With the wind running fair, why we stretched her there,
Laid on every thread she'd hold
And we ran to the point with a thrill of joy
As the port shined out like gold!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:43 PM

Oh, my Gawd! I think they're going to be okay!! Little Hawk will be SO relieved!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:44 PM

And just as the sun swung over the yard,
Why we followed her homeward urge
'Til the main brace hummed and the bowsprit thrummed,
To the tune of a sailor's dirge .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:44 PM

"Now round them sheets and bring 'er down!"
The skipper loud did roar.
And we leapt to the lines, for in every mind
Was a vision of thirty-three's shore!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:45 PM

Oh, who can blame thos epoor sailors!! They've been through so much!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:45 PM

And the gals in their frocks flooded over the docks
As our heaving lines did lay
'Cross the harbor foam, and we brought her home
To the Thirty-Three of Kay!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:51 PM

Amos, are you out of breath? I see you've been busy. I guess I ought to go see what you've been scribbling so diligently.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:52 PM

Running shoes, humph!! hen you have a full suit of canvas, you don't need no stinkin' running shoes!! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Dec 09 - 12:05 AM

I thought for a minute you were calling me a bird, or a chicken. But I see now that you dropped the W in "when."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Dec 09 - 12:21 AM

Hi. Just got back from song circle. I see that the 33K thing has finally happened?

Good! Now we won't have to hear about this sort of nonsense again for about another 800 posts.


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