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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 08:42 PM

Oh. Well, that's all right, and I am glad you seem to have recovered, because after all, seeming is everything, and despite my cantankerous, abrasive, obstreperous, adversarial and niggling posts at your generous expense I think you are quite the asset here in Mom's house and would not have you be driven away by my (or anyone else's) various peccadilloes.

Especially because I am practicing almost every day, now, and Mom says my peccadillo sounds almost good enough to make real music, whatever that means.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 07:28 PM

Yes she did shoot me. Nailed me right between the eyes, she did. Fortunately nothing vital was affected.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 06:09 PM

Getting back to what Janie said, I think Mother has forgiven her. After all she didn't actually shoot Rapaire, she just thought about it, and Mom has done that much her own self on occasion.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 05:59 PM

The only way that could be true is if the file format had a default font value for the whole file, which reduced the number of font instructions in the file. On a character-by-character basis a byte's a byte, whether high or low.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 05:23 PM

Actually a real study was done and it was found that non-bold, smaller font size documents did take up less room on drives. The difference was pretty insignificant, however.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 04:31 PM

I don't think that will do much good, Rapaire. It is like the professional word processor who needed to get a large document onto a single floppy-disk in the old days. She thought if maybe she changed the whiole document to 10-point type it would fit on one floppy even though at 12-point, it would not.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 04:23 PM

i am nought but a humble librarian, a servant of those seeking knowledge and one who keeps the Arsenals Of A Democratic Society.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 03:39 PM

As usual with Rapaire, the answer is "I".


Actually, it's "i", but he doesn't go in for lower case.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 03:32 PM

"The answer is imaginary."

Well, so's Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 03:20 PM

The equation is solvable, if you know how.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 03:17 PM

Yule be busy doing the math.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 01:29 PM

trick question! The answer is imaginary!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 01:21 PM

Amos:

Using the test booklet provided, solve the following:

x^2 + 1 = 0

For extra credit, derive the Fourier Series.

Use a #2 pencil and erase cleanly. Be sure to clearly show each step you used in obtaining your answer.

You have five (5) minutes.

Begin now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 11:58 AM

You, Amos, simply don't travel in the right circles.

And Amos, while I've given one Yule log, I give you one that is even Yuler.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 10:53 AM

Besides, there is no such thing as "pi beer". They stopped manufacturing it because no-one could figure out what to charge for it, or how to make change if you bought a couple of radians of the stuff.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 10:41 AM

Oh say a prayer for poor Rapaire,
Who posted once with brilliance here,
And crafted witty fast rebuttal
(Albeit with some brag and struttal).

But bright and worldly were his letters,
And made their Mother-thread seem better,
And often made a reader smile,
Through many a post-filled ASCII mile.

But now, his brain has become rotten
His posts ill-framed, and misbegotten
His brilliance once both clear and rising
Has fallen dark, from Plagiarizing.

There is no doubt, say Doctor Seuss,
That organs fail through self-abuse.
And 'though I do not mean to scare,
This is the case with our Rapaire.

Enthralled by fame, by glory's strobes,
He overworked his frontal lobes,
Believing it would make him younger,
And satiate his desperate hunger.

But never somehow satisfied
With works his own, he, out of pride
Began to stuff his bright outpouring
WIth other's works -- which made him boring.

And failing to acheive the fame
He sought, by hiding others' names,
He did it more! A process, viral,
Which led him into a dwindling spiral.

Hoping to set his own star rising,
He turned e'en more to plagiarizing,
Offering brilliance of the past
As stuf that he'd come up with, fast.

This artificial stimulation
By borrowing others' ideations,
Did overload, like cruel cocaine,
Creative centers in his brain.

At last he came to his darkest hour,
When even this second-handed power
Began to falter. It made him wail,
To think his powers thus should fail.

And out of desperation, he
Embracing mediocrity,
Insisted he would strut his stuff
By posting arithmetic fluff.

Huge chains of numbers he was gleaning,
Free of contexct, free of meaning,
And truly, the only reason why
Was that there was a good supply.

And now he sits, his brain collapsing,
Into degraded mumbling lapsing,
Counting the birds that cross the sky,
And offering to post more Pi

Or other forms of thread-disgraces
Like i to thirteen hundred places,
And posting just for posting's sake
The binary of Finnegan's Wake!

A wasted man, who once was great.
Now, mumbled numbers is his fate.
Dear friend, a wiser path pray choose,
And shun Rapaire's sad self-abuse!

Garrison Purity Winebottom
Moral Verses for Young People
Boston, 1887


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Janie
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 10:06 AM

I knew I should have shot him when I had the chance.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 10:05 AM

It could be your Yule log...hahahahahahaha!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 10:04 AM

I can post pi to a trillion decimal places if you want....

Oh! Oh! I know! e! e=2.718281828459045235360287471352662497.... I can find it out to at least a million decimal places if you'd like! It could be your Christmas present!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 09:59 AM

and all over the brand new carpeting, too!

Do you know how hard pi is to get out of a carpet?

it STAINS!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 09:55 AM

AN' he's copyyyyying meeee!!

Make him stop!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 09:37 AM

MOM!
Rapaire's spewing numbers again!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 09:33 AM

(Enters kicking a can and singsing loudly and off-key)

Twenty-one thousand and forty five bottles of beer on the wall,
Twenty-one thousand and forty five bottles of beer!
If some should add just pi beer to them all,
There'd be Twenty-one thousand and forty eight.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
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7245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094
3305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912
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(Exits any way he can, dodging empty beer bottles and rotten fruit)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 09:31 AM

meanwhile, several (okay - closer to TEN) hours later....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:17 PM

(Hums) Twenty-one thousand and forty five bottles of beer on the wall,
Twenty-one thousand and forty five bottles of beer!
If some should add just one beer to them all,
There's be Twenty-one thousand and forty six bottles of beer on the wall.
Twenty-one thousand and forty six bottles of beer on the wall
Twenty-one thousand and forty six bottles of beer!
If some should add just one beer to them all,
There's be Twenty-one thousand and forty seven bottles of beer on the wall...


(exit stage left, kicking an empty tin can, whistling.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 09:33 PM

What a shame!! Someone ought to give those doors a decent home, clean them up and put some decent paint on 'em. Why they'd have a whole new view on things, a totally different way of seeing what's In and what's Out.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:38 PM

The sad fate of feral doors.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:19 PM

Twenty-one ought forty two and twenty one ought forty-three
Began to dance and shout with glee
As twenty-one ought forty four ---

Okay. That's enough versifying for me.   Got any potato chips?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:12 PM

Twenty-one ought forty one began to scream and cringe
As with a mighty wrench and groan, the door ripped out a hinge


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:09 PM

Twenty-one ought forty tried to hand him out his tam
And as she stepped upon the porch, she heard the front door slam


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:08 PM

Twenty-one ought thirty-nine is running out the door
Shoes and stockings in his arm because the rain does pour


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 04:57 PM

Stamp it first! That'll teach it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 04:33 PM

Take the mail inside and show it the door. You don't have to put up with this stuff.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 04:31 PM

I think the mail is seeing the door. I've been shut out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 04:29 PM

If your mail gets several degrees cooler, without other explanation, you might want to find out if it is seeing someone else. You never know about these things. Either that or buy yourself some new perfume or maybe something, you know, slinky like. That ought to handle the problem.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 04:21 PM

It was quite warm this morning. Misty, and foggy. Surreal, almost.

I checked the mail a little while ago and noticed it had gotten several degrees cooler, so decided to walk the dogs now before it got chilly.

The rain started about two blocks from the house. A drizzle for a few moments, nothing to worry about. Then the big drops started. One of the dogs started tugging. We started trotting. Poppy hates the rain and I had to rein her in or she'd have pulled me over (they walk beside me in the "heel" position but she wasn't having anything to do with that in the rain). We got soaked.

A couple of minutes after we got home it stopped.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 04:13 PM

AT twenty one
ANd thirty four!
Rapaire's obsessing
ABout Doors!
Here in
Our Mama's
Hideaway!
Olay!!

Just write a post
And you will see!
How quickly we
Respond with glee!
Here in
Our Mama's
Hideaway!
Olay!

A post, or two
And you'll be hooked!
Just tell your friends
That you are booked!
Booked into
Mama's
Hideaway!
Olay!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 03:28 PM

Well!! That didn't take very long at all!

NOW what shall we do?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 03:24 PM

Someone's knocking at the door, somebody's ringing the bell,
someone's knocking at the door, somebody's ringing the bell,
do me a favor, open the door and let 'em in.

Someone's knocking at the door, somebody's ringing the bell,
someone's knocking at the door, somebody's ringing the bell,
do me a favor, open the door and let 'em in.

Sister Stilly, brother MMario, Beardedbruce, Spaw and Peace,
uncle Amos, auntie Sins, open the door, let 'em in, oh yeah.


This is a brand new song I just stole rewrote plagarized wrote. Just keep singing the same things over and over until you're sick of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 03:01 PM

also true


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 02:56 PM

Me!!!!? ME!???? Hopw about that Rapaire? He's a complete lintel case on the subject. Totally over the threshold, jamb-for-brains lintel.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 02:41 PM

Amos,

This subject seems to have unhinged you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 02:29 PM

The problem with doors of this kind is only suppressed by getting them fixed. It fumes on below the surface, and then surfaces again once they have knobs on. The root of the issue is their having to survive as latch-key doors in their earliest years. They are left feeling blocked and shut off, and keeping everything inside. Not that the problem doesn't have to be addressed. All those feral doors running around could open Pandora's box, or leave us open to terrorists, or other universes, or just anything!! We cannot maintain a society of civilized conduct where the society is just wide open to anyone anywhere because of the attitude of a bunch of swingers. That's they key to remember when they bolt.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 12:52 PM

Well, it is, really, sir. The amount of deviant, cross-eyed codswallopery you have posted here under the guise of factual dissertation, you could have conducted an advanced course in Irish in half the space. But I do not hold this against you, as in fact I know we all have to live up to Mom's expectations. Remeber, though, when you point a finger like this, where the otherthree fingers point.

Furthermore, it does not require speaking Irish to simply attribute a creative work to its correct author. That's not a function of language but of basic human decency. A standard from which, I might add, I have often fallen short myself. Thank goodness our Mother raised us to be indifferent to scruples.

As an aside, I used to think that the scruple was the currency of Portugal, and that ten scruples equalled one more and ten mores equalled a lifestyle.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 12:31 PM

It's hardly MY fault you don't speak Irish, Amos. Or even own an Irish dictionary.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:52 AM

At the moment we've just blocked it up so we don't even think of using it (it's levered back into the frame and locked as well). Getting someone to fix it right now is chancy at best. They're still building houses on spec around here, expecting Californios like Amos to move in and pay Big Buck$ for cheaply made houses.

The current estimate is that they'll sit empty for five or six years...costing the speculators tax money, repayment money, repairs as needed and so on.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 10:33 AM

Responsible door owners should always get their doors fixed.

Otherwise the countryside will be overun with feral doors. When they aren't fixed doors tend to bang at the slightest provocation; they are open to any suggestion, and well, that just leads to swinging and then to....

let's just say it's a good thing to get a door fixed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 10:30 AM

D'you get your door fixed, Rap?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 10:24 AM

How interesting that your stirring poetic creation is so similar to this one:

The Rapparee   
(Tom Brett, James English, Seamus McGrath, Michael O'Brien)

My spurs are rusted, my coat is rent
My plume is damp with rain
And the thistledown and the barleybeard
Are thick on my horse's mane
But my rifle's as bright as my sweetheart's eyes
My arm is strong and free
What care have I for your king or laws?
I'm an outlawed rapparee

Lift your glasses, friends, with mine
And give your hand to me
I'm Englands foe, I'm Irelands friend
I'm an outlawed rapparee

The mountain cavern is my home
High up in the crystal air
And my bed of limestone ironribbed
And the brown heath smelling fair
Let George or William only send
His troops to burn or loot
We'll meet them up on equal ground
And we'll fight them foot to foot

Lift your glasses, friends, with mine
And give your hand to me
I'm Englands foe, I'm Irelands friend
I'm an outlawed rapparee

Hunted from out our father's home
Pursued by steel and shot
A bloody warfare we must wage
Or the gibbet be our lot
Hurrah! this war is welcome work
The hunted outlaw knows
He steps unto his country's love
O'er the corpses of his foes

Lift your glasses, friends, with mine
And give your hand to me
I'm Englands foe, I'm Irelands friend
I'm an outlawed rapparee



And notice how they spell it so sensibly!! Just the way it is pronounced.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:42 AM

My spurs are rusted, my coat is rent
My plume is damp with rain
And the thistledown and the barley beards
Are thick on my horse's mane.

But my rifle's as bright as my sweetheart's eye,
My arm is strong and free
What care have I for your king or laws?
I'm an outlawed Rapaire,
I'm an outlawed Rapaire.

CH: So lift your glasses friends with mine,
And give your hand to me!
I'm the tyrant's foe,
I'm freedom's friend,
I'm an outlawed Rapaire!


...and I ootshay ackbay.


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