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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Bunnahabhain 09 Nov 06 - 12:22 PM
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Amos 09 Nov 06 - 11:02 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 12:22 PM

I don't know why you've all got so excited about this. You've got term limits, you automatically get rid of them after a while. We're stuck with them for life, and then their son takes over....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 12:10 PM

Amos, if that's your happy place it's okay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 11:02 AM

One well placed RPG and Pelosi would be Madame Prez.

MWahaha....oh...sorry. I know I am not supposed to harbor such thoughts.


I'm okay now.

Really.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 10:25 AM

I heard that when I woke this morning--breakfast was a very happy meal here! And of course I didn't mean to get metaphysical about Bush and Rumsfeld in my last post. He may indeed pass harmlessly through the bus if his particles are less dense, but I meant that Bush THREW him in front of the bus, causing a messy impact for a major distraction. Just in case our philosophers thought different.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 08:59 AM

Amos! Amos! Snap out of it!

Good. Good. That's it. Deep breaths. Deeeeeeeeep breaths. Okay. Now remember, the Shrub is still President and Cheney...AMOS! It's okay!!! Here, lie down and hold your Teddy close. Close your eyes and go to your Happy Place.

That's it. Everything's going to be okay....


(Please, don't nobody mention you-know-what until he's had a good nap.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 10:47 PM

Good thing about living on the West Edge of the Western World is you get to hear all the news before you crash. Looks like Virginia is conceding to the Dem Jim Webb, and that will tip the Senate to the left of center (counting the independents who are so inclined).

Ha!


Ha HA!


HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 10:40 PM

While you were digging around down there for the church key you should have given MOM a boost.

Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm a little tired after staying up late to bask in the election returns. The icing on the cake was today's resignation. Let Bush through Rumsfeld in front of the bus--we're not fooled.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 06:03 PM

Well, in truth the approbation out here in Idaho is "Beer! Beer!" This is especially heard at various gatherings, such as those at the Legion Hovel or at Dirty Dick's Dark Dingy Diggin's (a local bar of ill repute).

Perhaps this is the place to mention the celebration last night at DD'sDDD. It was over the election, of course, specifically over the breakdown of the county's optical scanning equipment. They're not much for technology over at DD'sDDD, other than a bottle opener or a corkscrew or a bung starter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 05:52 PM

If we were to be genteel, good Rapaire, we would cry, "Hear! Hear!", a widely-accepted form of approbation, rather than "Here! Here!" more commonly heard as reproof. But as we are not, I suppose we can say "There! There!" in consolation.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 05:29 PM

I'll have one of those drinks--make mine a dark beer, please!

Great news, on the heels of other great news!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:39 PM

We can be genteel about this, you know. A sip of sherry and a polite "Here! Here!" We needn't act like the hoi-polloi, you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:21 PM

What better reason?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:10 PM

One needed get quite so carried away, you know....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 02:08 PM

DRINKS ALL AROUND!





Emily has presented Max with a son!





Detals at Max's announcment thread


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 01:03 PM

Oh, bull shot!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 11:17 AM

SRS has been honored with the title of Great White Dog Hunter. We already knew she was an expert slinger of shots, but this is a whole new dimension! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 10:51 AM

I gave a little test on the back fence this morning. I think bouncing rocks near strays is probably sufficient. I do agree-these things can kill, so they need to be used carefully. But I don't want to be seen out in the street holding a pistol-shaped object shooting at dogs--just what I need, to be called in for discharging a weapon or shooting dogs. Hell, my dogs were both strays at one time. I just want them to leave us alone. I suspect that just having something in my pocket will be enough to change our body language and convince strays to back off. But last week I was followed home three times by a stray that was big enough to cause real problems. I'd like to just lob a couple of rocks his direction and let him know that I mean business. I want my dogs socialized with other dogs, but when they're on leashes and a stray isn't it can be a difficult situation.

The slingshot has some pellets in the handle, so I'll try some of those. They're there as backup if I run out of rocks. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 10:26 AM

I'd be excited to see an unexpected sequoia in the woodlot. thoygh I suppose it would raise the risk of poachers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 10:20 AM

BTW, Maggie, I applaud your courage in confronting those wood-poachers. Gutsy!! Glad it did not produce any unwanted sequelae!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 09:25 AM

Fire it in the backyard first, at cardboard, so you get the feel of the thing. Also rocks are less accurate than ball bearings because of their non-aerodynamic shape. If you bought a wrist-rocket and not the traditional Y-shaped one you should be aware that it can kill small game (so can the other, of course).

If you're seriously attacked by a large dog (small ones can be punted away) I suggest something like this. It will help keep noise down in the neighborhood.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 11:24 PM

But it could dribble in my pocket. The sling shot won't "leak rocks" in any significant way. (I'm planning to use native material, not those little metal shot pellets. I don't expect I'll be pulling the thing hard enough to do much damage, so the larger projectile is going to compensate in the surprise department.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 09:09 PM

A water gun, loaded with ammonia & water, works pretty well....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 09:02 PM

She could use it for target practice. Or I could. I stopped by the local sporting goods store this evening and bought myself a slingshot. I'll practice a little against the fence in the back yard before I'm street ready. I am really tired of being rushed by dogs (there's one across the creek I won't mind nailing) and pestered by strays when I'm walking my dogs on their leashes. I figure pop a dog on the butt and it'll take off and leave us alone. I have no desire to injure the critters, just send them on their way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 08:52 PM

As long as it ain't by what's her name, Ann Coulter. Mom doesn't like "that hussy."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 08:46 PM

Oh, I'm sorry Rapaire -- the bookseller sent me the wrong book. It's an autographed releae by Paula Deen, not Heinlein. Terrible mistake, so sorry.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 08:29 PM

How much did you make selling dirty postcards and disgusting little rubber novelties to the Getawayers? Was it enough to buy poor Mom a little "tea" for her teapot?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 07:29 PM

Hell, nevaer mind Xmas -- I have been a 404 error in my own right since I left Maryland. Gawd what a party. I think I had too little sleep and too much bourbon, but it mighta coulda been t'other eway around. It gets kind of hazy.

I got all of you your presents just as requested including the Heinlein book and the custom guitars. They wouldn't let me carry them on the plane though, but the nice folks at TSA in the Department of Motherland Father Land Homeland Security promised to ship them to me here at home, and I will send them along as soon as they get here.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 03:25 PM

I dunno what it is. I get a 404 error. If you want a 404 error for Christmas you don't have to hunt for one, because I'll send you a whole list of 'em free gratis for nothin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 02:19 PM

Bunn- 'fraid I can't answer you question, but I agree with Rapaire.

hey MOM! Lookee what they are making here!! Iffen I hunted I'd want some for Christmas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 11:15 AM

There is no such thing as too much chocolate cake.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 11:04 AM

Ok, serious question for people round here...

I was recently charged with finding for a freind ' a cute, single, man, 20-25 , and a chocolate cake. I found her the man, and she rapidly expanded the description to include not gay, and several other things...

The question is, as the first part is now impossible, how much chocolate cake do I need to make?



I would ask on one of Boberts Womenz threads, but they all seem centred on toilet seats....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 10:25 AM

"re-enacting" mayhaps....I don't think I saw him selling anything.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 10:15 AM

So he was selling those cartes postales and those little rubber "things"!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 10:14 AM

So where is he? Still sleeping? It's past 7 in the morning out there in San Diego now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 10:13 AM

you obviously have not yet seen the pictures of the Saturday night concert. innocent my foot! Good thing the methodist staff were too naive to notice things like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 10:10 AM

At least we know 'play well' has an entirely innocent context at the getaway. For once.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 09:09 AM

Hi Mom! I'm home.

Amos stayed up past bedtime! and despite rumours to the contrary, he does play well with others.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 08:16 AM

I have just looked at 100 out of 194 photographs of Getaway and didn't see Amos in any of them!!!!

You don't suppose he was in jail again, do you? It would just hurt Mom so deeply if he was back selling "French post cards" and those awful little rubber novelties that never work. I'm sure she would rather that he was simply lying drunk in the gutter, as usual.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 07:55 AM

Amos has to bring every presents. Preferably EXPENSIVE stuff, like custom made guitars and really good jewelry and extremely rare books (I have simple tastes would like the new Robert Heinlein novel, but autographed by BOTH authors).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 04:00 AM

Personally, if I had Yggdrasil I wouldn't cut it either. That stuff is meant to be draped around artistically, and it's nice and soft to sit on too. The visiting kobalds, trolls and dwarfs will love you for it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 11:37 PM

When Amos turns up should we ask him right away if he brought us back something, or should we let him catch his breath a little first? (He's not gonna fall for that root cellar stuff, BTW).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 10:32 PM

There's a sign by the roots that reads "Yggdrasil -- Do Not Cut."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 10:23 PM

No, that's where rooty-toot-toot six times she shoot right through that hotel door 'cause he was her man, but he done here wrong.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 09:56 PM

So is that where you go to play "roots" music?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 09:26 PM

I should also mention that the roots to one almighty big tree are down there, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 09:26 PM

Kobalds, trolls, an occassional dwarf -- you know, the usual sorts. A young dragon will sometimes wander through as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 09:24 PM

BetchA !!

Just washed my keyboard and can't do a thing with it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 09:21 PM

Yeah, does look a mite dangerous. Betchs don't get too many visitors down there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 09:18 PM

This picture is misidentified -- that's actually the entrance to my basement. It's actually kinda nice, once you finally get down there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 09:12 PM

I see they're doing Escher in Lego now!


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