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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 25 Aug 05 - 11:28 PM
Rapparee 25 Aug 05 - 09:13 PM
Acme 25 Aug 05 - 04:35 PM
MMario 25 Aug 05 - 02:38 PM
Rapparee 25 Aug 05 - 02:33 PM
MMario 25 Aug 05 - 01:51 PM
Acme 25 Aug 05 - 01:46 PM
Rapparee 25 Aug 05 - 11:19 AM
Acme 25 Aug 05 - 11:13 AM
*daylia* 25 Aug 05 - 11:02 AM
MMario 25 Aug 05 - 10:46 AM
MMario 25 Aug 05 - 10:40 AM
*daylia* 25 Aug 05 - 10:36 AM
*daylia* 25 Aug 05 - 10:28 AM
Bunnahabhain 25 Aug 05 - 10:25 AM
MMario 25 Aug 05 - 10:20 AM
*daylia* 25 Aug 05 - 10:19 AM
MMario 25 Aug 05 - 10:17 AM
*daylia* 25 Aug 05 - 10:17 AM
Amos 25 Aug 05 - 10:08 AM
*daylia* 25 Aug 05 - 10:05 AM
MMario 25 Aug 05 - 09:59 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 11:28 PM

Sorry to hear about that, Rap! Now give that kindhearted woman (she must be, considering the kind of BS you manage to contribute on this thread, to say nothing of the hazard of all of those guns and swords in her household!) something to chuckle about and follow the link I posted at 4:35.

When it's bed time, find a hot water bottle and fill it with ice and wrap it in a hand towel, to have handy for any aching appendages.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:13 PM

Well, instead of going back to work this afternoon I took my wife to Urgent Care.

I left work, picked up lunch for the two of us, and brought it home. The guy who does the sprinklers came round (we've been having problems) and in the course of discussing things, she walked across two concrete pads. She caught her foot and fell.

Her nose was bleeding, her lips were bleeding, and she couldn't feel her fingers on the right hand. I called 911.

Turns out that there was nothing broken (except an old crown in her mouth). Her right hand was xrayed, and it's okay -- soft tissue trauma, and we've got ice on it. Her glasses were scraped on the concrete, which did the lenses no good, but the optical shop is going to take care of that.

Right now, she's shaken and holding icepacks in her right hand to her lip.

She looks like I beat her, but as she said, if I had I wouldn't have been able to drive her to the Urgent Care center since corpses can't driver, even in Idaho.

She's also saying how lucky she was. No fractures, and people there to take call for help.

It was a lousy afternoon. I'd rather have gone to work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 04:35 PM

And none of us can type accurately.


Okay. It's time for everyone to clean the inside of your computer monitor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 02:38 PM

STUPID men us poison ivy. REAL stupid men.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 02:33 PM

REAL men use poison ivy leaves -- there was a REAL man in my Boy Scout Troop. One. Once. I haven't met a REAL man since. (We also had a guy who managed to get poison ivy on his, well, his male appendage. Both of these incidents were cause for great, ribald, humor of the 6th grade variety.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 01:51 PM

well of course fries are best no catsup - it dilutes the vinager!

Rapaire? You use an outhouse? Real men bend a birch!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 01:46 PM

Naw. Read wimmin drink tea. Not in a sissy tea bag, mind you, but a spoonful of loose tea in the pot.

I don't eat french fries often, but when I do, no ketchup.

You can keep your chilly outhouse. Real women have the foritude to use an outhouse when it's 100+ degrees out. (Think about it for a minute. . .visualize the whafting aroma. . .cooking in the noonday sun. . .)

So there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 11:19 AM

Has anyone else enjoyed coffee from the Heritage Coffee Company?

(I always drink it black. Raw. Real Men drink black coffee, eat french fries without either ketchup or catsup, own about a hunnert guns, eat raw meat, and use an outhouse when it's -60F or colder.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 11:13 AM

Poachers who descend on the MOAB just to score high numbers became problematic from about 5000 on. We aren't fooled when they linger for a while attempting to look innocent of their poaching. Hiding in plain sight doesn't work. This is not an invitation to stay. Poachers should park their carcasses elsewhere.

Symptom Clusters of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

    FYI: Obsessions with Numbers

    Thinking Ritualizes
    The thinker ritualize has repetitive thoughts or images to counteract their anxiety provoking thoughts or images, the obsession. The patterns of the thinker ritualizer is closely related to the repeaters, except the thoughts are repetitious ritualistic instead of behaviors. Praying repeating specific words or phrases, and counting are the most common rituals of the ritualizer. For example, Stuart, a thinker ritualizer associated a number to bad luck and a number to good luck. When a thought with the numbers that Stuart associated with good or bad luck would enter his mind he would repeat the number six or several times to stop bad luck or good lock. Thinking ritualizer will try to remember events in detail and repeat a mental list to ensure safety. For example, a sixty ? seven year old man spent hours tested his memory every day by trying to remember unimportant events in order to prevent Alzheimer's disease (Foa & Wilson, pg 100).


Affecting poses and personas is a commonplace activity among regular MOABites. Meanspirited and self-centered postings do not belong here. MOM doesn't like them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 11:02 AM

ok now I KNOW I picked the wrong religion


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 10:46 AM

experiment:



                         ,%%%%%%%,
                        ,%%/\%%%%/\%,
                      ,%%%\c "" J/%%,
%.                   %%%%/ d b \%%%
`%%.         __      %%%%    _ |%%%
   `%%      .-' `"~--"`%%%%(=_Y_=)%%'
    //    .'    `.    `%%%%`\7/%%%'____
   ((    /         ;      `%%%%%%%'____)))
   `.`--'         ,'   _,`-._____`-,   
    `"""`._____ `--,`          `)))
                `~"-)))



Huzzah! Meet Cheshire, the Invisible Lion!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 10:40 AM

I cannot tell a lie*.

I cut and paste them from a website - and use the pre and /pre tags.it works.















*I could - but Mom would get really. really mad at me and probably kick me off the thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 10:36 AM

Oooooooo MMario you can pinchme anytime! :-D   How do you DO that? Would you consider tutoring???

(when I try, the spacing comes out all bleccchh! I even copied your llama from the 3 Stooges thread onto Wordperfect last night to see if that might unveil your secret(s) - but it came out with NO spacing at all. AARRRGHHH I just gotta figure it out ....)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 10:28 AM

AWESOME! MMario RULES!!

(the others with a Quack Quack Quack ... Quack Quack?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 10:25 AM

It could be worse. It could be FT. He has history of it, after all. Not seen him about much recently.

It's not as if mere numbers are important on MOAB, anyway. They're just a way of keeping track of how long we've been aimlessly wandering, rhyming, kippling, digressing, HTMLing, spawning imitaitions and random fads and and a thousand other things that are harder to name.

Now behave yourself.

BTW, Thanks to my forth black coffee*, I am feeling alot calmer about HTML.
*This is out of neccesssity, as I have run out of milk, and was not going to get any until I had filled out some more job applications.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 10:20 AM

or a lobster?


                              ,.---.   
                   ,,,,    /    _ `.
                     \\\\   /      \ )
                      |||| /\/``-.__\/
                      ::::/\/_
      {{`-.__.-'(`(^^(^^^(^ 9 `.========='
    {{{{{{ { ( ( ( (   (-----:=
      {{.-'~~'-.(,(,,(,,,(__6_.'=========.
                      ::::\/\
                      |||| \/\ ,-'/\
                     ////   \ `` _/ )
                   ''''    \ `   /
                              `---''


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 10:19 AM

oh and MMario, that type of Camel would beat nun at all ...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 10:17 AM

How about a row of duckies instead?


       _          _          _          _          _
    >(')____, >(')____, >(')____, >(')____, >(') ___,
       (` =~~/    (` =~~/    (` =~~/    (` =~~/    (` =~~/
    ~^~^`---'~^~^~^`---'~^~^~^`---'~^~^~^`---'~^~^~^`---'~^~^~


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 10:17 AM

oh Amos, sweet Amos, thy clairsentience is truly assTOUNding!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 10:08 AM

Daylia,

You are an airheaded flibbertyjibbet. Swooping in here like that, desecrating the sacred MOAB, polluting her delicate thread with a bunch of mindless numbers!! There's no craFT, NO HUMOR, NO ART, NO BS, NO style, girl!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? To bring that inane infection of thoughtless, drooling number-chasing into these hallowed halls of creativity and fellowship? Fie!! Fie! Go to, and get thee to a nunnery.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 10:05 AM

Hey MMario don't sweat; if your last post is 9002, my '11' (at 9:58) is 9000 I think! But that's ok - you deserve it more than me.

but will u draw me a camel anyway oh please oh please???

:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:59 AM

And I got it too! though 9000 is really unlucky and I should probably try for 9009 to conteract that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:58 AM

egads one of us got it   was it you MMario?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:58 AM

11


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:58 AM

I want it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:57 AM

10


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:57 AM

9


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:57 AM

8


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:56 AM

7


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:56 AM

6


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:56 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
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Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:56 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
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Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:55 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
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Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:55 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *daylia*
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:54 AM

ok this time i'll get it right

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:50 AM

or just a sing-around of songs people got from threads and/or challenges.

some are one-offs you might never sing anywhere else - others might actually be useful in a repetoire...

I'd love to hear someone actually perform Mbo's "Swarm" for example -


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:47 AM

SOrry -- I thought you'd recognize it...it's the EEE_RI_EEE Canal song.

As for a workshop I dunno what those would look like...a workshop on thread songs...I mean, we sit a round in the meadow pretending to be on a thread and invent songs? Or what? :) (From your place inthe wilds, imagine you are on a computer, in a forum where every one makes believe to be someone they are not. From that imagined scenario, dream up a thread song....).


The mind boggles!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:22 AM

Amos! tune? And Are you going to do a workshop at Getaway on thread songs? Please?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 09:13 AM

We were sixteen posts
From the big 9 K
And our hearts were full of dread
For we kew that some damn ne'er do well
Would show up on the thread.
Would show up on the thread.


Oh the MOAB she was rising high
And the rum was running free.
What a terrible time we'll have tonight
On the old M-O-A-B!

The cooks they were all buxom gals
And they all wore silken vests.
So we ran them up to the top of the thread
To relieve our sad distress, oh, yess
To relieve our sad distress.

Oh the MOAB she was rising high
And the rum was running free.
What a terrible time we'll have tonight
On the old M-O-A-B!

Now the mates were all curmudgeons
They wuz all swole up aloft,
And the skipper was an imaginary man
A proper Southern toff!

Oh the MOAB she was rising high
And the rum was running free.
What a terrible time we'll have tonight
On the old M-O-A-B!
Onnnn the ollld M.....O....A.....B!!!!

We had made through the alien wars,
We had passed the Language Locks
But if we don't make the old 9K
We'll end up on the rocks!

Oh, the MOAB she was rising high
And the rum was running free.
What a terrible time we'll have tonight
On the old M-O-A-B!



(Devil finding work for idle hands and all that....)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 08:41 AM

Well, as the poet says

There once was a warden at Wadham
Who approved of the folkways of Sodom,
For a man might, he said,
Have a very poor head
But be a fine fellow, at bottom.


I don't think that it's the warden that ol' Shane would have to worry about, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 12:02 AM

Prob'ly both, I would think...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 11:49 PM

Are you discussing the big red "O" or Shane's expectations in the Big House?

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 11:18 PM

That must be one of those rolling orgasms I have heard tell about...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:09 PM

I'd offer to assist, but anyone who'd drink Molson's deserves jail time. Lots of jail time.

However, I am also a compassionate, caring sort of guy and I'm certain that Don's Little Brother would have lots of "friends" in the Big House. Guys who would do lots of nice things for him, so to speak.

So rather than see ol' Shane end up tiptoeing through the tulips (in a manner of speaking) I suggest that Don contact Gluon and see if good ol' Gluon could help his brother out. Gluon can get into -- and out of -- almost anything and bring stuff with him as well. Of course, I'm not certain that clothes will travel well between dimensions or quantumly, but considering the alternative....

So, I have once again demonstrated what a nice guy I am by offering suggestions of help to a Molson drinker, tasteless scum though they are.

That Lab keeps looking at my house. It's spooky.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Don the Man
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 09:39 PM

Well, the fliphead got himself arrested again. Drunk and dis-flippin-orderly, eh? Ha! Ha! Ha! Serves the bolthole right cos he drunk all my beer and the bottle of Rye too. Then he went downtown and got arrested becoz he was makin' a spectackle of himself on Main Street and accostin' girls and he tried to pick a fight with the mailbox outside the post office. I thouhgt he was in Sudbury or I would not have left it where he could find it while I was at work.

So, the little man is in the lockup. He has flippin violated the conditions of parole. It don't look good. Officer Dana, who is a hard-nosed bitch anyway cos she don't like me none, is gonna be majorly disapointed in the boy. Majorly. I think he has blown it this time in a big way, eh?

I sure hope they don't give him five years or nothin' like that. If they do, I will have to find a way to help him out so's he don't get depressed and hang himself or somethin'. He will need weed, smokes, and alcohol if he is gonna survive a long stay in the joint. I can arrange that, I figger. What is a brother for, anyway?

- Don the Man (Shane's big brother)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 09:18 PM

Bunn, calm down! You're shouting at a Canuck anyway. They live on part of the Americas, but seem reluctant to call themselves "American."

There is a cure for premature HTML. It is the "Preview" button, as you have discerned.

o


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 07:56 PM

DAMN ALL THE BLOODY PROGRAMMERS WHO WENT AND PUT ALL THE HTML CODES IN AMERICAN NOT ENGLISH!!!!!!!!


I go and spell colour correctly, and the computer doesn't accept it. And no, I've not heard of the preview button.Honestly, what is the world coming to, with the Americans taking over everything...

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 07:45 PM

Sane? Maybe.

With it? Unlikely.

Predictable?You thought I was going to put something clever her in that fancy invisable writing, didn't you? Ha!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Flind Drunk in Bind Rier
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 04:40 PM

YOu epoole are flippin' in-SANE! I was nto talking about a flippin' pronoun site, I was talkin'a bout porno sites, eh? What the flip are you ON??? I don't need no flippin rponouns! Ya wanta know why? Becoz...I am a nauthor! I right fer a luvin. I make aflippin' living writing, eh? Fore thepapers. I don't flippin' WASTE halfa my flippin' life talkin' shit on a flippin' INternette forum for fat loosers that think they are cool becoz they know how to spell "Bango" and probally plya one too! Holy flip. How gay is that, eh? You would hjafta be so flipp8in' uncool to play one of them ghigngs that even a DOG would not roll over for ya, know what I'm sayin'? Flip ME! Flip me sideways from Sunday!

Don made the mistake of leavin' a case of Mosllom's here...ungarud3d!

Ha! It is 95% gone now. When it is compaleetly done I am going toflippin' write the masterpeece of my life, pubalish it, and reetire a rich dude. Right Flippin' ON!

Eat yer flippin' hearts out. ..becoz I AM THE MAN!!!

- BDiBR (Sane)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 04:21 PM

Kid says to his dad, "A man came to see you today."
Dad says, "Did he have a bill?"
Kid says, "No, just a nose like yours."

Hyuk hyuk hyuk!


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