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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 04 Dec 13 - 01:25 PM
gnu 04 Dec 13 - 06:28 PM
Amos 04 Dec 13 - 07:09 PM
Amos 04 Dec 13 - 11:23 PM
Rapparee 05 Dec 13 - 09:15 AM
Pete Jennings 05 Dec 13 - 11:24 AM
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Rapparee 05 Dec 13 - 09:02 PM
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Amos 05 Dec 13 - 10:40 PM
gnu 06 Dec 13 - 06:22 AM
Pete Jennings 06 Dec 13 - 10:11 AM
Rapparee 06 Dec 13 - 10:47 AM
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Amos 07 Dec 13 - 02:19 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Dec 13 - 01:25 PM

It was so cold here at Thanksgiving that the turkeys came out of the ovens wearing parkas to keep warm. Odors froze in midair, and don't even think about what froze in midair in the outhouses.

Tomorrow is supposed to be colder than today, and there is a Warning that gravity might freeze solid in some places. If that happens the emergency services will be passing out gravity to those who need it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Dec 13 - 06:28 PM

Some days, only gravity can ground me. Today, I feel untethered... lost... floating in the ether. Well, more so in the grounded type of ether. If ya catch my draft.

On another knot in the string of life, the older I get, the colder I get. ARTHUR ITIS MUST DIE! His sorryattic brother is on the top of my hit list. Fuck me it hurts! Fingers, wrists, elbows, shoulders, neck, knees... alas, I suppose it's only physical pain. Physical pain never bothered me much, no matter how severe, until even moderate pain became chronic... "in perpetuity" type of pain. Wake ya up... piss ya off all the time you are awake. Stop ya from playin a Bodhran (insert nasty joke here)

On another note, the lasagna is to die for. I am stuffed! Urrrrp!

I feel a song comin on. To Blind melon's No Rain.... "No Pain".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Dec 13 - 07:09 PM

Gnu, I suggest you fly your Mom to Acapulco or maybe the Yucatan, where the weather is warm and friendly service can be had inexpensively. It is silly to freeze your tush off like this if your employer isn't pinning you down.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Dec 13 - 11:23 PM

One of my in-house delicacies has been providing us dinner for several days. Two cups brown rice (long grain), a small can of corn, some diced celery and onion, a cup of fine-ground pecans and a cup of fine-ground almonds. All kinds of proteins and tasty as hell.
You stir the other stuff into the rice-cooker when it is about half or 2/3 complete in cooking the rice. It's very nice served with some beef chili as topping, or just some scrambled bison meat.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Dec 13 - 09:15 AM

It's one degree F. here at the moment. The bison are all frozen and even the antelope are frozen in mid-leap. The penguins at the zoo are begging to come in and get warm and the hibernating bears have sent the Salvation Army a request for quilts. Even the hotpots at Yellowstone have become tepidpots.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 05 Dec 13 - 11:24 AM

What's the difference between a scrambled bison and an ordinary bison?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 13 - 06:15 PM

Scrambled bison are the elite bison. They are highly trained in warfare by such high calibre instructors like olddude. They are on 24/7/365 alert status. They have backup provided by the Dutch Manatees and, do NOT repeat this, the KCNBSASs (Kent County New Brunswick Secret Animal Services) and that includes The Mooze Division and The Otters with their Scarlet Ascots and jaunty berets who do recon beyond and Eye In The Sky Ravens and so many others... I shouldn't say it but... The Ermine Elite do not just do recon; The Ermine Elite will chew yer ankles off!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Dec 13 - 09:02 PM

If you ever meet one you'll know immediately.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Dec 13 - 10:12 PM

I've been looking at a map of Manitoba.

Bloodvein? God's Lake?

I want to go to a Province with towns like these??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Dec 13 - 10:40 PM

Take a pound of ground bison meat and shred it into a pan containing a little olive oil and some Italian mixed spices, salt and pepper. Stir and chop up until browned. Can be stirred into the brown rice when the rice is done, or mixed with chili or salsa to make a topping for servings of rice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Dec 13 - 06:22 AM

Did he say Bison Snakes?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 06 Dec 13 - 10:11 AM

I didn't know Rap was a movie star!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 13 - 10:47 AM

I am far, far more than you know or, rather, think you know. Yes, I have starred in films, plays, and television while living a simple life as an ordinary librarian. Shaw, Shakespeare, Odets, Williams -- I've done 'em all. Started young, about 4 years old, in local productions and quickly went from grade school plays to the local theater group. Then I answered my country's call and pretty much gave up my career in the theater except for a few plays we did in bunkers and foxholes to keep up the morale of the other troops, something hard to do in a blizzard at -24F and the hard thing in your pocket isn't a gun or a banana but a hand grenade and mortar shells are exploding around you and your audience.

Yeah, there's a lot you don't know about me. Used to sing, too -- used the stage name of "Blind Lemon Jefferson Airplane."

But I don't like to brag.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 13 - 09:24 PM

Now that I think about it, those mortar shells were coming from the audience.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Dec 13 - 09:40 PM

Ordnance from the audience? I'm shocked.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Dec 13 - 12:23 AM

We're supposed to get down to 10F tonight. A little chilly for the likes of most folks in North Texas. The faucets outside are covered and I need to leave some water dripping in the kitchen sink so pipes don't freeze in the wall. Damn but it's cold, even the dogs aren't happy about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 13 - 02:19 AM

Can't think why they'd be any happier than hoomings in that kind of extreme suffering. My Mudflanks McFuzzbutt uses a blanket if it goes below 55F at night.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Dec 13 - 07:53 AM

SRS... no valve on the hose bib? Round here, we got em. Most folks got frost proof hose bibs but we all got a valve on em at minimum.

Was 9 and rainy here yesterday. Positively balmy! 0 today with mostly sunshine. Alas, first quarter moon is on Monday so we will now, in my estimation, begin the long dark night huddled together listening to CBC Radio so we will know when we can wear short pants again. Not that I would, of course. Short pants are for children and those who think they "look good" in em. I have nice legs, as I have been told, but I do not see the need to assist skeeters in procreation for the sake of vanity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Dec 13 - 08:12 AM

Just popped into FB. First post I read was from my buddy's son in Regina : Oh Thank God, It's only -32 today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 13 - 11:00 PM

It's 16F outside my house right now, out of the wind. It's still snowing. We're supposed to get 4 inches or more. Not much, by itself, but on top the what we already have on the ground, well, I'll have to tunnel out to the street tunnel the city makes where the roads are.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Dec 13 - 01:19 AM

The dogs and I have been doing fine, but I suspect cabin fever will begin to set in if it doesn't warm up again pretty soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Dec 13 - 03:27 AM

Another nice day expected here. Sunny, -6C with 20-30kph wind (-13WC). Positively balmy, actually. The plows were out once removing slush when it was not required. I expect they were field testing quip and practicing for what will inevitably happen. I have a feeling we will are in for a relatively mild winter with fair amount of snow but it's hard to make any true predictions without consulting Moter Nature... damn I miss the woods. My heart aches for the woods. Just trees and wild animals. I hate being cooped up in the city with all these people, half of whom are less intelligent and less polite than the rest of us. Thank goodness I have such nice cyberfriends.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Dec 13 - 11:32 AM

It looks like a lovely light snow on the ground, but when you test it with your foot, there is no stepping into snow, there is the banana peel effect of treading on a hard slick surface. Going down the driveway slope to retrieve my New York Times had the potential excitement of a Disney E-ride.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,lappygnu
Date: 08 Dec 13 - 01:46 PM

Right... standing orders here are that all personnel shall determine the traction of surfaces to be traversed by testing a level surface prior to proceeding in order to assess safety requirements with regard to equipment, materials and procedures.

Or, give er a scuff ta see if she's icy eh?

Comment : Be da sweet Lard Dyin Jaysus, lass! Ye gots ta take care, eh?! We don't need ta hear ye ended up inna hop wit yer ass broke! Who herein would grace us wit a voice a reason, eh? Maybe Pete, I spose. But, what if he doesn't follow standing orders? No backups then, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 13 - 02:19 PM

Are you saying that I am not reasonable? That I do not reflect a reasoning human bean? May the foo fly over you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,lappygnu
Date: 08 Dec 13 - 06:22 PM

Yer a reasonable faximily.

WOW! I been watchin Yankee football and a bunch a them lads is ploughin snow up their arse! She's nare a flake here. A tad coolish perhaps but we got ooldes a traction.

SRS... are you relishing the aroma in yer kitchen?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 13 - 09:43 PM

I can stand being a reasonable facsimile. In fact, people have been calling some kind of faccer for a long time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Dec 13 - 11:13 PM

As long as they say it with a smile, don't nuke em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Dec 13 - 12:19 AM

A reasonable facsimile of humanity is definitely at work in Mister R's long and colorful history.

Say, does it bother you, anyone, that the circumference of the whole planet at the middle is only about 25,000 miles? Hell, you could walk that in less time than it takes to qualify for Social Security...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 09 Dec 13 - 04:39 AM

There shall be no examination of traction of surfaces to be traversed by testing a level surface prior to proceeding in order to assess safety requirements with regard to equipment, materials and procedures.

You shall instead lay down a covering of suitable material, such as road salt, before proceeding upon said surfaces, especially if'n yer sorry ass is sittin' on a snowmobile...

Oh, and Rap, I think you'll find the word is fokker, as in "this fokker was a Messerschmitt".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Dec 13 - 07:25 AM

Thou shalt not salt unless it is required. Ain't good for the doggies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 13 - 11:00 AM

We don't use salt on the roads and sidewalks and things out here. We use ground-up nuclear waste. Not only does it improve the traction but it also melt the ice AND provides street lighting all year long. Surely mutant children are a small price to pay for road safety!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 09 Dec 13 - 12:27 PM

Now that explains a lot!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Dec 13 - 03:54 PM

Well, b'y, I figger, if things don't change, they'll stay the same.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Dec 13 - 07:37 PM

Actually, iffen they don't change they get worse because of entropic externalities, doncha know...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 13 - 09:00 PM

Why doesn't entropy ever increase in a GOOD way?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Dec 13 - 09:45 PM

Who is not to argue disorder is valid or invalid? Morally or practically? I have given this much thought and I can conclusive conclude that I think I'll crack a cold one and check out Monday Night Football on channel 20... I think it's 20... ABC?. If I dont get back, I was right.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Dec 13 - 06:22 PM

A while back gnu asked about my kitchen. I baked a lot over the days we were icebound (since the power stayed on!) Cranberry nut bread, zucchini bread, bread bread, and yesterday I baked an acorn squash (cut in half, remove seeds, put a smear of olive oil on the foil in the shallow pan, place the two halves open side down). Bake for about 1 hours at 400o. Mmmmmmm!

As fer the dogs, one of them was just a bit too doggie-smelling and yesterday I finally put him in the tub and gave him a thorough scrub down. He's so much sweeter to be around now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,laptopgnu
Date: 10 Dec 13 - 07:34 PM

Da Bears.

Don't try ta wash any unless ya have proper training.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 13 - 08:17 PM

Da Bears don't wash none. Dare stink makes dare opponents woozy, ya know, and den da Bears got a walk-over. Course it helps if dey play a buncha pansies, like da Pats. Ited work fer da Cubs too if Wrigley Field was indoors like where dem pansy-ass teams play instead of outdoors like where real baseball is played.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Dec 13 - 07:21 AM

It's flier day!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 13 - 10:28 AM

HEy, MOM!! Today I get my Front Tooth back just in time for Xmas!! Yayyyyy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Dec 13 - 10:36 AM

When we say that 'this too shall pass', it may be comforting to the one in distress but the brutal truth is that the good times also pass. And thus shall it ever be.

Just sayin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Dec 13 - 11:42 AM

Yup. Cold here, too.

Time to load MC with IE... 1:52
Chrome with Adblock... 0:30


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 13 - 02:54 PM

Ebbie took my number. 49494 was mine, I had dibs on it. But Ebbie is a nice person (unlike some I could mention) and I won't make a fuss over it.

Congratulations, Ebbie!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,lapboy?
Date: 11 Dec 13 - 04:19 PM

I logged in. I was gnu. Now I have to log in again in Chrome on the laptop?

puzzledandpissedoffgnu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Dec 13 - 06:27 PM

Oh dear. I wouldn't have done that to you on purpose, Rapparee. Honest, Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Dec 13 - 07:47 PM

No worries, Eb. He weens like that at times. We all do. Pay little or no attention, tho I feel your attrition. As the gentleman he is, I am sure he will make amends for his tirade, veiled as it was in niceties. Obviously, he was making light... as am I.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Dec 13 - 10:38 PM

Just a reminder that in 500 posts we have dedicated one to Katlaughing. Time to research her posts - has she posted in this thread before? Perhaps there is a theme to follow (though with several thousands of posts between it might be difficult to remember said theme).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Dec 13 - 07:04 AM

Well, it's officially winter fer this little black duck. When the powder crunches under foot and my thermo meter reads -15C and the WC is another 10C colder, I figger there ain't much hope of denying it. Oh, I scuffed off a skiff from Mum's driveaway and spread some ice melter t'other day but that ain't snow. That's forecast for Sunday. Only 30cm over Su/Monday but still too much fer Arthur n me.

Got it better n rags and Ed, tho. Ya see Ed'snow pic on the Canada Post thread? THAT is snow!


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