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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,MMario 10 Mar 05 - 01:14 PM
GUEST,MMario 10 Mar 05 - 01:10 PM
GUEST,MMario 10 Mar 05 - 01:07 PM
Bunnahabhain 10 Mar 05 - 01:07 PM
GUEST,MMario 10 Mar 05 - 01:06 PM
Rustic Rebel 10 Mar 05 - 01:04 PM
GUEST,MMario 10 Mar 05 - 12:57 PM
GUEST,MMario 10 Mar 05 - 12:55 PM
GUEST 10 Mar 05 - 12:50 PM
GUEST,MMario 10 Mar 05 - 12:33 PM
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Rapparee 10 Mar 05 - 12:24 PM
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Bunnahabhain 10 Mar 05 - 12:16 PM
GUEST,MMario 10 Mar 05 - 12:09 PM
GUEST,Stilly River Sage 10 Mar 05 - 10:53 AM
Rapparee 10 Mar 05 - 09:13 AM
Rapparee 10 Mar 05 - 09:06 AM
GUEST,MMario 10 Mar 05 - 09:04 AM
Amos 10 Mar 05 - 09:02 AM
Rapparee 10 Mar 05 - 08:38 AM
JennyO 10 Mar 05 - 08:03 AM
Amos 09 Mar 05 - 11:47 PM
Acme 09 Mar 05 - 11:05 PM
Amos 09 Mar 05 - 08:52 PM
Amos 09 Mar 05 - 08:28 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Mar 05 - 07:55 PM
Layah 09 Mar 05 - 06:40 PM
Bunnahabhain 09 Mar 05 - 06:17 PM
Rapparee 09 Mar 05 - 04:45 PM
Layah 09 Mar 05 - 03:53 PM
GUEST,MMario 09 Mar 05 - 03:17 PM
Rapparee 09 Mar 05 - 03:10 PM
Layah 09 Mar 05 - 01:42 PM
Rapparee 09 Mar 05 - 01:11 PM
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Bunnahabhain 09 Mar 05 - 12:56 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:14 PM

Does anyone know - Are there any documented cases of people dying from "cat glare"?

they can certainly deal out the lethal looking stares.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:10 PM

I'd say they have become non-existant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:07 PM

WOBH!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:07 PM

Shirley? Boer war? Wasn't she in something about the Zulu war. 30 odd years earlier. Or am I just totally confused?

BTW, What odds on Rapier getting 6776?

Men of Harlech, stop your dreaming,
Can't you see their spear points gleaming,
See their warriors pendants streaming,
To this battlefield.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:06 PM

are you implying that some of us attempt to post certain significant posts based on the number of the post?


What a silly idea!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:04 PM

Dear mother,
You are very entertaining and generous. You are dedicated to the spirit of laugh and even though I'm not into chasing the numbers you graciously presented me with a fine gift. I thank you, I want to spank you and I want to see Dismas Dyfydd blow himself with that orange noodle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:57 PM

BTW - SRS - some segments of this culture know the Boer War though other then Shirley. But usually still cinema


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:55 PM

sorry - that was me - see? I'm so bored I'm reduced to talking to myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:50 PM

dagnabitt the personal pages are out again - for like the fourth time this morning.

How am I suppossed to do a good job of wasting the tax-payers money (i'm a civil service employee)if the web sites I want keep going down


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:33 PM

Did you know there was a super-volcano near Naples? and one in New Zealand?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:29 PM

d*mn librarian


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:24 PM

And (6767) the toaster oven.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:23 PM

And the family archery set.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:23 PM

And my sister's bodhran.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:22 PM

For another thing he's got the keys to the house.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:16 PM

Any real house has many tin openers. Real ones, the little tools on pen-knives, hammer and chisel, Ice-axe, Shotgun, etc. How many depends on what state you want the contents in.....

Bunnhabhian


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:09 PM

so - anyone willing to distract me with stupid conversation? Live still bites.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 10:53 AM

What happened? Did he wander out of the house one day with the can opener in his hand?

Amos, drive safe, and report in when you can! Mom expects it!

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 09:13 AM

For one thing, he's got the can opener.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 09:06 AM

His name is Dismas Dyfydd, and he's Welsh, and he's my long-lost brother. We're sure like to find him again.

Have fun, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 09:04 AM

Drive carefully Amos - and be sure and let Mom know when you get there - you know how she worries.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 09:02 AM

On the road to Mudlark's!! Fare well!! Goodbye!! Adios!! Love and affection!! Ciaou!! Arrividerci!! Hasta la Vista, Buhayyyybeee!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 08:38 AM

Where...how...did you find this picture of my long-lost brother Dismas? Where is he now? Our family has been searching for him for years and years!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 08:03 AM

"Say, is that a carrot under your chin, or are you just happy to see me?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 11:47 PM

Yep, I'd say its a put-up job, allright.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 11:05 PM

I was going to shift the subject back over to the more silly/sexy side of things and started a search for a sexy warrior. I came up with this instead. Not to diminish the valor or the man or his culture, I was looking at the expression in his eyes when I decided to keep this photo--he looks like he'd be right at home on the MOAB.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 08:52 PM

BTW I am off-line for perhaps four days. See ya when I do.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 08:28 PM

Well, at least you're not out, man. But odd, well, odd is as odd does...


A
Wizard of Odd


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 07:55 PM

I don't need swords. I have three chainsaws.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 06:40 PM

That's why I do highland dancing. Swords! I wanna do more sword dancing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 06:17 PM

I'll stick to my nice blunt swords for Highland dancing. Easy way to break yourself, without even touching the things...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 04:45 PM

Well, I have to admit that my younger brother took a broken epee and made me a main gauche out of it. He cut away the bell guard and reversed it, so that it formed a U shape with which you can catch and twist a blade out of your opponents hand -- or, since it IS pointed, stick him with the 12 inch blace. The handle is turned walnut, the pommel is an old epee pommel.

He made two others at the same time for the College's drama department -- these didn't have points.

My brother Tony has an even dozen swords; Ted has at least three pointy and/or sharp ones (including a Phillipine beheading sword), a couple sabers, three or four foils, and two epees that used to belong to me.

I only have my cavalry saber and, now, an epee coming. And I only have the saber because my brothers bought for me, and they only did that so that I wouldn't be the odd man out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 03:53 PM

The swords I fence with are much too large to punch through a mask if the tip broke off. I somehow doubt that makes them less dangerous, despite the stupid amounts of protection I wear. I tried some foil fencing, but it just didn't compare to the historical fencing I do. In historical fencing I use a dagger in my offhand, so I get two pointy things! The sword I fence with is not so pretty though, being cheap and much used, very dented slightly rusty bell gaurd. I also have a shiny pretty Spanish rapier that I certainly do not fence with. Much too pretty, plus the blade is wrong.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 03:17 PM

which is why I, peasant in origin and station that I am, don't touch that type of sharp pointy things. Her Majesty would not approve. She would probably even stop coming to my archery range. It doesn't due to upset the Queen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 03:10 PM

See, Layah, gentlefolk are schooled in arms. A sword, and the ability to use it without poking out someone's eye, has long been the mark of a gentleman or gentlewoman. The sword I just ordered has a simple ambidexterous handle, a bell guard 120 mm. across, and two quillons (rings) inside the guard. It will come with a blunt point, and I'll put a rubber tip on it.

Now, I could file the point to a point. That would certainly liven up the bouts at the Pocatello Fencing Club.

Even though sport fencing has an accident rate so low that the insurance companies don't bother with it, accidents can happen. A Russian fencer, a Major in the army, was fencing in Rome in (I think) 1987. He was one of the best in the world, but the tip of his opponents blade broke and in a thrust the now-sharp tip entered the mesh of the mask AND the Major's eye AND penetrated 17 mm. into his brain. He was on life support for the three days it took the Russian team to capture the Gold. The fencing world was in mourning.

Then there's Peter Westbrook....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 01:42 PM

I find swords much more interesting than pretty girls, French or otherwise. I could understand if the males around here held a different opinion though. I nice swept hilt rapier...mm....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 01:11 PM

Actually and all truth aside, I've just ordered an Italian School epee/rapier. It should be delivered by a specially trained and uniformed lackey next week.

I think I'll get a French one later.

And I'm not going to put out anybody's eye, either. If they annoy me I may grind a point....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 01:05 PM

But the maintainence on French Maids is expensive - and time consuming!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 12:56 PM

How about a French maid? Pretty and can do the dishes....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 12:54 PM

but they are good for picking up trash and dirty clothes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 12:43 PM

I go in for the sharp and pointy pretty
, but not so good for dealing with dirty dishes I suppose


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 12:06 PM

I want one of these

or two.

They'd look great on either side of the driveway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 11:53 AM

Oh Rapaire, go outside if you're gonna whine. I don't even HAVE a .22 anymore -- haven't had one since I was a kid. You think MOAB is MADE of money or something?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 11:53 AM

Well, it is very pretty. But at that kind of money, you're going to have to bring some fresh meat in with it to help pay for it. Hit it or go hungry...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 11:41 AM

Awwwwwww, Mom!

That's a really high-class, Olympic-style, .22 caliber target rifle, Mom! That's not one of your cheap things like Amos or Bee-Dubya has. And Mom, I can get it for LESS than USD 20,000! And there's a guarentee! I'll be really careful with it and I promise I won't put an eye out! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssse?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 10:33 AM

For self defense purposes, nothing beats a Gibson Mastertone banjo. But you'd better make that first blow count 'cause the neck'll probably snap in two and you won't get a second shot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 10:31 AM

WHOO_HOO! Skeet shooting!

PULL!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 10:18 AM

If we liberate the dishware for our target practice we don't mind if they haven't been washed, we can take dirty ones. That makes the washing up go faster! See?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 10:03 AM

when you hit someone with a fiddle it hurts - but when you hit them with a harp - they die!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 09:56 AM

Ooh, I could use a gun to do the dishes! You should them all, and then you don't have any dishes left to wash, so they must all be done. I think I'll start that method of cleaning up.


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