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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

CarolC 03 Jul 04 - 11:34 PM
Amos 04 Jul 04 - 12:14 AM
Rustic Rebel 04 Jul 04 - 02:30 AM
Rustic Rebel 04 Jul 04 - 02:35 AM
42 04 Jul 04 - 08:56 AM
CarolC 04 Jul 04 - 11:35 AM
Acme 04 Jul 04 - 11:57 AM
CarolC 05 Jul 04 - 07:44 PM
Amos 05 Jul 04 - 08:10 PM
CarolC 05 Jul 04 - 08:30 PM
Amos 05 Jul 04 - 08:49 PM
CarolC 05 Jul 04 - 08:54 PM
Rapparee 06 Jul 04 - 12:06 AM
42 06 Jul 04 - 08:31 AM
GUEST,MMario 06 Jul 04 - 09:38 AM
Amos 06 Jul 04 - 09:41 AM
Rapparee 06 Jul 04 - 09:42 AM
GUEST,MMario 06 Jul 04 - 09:46 AM
Amos 06 Jul 04 - 09:52 AM
Rapparee 06 Jul 04 - 10:03 AM
GUEST,not admitting I'm MMario 06 Jul 04 - 10:34 AM
freda underhill 06 Jul 04 - 10:45 AM
CarolC 06 Jul 04 - 10:57 AM
freda underhill 06 Jul 04 - 11:00 AM
Little Hawk 06 Jul 04 - 11:08 AM
freda underhill 06 Jul 04 - 11:11 AM
Amos 06 Jul 04 - 11:48 AM
Little Hawk 06 Jul 04 - 11:57 AM
Rapparee 06 Jul 04 - 12:18 PM
Little Hawk 06 Jul 04 - 12:37 PM
Amos 06 Jul 04 - 03:38 PM
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Rapparee 06 Jul 04 - 04:44 PM
Little Hawk 06 Jul 04 - 04:47 PM
freda underhill 06 Jul 04 - 06:44 PM
Amos 06 Jul 04 - 07:08 PM
freda underhill 06 Jul 04 - 07:40 PM
Little Hawk 06 Jul 04 - 07:42 PM
Amos 07 Jul 04 - 12:52 AM
Rustic Rebel 07 Jul 04 - 01:02 AM
Tweed 07 Jul 04 - 07:47 AM
Rapparee 07 Jul 04 - 09:18 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 03 Jul 04 - 11:34 PM

Not sure, Amos. I need to think about it a bit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jul 04 - 12:14 AM

Well, meanwhile BWL, I am orful glad you saw your way back to rejoining the land of the electrified and electrocuted. We missed your spark round here...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 04 Jul 04 - 02:30 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 04 Jul 04 - 02:35 AM

No way did I say that.
Instead I said

GO Naked Ye Perverts,
For now as the rain is falling, now is a fucking fantastic time to cleanse the smell from your loins.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 04 Jul 04 - 08:56 AM

perverse brilliance - I like that.
j


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 04 Jul 04 - 11:35 AM

I think, Amos, that I'm feeling too lazy to come up with any of my own material right now, so I used some of yours. I'm having MOAB malaise, I guess.

Somebody write something about clowns. Maybe that'll inspire me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jul 04 - 11:57 AM

But clowns are so often sad (unless it's the clowns in Washington D.C. in which case they're downright depressing).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 05 Jul 04 - 07:44 PM

Our neighbors were firing rockets into our yard for most of the last two days. They were exploding all around us. In our yard. For Independence Day.

That's the true spirit of America. Get a bunch of rockets and fire them off into someone else's yard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jul 04 - 08:10 PM

Well, the true spirit of America, you would have just taken up arms and fired back at them! :>)

At least they weren't being tragic, though. There's some consolation.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 05 Jul 04 - 08:30 PM

Oh... they were being tragic. JtS went over to speak with them about it. I won't go into details, but they were a very disfunctional family to say the least.

And as you pointed out, we did not handle it in the true spirit of America. JtS handled it in the true spirit of Canada (good Canadian that he is). A lot less bloodshed involved in the long run.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jul 04 - 08:49 PM

Dang, Carol...sorry you had such ruffians intruding on your holiday!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 05 Jul 04 - 08:54 PM

Thanks Amos. It turned out ok in the end.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 12:06 AM

I'm...back. Took a while to bite through the ropes, but I'm back.

I once had a kid fire a model rocket (not a fireworks kind) onto the roof of my house. I kept it, told him he could have it back if his father came with him to ask for it. For a very long time I had a model rocket; I threw it away when I moved.

Personally, I don't care for fireworks that explode anywhere but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up in the sky. Fountains and stuff that don't explode are okay, but not stuff that goes bang.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 08:31 AM

clowns terrify me and have since I was a child! Originally representations of evil spirits or the like... like the grimm's fairy tales (which were aptly named), intended to impress upon the superstitious and ignorant the consequences of wrong-doing.

of course that's just how I see it and I'm not a clown expert -unless punch and judy count.
j


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 09:38 AM

actually Amos, when you think about it (though that thought is horrifying in itself) what better place for Shatner then the MOAB thread? Rationally a thread dedicated to BS is the proper location to mention someone who is more or less a living embodiment of BS - G*d knows his acting is pure BS - at least it certainly stinks like it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 09:41 AM

There's a big differenc,e though, MM. We of the MOAB strive for quality in our BS.

Shatner, conversely, is the apex of intentional mediocrity.

That is why I protest so heavily. It is not as though there weren't enough mediocrity already going on.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 09:42 AM

Clowns are designed to make us laugh by reflecting and engorging our faults and foibles. At the same time, they also warn us about social "wrongs" -- the Koyemsi of the Zuni are one example of this. Because clowns are intended to make us laugh, a sad clown (e.g., Rigoletto) or an evil one (as in recent horror movies) juxtaposes our natural expectation of laughter with sadness -- and in the case of evil, demonstrates how closely evil and laughter can be. Clowns fulfill a remarkable function in human society, a function the contemporary comedians (at least in the US) do not.

When the white thigh of history is finally thrown over what passes for our culture, one of the judgements will be that we should have cloned clowns.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 09:46 AM

eeeeeyeooooowwwww! yuck! gross!

I come onto this thread hoping for some quality BS and what do I find? Rapaire discussing engorged foibles!

The mental imagery is just too, too..., too - something

on the other hand - the white thigh of history does conjure up some pleasing thoughts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 09:52 AM

Let us not fracture a perfectly awful metaphor. I told LH that he was a black fly on the white thigh of history. I'd hate to see the meaning lost because all anyone wanted to talk about was white thighs.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 10:03 AM

Okay.

...When the white thigh of history is finally thrown over and the black fly that is Little Hawk is crushed beneath it....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,not admitting I'm MMario
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 10:34 AM

Hist'ry threw her thigh over him
hey dingdorum down
Hist'ry threw her thigh over him
Fie Diddle Dum!
Hist'ry threw her thigh over him
crushed the blackfly dead by gum!
Thus lessons are learned by both the old and the young!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 10:45 AM

and thpeaking of white thighs and black flyth..

Little Hawk has more brainth in his dingdorum than you guyth have inthide your thkullth...... it amatheth me the commenth that are made here, thometimeth. but i think he'th brainy enough not to futh or bother about thethe commentth, he thomehow knowth that you wil apologithe, in a future dimenthion.

thigh...

freda, feeling philothophical..


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 10:57 AM

Naw, freda. He's reading their shit and laughing his pants off. I know. I've seen him do it. (Well, figuratively anyway. His pants didn't really come off when he laughed.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 11:00 AM

glad to hear that Carol, it would be motht untheemly if they did.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 11:08 AM

Carol, you are so right. I was just reading all that stuff and getting a great morning laugh, and then I saw your post. Right on the mark.

I actually find the notion of History throwing her white thigh over me rather appealing... :-)

When a wave vanishes into the ocean, has the wave ceased to exist? Only in terms of your ability to observe it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 11:11 AM

does that mean brucie and his goat are around somewhere?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 11:48 AM

Lord, save us. Little Hawk, it is in the deep recognition that you are laughing your ass off that we right. Somehow, no-one posts a more convincing "Haw! Haw!" than yourself. You seem a natural at guffawing, cavorting, solipsistic soliloquy and other types of high-order buffoonery. Which side of the family does this come from?

Freda, your assessment of Little Hawks intellect is amazing, just amazing. It is almost as though you are infatuated with him. Do you mind if I ask how old you are?

I love the evolution of the black fly, MM!! Well done!


This thread is my favorite place in the known universe except for a particular bar in Lahaina and a little cottage somewhere in the Deneb III system.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 11:57 AM

Man, I don't think it comes from either side of the family. :-)

As for Brucie and his goat...oh yeah, they're out there allright. I like Freda too. Her poetry is amazing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 12:18 PM

Better than...Julia Moore??????????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 12:37 PM

Well......



Yeah. Even better than Julia Moore.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 03:38 PM

I agree with you about Freda. She and I are planning to make an expedition to that cottage I told you about in the Deneb system. You remember. It'll be so great!! Quiet, moonlit nights on the side of a golden sea, where the red rivers flow down the aqua hills...And the twin moons cast multiple shadows along the crinkly sands...like Paradise!!

I can't wait.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 03:48 PM

better visit the cottage in the Deneb system soon - after all, Deneb has stopped hydrogen fusion - it's probably going to go nova soon, and property values are going to go to heck* in a handbasket.

And don't forget the sunscreen - as a moonlit nights might be great - but Deneb has a luminosity 160,000 times that of Sol. (Not to mention a diameter approximately the size of Earth's orbit)








*heck- the 14th planet in the Aldeberan system - long known for extremely high interest rates and low property values


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 04:44 PM

Well, now we know about Amos and Freda:
        
Shub-Niggurath

· Shub-Niggurath, a.k.a. The Black Goat of the Woods with A Thousand Young, or Shupnikkurat and possibly Ishnigarrab.
· Usually refered to as female, but it might be male, or possibly even hermaphroditic.
· Personification of fertility, but not necessarily birth itself, and certainly not motherhood.
· Thought to live under the surface of Yaddith with her Dhole servants awaiting the return of her husband, Hastur.
· May also live underground beneath Arabia or even at the Court of Azathoth.
· Possibly the most widely spread worship of any being in the Mythos. She is / was worshipped by both Earthly cults, alien civilizations and extra-dimensional beings.
· Served by the a race of lesser beings called the Dark Young.

Yaddith (emphasis supplied) is the fifth planet of the Deneb system.

Really.

It is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 04:47 PM

You're onto a good thing there, Amos. The Deneb system is doubly favourable for such a rendezvous even since Cap'n Kirk and the boys (and girls) cruised through there several seasons ago and cleaned up the place, making it safe for meritocracy and ankle rubs.

There's been this marvelous sense of serenity around the whole interstellar region ever since they left...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 06:44 PM

Amos, don't tell anyone, but I'm 83 with no teeth. lucky for you or i could bite. but you can wipe the dribble out of my mouth any time, just remind me to put my teeth back in first, I have my pride, y'know? as for an intergalaxial rendezvous, i'm not lusting after anyone's loins, just their pithy lines. and there's a few Catters of varying genders and benders that provide these on a regular basis.

the regular activity of casting nasturtiums, well, MOAB is wearing multiple garlands right now. she looks good in anything. and nasturtiums are edible, but personally I can't handle too many of them, they sour a good meal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 07:08 PM

Ach Freda, there's a piece of this you haven't understood. Getting to the Deneb system involves FTL transport with the natural sequelae of time reversal. By the time you step out of the transport capsule your body's clock will have run backwards to an estimated age of 29.7 Terran years. Mine will be slightly younger than that.

Howja like them apples?

:>))

But you can stay home if you prefer, dear. I am sure I can find some other companion for an interstellar adventure with free timewarp thrown in...

Bob Dylan would be interested, I am sure.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 07:40 PM

...chuckle...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 07:42 PM

I think Bob would be interested in such a possibility, Amos. I would be too. I'd love to see him in a 27 year old body again, with a 27 year old voice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:52 AM

Actually I'd rather have Michele Philips along. Anyone know if she is still alive? I don't know what FTL does to deceased body matter, since it doesn't really have a clock. Interesting question, though!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 01:02 AM

I've been away, which seems nearly over a week,
But Tweed, I will think of you tonight and rub my cheek.
The nearly frozen, part of my ass,
while I am out dancing naked in the grass.
I must do, what I must do, what I can,
to bring the sunshine, home again.
So while I freeze my ass off, to dance the sun ritual,
Imagine the sunshine and dance with me you bitchual.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 07:47 AM

...sniff....thet iz the mos' beautiful pome I habv ever rede...Thanks Mz Rustic. I will try an print it out and carry it in my wallet to cheer my heart on cloudy days.

I remain az allus..

Yore dancin' bitchfool and KOTROT
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 09:18 AM

Ya know, that money from the UK still hasn't shown up in my account. In fact, there is no money in my account, not even the paycheck from last Friday.

I'm startin' to think that I might possibly perhaps maybe have been made a fool of.

'Course, Khandu must be holdin' the check or cheque 'cause it ain't been cashed yet either. That's awfully nice of the boy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 09:44 AM

dylan would probably love to see himself in a 27 year old body too LH. (hee hee)


j


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 09:45 AM

oh no! cursed for eternity!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 09:48 AM

How do you figure?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 11:46 AM

post 5793! Everyone KNOWS that to write the 5,793rd post on a thread is to be cursed for eternity - (plus two days per word)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:07 PM

3795 not 5793 (you're looking a little dyslexic, guest). Now it's 3797.

If anyone is counting.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:08 PM

3798


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:09 PM

3799


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:10 PM

3800


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