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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 13 - 03:47 PM

Rap would be a soo-in and would likely get a nithood for his exemplary service. Alas, the pay is a paltry pittance! An insult to such as he. Of course, if he were to apply, I am sure final salary negotiations would be well in his favour.

"... a book that is so cool you almost hope it never ends." I am chompping at the bit! When can I be saddled up with such a gem? When will the pony express shit upon my front lawn while a fearless courrier places such a treasure in my ... hmmm... makes me sign for it? Keep me informed of the shipping details so I can track this sucker, A, and manage my schedule appropriately in order to avoid the dreaded "Yer truck wasn't in the driveway so we figgered ya weren't home an it was hot so we didn't wanna wait at the door ta see iffin ya were home so ya gotta go ta yer Sobeys grocery store Postal Outlet tamorrah an hope we didn't lose it. Don't ferget ta bring this here card and some picture ID eh er yer fucked agin." I hate that!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 13 - 02:01 PM

Rapparree's dream job has just becpome available. He should act promptly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 13 - 02:00 PM

Heh! Well, I abandoned it for the weekend because of the folk festival, but I am just about to go to my favorite Vietnamese/Thai restaurant where I can eat a leisurely meal and then drink hot Jasmine tea and devour a few more chapters of "Cascade", a book that is so cool you almost hope it never ends.

Meanwhile, Shane is hard at work on the first draft of "Beyond Drunk and Disorderly - a Memwar"....or...is he just hard at work on the first draft, period? Beer, that is.

I hope he succeeds in finding backers. That boy needs a sense of purpose, not to mention a source of income.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 13 - 01:37 PM

Running true to form as a world-class, first-rate long-haired hippie folkie pinko, Mister hawk!! Welcome back to Mom's forgiving arms. Did you abandon Cascade?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 13 - 01:34 PM

I was at the Mariposa Folk Festival all weekend. It was fabulous!!! Among some of the great acts were The Kruger Brothers (the most amazing bluegrass band you will ever see), Oh My Darling (4 lovely girls from western Canada), Steve Payne (superb blues player), Rose Cousins from the Maritimes, and Arlo Guthrie who did an absolutely delightful closing set. I expected him to be good, but he was way better than good.

The only thing I saw all weekend that wasn't very good was Randy Bachman, backed by The Sadies. I think Randy should stick to doing his radio show, because he's very good at that. Why the heck they brought him to Mariposa, I don't know...but I guess it got more people in through the gates. (and I do like quite a number of his hits...he's just not doing them very well anymore)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 13 - 01:16 PM

I had a 375ml bottle of Spumante Bambino with my strawberries whilst screaming in delight on Centre Court at the annual final match of the world's most watched tennis tournament which concluded yesterday in Londontown. This year, my fav won in a very impressive 3 set victory over the No. 1 ranked player. Last year, Andy Scott was defeated in the final match. Soooo, he has gone from being a losing Scot to a wimming Brit and is the toast of Great Briton and and of Her Majesty's empire. The last Brit to win at Wimbledon was Fred Perry, 77 years ago.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 08 Jul 13 - 11:58 AM

The sad thing is, he can't even afford to stop talkin'...which is why he keeps goin' on...and on...and on...

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 13 - 10:29 AM

Rapp:

You are a man of champagne-grade tastes, working a beer pocketbook. You can have your wish, certes, but it will be expensive. Considering that the value of the book is in the thought behind it, you'd be better off buying it in extra-large type.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 13 - 10:12 AM

I'd like it in cuneiform, thanks!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 13 - 05:10 AM

Amos... how cool is that!? Good on ya!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 13 - 01:16 AM

Sounds like your about ready to read the book!! Get yours today in the format of your choice!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jul 13 - 12:56 AM

I'm Way Beyond the Cascades out here in Texas. Is it a travelogue?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jul 13 - 11:56 PM

Prowling grizzlies! He'd better watch out for growling pizzlies, in his condition.

Hey MOM!! Beyond the Cascade is now available on the Apple iBooks store for the discriminating iPad reader everywhere! Check it out!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 13 - 05:53 PM

Just Gonzo's grandpa -- and Gonzo's still pissed off about that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jul 13 - 12:01 PM

An excellent idea, Rap. But keep a sharp eye peeled for prowling grizzlies, hordes of commuting lemmings and LARGE RAPTORS!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 13 - 11:49 AM

I go now to work in the yard, amongst the flowers and birds and butterflies, in God's pure air and sunshine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 13 - 05:33 AM

You surely sully sulleness, silly sir.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jul 13 - 01:00 AM

Biftesplick!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 13 - 12:39 PM

Amos definitely is, and probably LH, but I don't know about gnu. I will have rachmones and assume that he isf just a tsetummelt shlimazl. All of them are gornisht helfn.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jul 13 - 10:52 AM

ongepotchket

Now there's a word for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jul 13 - 06:26 AM

Your search - analorangogies - did not match any documents.

Yippie! I can make up any meaning I want. His analogies demonstrate his left hand doesn't know what his right hand is doing kinda like when an orangotango dunno wether to shove an apple or an orange up his ass.

Yeah... that's it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 13 - 02:54 AM

He's a simiophobe--he has an unreasoning fear of simians, and I suspect it is because he has to suppress his own impulses to run around on his knuckles making Ookish sounds. He probably confuses simians with analorangogies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jul 13 - 01:03 AM

And sometimes specism is just specism. Your problem is clear, Rapparee. You hate Chimpanzees. Just admit it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 13 - 06:38 PM

Yup, sometimes they say that. Sometimes they say that a cigar is a phallic symbol, too. Sigmund Freud, who was fond of cigars, once remarked, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jul 13 - 06:21 PM

What is laytex homosexuality? Finding out you have gay feelings on the rebound?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jul 13 - 05:04 PM

They say, sometimes, that the most vocal homophobes are struggling with latent homosexuality feelings within themselves. This may offer an insight into why Rapparree is so vocal about his dislike of alien species.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 13 - 01:20 PM

I'm sorry, I forgot "foul-smelling, flea-laden, unwashed,". This should be inserted before "cross-dressing" in my last post.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 13 - 10:46 AM

I believe that I'll refer to the ill-tempered, cross-dressing chimpanzee as "Chong".

As in "Hey, Bonzo, who's that couple?" "Man, that King Kong and Queen Chong! I thought you knew about them."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 13 - 12:41 AM

And no apologies to that ill-dressed, in both body and mind, chimpanzee LH hangs around with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 13 - 12:10 AM

Amen to that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jul 13 - 08:36 PM

I say I would like to spend a night with Sarah but, of course, I wouldn't. I certainly would spnd a lifetime with

Subject: RE: BS: The world's worst metaphor?
From: gnu - PM
Date: 04 Jul 13 - 08:18 PM

I am in love! Totally smitten in my heart and in my mind! Now... that's a babe!

Ahhhh... sorry. Ummm. Indeed, the lass speaks volumes and her treatise is laudible and... ohhhh... yeah... all that and she just melts my mind and heart. That's the lass I wanted to meet 30 years ago.

Men go crazy for a smart dressed mind. Apologies to ZZ Top.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 13 - 05:48 PM

As my wife will tell you, I'm more of a "feminist" than she is (and she is, she is!). But I'm not going to pick on one or the other sex more than the other. I annoy, irritate, mock, and make fun of people on an equal basis -- much as stupidity is allocated amongst homo sapiens sapiens.

But the thing about stupidity is this: it is the ONLY "crime against Nature" that presumes capital punishment. Maybe not this time, maybe not for years, but unless you learn it WILL getcha.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jul 13 - 05:13 PM

The thing to do, I think, is aim for human liberation. Then you don't have to worry so much about which gender you are or which gender the other person is, because it just doesn't matter.

That's why I'd never call myself a "feminist" or a "masculinist", to use a coined label.

Sarah's an interesting character. She has strong points and weak points. The movie "Game Change" is a fascinating look at her "maverick" role in the 2008 election where she was both a tremendous asset AND a tremendous liability for the Republican ticket, and all at the same time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jul 13 - 04:45 PM

There are so many remarks about Sarah Palin that seem to have become fair game - says this ardent feminist. She leaves herself open to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 13 - 04:39 PM

Sarah strokes her gun barrel to go to sleep at night.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jul 13 - 03:48 PM

Chongo says he's heard "through the grapevine" that Sarah Palin is into paddling bigtime.

His friend Renata has threatened him with terminal violence if he even thinks about getting her (Sarah) as his running mate in the next election.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 13 - 02:28 PM

If you buy it I'll help you paddle it. I'll even bring my own paddle. (This is not to be construed as assisting you in the uniquely Canadian indoor sport of "canoe paddling.")


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jul 13 - 12:16 PM

Finally found a canoe I like.

http://trinitytoday.ca/2013/07/on-board-aristotle-onassis-floating-palace-superyacht-that-hosted-tycoons-wedding-party-to-jackie


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jul 13 - 10:35 AM

Rapp:

Roger, I shall so inscribe your copy, assuming you ever send it to me (or its fiscal equivalent).


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 13 - 11:08 PM

Inscribe it to "wildebeest."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Jul 13 - 09:39 PM

You sell yourself short, sir! ;-) Why, some of the animals I've known have been pretty smart...smarter than some of the people, I'd have to say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jul 13 - 09:22 PM

A... Gnu with an upper case G? NEVER! My name is Gary or g or gnu or garygnu. garygnu is what my close friends and relatives call me. Take yer pick. Surprise me... but, please no "Gnu" with an uppercase "G". I am just a dumb animal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Jul 13 - 08:58 PM

Brilliant! ;-) That's just the sort of comeback Chongo would have given in a similar situation, except he might've gone for $120.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jul 13 - 07:00 PM

Sure thing, Rapp. But there's an extra charge for taking dictation, so you will have to send $80 for the custom order.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Jul 13 - 05:16 PM

LOL!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 13 - 03:25 PM

So if I send you twenty bucks will you send me an autographed copy too? I'd like the inscription to read, "To the most intelligent and wonderful person on this or any other planet, without whose wisdom and guidance I wouldn't be what I am today", okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 13 - 03:22 PM

Mom! Mom! I forgot to tell you! I got the stitches out of the sinus lift on the left side yesterday! Now the left side of my face is pulled up so I always have a half-smile showing! And the grafts are taking well, the surgeon says!

From the number of stitches taken out I think he charges by the yard....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jul 13 - 03:08 PM

I, sir, and not you, claim the distinction of being First Vowel.

Do you want the dedication written to Gnu, Gnu?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 13 - 03:04 PM

You are sending this to me? Thank you for whatever it is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jul 13 - 02:56 PM

A... mail pickup at the Canada Post outlet at Sobeys, no less, will be in about one hour and a Mr. Jackson will be hurtling toward your abode forthwith. I an interested to find out just how long it takes for his journey to your mailbox.


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