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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rustic Rebel 26 Nov 03 - 10:50 PM
khandu 26 Nov 03 - 11:43 PM
fiercefiddler 27 Nov 03 - 02:01 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Nov 03 - 02:26 AM
khandu 27 Nov 03 - 11:21 AM
Rapparee 27 Nov 03 - 11:55 AM
GUEST,Thespian 30 Nov 03 - 08:40 PM
Amos 30 Nov 03 - 09:16 PM
GUEST,Thespian 30 Nov 03 - 09:37 PM
Rapparee 01 Dec 03 - 08:47 AM
Amos 01 Dec 03 - 10:04 AM
GUEST,MMario 01 Dec 03 - 10:22 AM
GUEST,CarolC at the Chattahoochee Valley Reg. Lawb 01 Dec 03 - 03:07 PM
GUEST,CarolC again 01 Dec 03 - 03:09 PM
Amos 01 Dec 03 - 06:39 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Dec 03 - 07:10 PM
Amos 02 Dec 03 - 07:20 PM
Rapparee 02 Dec 03 - 10:35 PM
Tweed 03 Dec 03 - 06:37 PM
Little Hawk 03 Dec 03 - 07:02 PM
Tweed 03 Dec 03 - 07:31 PM
Amos 03 Dec 03 - 08:54 PM
Rapparee 03 Dec 03 - 10:18 PM
GUEST,Harry Lee Wigley 03 Dec 03 - 10:29 PM
GUEST,freds 03 Dec 03 - 10:38 PM
Little Hawk 04 Dec 03 - 12:32 AM
GUEST,freds 04 Dec 03 - 09:30 AM
Rapparee 07 Dec 03 - 10:22 AM
Little Hawk 07 Dec 03 - 10:36 AM
khandu 07 Dec 03 - 11:14 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Dec 03 - 12:53 PM
khandu 07 Dec 03 - 01:05 PM
Little Hawk 07 Dec 03 - 05:34 PM
Tweed 07 Dec 03 - 06:05 PM
Little Hawk 07 Dec 03 - 06:13 PM
Amos 07 Dec 03 - 07:02 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Dec 03 - 07:41 PM
Little Hawk 07 Dec 03 - 07:47 PM
khandu 07 Dec 03 - 09:55 PM
khandu 07 Dec 03 - 10:16 PM
Rapparee 07 Dec 03 - 10:41 PM
khandu 07 Dec 03 - 10:49 PM
khandu 07 Dec 03 - 10:56 PM
Rapparee 07 Dec 03 - 11:01 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Dec 03 - 12:02 AM
Little Hawk 08 Dec 03 - 12:03 AM
Little Hawk 08 Dec 03 - 09:34 AM
Rapparee 08 Dec 03 - 11:18 AM
Little Hawk 08 Dec 03 - 11:52 AM
GUEST,William Shatner 08 Dec 03 - 11:56 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 10:50 PM

Khandu- I already had my candidate for man of the year but I can be swayed (or payed off). I was also considering this man, but I want to remain a part of your kingdomness, so I think that would not be a choice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 11:43 PM

RR, neither of these people proclaimed you as the Royal POB & PL!!

But I did!!!!!!!!!

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: fiercefiddler
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:01 AM

wow...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:26 AM

Well, 290! Your first post to the MOAB (and only your 13th post to the Mudcat) and all you have to say is "Wow..."? Not even "Wow!!!", but "Wow..." as if you're not really sure you mean it.

If I were a Mudcat newbie I'd say, "Wow!!! You guys are awesome! You're all geniuses! This thread is a work of art! It may be the central document for a new religion! Have you considered submitting it to Shambhala Press for publication?"

"I really liked the Martian Invasion part best of all. And that Bubba Bubba was a real hottie before she turned into a stinking toadstool. Whatever happened to Sheeney Knause?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 11:21 AM

Sheeney Knause stays in constant contact with Penelope Rutledge, whom I believe to be Tweed in cog nito.

BTW, where is cog nito?

And may I, khandu, King of all Mississippi, welcome the loquacious 290 to MOAB, the land of Great Minds!!

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 11:55 AM

Shakespeare, Moliere and Bach are dead and I'm pretty tired myself and all you can say is "wow..."????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Thespian
Date: 30 Nov 03 - 08:40 PM

A recent issue of "Conundrum" magazine contained an article that I found quite interesting, which I believe is apropos for inclusion in MOAB.

Here is an excerpt from the article:

Ship Island, a few miles off the Mississippi Gulf Coast, has recently proven itself to be an archaeologist's dream.
   Kevin Whitehead and his partner, Bea Dubrielle, who have been doing freelance archaeological digs on the island, discovered a heavily constructed wooden box that contained a parchment scroll.
   Tests have shown the scroll to be from the late 1500s.
   The scroll contains a message written in an "Old English dialect" which speaks of a "land of Moab" and its inhabitants.
   Professor Jess P Amos of the Shay-Patterson Institute in Jackson Mississippi commented on the message:
   "It appears that this is a cryptic tale of the creation of a tribe of Moabites, which I believe is not the 'Biblical' Moabites. "
   Conundrum has been granted exclusive rights to print the entire text of the message, which appears below. . . .


It came to pass in the fifty-second winter, the king didst arise from the midst of Atalla in the deep. And the king didst look upon the void, and he didst behold the multitude; the rovers and their ilk, the ramblers and their ilk, the misbegotten and their ilk, also the bewildered and their ilk.

The king was moved with compassion upon them because they were without a land for themselves. He spake unto himself, "These art the outcasts. They hath no land for   themselves. Let there be a place fitting for these strange sort."

Three times he spake these words then he falleth silent for a half century.

In the second year of the new day, the king didst stir and he spake unto himself, "I will make unto these a land of fertile soil, a vast land that floweth with wonder and mirth; and they shalt come from all the earth to dwell in their land."

And the king didst mull and ponder for a short while.

In the fifth month of the third year of the new day, the king spake unto the multitude, "Let there be a land in which to dwell the rovers, the ramblers, the
Misbegotten and the bewildered, and all their ilk, and let them frolic and let them romp securely in the land in which they dwelleth."

And the king didst create the land and he calleth it the land of MOAB, and the inhabitants calleth he them Moabites. And he saw that it was good.

And the land did flourish and become great...yea, even greater than the king.

And the king rejoiced greatly and he didst calleth himself a Moabite.

And the king giveth stern warning, "Troubleth not the Moabites, lest I smite thee with a plague of slimy worms that shalt invade thine gonads till thine eyes buggeth out"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 03 - 09:16 PM

Now look here, Thespian -- I do not believe any magazine in its right mind published that, for very simple reason -- the writing is awful!!   It seeks to be biblical and in so doing fails miserably. It tries to use Elizabethan English constructions much as the King James translation does, but manifests unforgivable ignorance about persons and tenses of verbs, the proper use of pronouns and other basic rules of the trade. Confess, here, for the sake of your soul!! You have been counterfeiting, now, haven't you?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Thespian
Date: 30 Nov 03 - 09:37 PM

Look at the December 2003 issue of "Conundrum", page 69-71!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 08:47 AM

I've been to Ship Island and I have the cap to prove it. It says "Ship Island" just as big as allgitout on the front. I didn't see any scrolls or tablets or even books there. Just a bunch of people on the beach and old Ft. Mass.

I've also be up Ship Creek, and I didn't have a paddle either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 10:04 AM

Sorry -- it won't fly!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 10:22 AM

it is well established that both the misbegotten ilk and the bewildered ilk were only discovered in the late 1600's - (in fact it is believed that the bewildered ilk is really only a local offshoot of the English "not a clue" ilk and didn't appear until approximately 1690) therefore the manuscript must indeed be a fake!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,CarolC at the Chattahoochee Valley Reg. Lawb
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 03:07 PM

We're back!!!

We're back in the Warm Sunny South just in time to miss a big snow and ice storm in Michigan. We still don't have internet access at home, but hopefully we will soon.

I don't have time right now to read the parts of this thread that I've missed. I'm actually still tryting to decide if I'm going to brave those   
murky waters. All input and advice would be appreciated.

Hey Khandu! I see your name up there. Did you get the PM I sent you back in September or some time thereabouts?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,CarolC again
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 03:09 PM

...that would be the Chattahoochee Regional Lawberry in my subject line there


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 06:39 PM

Pardon me, Carol C
Is that the Chatanooga Lye-bare-eeee?
Where Chatanooga goes to read,
On Saturday night?

Pardon me Carol C,
Is that the Chatanooga Lye-bare-eee?
Where Chatanooga Societee
Gathers seekin' the light?

You can check out any novel after quarter to five
The doors will open wide, and you'll be glad your alive!
Finest in the nation!
What an inspiration!
Sitting in the readin' room Gettyin' ed-yoo-cashun!

Oh, pardon me Carol C
Is that the Chatanooga Li-bare-ee?
Yes it's really pretty plain to see,
You're in that Chatanooga,
Wooga-wooga-wooga!
Chatanooga li-braire-eeeeeeee!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 07:10 PM

That would be Chattahoochee as in the Chattahoochee River, which forms much of the border between Georgia and Alabama.

Historico-geographical oddity: The town which is home to Florida's oldest and largest state-supported mental hospital is also called Chattahoochee. Oddly enough, the Chattahoochee River does not flow through or by it. Why? Because Florida, calls the same body of water the Apalachicola River, not the Chattahoochee. The dual naming goes back to colonial times, when Spanish Florida and English Georgia wouldn't agree upon a single name for the river. In the same spirit of non-cooperation, one of the large "lakes" caused by damming the Chattahoochee is called Lake Walter F. George by Georgians and Lake Eufaula by Alabamians.

More than you ever wanted to know, but somebody's gotta keep the thread refreshed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 07:20 PM

OK, ok, I stand corrected. Please replace Chattanooga wherever it appears with Chattahootchie. Please replace "Wooga-wooga-wooga!" with "Ootchie-ootchie-cootchie!". That should greatly improve matters and clear up any confusion.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 10:35 PM

Pardom my poi, is that the Honolulu choo-choo?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 03 Dec 03 - 06:37 PM

Dammit! If you keep going this direction the thread will become a music thread. Stay on topic if you please!

Yerz,
Tweed
K.O.T.R.O.T.~Pedant de BS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Dec 03 - 07:02 PM

There's a rumour going around that you are Penelope Rutledge, Tweed! If so, it must be the most extreme case of self-hatred or split personality in history...as shocking as if it turned out that I was Clinton Hammond! Can you shed any light on this perplexing matter?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 03 Dec 03 - 07:31 PM

Penelope Rutledge iz a harpy of the lowest order, Liddle Hargue, and my mos' saje device to you iz stay clear of her. Her tongue is lined wif straight razors and she swills raw Sterno straight from the can. Thar iz no depth obv depravity thet this woman will sink to in order to cut the balls off ob a man, or beast, fish or fowl.

I hab suffered horrible from her scabrous attacks in the passed an' am only now recouped inough to eben respond in a sesnble manner to yore query.

I ain't sure what or who "She" iz but I would not trust her wif my goat nor sleep next to her fer enny lenthg ob time!

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Dec 03 - 08:54 PM

MIght as well imagine that Superman was a mild mannered reporter!! Little Hawk a double for the rough-edged gem, Clinton Hammond?? Nay, so not!! For surely, if it were, then all the world is but a cloud of bad humor, and nothing shall hold firm!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Dec 03 - 10:18 PM

Amos, have you ever seen ClintonHammond and Little Hawk together? I thought not.

Nor have you ever seen Tweed and Penelope Rutledge together at the same time.

For that matter, you've never seen me and you together.

Ergo,

ClintonHammond is LH's secret identity.

Tweed and PR are one and the same.

I, however, am not you. That would be fallacious reasoning, and I can prove my statement beyond any doubt whatsoever.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Harry Lee Wigley
Date: 03 Dec 03 - 10:29 PM

Thespian, the discovery on Ship Island is not the first time this writing has come to light; In 1842, a stone tablet was discovered in Bloomer, Arkansas which contained the same message. It is now on display in the Bloomer Museum & Quick Lube.

The discovery caused quite a stir. A church was eventually formed called the Bloomer Stone of Moab Gospel Congregation. The members considered themselves the "Chosen" and all others were the "Philistine dogs". They also believed in chastity and purity to the point of having no sexual relations at all.

Needless to mention, they died off.

They are still discussed in Bloomer, often referred to as the "Moabites and their ilk".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 03 Dec 03 - 10:38 PM

Hello again!

Since it is a season when you celebrate, we thought that we'd take ourselves to a tavern. And behold! we found one here!

By the way, if you see Lucy, our Labrador Retriever, please let us know. We'll need her to retrieve Labrador very shortly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 12:32 AM

Har! Nice to see you back, Freds.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 09:30 AM

We do not know if any of you live in Labrador, but if you do please note that it is beginning to drift. This is not part of the "Continental Drift" on tectonic plates, but rather due to the fact that the connection between the surface and the subsurface rocks has been severed, mostly likely by mischevious kobolds as a prank. We expect the drift to occur with the next few weeks.

Except for some danger to shipping (and the captains should really be able to see Labrador drifting towards them long before it becomes a danger), there should be no problems. Unless, of course, it is suddenly broken loose by a storm, heavy traffic, a breeze, heavy sneezing, or too many people flushing at the same time. In this situation we cannot predict with any accuracy the speed or direction of Labrador. Our best guesses are that it will collide, violently, with one or more of these: Iceland, Nunavit, Ireland, the Shetlands, the Orkneys, Massa..Masach..Cape Cod, or Florida; there are outside chances for collisions with British Columbia, Paraguay, and Aduk.

So, if you happen to see Lucy, we'd appreciate knowing where she's gotten to. She a black Labrador Retriever, and large, very, very large. And she likes to be scratched right behind her ears.

Thank you for your assistance.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 10:22 AM

Many people aren't aware of that MOAB has spawned two actual places! The is Moab, Utah, where they have chamber music concerts during the summer in canyons, mountain unicycling, and other such nonsense. And there is some area along the Red Sea, where there are ruins such as that of Wadi Punon.

Mother Rules!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 10:36 AM

"M" is for his Majesty the Khandu

"O" is for the Other fools who gather

"T" is for the Times they post here madly

"H" is for the Hellish way they blather

"E" is for the End which never cometh

"R" is for the Rule of Mother's Law

PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER!!! THEY SPELL MOABS!!!

The only thread more well-endowed than Spaw.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 11:14 AM

LH. . . I am (sniff) moved to tears by your profound, yet sensitive poetry. Truly, you do your fellow Moabites great honor! Such originality!!

Rapaire, I am presently afoot in establishing a Moab, MS. All the streets shall be named after my fellow Mudcat Moabites. Rapaire Road shall run parallel with Little Hawkway. P. Rutledge Avenue shall turn into Tweed Alley, since they are one and the same!

The Joe Offer Convention Center will be used exclusively for birthday parties!

Others are in the planning but I have not yet determined them.

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 12:53 PM

Yes, even the U.S. gubbament has got into the act. CLICK HERE.

Stealing the name for a WMD from this, the holiest of all Mudcat threads! The bastards oughta be ashamed of themselves. We should sue.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 01:05 PM

Let them be, BW.

With something as wonderful as MOAB, emulation is inevitable.
I would not be surprised at MOAB board games, candy bars, sledge hammers, dog bisquits or anything else.

In fact, it has been rumored that Tom Jones is recording a folk song called "I wish I was a Moabite", penned by Shatner!

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 05:34 PM

Better that Shatner should record it himself for full effect. They may throw their underwear at Tom Jones, but they throw themselves at Big Bill!

I am trying to picture the intersection of Penelope Rutledge Avenue and Tweed Alley... LOL!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 06:05 PM

Yes, yes,...make light of it...Tweed Alley indeed....Mz.Rotlegge is not Tweed, az I am Tweed and thar ain't no more obv me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 06:13 PM

I am basking in the thought of that glorious stretch of 4-lane blacktop known as "Little Hawkway", snaking its way through the MOAB Metropolis. Off to the right, we see the quaint neighborhoods lining Bee-Dubya-Ell Boulevard, and here comes the exit to Amos Avenue, a street renowned for its cultural centers and towering skyscrapers...far from the noisome haunts of the notorious Tweed Alley, hangout of drunks and panhandlers...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 07:02 PM

Well, while I am honored to be included in your mental map, allow me to offer the caveat that identifying oneself with spaces can lead to great complication! :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 07:41 PM

The MOAB Mississippi Blues

I'm goin' to MOAB Mississippi
Way down in the delta land
I'm goin' to MOAB Mississippi
Way down in the delta land
If you ever been to MOAB
I know that you will understand

They got turnip greens an' collards
Cornbread an' biscuits by the yard
They got turnip greens an' collards
Cornbread an' biscuits by the yard
You know I head on down to MOAB
Any time that life gets hard

Now the people down in MOAB
They don't ever treat you mean
Now the people down in MOAB
They don't ever treat you mean
All the women there are pretty
An' khandu he is the king

If you ever go to MOAB
Be sure to wear your dancin' shoes
If you ever go to MOAB
Be sure to wear your dancin' shoes
'Cause when you're down in MOAB
There ain't no need to sing the blues


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 07:47 PM

Hey guys! I need your lyrical skills for a "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" parody...check out the music threads now!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 09:55 PM

BWL has once again excelled and risen to the office of K.O.T.!!!

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 10:16 PM

HAW!!!! There is much celebrating in MOAB City tonight!! Some wonderful soul just Fed-Exed me my Royal Headdress which has been missing since my forced stay at the NYCFTTS!!!!!

Bless you, whoever you are!

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 10:41 PM

Wow! To get your Royal Headdress on Sunday must have cost 'em a fortune! Of course, I'm certain that it was worth every single penny.

(Did you note that this is getting close to fifteen hundred posts? One thousand, five hundred times words of wisdom will have been added. A veritable fount of all knowledge, indeed!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 10:49 PM

Anyone know the record on # of posts to a thread? If so, which thread?

Oh, Rapaire, every day is Sunday in MOAB City!

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 10:56 PM

HAW!!!
Look at the third post to MOAB!:

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Allan C. - PM
Date: 05 May 03 - 08:41 PM

Not to burst your bubble, Khandu, but this has been tried before with such things as birthdays, welcome-to-new-members, remarks from trolls, and a few others - always with rapidly diminishing results.

Just how big was that bubble anyway?


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"always with rapidly diminishing results", hahahahah!!!

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 11:01 PM

You mean I gotta go go church and can't buy beer?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:02 AM

I once met a woman from Moab, Utah. She was a fellow artist in a show in which my wife was showing and selling her quilts. She special-ordered a quilt from my wife and we were going to drive to Moab and deliver it when it was ready. Why were we going to drive from Florida to Utah to deliver the thing when UPS could do it for ten bucks? Because the woman was a friend of Edward Abbey and she told me that if we came out to Moab she would introduce us. I was stoked. Ed Abbey - eco-radical - author of Desert Solitaire and The Monkeywrench Gang - a man who hated what they were doing to his beloved desert as much as I hated what they were doing to my beloved beaches. I was gonna go to Moab, Utah and drink beer with Ed Abbey!

And then the fucker went and died before I could get out there. And his friends stole his body from the funeral home and took it out into the desert that he loved so much and buried it and nobody knows where it is. And we never got to drink that beer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:03 AM

In Blind River that would be worse than a sentence of death!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 09:34 AM

What? No one here all night? Shameful! We are nearing 1500 glorious posts.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 11:18 AM

Little Hawk (et Lafayette!)! Je suis retournee!

Now let's go whup Kaiser Bill!

Over there, over there
It's a long way to tip a raree
Fairwell Herald Square
The Yanks are comin' born on the Fourth of July.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 11:52 AM

OH! Oh! Oh! The suspense! Post 1500 could be only seconds away! Who will initiate the moment of truth?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 11:56 AM

Well, hi there, mudcatlings. Got a life yet? Things are going very well indeed, and I am just as pleased as punch. If you need any tips on becoming a legend in your own time, just give me a call...

- William Shatner


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