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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 04:09 PM

HEy, Mom!! A rare bird of a word: whilom, meaning former, erstwhile, or quondam. For example:

"So soon as the hermit came in, then found he Merlin, standing under a tree, and sore gan for him long, he saw the hermit come, as whilom was his custom, he ran towards him, both they rejoiced for this; they embraced, they kissed, and familiarly spake." ?

Or, "Whylom, as olde stories tellen us, Ther was a duk that highte Theseus". Chaucer, Knight's Tale,

Or, "Here is Trapezonde also, whilome bearing the proude name of an Empire". Purchas, Pilgrimage, p. 320.

Or "For so Apollo, with unweeting hand, Whilom did slay his dearly loved mate."   Milton, Death of a Fair Infant.

Or. "Whilome thou camest with the morning mist". Tennyson, Memory. S

Or even, "The fickle queen caused her whilom favorite to be beheaded." W. S. Gregg, Irish Hist. for Eng. Readers, p. 50.


THere ya go, Mom!! A new word for Little Hawk to mumble with over his morning oatmeal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 03:11 PM

I have seen other films of people pulling those particular maggots out of parts of their body so I didn't think I needed another one. And as was pointed out, the skull gets in the way unless the buggers find their way into your sinuses. Uggggggh!

Rapaire's facility with online translators is nothing short of glazing.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 02:15 PM

HELP

I went to the doctor today.

I am now breathing 14% less Oxygen.



of course we all are, compared to before the Industrial Revolution.
Could this explain some of the dimwits today?




PS
The Dr. appointment was merely incidental.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 01:38 PM

We have a skull to prevent that from happening.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 11:01 AM

I think more of you should follow that last link I posted and just think about having a maggot in your head. And just how close that is to having a maggot in your brain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 10:17 AM

MOM!

AMOS AND RAP ARE TALKING ABOUT ME IN CODE.

Make 'em STOP!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:59 AM

I think he's telling you that you're nobody. Σκέφτομαι ότι σας λέει ότι δεν είστε κανένας. Я думаю что он говорящ вам что вы никто. Ik denk hij u vertelt dat u niemand bent.

Etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:35 AM

Thou speaketh a jawful, Amos. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:34 AM

Did you know, by the way, that ANYONE using the Mudcat can click on the Babelfish button as easily as thee?

Not true. Blocked. Or are you trying to tell me I'm not anyone?

MMario


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:26 AM

Good job, Rapaire.

LH, there are some things--at least two--that I would like to have against certain small French women.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 10:39 PM

But it's inaccurate. Like Shakespeare, I have small Latin and less Greek. BUT!! I am quite fluent in profane and obscene, and can place a curse (not just cuss) with the best of 'em. Why, just the other day I placed a curse on George W. Bush and I saw in the newspaper at the grocery store that his marriage has failed and he's suffering from a nasty social disease which has eaten away his brain and which can't be cured from having an affair with a space alien who was illegally in the US AND he's not President any more -- part of the curse was that he'd be unemployed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 10:28 PM

Do you have something against small French women, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 08:18 PM

I think you just confessed to adultery with a small French woman. Perhaps you meant "un petit peu de Francaise".

So, what, you channel these polyglots at will? Babelfish is easier.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 07:46 PM

Besides, let's see...Kathryn has a degree in German, and my brother Ted is fluent in Vietnamese and Spanish and other things, I know une petite francaise et ma femme aussi....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 07:11 PM

No, I didn't know that; and considering the milieu, I still do not. My apologies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 06:27 PM

Did you know that I don't USE Babelfish or any other such "translator"? Vì vậy, cắn tôi - Tôi là một người đàn ông của nhiều tài năng.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 05:45 PM

Yes--that, I can believe.

Did you know, by the way, that ANYONE using the Mudcat can click on the Babelfish button as easily as thee?

Se não, você é um saco mais pesaroso do que nunca eu imaginaria, dado o respeito elevado em que eu o realizo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 04:49 PM

Ach, mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 04:33 PM

Or even Wenn Sie dieses lesen können, können Sie einen gute Beschäftigung in der Welt der lateinischen Lautsprecher erhalten.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 04:12 PM

Well, let's put it this way: Wann Sie diese lesen können ein guter Beaef in der Welt von Latinisch unterrichtenfinden.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 04:00 PM

I don't think that's true anymore, Rapaire...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 03:34 PM

Yeah, I know, Amos. You didn't have to show off what you remember of your Latin. But then, Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 01:50 PM

"Rise up Our Mom, and may thy enemies be dispersed and those who hate thee be driven from thy face."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 01:49 PM

I hope there isn't a deodorant dispenser at her house! That stuff is nasty!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 12:04 PM

There's been a surge in Mom's deodedrant dispenser that hit her in the face?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 11:54 AM

Surge Mater Nostra, et dissipentur inimici tui et fugiant qui oderunt te a facie tua


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 11:39 AM

Woe unto the days of our Mom, and woe under her children, who to such destitute raggle-taggle rumours have abandoned her once-sterling repute! Let us raise her up, above the hordes of rattling tongues and witless brainpans who mill about in the nether regions!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 09:50 AM

Yeah, they put a footbridge over the moat and the pirahnas ARE getting a tad peckish. Little devils.

What's that, Mom? Mine the bridge? Why didn't I think of that?!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 09:29 AM

But the invisible fence didn't work to keep them out, nor did the little windmill thingummies. What's poor MOM suppossed to do?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 09:23 AM

Poor, poor Mom, sitting here weeping sad and lonely even though it's all quiet along the Potomac tonight. Have another jug, dear Mother, and please refrain from shooting at the neighbor's children with tranquilizer darts even though they are ill-bred and noisy -- people are starting to talk. They think that fitting them out with shock collars you can activate when they bother you might be going a little too far.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 09:44 PM

I prefer to avoid hostelities.

(Some of those calibers refer to black powder firearms. It takes lead balls to shoot muzzleloaders.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 08:49 PM

YEs, but not in that part of town. Those are reserved for the hostel-types...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 07:18 PM

Boy, that botfly larva is one nasty little thing, isn't it? Yuck.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 07:02 PM

I can't understand why you and Chongo haven't been best buddies for years, Rapaire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 06:51 PM

A friend sent this today. Weren't you in Belize recently, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 06:48 PM

Did you ever notice how tangled up in ammo your life has become?



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 05:07 PM

Also .36....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 05:03 PM

I shall let Shame pick his poison: .30-30, .30-06, .22, .357 magnum, .45, .38 special, .44, .50, 7.65mm, 9mm short, .75, .69, .177...see how very generous I am!

If Shame had the balls God gave a paramecium he'd let me shoot the ashes off a cigarette as he held it in his mouth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 04:25 PM

Ah.

Well, I can see the sense in that. For sure.

You may have further use for that rifle if Shane decides to visit you, Rapaire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 03:16 PM

Lil, that mo(u)ld was broken by court order.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 02:07 PM

Mom, I sighted in my new rifle today. Five shots, dead center -- 50/5X -- at 250 meters (you know I shoot in meters because of the Army). That's a sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet rifle. I'm glad I plan to use it only on targets.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 01:01 PM

(chuckle)

Boy, they broke the mould when they made you, Amos. You are the one and only.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 12:34 PM

The mists of autumn have visitedour roads and valleys once again, making thick, wet clouds along the roads. Drivers slow carefully and peer nervously. The leaves of trees and the grasses rejoice in relief from too much dry air.

By an hour after sunrise, the fog is gone, the air is bright with sunlight again, but it is clean, as though it has been washed, and cool with the smell of autumn.

Down at the Shores, the waves roll in quietly, thinking about Time. The raucous crowds of summer have dissipated, back to their lime-green halls and books. The beaches are for slower people now, those who reflect, and who pick up after themselves.

All this is ignored by the man in the yellow kayak. He drifts offshore, ignoring the birds and small waves, scribbling notes in a small notebook. He is planning an invasion of Pocatello by Plains Indian warriors, an assault in retribution. He is planning to break the back of supercilious condescension everywhere. It is a big plan, but he knows it must be done. In his heart, he is at peace.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 11:55 AM

MOM, get your sweater and lets go for a walk! Fall is here! Not just on the calendar, but it feels like it (sometimes it takes a while in N. Texas, and summer might still decide to come back for a while). The dogs are so frisky! It feels great! Come on, Gluon, lets take MOM for a spin around the neighborhood!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 11:50 AM

Right. And we have a very low tolerance for condescension. Keep that in mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 09:18 AM

Little Hawk and I were just having a long talk, Rapaire, about condescension, and retribution, and the current 15% unemployment rate amongst PLains Indians warriors, and some plan whereby we might address all three at once.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 08:57 AM

Well Mom, I guess Amos and Lil have been out riding around trying to find the sunset. Probably rode North or were confused by streetlights -- you know how easy it is to confuse those two. And you know how well they ride, sitting easy in the saddle until they have to put another quarter in for another ride.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 10:40 PM

I propose that we shorten his name to a nickname. Hereafter, we shall call him "L'il Hawk" or just "Lil" for really short. Kinda like Red Ryder's Indian sidekick Little Beaver, L'il Hawk shall be the faithful Indian companion of Amos. Amos and Lil shall ride the range together, righting wrongs and shooting the guns out of the hands of bad guys (no gal ever goes bad, and if they do they have a heart of gold and repent), only to ride off into the sunset at the end as someone asks, "What the fuck has been going on around here?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 04:37 PM

We have ways of dealing with you white-eyes....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 04:21 PM

Plains Indians, huh? All Muslims, weren't they? Dedicated to the overthrow of the Yewnided States? Huh? And doan give me that "not first or last" bull, cuz I can read, see. Every single post over your signature--your LEGAL signature, I might add--is headed "Little Hawk" in THAT ORDER. Always the word Little comes first, then the word Hawk. Letme pointout to you that that is what "first name" and "last name" MEAN, dummy!! You try an' tell meyou ain't got no last name? What are you, unAmerican??? Like them Indians? Damn terrorists...


A


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