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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Little Hawk 01 Apr 16 - 11:39 PM
Rapparee 01 Apr 16 - 09:17 PM
Amos 01 Apr 16 - 06:07 PM
gnu 01 Apr 16 - 04:59 PM
Rapparee 01 Apr 16 - 03:52 PM
gnu 01 Apr 16 - 02:12 PM
Little Hawk 01 Apr 16 - 09:45 AM
Rapparee 01 Apr 16 - 07:43 AM
Acme 31 Mar 16 - 09:01 PM
Rapparee 31 Mar 16 - 07:27 PM
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Little Hawk 30 Mar 16 - 11:39 AM
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Little Hawk 30 Mar 16 - 08:57 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 16 - 11:39 PM

Great concert night tonight at Hooper's Cafe in Washago. John Ashe and I entertained the audience with our eclectic mix of songs. I only played 2 Dylan songs tonight! The rest were mostly my own songs, plus "Pancho & Lefty" by Townes Van Zandt, "Goodnight Irene" by Leadbelly, and one other cover tune (Spoon River). John did his usual mix of old country, various trad tunes the UK and Ireland, old murder ballads, stories about tragic death, and the odd truly unexpected gem like his recitation of "The Ballad of the Harp Weaver", a wonderful poem by Edna St. Vincent Millay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Apr 16 - 09:17 PM

I'm gonna be the trapeze guy and the lion tamer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Apr 16 - 06:07 PM

We made raspberry yogurt pie with graham-cracker crust, herb-spiced roastchicken, and a special long-grain brown rice with vegetables and nuts to die for. Lemme tell ya!! We'll be noshing on that dinner for a week.

Good luck in the circus, Rapp. You'd make a great sideshow barker.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Apr 16 - 04:59 PM

Fresh baked spice cookies. Smells good in my house and... URP! I don't care for sweets but every now and thennn... URP!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Apr 16 - 03:52 PM

And I ain't lion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Apr 16 - 02:12 PM

That wouldn't be a problem for Rap. Maybe for the lions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 16 - 09:45 AM

Chongo can help you with that. He knows an ape that works with Ding-a-Ling Bros. in Illinois, and there's apparently an opening for someone to clean out the lion cages.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Apr 16 - 07:43 AM

I'm going to run away from home and join the circus.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 31 Mar 16 - 09:01 PM

I used to give my dogs baths in the hall bathroom tub, but I don't give them so many baths now (it used to be about once a month, now it is maybe three times a year). I usually do it on a warm day in the yard with the shampoo in a squirt bottle and a hose. But years ago I did give them baths in the house, and my blue heeler mix does not like baths, so she will never voluntarily enter the hall bathroom. The other two will follow you in and take advantage of having a captive audience. But astonishingly, Poppy came into the bathroom to get her ears scratched yesterday. I think it is about five years since she last had a bath in there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Mar 16 - 07:27 PM

Your dog's name determines its personality. Call it "Greased Lighting" and it will be fast. Call it "Rover" and it will roam all over. Call it "Chongx" and it will be ugly and unlovable. Call it "Shame" and you'd best protect your beer and your house from the stink.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Mar 16 - 06:57 PM

Dachshund races are fun to watch. Usually there are a few Dachsies who totally get the idea and fly down the course at lightning speed, while a few others aren't sure, and they dither around some, and another few really don't get it at all...but they all eventually end up at the finish line one way or another. The FAST ones really move!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Mar 16 - 07:35 AM

My wife and I love dogs, but we decided long ago that we traveled too much to be good dog owners. So we have many, many doggie friends. Like the one last year when we were having some work done here and found that there were two dogs in the guy's truck. We offered our back yard (fenced) to them and it was greatly appreciated. The older one (lab sized) enjoyed the freedom. The puppy sat behind my chair on the porch and rested her head on my shoulder.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 16 - 08:40 PM

We have annual Weiner Races here at the Del Mar Fairgrounds. They are said to behighly comical --little waggly legs flying along three inches from the ground, and all. I never saw the attraction myself, but any dog who loves a hooming can't be all bad! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 16 - 08:26 PM

The same can be said of Duroc and Poland-China hogs, Rhode Island chickens, and Santa Gertrudis cattle. Not to mention corn, soybeans, millet, and poison ivy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Mar 16 - 11:39 AM

Well, people created them through selective breeding, therefore it is people's responsibility to take care of them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 16 - 10:03 AM

I have known many dachshunds. I still do. Lilly and Rose are cute, Huey is slightly paranoid and is just learning to play in his old age. But other than what I mentioned before and above they are good for eating, sleeping, and pooping. But there's something about them, a survival thing, I think, that appeals to people's pity potential and make people take care of them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Mar 16 - 08:57 AM

WHAT a vile attack upon the noble Dachshund! I'll have you know that there are many things they do well. To wit...

- barking
- stealing food
- peeing on things
- gluttony
- sleeping
- sloth
- growling
- emitting strong odors!
- finding carrion and manure
- rolling in the above (see: emitting strong odors)
- killing rodents
- pursuing rabbits, squirrels, and other such furry creatures
- robbing garbage
- howling (to accompany harmonica and ambulance and police vehicles)
- begging for food
- rolling their eyes
- looking guilty, but not necessarily repentant
- getting drunk at garden parties

All in all, the Dachshund has so many gifts and great qualities that it beggars description.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 16 - 07:48 AM

It's about the ONLY thing they do well! Except from protecting you from squirrels, as long as the squirrels are outside and they're not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Mar 16 - 08:30 PM

Yes! It's one of the things they do best.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Mar 16 - 07:53 PM

Even if it has cute Weiner Dogs in it? They shit too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Mar 16 - 06:35 PM

I'm not going to look at it. You can't make me. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Mar 16 - 03:56 PM

I have seen white dog quark... in spring. Not fresh out of the dog.

Can't find the skit I want about the corn but this is just as gross.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj_Mwvsabfo

No blue clicky. If you search it and find it gross... well... that's what I said. YOUR bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 16 - 03:40 PM

Duckdog was so excited s/he didn't even quark in color.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 16 - 03:37 PM

QUARK!



QUARK!



Gluon! Dammit, stop humping my leg! Git down! Down!!!



QUARK!



Yes, I'm glad to see you too! Put that down!!! Don't eat that!!



QUARK!



ACME!!! AMOS!!!! Come git this duckdog!!!!



QUARK!



QUARK!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Mar 16 - 10:13 AM

Good, but just think, if they are not trolling around, they may be outside their abodes in the real world. Best keep an eye out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 16 - 08:58 AM

The BS threads are narrowing down to a precious few.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Mar 16 - 01:10 AM

I looked him up, but I didn't out him. :)

But Gluon, how will she ever visit?

QUARK!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 11:29 PM

I thought maybe that was the case... :) Galactic Overlord, right. It does sound like something you'd come up with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 11:00 PM

You could, of course, tell him that the GALACTIC Overlord was mine. So was his evil twin.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 05:18 PM

What a dreadful prospect.... :) There must be any number of better ways to make amends.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 04:06 PM

Tsk, tsk, Hawkster! Don't be touchy. The deny him twice more jape was merely an invocation of Christian mythology, intended as spice for the mix, not as a slur on your sterling character. You may go date Paris Hilton as amends.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 01:05 PM

If I say even ONCE that the Cosmic Overlord or any other such fictional character is NOT a character that I created, that settles it, you feckless poltroon! I don't have any problem owning up to the characters that are mine, because I'm proud of all of them, but I will NOT take the rap for other people's fictional characters that I had nothing to do with, so go piss up a rope if you can't accept that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 12:19 PM

Oh, deny Him twice more, thou villain! :D ANyway, I think imaginary characters ought to have paying subscriptions to compensate the site for the dalliance of their assorted authors.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 09:16 AM

That's an amusing idea you have there, Amos...but it's a tad expensive, and you know that Shane could better use that $100 to buy cigarettes. Penelope, on the other hand, could easily afford to fund the entire website...but would she? I think not, specially after being referred to as "frigidity incarnate"! Ah, well....(sigh), another opportunity blown there by your hasty and ill-considered remarks. And Corridus? A plucky little rodent to be sure, and he may yet emerge from his cryogenic sleep to embark on great new adventures.

But the Cosmic Overlord? Amos, that is not one of my characters. I have no idea who came up with the Cosmic Overlord, but it was not me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 08:38 AM

I'M going to change my name to Martin Gibson! Or Claymore!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 12:16 AM

Shhhhh! Don't say that, don't even put it out there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Mar 16 - 08:27 PM

Shame, really. They could certainly top some of the drivel and snipe at Mudcat BS. Oh well, perhaps the new rule will stifle some of it but I fear the majority of the troll BS will continue and afflict the mods on a regular basis. Sigh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Mar 16 - 08:20 PM

My dogs had started pestering me about wanting to post to MOAB. I put them off with excuses, but now I can simply tell them that Joe won't give pit bulls or Labrador Retrievers accounts here. Poppy doesn't care for the Internet, so didn't ask to start posting.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 16 - 12:04 PM

An easy fix--let Shane take out a membership. An average donation of $100/year, say, to the Mudcat Maintenance fund should cinch it. And then his brother Dale could do so, and also Corridus, Chongo, Penny Frigidity Incarnate, Lady Whatnot, and that Cosmic Overlord character. Let's see--seven or eight memberships, still a boggain for Mister Hawk at less than a grand a year for his unlimited funsies. And besides, once you start paying their way they become dependents, just like wee babbies, and can be written off on your income taxes! Just like sprats! And often begun in a similar gleeful whirlwind of irresistible sensory overwhelm, I might add.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 09:01 PM

More likely rummaging through dump or dumpster diving behind Tim's.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 04:54 PM

No, they don't mention Shane, do they? Gosh, I wonder why? Heh! Heh! It might be because of the 30 or so stolen snowmobiles he has put in the bottom of the lake. It might be due to his public drunkenness and his many mindless acts of property destruction. It might be because he has embarrassed the community in countless ways, and failed to make any positive contribution. It might be his personal hygiene problem. It might be many things like that.

But what a great website, eh? Doesn't it make you long to go to Blind River ASAP? And if you do...you might be lucky enough to meet Shane outside the Tim Horton's or the Iron Horse, and he'll try to bum a smoke off you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 04:52 PM

So is Da Donald.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 04:27 PM

I don't see any mention of Shane here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 03:58 PM

He's a celebrity on Facebook, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 03:48 PM

And then there's Chongx, who's now shacked up with Bad Penny in her stately ancestral home in Blighty. Without MC support he can't even continue to run himself ragged!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 03:33 PM

Well, he does experience it pretty frequently.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 03:08 PM

I am sure the reject is used to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 02:08 PM

Oh, you are SO lacking in compassion! Poor Shane. He must feel so rejected.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 02:06 PM

That'll teach that stupid fool to break into the Public Library to use their computers to post here! He'll have to sign up as a member, which in his case he hasn't got!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 01:42 PM

Well, LH, Max, and many, many, others, said "please" to the trolls for years and got pissed on. I think I am gonna like the upgrade.

As for fictional characters posting, I understand all of your angsts but you'll get used to it. I recall seldom posting as Dale or Del or Daisy or... I always told tales, many, perhaps even, most of which were true absolutely true.

I recall posting as Dale from gnu's computer (the story of him breaking into my house) but my prose was "in setting". I am sure you will overcome.


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