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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

gnu 14 Feb 16 - 11:02 AM
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Little Hawk 13 Feb 16 - 10:37 PM
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gnu 13 Feb 16 - 02:29 PM
Little Hawk 13 Feb 16 - 02:05 PM
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gnu 13 Feb 16 - 07:09 AM
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Acme 12 Feb 16 - 07:48 PM
Amos 12 Feb 16 - 01:31 PM
Little Hawk 12 Feb 16 - 12:27 PM
Rapparee 12 Feb 16 - 09:05 AM
gnu 12 Feb 16 - 06:51 AM
GUEST,Esto Perpetua 11 Feb 16 - 11:46 PM
Rapparee 11 Feb 16 - 09:30 PM
gnu 11 Feb 16 - 09:04 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Feb 16 - 11:02 AM

You got a weave for the posing?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Feb 16 - 10:28 AM

I had my portrait painted recently. That's me on the right holding the towel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 11:31 PM

Except Penelope has long, ratty, frizzy dishwater blond hair and a crooked nose and a uinbrow. Otherwise a good likeness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 10:37 PM

Yes, Rap, it is.

Here's another photo that looks remarkably like Penelope.


Penelope?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 10:18 PM

Wow! A Princess Leia/Hopi hairstyle! And I'd always pictured tea at Rutledge Hall more like this. I assume that Rutledge Hall is grander than this home in the US.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 02:29 PM

Oh? Looks like : Lady Mary Josephine Talbot, née Crawley, (born 1891) is the eldest daughter of Robert Crawley, Earl of Grantham. and his American heiress wife Cora Crawley (née Levinson), as well as the mother of the current heir of Grantham, George, whom she had with her late husband Matthew Crawley. Mary has two younger sisters, Edith Pelham, Marchioness of Hexham and Lady Sybil Branson, who later died in 1920 from complications following childbirth. A potential brother was miscarried in 1914. Through Sybil, she is the sister-in-law of Tom Branson and the aunt and godmother of Sybil "Sybbie" Branson. She is also the aunt of her sister Edith's illegitimate daughter, Marigold. She is the granddaughter of the late earl of Grantham and Violet Crawley (through whom she is linked to the MacClare Family) and of Isidore and Martha Levinson. In August 1925, she and Henry Talbot married at the St. Michael and All Angels Church. (http://downtonabbey.wikia.com/wiki/Mary_Talbot)

Don'tchya love search engines and image recognition software?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 02:05 PM

Since it is a lovely day out there, albeit a very cold one, I feel that it is time to grace the Mudcat with a candid photo of the very apotheosis of good taste and class, the one and only.....

Penelope Rutledge!


Mistress Penelope in the Tea Room at Rutledge Hall


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 01:43 PM

"ineluctable" ????? Wow. I'll have to look that one up, Amos. You have such a way with words. It makes my head swim. And I bet it's just devastating to the ladies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Feb 16 - 07:09 AM

Yeah! Kick ass!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 08:31 PM

Serve 'em right, I say! Make 'em walk the plank! Feed 'em to the gators! Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 07:48 PM

I just deleted a piece of bona fide spam. I hope he loaded the whole darned thread before posting. THAT will teach him!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 01:31 PM

Prescriptions for humility from the hands of Little Hawk? Try lessons in subtle diplomacy from Trump, or guidance on penurious living from the Brothers Koch. Chongo has as much wisdom to impart as a two-dollar hooker on payday. And as an embodiment of Little Hawk's psyche one can only face the ineluctable confusion that the peanut gallery has not grown far from the nut. OR something like that.

I am, of course, in no position to talk, myself, being at times loquacious, judgmental, hypercritical, scurrilous, and even pedantic. For all of which I offer my humblest apologies!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 12:27 PM

These things you say about yourself are true of all of us, Rap. We all exist in every time and space. Your problem is that you have fallen into the delusion that it only applies to you! (And that you're in charge of all of it.) This, sir, is extreme solipsism on your part and may verge upon megalomania.

What you clearly need is a few simple lessons in humility from Chongo Chimp. He can show you how to appreciate the links you share with the common man (and the common ape), thus returning you to reason and sanity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 09:05 AM

Being self-aware, I know of no time or space when or where I did not and do not exist everywhere in the multiverse. It follows then I created the multiverse for Reasons Of My Own, which for Reasons Of My Own I chose not to share with the less enlightened.

However, from time to time I will provide a path for those who might understand.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Feb 16 - 06:51 AM

I know that, Rap. I was counting the zero too. As far as counting anniversaries of the zero, it's 71. Of course, you couldn't have had any if you are immortal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Esto Perpetua
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 11:46 PM

The Mormon's Prayer 


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 09:30 PM

Ah...I'm not 72.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 09:04 PM

Nor was having birthdays, according to your Facebook profile. Seventy-two makes you an old man... er, old HAND, at having birthdays.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 08:49 PM

Well, getting married wasn't a recent thing. Neither was graduating from high school.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 08:01 PM

It may have been bigayou, but it wasn't bigamy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 01:35 PM

Married?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 11:55 AM

AND I got married!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 10:28 AM

Tis a birthday greeting, A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 10:14 AM

Happies atcha indeed? What is the occasion?

I celebrate good fortune everywhere. Just think what fine and comfortable lives we are living--bathing in hot water, sheltered and warmed, real glass windows, flush toilets, replaceable underwear, buried sewers, padded chairs, finely appointed coaches able to leap the wide plains at over sixty miles per hour, sky-chairs and long distance trains, telephones ands smartphones and chili con carne in tins and fresh fruit year-round and electric lights almost anywhere at all! I swan!

Really, it is SO much better than that time I spent in the 13th century. That was the pits.

Take it easy, my fellow sibs of the glorious Mom. Next week I am going to Nawth Cawrolinah to visit friends. Only they call themselves frayends, natch. I thought frayends were what happened to the folded-over bits at the bottom of your legs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Feb 16 - 07:01 AM

Yo Rap! Happies atchya! Hope you have a good one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 16 - 11:17 PM

Me an' mom....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 16 - 06:23 PM

wash yer step, m, Mom. Thas a loada whishkey you tok on. An I din know you knew all the vershes to da "Bassard Kinga Inglang." Maggie's specting us fer dinn...di...supper. Lesh harmonize agin on "Lavendoor Cowboy" like Amosh shings....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, ^*^
Date: 10 Feb 16 - 09:41 AM

Amos, we're going to have to watch the results and pull together when someone becomes the candidate, but I'm still behind Ms. Clinton - I don't think young voters realize quite what the process is, and just because you state you want things like free college for all that you can just wave a wand and make it happen. Hillary is case hardened when it comes to political battles. And it's time - there hasn't been a more qualified woman candidate to date.

The year of the monkey in China? Aren't they throwing you a parade, Chongo? Why don't you go over there and check it out?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 16 - 09:38 AM

C'mon, Mom. Let's go to the Drunken Lout Tavern and get drunk and eat pickled eggs and embarrass the rest of the family. Maybe the place will be raided again and Amos, who's rich, can make our bail. Just five hundred dollars will set us free. I know, five hundred don't sound like much, but we've got old Amos to touch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 16 - 08:42 PM

The doors are up! The handrail is up! The columns and the house numbers go up tomorrow! Now, if the locksets get in we'll be in great shape and the guy comes for putting aluminum sheathing around the trim, we'll be even better than great shape.

Broke, but in great shape.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 16 - 09:35 AM

I practiced my bugle! I can now play Reveille, Taps, To the Colors, Retreat, and Cease Fire. The last is especially important as I have yet to find my tuner. I know where I last saw it; for some reason it was hiding in the closet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Feb 16 - 12:47 AM

I didn't watch any of the Stupor Bowel either, Rap. Instead, I went out and played live music with a bunch of other musicians at a local place called "The Stone Grill". A great evening!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 16 - 08:50 PM

Two patio doors and two regular doors are in. They have to have the trim put on and deadbolts installed on the regular doors, but the new doors are in.

Just the trim, the handrail, the lights in the dining room, the house numbers, the porch columns, and a couple of little things to go.

Then, come Spring with its shoures soute, the deck (or as I call it, the back porch) gets resurfaced.

This is a great relief, as this stuff has been hanging fire for a while now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 16 - 01:13 PM

I did it! I didn't watch ANY of the Stupid Bowl. I don't even know which teams were playing (it probably wasn't the Cubs). I don't know which team won. And I don't care!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Feb 16 - 07:22 AM

Raisin bran works for that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 06:57 PM

I'm trying to avoid the stupor bowel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 03:26 PM

Zeke replied to my ad to sell a leather Adidas gym bag/case for racquets and three wood squash racquets for $40... "Is this squash or badminton? Can I see pictures of the racquets?"

I replied... "I am glad you asked me for pics of the racquets. When I took them out to take pics, I realized that I had priced the lot FAR below the actual value. I reposted my ad on Kijiji at a higher price with a pic of the racquets. Thanks. BTW, the Wilson Professional was only used in competitions. One Manta Pro Only is the one I used in league and the other one was used only long enough to get the feel of it as it was a backup."

Ya think Zeke will bother me again? Honestly! Some peoples' kids! A leather racquet bag and THREE expensive squash racquets for $40???? And he wants more pictures? Fuck me! It's a racquet bag... squash, tennis, badminton... it's worth $40.

If he lands here and offers me less, I will add the "less" on the asking price.

Yes, I am filling in time before returning to scrub walls. What's your excuse for wasting your time with reading my drivel?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 02:42 PM

Yessiree. It is the year of the Monkey. And you know what that means? I am not a Monkey...but they don't have the Year of the Ape on the Chinese Zodiac, do they? So what it means is that 2016 IS the year that I will be elected President of the USA. You can take that to the bank and cash it, mister. Trump, Hillary, Sanders, Cruz, Rubio, they ain't got a chance. Get ready for "Change" with a capital "C", America! A gun club on every corner and a buncha bananas on every table! Ook! Ook!

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 01:47 PM

Chump? BTW, I see it's Chinese New Year Day tomorrow. The Year of the Monkey. Oh shiiiit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 01:15 PM

53,900!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is the flippin' champ? I am the flippin' champ! Eh?

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 12:56 PM

VOTE FOR ME!

When elected, I promise to RESIGN as soon as I'm eligible for the retirement benefits!

RAPPAREE: He's only in it for the money!

RAPPAREE: The ONLY honest candidate!




We will never our country surrender to monkeys!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Feb 16 - 12:36 AM

I call on Mom and all her offspring, siblings, guardians, guardfees, children and foster-children, semi-real children and children once removed to bring forth allt heir friends and neighbors in support of the vision and personal success of Mr. Bernie Sanders. Therein lies the future hope of the Galactic Federation!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 11:23 PM

BTW, these are the same dogs who were harassing my friend Jilly, the Australian sheep dog, when she was visiting last Fall. They were up against the chain link fence barking and challenging -- and Jilly peed on them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 11:20 PM

Hmm? No, I used the snow blower and a environment-friendly snow/ice melter and not much of that -- there was a giant heat lamp in the sky. And I didn't try to destroy ice piles or anything.

But you should have seen the dogs next door. I was blowing snow and throwing it to the east off the "RV pad" on the east side of the house (no, we don't have anything like an RV, unless you count a tent). The dogs were barking and all excited about the excitement -- and then, very unintentionally, they got a face full of blown snow. Talk about excited! I had to give them treats to calm them down to three-quarter speed.

Overall, not very taxing and a good deed for the folks on Monday. They've been slogging through snow for a month now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 11:03 PM

You don't have any neighbor kids you can hire to do that, Rap?

MOM seems to be particularly quiet today. Here I find her loitering only a couple of threads from the bottom of the page. BTW, MOM votes with me, and thinks you shouldn't strain anything out there in the snow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 11:46 AM

And now I fare forth to shower, and then shift snow so that the builders can, at sun up on Monday next, access the back yard. YES!! The columns, which have been here since before Hallowe'en, will be installed! The handrail the same! The new patio doors and the two plain ol' ordinary doors will soon open and close and protect Castle Rapparee (Caislén an Rapparee) from the ravages of insects, animals, the sassaneach, and the weather!

No more will I have to spend my nights in a cold stone garderobe guarding my robe! The portcullis can remain raised! No more will the oubliette be filled with those who would have entered by dark means and with malice in their hearts!

Yes, I shall shift snow! I go, and it is done! The sun invites me! Heed it not, Neige, for it is a knell that summons thee to the east side of the driveway!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 10:27 AM

Saturday!!! The weekend, a time to relax from work, but on the weekend I tend to work harder than I do at work, yet I feel refreshed from this work while I don't feel refreshed from work work. Go figure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Feb 16 - 12:43 AM

The idea of Rapparree with clear-eyed vision is downright scintillating.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 09:13 PM

Grate news Rapparee, bright AND clear eyed is the way to go.













Make amurika grate again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 07:44 PM

Did you know that at the bottom of the MC page it says All original material is copyright © 1998 by the Mudcat Café Music Foundation, Inc. All photos, music, images, etc. are copyright © by their rightful owners. Every effort is taken to attribute appropriate copyright to images, content, music, etc. We are not a copyright resource.??

I can actually read that!


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