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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Amos 30 Jun 09 - 11:27 AM
Little Hawk 30 Jun 09 - 11:31 AM
MMario 30 Jun 09 - 11:58 AM
Rapparee 30 Jun 09 - 12:02 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 09:00 AM

Stilly's got a baby, Stilly's got a baby!

Three dogs now, huh?

Remember, if you toss him out into the cold cruel world he'll probably turn to a life of crime and depravity and end up in the gutter outside some low saloon in Southern California and...sorry, I was thinking of Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:27 AM

There's no reason to assume a dog would follow in my footsteps even if the initial conditions were similar, Rapaire. Dogs don't burst into a bloom of wisdom, success, elegance, balance and intelligence as a result of overcoming hardship, as happened with me.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:31 AM

Nor do they have illicit affaires with nyphomaniacal chimpanzee whorehouse madams...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:58 AM

I'm ba-ack!

Did you miss me?

Huh?

Didja? didja?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 12:02 PM

I dunno about that, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 12:11 PM

MM:

Welcome back, oh man of Emms.
We missed you like the fervent Dems
Miss Franken from their Senate roll,
Or Buddy Holly misses rock and roll
Or trolleys miss their torn-up track.
In any case, we're glad you're back.


Rapaire:

I have far exceeded the good fortune of either Lassie OR Rin Tin Tin. There's just no comparison. I have an opposable thumb, a Martin D-35, a banjo, a RAV4, and a kayak, and a shotgun. NEither of them has any of those things. Besides, they are both dead. That sums it up nicely.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 12:49 PM

Amos! Are you implying that you play the guitar BETTER than either Lassie or Rin-Tin-Tin???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 03:50 PM

I bet my dog is faster on the draw than you are, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 03:57 PM

Your dog DRAWS? What sort of thing does he draw?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 04:08 PM

" I've become more and more persuaded that the lessons I was taught in "Econ 101" are insufficient to analyze public policy. Study after study has shown that we are not the hyper-rational calculating machines that economic theory assumes?and that we ignore at our own peril the crucial role of expectations, beliefs, and social norms in influencing behavior.
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This is just as true in medical science and health policy as in other fields. The placebo effect is a compelling example here: Medicine tends to dismiss it as a statistical annoyance rather than examine it in and of itself, even though placebos are often more potent empirically than actual medical intervention. (One of the more fascinating studies I've come across in this vein was done by two Harvard psychologists who studied hotel cleaning staff and the effect of "perceived" exercise. At the outset, they found that most hotel workers didn't believe their work was exercise?two-thirds reported that they didn't exercise regularly, and more than one-third reported not exercising at all. But when the researchers informed a group of these workers that their eight-hour-a-day activity of cleaning rooms counted as "exercise," the effects were similar to an increase in actual exercise. The workers lost weight and lowered their blood pressure, apparently just by thinking that the same activity they were already doing was exercise! That's just one example that shows the power of human psychology.) "

By John Dickerson
Posted Monday, June 29, 2009 in Slate


This raises all kinds of interesting possibilities. For example, maybe they would have gotten the benefits of their exercise without further intervention if their spouses were not telling them they were fat and lazy and were not exercising, just working.

You have to wionder exactly how far in monitoring physical, emotional and mental systems this principle can be extended, and what the various issues would be in administering it as a low-cost path to mental and physical health for millions of people!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 04:08 PM

The steps I think that puppy followed are those of Rusty, the golden lab who lives up the block and who is walked by his owner David every morning. The pup wasn't on the porch first thing this morning and I haven't seen him since. He looked well-fed, but he did chew up several plastic pots and kind of trash the place before he left. If he turns up again I'll take him over to the Humane Society and his owner can claim him there or someone can adopt him. He's cute and smart. But I don't need three dogs. Cinnamon was in raptures when he turned up, though. So incredibly happy to see another dog to play with. It was tempting. . .

MM, how was your cruise? Did you see Fred Astaire or Rita Hayworth or Ginger Rogers (or their avatars) on your ship? Any "Walking the Dog" opportunities for romantic interludes? Or did you manage to find lots of excuses to visit the 24-hour buffet and help turn yourself into your own emergency floatation device?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 05:29 PM

He draws with a quick lift of his hind leg, Amos, and then fires away.

He's equally fast on both sides too! He's ambidickstrous. Many of his opponents have discovered this, to their grief and consternation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 06:03 PM

Yeah, but I'll bet he can't draw and fire from both sides at once.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 06:05 PM

He only tried that once. Nearly ruptured himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 06:21 PM

Lassie may not be able to play guitar as well as Amos, but she's got him beat all to hell when it comes to telling Timmy that a stray lamb has fallen down a well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 06:32 PM

My dachshund would trot over to the well to see what all the commotion was about, peer down curiously at the lamb, bark a couple of times, then turn, lift his leg and pee on the side of the well to establish ownership, then go off happily to find some manure or a dead animal to roll in...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:06 PM

Man, those dachsunds! If I were around they'd have two choices: see sharp or bee flat.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:06 PM

I'll betcha Amos could do better than Lassie at telling people about a lamb in an old well. Unless Amos fell in, and then the lamb would have to do it and lambs don't have the same vocabulary that Amos almost does.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:13 PM

A lamb in an old well? Kid's play to me.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:14 PM

But p[personally, I have always thought Lassie was a bit of a bitch. And I have to collie as I see-ie.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 12:01 AM

Go take a look at the link in the thread I posted to Vieux Farka Toure. He's really very good! A chip off the old block.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 09:03 AM

Stilly asked:how was your cruise? Did you see Fred Astaire or Rita Hayworth or Ginger Rogers (or their avatars) on your ship? Any "Walking the Dog" opportunities for romantic interludes? Or did you manage to find lots of excuses to visit the 24-hour buffet and help turn yourself into your own emergency floatation device?

I did see Fred, Rita and Ginger (or their photos) as part of the Broadway Revue one night. I was surrounded by lovely ladies on an almost constant basis...(the things I suffer (heh-heh-heh))

I didn't need to make excuses re: the buffet (I skipped the midnight chocolate buffet) even though the waiters were convinced I was going to waste away from not eating enough. Seriously - they tried to take one dish back because they said the portion wasn't large enough - and EVERY meal they were asking was I SURE I didn't want something more?   They asked the others occasionally - but me they asked EVERY meal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 09:06 AM

Obviously they were intimidated by your telling stature, good MM!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 09:16 AM

Fair morrow, good mother!

I shall somehow post a picture of what our new bookmobile will look like as soon as I can. I know that you'll like it: it has cowboys and indians and bad guys all shooting it out on Main Street at High Noon and a sign that reads "Read Or We'll Send Them After YOU!" What I especially like is the very realistic "road apples" and "cow pancakes" in the street (we're experimenting with a "scratch 'n' sniff" deal with those).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 11:14 AM

I'm glad Rapaire is planning on having some interesting artwork painted on his new bookmobile. Its current appearance is a bit boring.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 11:17 AM

Is that Rap on the left?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 11:23 AM

A child decides to read.

He is not tantalized by lands beyond the horizon, or by visions of the heart made manifest in heroic characters and damsels in gossamer.

It is not the yearning to make something greater of his own mind that drives him, nor the determination to be among those men and women who have spent their lives in Penetrating Mystery and aiding knowledge.

Rather, this child is driven to flee into the arms of the wondrous array of Bookdom by terrifying iconic images of overwhelming, threatening, exploding, trauma-inducing savages and barbarians aiming weapons at him--long barreled explosive Colts with sulphurous clouds of smoke pouring out of them, and crude, vicious arrows laced together with blood-stained gut, tipped with murderous flint, aimed at his precious eyes by blood-curdling Injuns whose faces are frozen in grimaces of hatred.

Oh, and cowpies.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 12:09 PM

"I miss the snow. Yes, I know the United States gets snow, but to my Canadian eye, American snow is like American health care: sporadic, unreliable and distributed unevenly among the population. In my hometown, Exeter, in the heart of Ontario's snow belt, punishing squalls were a fact of life from November through mid-April. One time, 39 inches fell on the town in three days ? and school wasn't even canceled. And it wasn't just the quantity of snow ? it's the speed with which it arrived.

When I was a child, it wasn't unusual for my 15-minute walk home from school to begin under clear skies and end in a blizzard. I remember once, when I was 8 years old, stumbling into my house, my hair covered in powder and my eyelashes frozen together, and screaming, "Why do we live here?!" My mother took my face in her warm hands and said, "Because it's where people love you."

At the time, that struck me as the lamest statement ever uttered by a human being. But today, as I sit under the California sun, it only strikes me as halfway lame, and maybe even less than that."

? TIM LONG, a writer for "The Simpsons"

Mister Long, like many Canadians, has yet to emerge from his adolescent cocoon of fantastic mock-ups into the simple air of reality. Had he made that transition, especially at a normal age such as his mid-20's, he would be praying with gratitude about the privilege of missing snow.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 12:19 PM

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Amos. But without the snow in the mountains YOU wouldn't have any drinking water. California would simply blow away into the Pacific Ocean. And you know...we've gotten all the gold out of it, so what's it good for? A few redwoods maybe and that's about it; we can and do grow them elsewhere. A Hangtown Fry? -- we can do that in Vermont. Surfer "culture"? Kayaking? -- invented in the Aleutian Islands. Hollywood? -- please!

So what not make Nevada and Arizona beachfront property?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 12:31 PM

Amos blithered about:
" he would be praying with gratitude about the privilege of missing snow"

Sir, I must respectfully disagree. I contend, that while I have little tolerance for snow, I would not care to live in a region where it does not occur. Snow, rather then being something to miss, is rather something that gives you appreciation for warmer weather and climes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 12:34 PM

Rapaire:

First, your ignorance of the genuine cultural powers afoot in California is abysmal.

Second, although I live on water, I am not a fish, and see no reason to immerse myself in it anymore than I choose to sleep in vegetables. Your analogy, thus, stands exposed in its shabby inadequacy. Suggesting I should live in snow because some of my water comes from it is logically as indefensible as suggesting your library should have no roof, since all the books in it were written as well by those who depend on water. It would be an entertaining idea, to be sure; but it would endanger your career, even though otherwise I would suggest you present it to the Directors.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 12:40 PM

A library without a roof
Is good -- it brings perspective
Enjoins the seekers after truth
From haughty, cold directives
And stays them from pretence, aloof
And condescending.

To walk among the whispers there
Of ages wise and good, while overhead
The local star goes by, and summer air
Reminds the scholars, looking up in dread
From curls of complex, mental snares
Into whose coils they have been led,
That life does not happily bless
The unbending.

And if, immersed in tides of facts
And paradox and half-moved arrows,
The scholar, rumbling in his tracks
Should be distracted by some sparrow
Or a humming bird's sudden attack
And finds the world had grown less narrow
And fields, more than fences, could use
Some mending.

This would not be a bad thing, in truth
I think I'd like to study there--
A hall of books without a roof,
Where dew can fall on students hair
Where stars can visit in the listening booths,
And winds can turn the leaves in pairs
And send the index cards awry, in a dance
Unending.


                        ? Amos J.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 01:05 PM

Than you, Goode Manne of Bookes. Your dext'rous mem'ry has done me a good turn today.

MM, I keep the snow where I can visit it at will, in season--in the nearby high pine-littered Cuyamaca Mountains. When I want its reminding power, it is less than an hour's drive from my sunny coastline. When I do not I am glad it is at a safe distance.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 01:09 PM

I would gladly take Canada without the snow. In fact, I dream of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 01:19 PM

Soon you shall have it, but you must give 110% to global warming. So get out there and increase the size of your carbon footprint! Spray them CFCs and cut down more trees! Remember: the sooner YOU do YOUR part the sooner Ontario becomes the new Florida.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 01:39 PM

Aha! I knew there was a good side to global warming.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 03:57 PM

Well, at least you well be able to get a tan. I recommend it. If the seas rise far enough to reach Bumfuque-le-Noir, or whatever that town is you live in, I will lend you my kayak. I will probably need a full-size schooner in such circumstances, anyway.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 04:13 PM

You're a generous man, Amos.

Now here's something the people on the MOABS may enjoy...

"In The Heat of The Westering Sun"

I was offered a rotten banana
By a fellow who wore a bandana
He was selling them from a cabana
In the heat of the westering sun

"I prefer them," I said, "somewhat greener
Or perhaps even half in-betweener.
I have seldom seen something obscener!"
In the heat of the westering sun

Leaping up in a fury, he shouted
"My bananas have never been doubted!
I will not let my honor be flouted!"
In the heat of the westering sun

He attacked me without further warning
And all rules of fair combat was scorning
And I feared for my future that morning
In the heat of the westering sun

He was strangling me with the bandana
When our struggles brought down the cabana
And engulfed us in rotten bananas
In the heat of the westering sun

Thus my life might have miserably ended
But by fate I was kindly befriended
When he slipped on a peel and up-ended
In the heat of the westering sun

And today I still keep the bandana
But I never go near the cabana
Where he's still sellling rotten bananas
In the heat of the westerning sun

(sing to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 04:28 PM

I echoed your supercilious sentiments on the original walkabout thread, amigo. Be a good lad and anthologize it for me here; I wouldn't want to appear self-serving!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 05:03 PM

As you wish...here is Amos's latest effort, folks, and it's a doozy!

Once I lived in a sorry slum,
Sitting on my useless bum
Life was hum and also drum
Back in my younger years.

But then I set out for to walk
And found that though I could not talk,
Because my voice would always squawk,
I could conquer all my fears.

I took to scribbling things in rhyme,
And pasting up such tedious lines
As helped me pass my tedious time,
Back in my younger years.

I walked from hither o'er to Yon,
ANd many a road I traveled on,
If anyone asked, I'd be long gone
With a knowing, rhymish leer.

I went by foot and train and tug,
Slept among strangers, fields and bugs,
And gradually, I grew most smug,
Rhyming away my years.

I kept them all, each couplet lame,
I knew no meter, felt no shame,
I knew someday they'd bring me fame,
Those rhymes from my younger years.

But now I sense the gathering ghost,
And online spend my days in boast,
Where I post and post and post and post
The rhymes from my younger years.

And so a poet's wreath I claim!
I put McGonagle to shame!
With scansion weak and image lame,
I fill my later years.

And if my lines offend your head,
And make you squirm and toss in bed,
Go off and read some other thread!
For mine will run for years.

Ratius Secundus Vorsiphae
A Panoply Of Uncharted Shallows
Meagre, Pickens, "Immodern Poetics"
Glasgow, 2002


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 06:19 PM

I have an idea to help Rapaire garner money for his library! Convert this bookmobile thing he recently acquired into a "Bloodkmobile"! That's a cross between a bookmobile and a bloodmobile. Require that anyone who wants to check out a book "donate" a pint of blood, and then sell the blood to vampires! It would raise money for the library and perform a public service by keeping the vampires well-fed and satiated so they wouldn't go prowling around looking for live prey at night!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 06:47 PM

Snow, rather then being something to miss, is rather something that gives you appreciation for warmer weather and climes.

I think you could achieve a similar contrasting pain/pleasure effect by simply holding a frozen chicken in your bare hands for a few minutes then putting it down and enjoying later (after they recover from frostbite) how much better they feel. Why drag an entire bioregion into that exercise?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 06:57 PM

Well, Bee-Dubya, we've been doing that. Only it's not the vampires but the glut of investment bankers and tax assessors that we can't fight off. The vampires are actually quite polite and pleasant about it all. Sure, once in a while one will stick his friends for the drinks or something like that, but it's nothing like the politicians do.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 10:03 PM

Mom! Mom! My nephew in Michigan has a new job, and at only $2 per hour less than the one he had with Dow Automotive! He'll have to move to Springfield, IL but that's where he grew up! He was "laid off" on June 1 and Dow paid him through June 30, so he was officially unemployed for only a few hours! Get this, Mom: he was hired during the interview. He's going to be a technician for Walz Scale Company.

I spoke with him. To say that he's ecstatic is understatement, but he still won't give me his .45-70 rifle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 11:22 PM

Well, jes' as well, honey chile. He's gonna need it to fend off all that snow.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 11:27 PM

Amos, that was a damned funny poem you wrote. ;-D What I want to know is...was it supposed to be about me? Or WAV? Or both of us?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 11:52 PM

Little Hawk, have no fear.

I kept them all, each couplet lame,
I knew no meter, felt no shame,
I knew someday they'd bring me fame,
Those rhymes from my younger years.

But now I sense the gathering ghost,
And online spend my days in boast,
Where I post and post and post and post
The rhymes from my younger years.


How could it be anyone but the vacuous Walksabout Verse? (He would have to write a syrupy sonnet to pillory Bearded Bruce).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 11:58 PM

I think he probably meant WAV, but I wondered about a couple of lines. As for parodying BB's sonnets, I did that a few times but had to stop...it only seemed to encourage him to post more of them. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 12:11 AM

Ach, Leedle Hack, you are scheeing der schoe fitt venn it vas neffer made fer yer footen, ja? Das ist VELLY intelestink, ja??? I am schinkink ve needt to be doink schum more Verke, mein schatz!!!!!



Liebenscheiss


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 12:36 AM

Ha! I knew Liebenscheiss would jump on that like a dachshund on week-old roadkill.


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