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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Little Hawk 20 Oct 08 - 02:35 PM
Acme 20 Oct 08 - 01:45 PM
Amos 20 Oct 08 - 01:44 PM
Little Hawk 20 Oct 08 - 01:39 PM
Amos 20 Oct 08 - 01:25 PM
GUEST,freds 20 Oct 08 - 01:23 PM
Acme 20 Oct 08 - 11:34 AM
Amos 20 Oct 08 - 10:57 AM
GUEST,freds 20 Oct 08 - 10:45 AM
Rapparee 20 Oct 08 - 10:38 AM
Little Hawk 20 Oct 08 - 09:58 AM
Rapparee 20 Oct 08 - 09:30 AM
GUEST,freds 20 Oct 08 - 09:28 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 20 Oct 08 - 04:41 AM
Rapparee 20 Oct 08 - 12:04 AM
Janie 19 Oct 08 - 10:43 PM
Acme 19 Oct 08 - 10:38 PM
Rapparee 19 Oct 08 - 09:34 PM
Acme 19 Oct 08 - 09:24 PM
Rapparee 19 Oct 08 - 09:18 PM
Acme 19 Oct 08 - 09:12 PM
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GUEST,Guest from Sanity 19 Oct 08 - 06:35 PM
Little Hawk 19 Oct 08 - 06:28 PM
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Acme 19 Oct 08 - 03:06 PM
Little Hawk 19 Oct 08 - 02:22 PM
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Amos 19 Oct 08 - 11:51 AM
Rapparee 19 Oct 08 - 11:24 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 19 Oct 08 - 02:44 AM
Rapparee 18 Oct 08 - 09:39 PM
Amos 18 Oct 08 - 08:19 PM
Rapparee 18 Oct 08 - 05:00 PM
Acme 18 Oct 08 - 10:42 AM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 18 Oct 08 - 09:48 AM
Amos 18 Oct 08 - 09:22 AM
Rapparee 18 Oct 08 - 08:16 AM
Amos 18 Oct 08 - 12:10 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 17 Oct 08 - 10:16 PM
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Little Hawk 17 Oct 08 - 04:38 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 02:35 PM

You ain't seen nothin' yet. A truckload of Sarah Palin lawn statues is on its way to Amos's place. The crew of humorless Italian workmen I have hired to install them on Amos's lawn will bust his arms and legs if he attempts to interfere in any way as these fetching replicas of Sarah are placed in a tasteful arrangement to enhance his lawns and gardens.

They're guys Chongo recommended. From Detroit. They "get the job done".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 01:45 PM

Whoa.

Sounds like LH has more problems than just occasionally spilling his coke or his coffee on his keyboard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 01:44 PM

Oh, a nice evasion, indeed. What I want to know is not whether you write freds posts, Little Hawk.

Library paste, or watercress? Enquiring minds and all that....



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 01:39 PM

Amos, you are a nitbrained fuckwad without the sense to regulate his own flow of verbal effluent. That vague sense of dis-ease you are now feeling is your subliminal radar picking up the vibrations as I pull my pants down and moon the computer screen in your general direction whilst performing a lengthy and contemptuous raspberry with my tongue sticking out...also in your general direction.   ;-)

I am not, and never have been, the source of any posts under the name "freds". And I never shall be. "Freds" is the creation of someone else. Who it is, I do not know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 01:25 PM

SHane, who has tasted it, informs me that it tastes like watercress. CHinga, who says she has also, says it tastes more like library paste. Who ya gonna believe?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 01:23 PM

Is this Little Hawk possessing tasty DNA?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 11:34 AM

Yes, Janie, the anti-freds spores arrived. I've been scrambling to find the program I described, found one of two disks--I may have stapled the other to the roof as a sparkly thing to attract gluon's attention. I'll get a ladder later today and check out those disks. (Gluon was mildly amused, but slowed only slightly when she saw it.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 10:57 AM

Obviously, Little Hawk, your post was just brassy political manipulation and PR. You have demonstrated over and over again you never have any shortage of new personalities to play with. Are you not aware that deep down in your soul, the voices of Shane the Unworthy and the Malevolent Superbeing Freds, as well as the Trapped Hamster and the Wannabe Actor, all stem from the same, somewhat toxic, stream?



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 10:45 AM

We re apologetic. Her is the correct image.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 10:38 AM

Well, there's no one more common than ol' Shame McBride.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:58 AM

Aha! Good to see freds back and some new posters here. This place was getting positively incestuous as it was. Maybe I can get Shane to post here a couple of times a day too, just to add the voice of the common people.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:30 AM

Again?

I'll alert the Legion. Most of them are back from the Ride To Find The Real Amos.

They got all the way to Arimo before the liquor ran out and they had to turn back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:28 AM

Welcome back. Or intergalactic translater is having a few problmes since ragrakn8 (which is not its real nomenclature) spilled some chilled drink into it. But you can understand well enouh we're sure. ragrakn8 has since been adsorbed for its young-like acsident. But we are still here and we understand that your Hubbl e and Chandra have located on the fourth planet our forward operating base.

Please be assured that we will soon be again playing within you so please have whatever DNA you can spare ready. Two colonies will be coming, one will looke like this and will be in female aspect. The external features of the male aspect have not yet been decided upon.

If you see them please play with them. We reeally are a bit short on DNA.

Thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 04:41 AM

Yeah, Garrison Keillor seem to know in advance that they were going to lose signal....Lake Wobegon wasn't as good this week either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 12:04 AM

MOM! Stilly and Janie are growing dope again!









Make 'em share, okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 10:43 PM

Didja get the seeds, Stilly?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 10:38 PM

25800


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 09:34 PM

The local (if you call Mars "local") outpost of the freds has been spotted by the Hubble Space Telescope and confirmed by the Chandra. You may expect the world's military to take some definitive action.
I believe Lichtenstein is in charge.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 09:24 PM

FM. Prairie Home Companion was going via satellite and suddenly someone had to move the satellite dish so we couldn't hear it and they switched over to a rerun but not before I heard the Freds in the background. Low end of the dial.

Maybe the Freds are over Texas. Horrors! That program was being broadcast from Abilene, just west of here!

Ack! My backyard dogs have more to worry about than skunks and coyotes if the Freds are around.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 09:18 PM

AM or FM? Gluon (and the possible Gluonettes) could be anywhere, but freds seem to prefer multiplexed FM sidebands.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 09:12 PM

I heard a murmuring recently over my radio when it wasn't quite tuned into a station, and I'd swear it was the Freds trying to communicate with the world.

Anyone else hear that?

It was either the Freds, or Gluon has taken to swinging on the transmitter tower again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 09:09 PM

Fac me cocleario vomere!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 06:35 PM

Well, that explains a lot!!!!
Thanks, Little Hawk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 06:28 PM

Don't let the....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 05:12 PM

You give us too much credit.

I'll remind you of Mom's motto: Illegitimi non carborundum


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 04:06 PM

"not everyone has the stamina and the mental acuity to navigate the MOAB"

Ha! Oh, you're being very kind when you say that. The fact is that there are only about 4 or 5 people left in the entire world who have ummm...(cough! cough!)...that much "stamina" and "mental acuity". This means that I am in the presence of incredible savants on the occasions when I drop in here, people whose shoes I am barely fit to shine, as it were, people on the level of Einstein, Gandhi, Jesus, and Steven Hawking, I would presume. Christ! What a privilege it is to post here.

So, how does it feel to be among those Chosen Few?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 03:06 PM

It's the math.

Blogs may = BS but that doesn't prove that MOAB = blogs.

It's the quality that you need to factor in. Everyone can run a blog if they want but not everyone has the stamina and the mental acuity to navigate the MOAB.

Especially those who discharge verbal effuent into the rest of Mudcat-ville.

If you get my drift.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 02:22 PM

Says who?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 12:47 PM

MOM, you can let the dogs back up on the porch again. They still have a hint of skunk on their muzzles, but it is out-weighed by the fact that they're so happy to see everyone that their innate sweetness works to cancel out the smell.

BTW: This ain't no steenkin' blog!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 11:51 AM

Pishtush!
PShaw!
Codswallop!!
Haberdash!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 11:24 AM

Well, Gfs, this isn't a blog. And it happened in 1998, so it's not very recent.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 02:44 AM

From: Rapaire
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 05:00 PM

One time when we were up in Alaska a guy drove a motorcycle through a moose. When we left he was on his seventh brain operation. Never did learn more, of course.

..Then posted on this blog......!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 09:39 PM

No, the moose was pretty much cut in half by the windshield and fairings. Dude was going something like 70 mph on the road outside Glenallen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 08:19 PM

ANd the moose walked away,....



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 05:00 PM

One time when we were up in Alaska a guy drove a motorcycle through a moose. When we left he was on his seventh brain operation. Never did learn more, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 10:42 AM

Non, non, Shane! (Practicing my Français)

It was all a mistake on the poor Moose's part. He heard that if McCain is elected there will be administration jobs for yahoos like Ed Meese. He assumed Meese meant more than one moose and came down to apply for a job.

Moose aren't well known for their critical reading skills.

(Horrible kind of accident--must have totally blindsided those women in the car)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 09:48 AM

There is NO flippin' way to stop the mooose if they all gets goin', eh? Any Canadian knows that. Youse flippin' goofs in the US of A are all in deep shit now. If the flippin' beavers get ajutated too it will be even way worse. You should of never let that Liberrian chick to get out of Alaska. You are all flipped!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 09:22 AM

Is a poll moose ilk to a post-turtle? Will we see a lot of post-election poll-mooses?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 08:16 AM

Yes, the news is saying that moose are gathering throughout the country and will descend on the polls on November 4. They will "Gore" anyone who votes for the GOP. There are special suicide squads of moose which will fill police and fish & wildlife vehicles full of "nuggets" so that they can't respond -- the preparation consists of eating HUGE amounts of food and then eating a lot of laxative plants (like senna).

There seems to be no way to stop them, either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 12:10 AM

It's a sign for sure--Sarah is the Anti-CHrist!! How else do you explain it!!!?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 10:16 PM

Revenge!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 09:55 PM

Well, we had a most different accident around here today. Seems like one woman was badly hurt and another killed when their car hit a moose.

A full-grown, adult moose.

On the Interstate. I-15, about 40 miles south of here.

I've seen dead deer, dead coyotes, dead foxes, and a dead porcupine along the Interstate, but this is a first. What's so damned worrisome about this is that the moose had to have been crossing a sagebrush desert. Moose don't hang out in deserts; they eat aquatic plants.

I'm sorry for the women and even for the moose (which didn't survive to be questioned), but I blame W for this.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 04:38 PM

LOL! Well, that would really be something, wouldn't it?

Rapaire, I am beginning to wonder if you are lucid enough to take over the reigns of power if something should happen to Chongo...not that anything will...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 04:36 PM

LH, if you mean what I think you mean, I have to withdraw and VP candidate. There is no way the US is ready for a President who's living with a Canadian -- you and I may have no problem with interspecies affairs, but I don't think the majority of Americans OR Canadians are ready for you and Chongo living together in the White House.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 04:28 PM

Amos will feel differently about this when I am firmly ensconced in the White House beside the one I love, and he is still wallowing in his wretched hovel in California.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 04:01 PM

That's true, Stilly. I meant to say "defaults."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 03:59 PM

It is my understanding that if one delopes then one's second is off the hook. The shot has been fired, and it is up to the other party to fire away from you or be a cad and take you out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 03:51 PM

LH, if you continue after Amos has graciously forgiven then YOU are in violation of the Code and liable to be posted as a poltroon. And as you well know, another term for "Second" is "Friends", as in "Suh, mah friends will call upon you."

There term "Second" is used because that is the person who would have to pursue the duel if the First (one of the Principals) were to delope or fail to show up without a reasonable excuse. Of course, in the latter case that person would most likely be posted as a coward by the other party and his Second.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 03:42 PM

Sarah has no reason to even put me in her sights, sir; but as i said, when she finds out how you have started klusting after you she is likely to pick up her .280 Rutgers "Lorena Bobbitt" Ranger sniper model and take your equipment out.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 03:29 PM

He won't have a second when Sarah gets him in her sights...


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