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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 09:08 AM

Note the time, too. The biker chicks were waiting until midnight to strike!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 08 - 08:54 AM

Most of those words are longer than three letters AND are not on the approved word list!

The biker chicks got Amos! You can see them hovering around like vultures in that photo, just waiting to pluck him out of that chair.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 11:59 PM

Hiya Mom!

I just dragged in from the airport and emptied my stuff and put everything away. I am worn out to the bone and alse happy down to the depths.

See Getaway threads for setails, must crash.

Love,


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 10:34 PM

"A Theater Roar Rip Wiz"

That's our boy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 10:28 PM

A Trapezia Error Whit
A Trapezia Error With
A Trapezia Retro Whir
A Trapezia Tore Whirr
A Trapezia Rote Whirr
A Terraria Pother Wiz
A Terraria Trope Whiz
A Errata Worthier Zip
A Errata Howitzer Rip
A Warpath Terrorize I
A Warpath Ritzier Roe
A Warpath Ritzier Ore
A Atria Reporter Whiz
A Atria Thrower Prize
A Tiara Reporter Whiz
A Tiara Thrower Prize
A Para Terrorize Whit
A Para Terrorize With
A Para Howitzer Trier
A Apart Whore Ritzier
A Heartier Parrot Wiz
A Earthier Parrot Wiz
A Preheat Warrior Zit
A Hearer Portrait Wiz
A Rehear Portrait Wiz
A Thereat Warrior Zip
A Theater Warrior Zip
A Theatre Warrior Zip
A Repairer Throat Wiz
A Repairer Tarot Whiz
A Tearier Parrot Whiz
A Tearier Topaz Whirr
A Waterier Razor Pith
A Reaper Traitor Whiz
A Parterre Ratio Whiz
A Trapeze Warrior Hit
A Trapeze Ratio Whirr
A Wirehair Zap Retort
A Wirehair Tzar Trope
A Throatier Parer Wiz
A Throatier Raper Wiz
A Throatier Rawer Zip
A Throatier Zap Wrier
A Throatier Raw Prize
A Throatier War Prize
A Harrier Topaz Write
A Area Zither Trip Row
A Area Riper Worth Zit
A Aria Threw Prize Rot
A Heartier Raw Zit Pro
A Theater Roar Rip Wiz
A Repairer To Whiz Art









are all anagrams for
Rapaire the razor wit


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 10:13 PM

the letters in
See Rotting Spreadsheet



spells




The Greatest Depression





Rapaire, I haven't even seen a joint in 20 years let alone smoke one.

besides they made me unbearably mellow, insightful and hornier than a Bonobo in heat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 10:06 PM

I found Amos! I found Amos!

Rightchere.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 03:32 PM

Whew! Makes my head spin!

What are you on about?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 03:29 PM

Pass it around, Don. Don't bogart that joint, my friend.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 01:23 PM

anagram for a 'mudcat conservative republican'
A Accursed Republican Vents Vomit


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 01:04 PM

it also
Sedates rotting sheep rep


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 01:02 PM

Tether Energies Spot Ads
or
Teetering Prostheses Ad
or
Represented as Ghettos I
or
A Reneged Theists Tropes
or
A Pedigree Shortens Test
or
See Rotting Spreadsheet


is an anagram for what two words George Bush has wrought...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 12:23 PM

At least most of Mom's kids least sober, industrious lives and not ones of dissipation, alcohol, and lust.


















Dammit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 11:22 AM

He'll come staggering in at some point today and probably crash on his bed to sleep for the next 48 hours.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 08 - 09:37 AM

Well, Amos ain't back yet. I guess he got kidnapped by them biker chicks and is being held in a super dee-luxe penthouse high above Baltimore, subjected to lascivious and degenerate acts that would embarrass the Devil his own self, and his precious bodily fluids drained away until he is only a wisp of his former shelf. Yeah, if anyone posts claiming to be Amos that "person" had be ready to prove it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 11:02 PM

Foutez votre soeur, la cochonette.

Saying something like that nearly got me thrown out of French class. I think it was because of the grammar and not the sentiment expressed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 10:59 PM

Tabernac!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 10:36 PM

Heck, *I* can say rude things in French. My French is about a rude as it gets.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 10:29 PM

Nah, you don't need to go to all of that restrictive trouble. Just ask him to speak French. Then run it through Babelfish to see if he said something really rude to you. Then you'll know it's Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 10:23 PM

Is Amos in jail too?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 10:08 PM

"Of course we DO run the risk of his communicative ability atrophying"

Funny. I keep thinking of Shane for some reason.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 09:41 PM

Hmmm...he usually communicates to those around him by grunts and wordless gestures, some of which are quite rude. I think short grunts would qualify, but nothing else. Of course we DO run the risk of his communicative ability atrophying, but I'll chance it if you will.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 09:33 PM

Should we include grunts and wordless gestures?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 08:38 PM

Especially if we limit him to words of three or fewer letters and the proposed restricted vocabulary.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 06:48 PM

Helluva good idea, Rap. I'm for it. Let's "hold his feet to the fire" as the saying goes...

We'll soon know if it is the real Amos or not, because he will have to reach the dizzying heights of bafflegab, bilgeroar, and sesquipedalian blathertwaddle which only Amos is the true master of. If he can't do it...well, then we'll know the score.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 06:28 PM

I'm not sure that Amos will return from "Getaway" if he made it there at all. It's not just all of those accidents, either. I have a feeling that he will be kidnapped by a gang of crazed "biker chicks" who will hold him in durance vile as the object of their perverted lusts and Someone Else will be posting as Amos to allay our suspicions. Eventually the Amos we know will be lost to us, another victim of young women in spandex shorts, fingertipless gloves and weird, brightly colored helmets.

So if anyone posts as "Amos" I suggest that we have them prove that they are the REAL Amos and not an impostor. Maybe the poster should show us "his" belly-button scar or birthmark or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 01:22 PM

Laura Otter and Laura Bush are also LOTS better looking than their spouses.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 12:09 PM

There may be something to that template. I think Laura is a lot smarter than George. Probably would have done a lot less of a bad job.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 11:16 AM

Read "Homecoming" by Marilynn Robinson.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 01:03 AM

And I know that she's much better looking.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 08 - 12:54 AM

The Gov came with his wife. Having spoken to both I think she's a LOT smarter than he is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 11:44 PM

Big Read?

Big Read?

Big Read?!

I'm trying to finish the seventh Harry Potter book. Now that's a "big read." Lots and lots of pages!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 07:00 PM

I just talk that way now and then to make Amos jealous. ;-) I am invoking his spirit as a form of parody when I do so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 06:09 PM

It has to do with this event.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 06:00 PM

Ya keep talkin' like that and you'll find yerself under the same sort of proscription as Amos, pilgrim.

But right now I gotta go git purtied up fer a gala eve'ng with the Gov'
nur's wife and a Poo-litzer Prize winnin' author an' some dude from the Nashunal EN-dowment fer the Arts an' folks like those. Hell's bells, I even gotta leave ma shootin' iron at home. Ah asks ya, what's this here world a-comin' ta?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 05:57 PM

That's a non-starter. Unless you turn it into some goofy game that Facebook subscribers can sign up for.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 05:49 PM

Persiflaginous maunderers must be proscribed!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 10:06 AM

Who? Amos?

By the way, under my gentle proposal he would not be able to use his name because it is four letters long. I've been thinking on this, and I propose this list be used for a start.

Me
I
am
is
bad
guy
man
not
tea
eat
poo
pee
hi
yes
no
go
a
the
him
her
eh?
you
now
yet
up
eye
ear
toe
bag
boo
who
how
now
mow
moo
goo

These should take care of all his needs until we can approve a larger vocabulary. While I admit that some of the words (toe, for instance) could be construed as "terms of art" we really should allow him such sentences as "Toe boo boo" if he hurts his foot. And the list is really quite complex: for instance, if he wants to cut the lawn he could say, "I go mow the moo goo now" or if he disapproves of the drink he is served he could say, "Is bad tea. Is pee!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 09:54 AM

He's now raisin a fuss about numbers, not fruit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 09:52 AM

THE palindrome, at last. It's MINE! MINE, you hear?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 09:52 AM

I think it was the Red Flag of revolution. Those guys were ANNOYED!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: maeve
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 09:00 AM

Which flag were they raisin' at the time of their departure?

Hmmm. This may explain some of my kinfolk in Pensacola.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 08:53 AM

Just last week the Mississippi riverboat "Stillman's Run" was carrying a cargo of raisins to the Union troops outside of Pensacola when the cargo shifted. The raisins (which had been donated by the good people of California to raise troop morale and hence why they were and are called "raisin's") shifted in their cargo bins and cause the boat to flip right over. This, of course, caused the boilers to explode downwards, which liberated the raisins. Propelled by the shock waves of the explosion they all ended up in a slough off of Ed McCurdy's shack on the Rat River, where they fermented and, by the relentless action of the evaporating the "mash", cooling and condensing the fumes on underside of leaves which re-directed the "run" into a formerly dry creekbed, provided the troops around Pensacola with the liquid courage to confront their officers and break the news to them that the Civil War had been over for better than 140 years and they were going home.

Fortunately no one was hurt in all this.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Oct 08 - 12:17 AM

that AWFUL Sultana disaster

A Raisin in the Sun? The Sun Also Raisin?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 10:55 PM

That would certainly be a good start. It takes strong medicine to deal with serious pathology.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 10:39 PM

Well, gastroentreol...gastropods...stomach doctors use the word "jejeune" because it's part of the stomach or someplace. But then they are not normal human beings. Amos does not, at least yet, have a medical degree. So he really should avoid using what the lawyers call "terms of art." In addition to "jejeune" these include (but are in no way limited to) specialty words such as "semiconductor" "paintbrush" "dryer" "pentode" "detonating cord" "beaten zone" "screw" "camera" "guitar" "food" and "clothes." I'm sure you can think of others. For a while I think he should limit himself to words of three or fewer letters and submit other words he might want to use which contain more than three letter to Little Hawk for approval. Even some three letter words like "cam" or "yaw" should be submitted.

This should not in any way restrict his postings or the ideas he can express.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 10:00 PM

I've been warning him for years about the slippery slope of intellectual foppery and where it leads. It starts with using odd French words that no one else in the English-speaking world uses, like...jejeune. And it just goes downhill from there. Soon you are talking in language so abstruse and divorced from reality that not even your dog will listen anymore. Then you take to writing interminable gasbag letters to the editor which never get printed because the paper hasn't the space for them and can't understand what point the writer is trying to make. The babblegab and bilgeroar become so awful that houseplants wither and cats flee the area.

Then it's time for the men in the mauve suits to move in...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 07:55 PM

Why, oh why, didn't he stay home? Why did he go off to that terrible Washington DC area? He'll be sucked into the maelstrom of politics, you just mark my words, and before you know it he'll be just another greasy hand dipping into the government pork barrel and then he'll be ruined, yes RUINED, as a guitar player or even a banjo picker.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 07:34 PM

There was that HORRIBLE tunnel collapse in Richmond and that AWFUL Sultana disaster and then that bridge collapse over the river Tay and I just don't know that Amos should be traveling ANYWHERE unless he walks and even then he'd probably trip and hurt himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 05:27 PM

He's not taking Old 97 is he?


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