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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Little Hawk 31 Aug 08 - 03:42 PM
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Amos 30 Aug 08 - 05:41 PM
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GUEST,Rapaire 30 Aug 08 - 11:52 AM
Acme 30 Aug 08 - 12:56 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Aug 08 - 03:42 PM

Ahem!

Perhaps you luminaries here should know that LEJ has started what looks like a really interesting story thread up in the upper section...it's called "Fiction: Dead Man's Guitar".

I haven't added anything to it, because I'd rather just hear what LEJ has to say next.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 31 Aug 08 - 02:56 PM

Stilly runs, dives, makes a quick grab, tucks and rolls and rescues MOM from falling off of the bottom of the page

Ouch! My elbows and knees got skinned.

I've been roasting Hatch chili peppers all day, sorry about the smoky smell.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Aug 08 - 05:41 PM

How little did my mother think,
When first she diapered me,
That I would grow up as a link
On the Endless MOAB tree!

She never would have fed me milk
Nor warmed me in her bed
If she had thought I would become
A useless MOAB head.

But she is gone and I alone
Am left to find my way
Yet sometimes when the sun goes down
I can hear her sweet voice say:

"Oh stay away from bullshit, boy!
Speak sooth, or hold yer tongue!"
Oh how I wish I'd heeded her
In the days when I was young,

And how I long her face to view
Once more before I go
And in her gentle ears tell
My sorry tale of woe.

I know the things I long to say
If she were only here
Of how I grew to fall astray
Of bullshit, babes and beer,

I'd tell her all I have done wrong
And this I'd also say:
"I'm proud to be a MOAB, Mom!
I never truusted yer judgement much anywaaaay!"




Caldwell Tupperware Holmes
Anti-Temperance Songs of the Open Plain
Boston, 1894

(Actually Rapaire did not appear on the MOAB until May 12, 2003, and he was already protesting at that time. So maybe he should just be fathered rather than grandfathered. I am sure he would be delighted in any case.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Aug 08 - 03:25 PM

SOmetimes I think you should have one to post here, too....not you individually, as you're pretty much a grandfather charter member.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 30 Aug 08 - 11:52 AM

You need a permit to carry that bomb.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Aug 08 - 12:56 AM

Our MOAB is a weapon against mediocrity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Aug 08 - 12:01 AM

"http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/munitions/moab.htm

Based upon this definition, the MOAB is a weapon and requires a legal review. This review's conclusions are based on the facts contained herein. Any weapon that varies from the technical descriptions included in this review must be the subject of a separate legal review.

There is no agreed definition of unnecessary suffering. Whether a weapon causes unnecessary suffering turns on whether the injury, including death, to combatants is disproportionate to the military advantage gained by use of the weapon. The effect of a weapon must be weighed in light of levels of injury to enemy combatants by comparable, lawful weapons in use on the modern battlefield. The critical factor is whether the suffering is needless or disproportionate to the military advantage secured by the weapon, not the degree of suffering itself."


JUst so you know...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 11:54 PM

I think he meant The Mother of All Bombs, Bruce.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,beardedbruce
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 10:14 PM

reading novel by John Ringo "Into the Looking Glass".Pages 25-26:

"Understanding physics is the basis to everything, Mr. President. Everything from cellular telephones to th MOAB."





Just though you might want to know. Still reading.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 09:32 PM

Hey, man, I yam sorry I poked fun atchew.

You're a whole world easier to take than that sawed-off dickwad in the political threads.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 11:40 AM

Tin-hat god in a tin-pot town
Swinging his weight and a-walkin' round,
Weapons and medals hanging down to his knees
Reciting his academic pedigrees

That's Rapaire!
Biiiig Rapaire!

Ole Rapaire measures six foot three,
Slightly lessened by chronology
Useter soljer when fit and live
Now a bookmobile is what he drives

That's Rapaire!
Biiiig Rapaire!

Now on the outside he seems okay.
The Board says he's been earning his pay
They gave him a raise, and a vote of thanks
For teaching them all about knives and tanks!

That's Rapaire!
Biiiig Rapaire!

But on the inside where you can't see
Rapaire has delusions of grandiosity,
Ruling the Universe from God's own throne
To while away the hours when he's all alone

That's Rapaire!
Biiiig Rapaire!

Now some folks say it's a childhood twist
That made him a plagiarizing solipsist;
And some folks say it was battle stress,
But bno-one knows, 'cuz he won't confess.

That's Rapaire!
Biiiig Rapaire!

(Fade out with sliding steel and conga drums rattling)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 11:14 AM

GOod thing yer so eddicated, there, Rapaire. Otherwise, folks might wonder where you get all yer wild ideers.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 11:06 AM

Social Theology, Sacramental Theology, Scriptural Theology, Marriage and the Family, Cosmology, Introduction to the Early Fathers, Heresies, and Comparative Religions.

Philosophy courses included Logic, Ethics, Existentialism, Intro (2 semesters), Contemporary Philosophies, Philosophy of the Middle Ages, and Epistomology.

Of course, some of them interacted with other courses, such as Shakespeare (taken from both the literary and drama perspectives), Medieval Literature, Contemporary Drama, Early Drama, 18th Century Literature, Byzantine History, Western Civilization, Race Relations, Statistics, Spanish (1 year), French (3 years), Modern French Drama, Modern Art, and whole bunch of other stuff.

Ha ha!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 10:02 AM

A world of very large mirrors and unending smoke.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 12:14 AM

LOL! Those sound like you lifted them straight off the curriculum at the WSSBA, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 12:02 AM

A sort of self-study course? Onanism for the Omnipotent? Applied Narcissism for Beginners? Solipsism--Tips and Tricks for the Professional?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 10:42 PM

21 semester hours of Theology, just as I have.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 10:37 PM

He must be a serious scholar, to be so canonical.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 10:17 PM

He also once had two cannons, a canoe, and a coffin in his garage. At the same time. He has since sold the coffin and added a kayak.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 04:16 PM

The only kinda a trouble my brother would get into with politics is the kind you get into for not stealing, lying, cheating, invading, embezzeling, bribing, grafting, inebriating, adulterizing, pornographizing, and stuff like those. Heck, he's even (hold onto your hats, folks!) a genuine ordained Protestant minister and a fair-to-middlin' born-and-raised Catholic all at the same time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 03:36 PM

Politics won't work if she doesn't want him getting into trouble. The odds are against him, anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 12:41 PM

My brother is not Governor of Montana (or if he is he hasn't told me), but he IS an Alderman in Athens, Illinois. He's at the end of his second term and since he believes in term limits he won't run again for Alderman. He IS, however, considering a run for Mayor because:

a) he retired last January, and
b) his wife wants him out of the house, but
c) doing something other than huntin' an' fishin' an' gettin' inta trouble.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 12:35 PM

IF you keep throwing out deformed exceptions to the rule like that, you'll have to go back to the drawing board and re-do from scratch.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 12:25 PM

Ah, yes, but all men are brothers in spirit, therefore Brian Schweitzer is Rapaire's brother. And so is William Shatner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 11:56 AM

Brian Schweitzer is the Governor of Montana, Donuel. I doubt there is a tablespoon of Doelmann blood in his veins, at loeast that he would admit.

And by the way, it is Governor Schweitzer who asserts that using the Germn technology for conversion of coal to petroleum, there's more oil reserve under the state of Montana than under the Middle East, and it could be reclaimed for $32 a barrel.

I don't know if this is true or not, but it sure would get the Saudis out of our pockets if so, and could also reverse our debt to the Chinese.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 11:48 AM

Rapaire's brother is the Govenor of Montana but you don't hear him bragging about it. There is a certain fatuous humility in the man/god.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 11:39 AM

Well, we all are, after all; the kingdom of heaven is within thee, you know. But in Rapaire's case, we may be facing a dramatic exception.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 11:33 AM

god = good
god = great
I'm pretty sure
Rapaire ain't.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 11:02 AM

SOrry. I meant to type "good". But it would not have made any difference, obviously.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 09:06 AM

...which could be god...

Not "could be", Amos. I am God. Just ask anyone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 11:17 PM

On the other hand, it might even make you strong, which could be god, if you don't brewed on it overmuch.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 08:50 PM

Don't let it get too steep, will ya?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 07:44 PM

I have been infused.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 04:45 PM

Sounds like a loose cannon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 04:16 PM

BEcome an infusion? By bag or by ball, it will suit you to a tea.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 03:24 PM

inspired by kat.


"madam your child was born in sin"
Aw we have a precious little cynic.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 02:15 PM

Farewell, cruel world! You have treated me badly, scorned me, abused me. I shall go and become an infusion!

Right after lunch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 02:05 PM

That's it?????

That's your terrible "trap"??????

A hypothetical?

Whooof. I fell so trapped, I want to chew my typing fingers off to escape. Not....




A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 09:38 AM

Rapaire's trap to catch the greedy
Left him feeling poor and needy,
WHile he pipes his "looky me!"
Amos grabs another C...

Though it could have been taken by Rapaire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 09:33 AM

Rapaire's trap to catch the greedy
Left him feeling poor and needy,
WHile he pipes his "looky me!"
Amos grabs another C.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 12:40 AM

BS to right of them, BS to left of them...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 12:05 AM

25,100

Volleyed and thundred.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 09:26 PM

I shall bait a trap to catch the greedy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 09:26 PM

Just three away!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 06:51 PM

...not with a whimper, but a bang.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 06:50 PM

Thus is the way the bookends...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 06:04 PM

Just be sure you're not sitting between them, in case they've decided to become dueling librarians.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 04:12 PM

So, okay. This morning my Youth Services Supervisor bought a pistol. Right now one of my Reference Supervisors has gone to buy a pistol.

I'm not going to go to Staff Meetings any more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 03:18 PM

Okay, so this Roman cat was lifting up Mars by his (Mars', I assume) sacred underwear? Was this some sort of wedgie sacrifice? Didn't Mars get annoyed by this?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 11:07 AM

At Mt Vernon they have a new life like statue what shows his face as if he had never lost all his teeth giving his visage a bolder chin and an expression much different from the dollar bill.

Washington not ever having kids did work well for a democracy rather than a dynasty. Unlike GHW and GW


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