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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 12 Jun 08 - 07:42 PM
Rapparee 12 Jun 08 - 06:58 PM
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Amos 12 Jun 08 - 04:45 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 07:42 PM

Somebody send those guys some rope, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 06:58 PM

We were going to do clams here in Pocatello, but clams aren't exactly interesting and there aren't many around here. In fact, there are very few clams in all of Idaho. Then someone suggested politicians, but we decided we didn't have enough rope.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 06:13 PM

Why not? Cincinnati did pigs and Cody, WY did buffalo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 04:45 PM

And here's ART! from contented COWS!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 04:27 PM

And...HEEEEEEEEERE'S...AL!!!

!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 04:07 PM

It can't match "Crudely*painted*not*so*funny*cut*out*plywood*folk*art!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 03:47 PM

Connect the dots, be doting on dates in your dotage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 03:41 PM

Sorry--I meant their parents' doting, not their dotage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 01:59 PM

It's easy for people who were brought up on paint-by-numbers, and convinced by their parents' dotage that they were REAL artists, to relate to. Besides, it's a quick grand for an hour's work with some house paint.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 01:46 PM

I don't know WHY this "paint a fiberglass animal" fund raising thingie has caught on. IT's created some really hideous "art" in various cities across the nation.

Not to mention being more then a bit boring....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 01:41 PM

SAN DIEGO--(BUSINESS WIRE)--CowParade, the world's largest and foremost public art event, is kicking off plans for its California debut in San Diego, celebrating local artists' work and benefiting three local charities.

CowParade San Diego will feature 200 life-sized fiberglass cows transformed by artists from San Diego and Tijuana and displayed around San Diego's premier outdoor locations for three months ? Jan. 3 through March 31, 2009. The cows will dot the region's landscape and become an important tourism attraction and weekend outing for local families. More than 1 million people are expected to visit the cows in San Diego. Local businesses, hotels, restaurants and retailers will sponsor the cows individually or in multiple cow "herds."

"I appreciate the creative thinking that has gone into this fundraising event. The beneficiaries of this effort are important cornerstones of our community," said San Diego Mayor Jerry Sanders. "Helping them meet their financial needs is a worthy goal, and everyone involved in CowParade San Diego, from the artists and their sponsors right on through to general public coming to view the cows, should be commended for their support."

An auction of the top 50 cows ? to be held at the end of the exhibition ? will raise funds to benefit Rady Children's Hospital, The Zoological Society of San Diego and the Balboa Park Cultural Partnership. It is estimated the post-exhibition auction will generate hundreds of thousands of dollars for the local nonprofit organizations.

Through an open "call-to-artists" in the San Diego/Tijuana region ? which began June 10 ? CowParade San Diego intends to cast a wide net for a diverse range of artists from the San Diego area. An array of artists ? painters, sculptors, craftsmen and multi-media artists ? ranging from well-known to emerging will be selected to participate in the exhibition. Each artist whose design is selected for the exhibition will be provided with a life-sized, blank fiberglass cow form and will be paid a $1,000 honorarium upon completion and approval of their transformed cow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 01:20 PM

Poor guy was probably brainwahsed into dooing it by the GLF. Those guys are sneaky!

Either that or he is in leuge with the Dutch and the Manatees and trying to divert suspicion from their plans to flood the world.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 01:18 PM

Wal, Juneau, I ain't sure but Alaska...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 01:16 PM

Gnome is where the heart is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 01:10 PM

Police in Bretagne have arrested a 53-year-old man suspected of the thefts of 170 garden gnomes. However, it is proving difficult to return the gnomes to their real owners -- the thief painted them different colors, making identification tricky.

These German garden gnomes are happy to have avoided the crime wave.
When garden gnomes go missing in France, most are tempted to blame the shadowy Garden Gnome Liberation Front. The group has been linked to the disappearance of dozens of miniature garden residents over the years.

Not this time, however. Some 170 gnomes and other ornaments have been stolen in the north-western region of Bretagne recently. And it appears to be the work of a serial garden gnome thief acting on his own.

Police in the town of Mauron announced Tuesday that they had arrested a 53-year-old man on suspicion of stealing the gnomes. Investigators found around 170 stolen garden gnomes, deer figurines and other figures on the man's property. The entire hoard was exhibited in the suspect's garden, a mere 20 square meters (215 square feet) in size. Police described it as "a real mise en scène on green-painted stones."

After the case was reported in the local press, police were inundated by telephone calls from dozens of local residents hoping to get back missing gnomes which they presumed had been stolen. However, local gendarmes admitted it was proving hard to return the abducted gnomes to their true owners -- the purported gnome-snatcher had apparently re-painted some of the gnomes, making identification difficult.

The suspected thief could face a prison sentence for the mass gnome theft. "The case is almost laughable, but it is theft," local police officer Eric Le Roch told the news agency AFP.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 10:25 AM

Rapaire, this is an adult thread, to be sure, but aren't you getting a little kinky there? Or is Pat?

;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 09:20 AM

She probably picked it up before we left for Ireland and was incubating it during the first week there. It's a nasty, nasty urinary tract infection and she thinks she's had it going on five weeks now. The Cipro seems to be ruining the bacterial party. We got home and she went to bed; the next day she went to the doctor. When the Bactrim didn't work I took her back (on Monday) and Cipro was prescribed instead. Wednesday the doc called and said that the culture had demonstrated Bactrim-resistant bacteria, so "start the Cipro." Pat already had done so.

Sadie is a golden retriever who provides lots of fur and lots of tongue action.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 11:07 PM

Is this something she picked up in Ireland, or on the airplane?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 10:52 PM

Who Sadie? What fur?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 10:48 PM

Sadie just left. She came over because Pat needed a fur fix. Pat's finally getting some better; it turns out that the bacteria she had was Bactrim-resistant and now that she's on Cipro she's slowly getting better. But Sadie helped her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 05:32 PM

Tailbone raw! said Billy Barlow


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 04:34 PM

MMMM!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 04:29 PM

I believe the classic presentation is roasted then simmered in a mixture of honey and spiced wine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 04:27 PM

You can serve a whole line of them skewered and roasted on a shish-ka-bob!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 04:23 PM

Hamster -- yet another white meat!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:49 PM

Gee, Stilly, I hope that rat that your dog caught was not a close relative of Freddy the White Rat. That would be very sad indeed.

You're right, Mario, Corridus did tend to lose it a bit when on "seed". Ah, well, that is the recklessness of youth. He was basically a good-hearted little creature, as are most hamsters.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:35 PM

You'd be better off to switch than fight. 'shrooms stems and pieces are all tender for consumption (and only cost 59 cents a can).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 09:16 AM

Run it through a blender and that'll take care of the seeds and stems, man.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 08:14 AM

Corridus always turned mean when he was on "seed"; but he was always sorry afterwards.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 11:33 PM

Janie, welcome to one of the most pleasant parts of summer in these eastern and southern parts! Lightning bugs are such a delight!

LH, you need to be careful about introducing rodents into the discussion here. Did I tell you that my dog caught a rat last week? Good sized one, maybe 12 ounces. She stashed it in her bed in the garage and when I came out to feed them she went inside to get it and present to me. Still very fresh, not stiff. Now that is a generous pooch! Only slobbered on a little, no visible bites (probably shaken). Just so your poopoo name-callers know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 10:42 PM

Hi MOM and Sibs. Sorry to neglect you, but will continue to do so.

Favorite Brother MMario, Little Hawk is the POOPOO head and if you want me to kick him in the shins for first disillusioning you and then insulting you, just let me know. I haven't practiced shin-kicking since the 6th grade, but it is probably like riding a bicycle....

The big, exciting news that momentarily warrants my neglect of the 3-D world to share with my beloved brethren, (you too, LH, even if I am mad at you for picking on my favorite sib,) and sistren, not to mention MOM, is this....

I JUST GOT FLASHED!





















By the first lightning bug of the season.

Summer has arrived in my little part of the southern part of heaven.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 09:48 PM

ANother ice-cold Rheingold for you, Book Man.!! The ponies are hot, hot, hot and so is the June day. Nothing refreshes like Rehingold!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 09:22 PM

Straining causes staining, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 08:39 PM

Of both Man and Hamster....

THey are rounding the turn, half past the Nine and heading for the long straughtaway, ladies and gennulmen. It's a tight pack forward on the inside rail and the leaders are straining with everything they've got!!

ANd if you've been straining, lately, why not settle back with an ice-cold Rheingold? You know you deserve it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 07:27 PM

the "bottoms"?

Explain...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 07:26 PM

..profound wisdom from the lips of one who has known the bottoms of both...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 06:25 PM

You will be even more shattered, Mario, when I make you aware that Corridus the Hamster once wrote some graffiti on a wall that said "MMario is a poo poo head!" He had injested some fermented sunflower seeds at the time and was acting a bit odd. Still...I think it was an incident that should not simply be dismissed or overlooked as being of no consequence. It says to me that word of your shortcomings has even reached the world of rodents. Yes, rodents! Yes, that's how bad it has become, Mario. I mean...to be criticized by such as Ron Davies...that's "ho hum"...it happens all the time. But to be criticized by rodents!

Best seek refuge by hiding here in the MOABS...safe among this tiny community of misfits, oddballs, and outcasts that gather here daily, you may yet hope to escape the shame that would befall you out in the greater world of mice and men.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 06:10 PM

Fifty-six bottles of beer on the wall,
Fifty-six bottles of beer. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 06:05 PM

Especially about Winona Ryder (Red Ryder's kid sister -- a little known true fact).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 05:05 PM

Even if only in bouts of fevered dreaming...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 03:20 PM

Anyone who fraternizes with Shatner can't be trusted, you know that!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 03:03 PM

Reality is hard on all of us, MM. Mom does her best to shield us, but everyone grows up and wanders past the front yard at some point.

Best you should learn the truth now, while you are still surrounded by supportive Sibs who really, really, care.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 02:38 PM

Oh WOE!

I should have known better.

I erred!

I strayed!

And now

Now,


I suffer.


Yes, I went and read another thread in which I discovered, much to my dismay, that someone I thought a sincere honest person is anything but. . .




yes - I read that Little Hawk, is not serious about his postings to the MOAB.

My world is shattered.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 11:01 AM

Hey, Mom!! Some light reading for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 10:50 AM

SAN DIEGO ? Presidential candidate Barack Obama will travel to San Diego next month to join opponent John McCain in speaking at the annual convention of the National Council of La Raza, the nation's largest Latino civil rights and advocacy organization.

Both senators are expected to address immigration and other issues pertinent to Latino voters, NCLR President Janet Murguía said during a visit to San Diego promoting the convention. Obama's plans were announced yesterday; McCain had agreed earlier to address the convention.
The fact that both candidates will attend "speaks to a number of things, not only to the importance of the Latino vote, but also to the importance of this region and this state," Murguía said during a news conference.

Afterward, Murguía said she expects a historic turnout of Latino voters in November, many to counter what they see as anti-immigrant political rhetoric, but also drawn by issues such as the foreclosure crisis and health care.

On the immigration front, both senators have supported changes that immigrant advocates see as favorable. McCain once championed a temporary worker program but has since shied away from that stance.

"Senator McCain will be in an interesting position," Murguía said yesterday, regarding his appearance at the convention. "I think people will be interested to see where he still is on immigration."

More than 20,000 people are expected to attend the convention July 12-15 at the San Diego Convention Center. Attendees will range from community leaders and elected officials, including speakers such as San Diego Mayor Jerry Sanders and Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, to members of corporations, philanthropies and academic institutions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 10:43 AM

Pasta FaZOUli!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 09:16 AM

Lightning? No, those are the tentacles of The Pastaness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 08:25 AM

true en-lightning-ment


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 12:01 AM

Visited, yes, is one way you might look at it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:26 PM

It is the Holy Sign Of The FSM! SRS has been Visited by His or Her Pastaness!


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