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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 30 Apr 11 - 09:51 AM
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Amos 30 Apr 11 - 07:18 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Apr 11 - 09:51 AM

Snow?????? What????? WTF? You are right. You should relocate to Nunavit. They need a good library.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Oosik
Date: 30 Apr 11 - 10:39 AM

We have libraries.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Apr 11 - 10:56 AM

The also have bluebraries and hucklebraries and linginbraries. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Apr 11 - 04:42 PM

Anyone besides me know what an "oosik" is?

The front of the house is done! An ash tree, arborvitae, all sorts of nice stuff. I have some irises to replant (they've clumped) but after the mulch is down we can move on to the back yard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Apr 11 - 07:18 PM

The penis of the right whale, IIRC... anyway, why do you ask?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Apr 11 - 07:21 PM

Ooops!! I mixed up two different memories:

"Mammals having a penile bone (in males) and a clitoral bone (in females) include various eutherians:

    Order Primates, although not in humans.
    Order Rodentia (rodents), though not in the related order Lagomorpha (rabbits, hares etc).
    Order Insectivora (insectivores, including moles, shrews, and hedgehogs).
    Order Carnivora (including members of many well-known Families, such as Ursids (bears),[3] Felids (cats), Canids (dogs), Pinnipeds (Walruses, Seals, Sea Lions), Procyonids (Raccoons etc), Mustelids (Otters, weasels, skunks) and others).
    Order Chiroptera (bats).

It is absent in humans, equids, monotremes, marsupials, lagomorphs, hyenas, and cetaceans (whales, dolphins, and porpoises), among others.

Such a wide distribution among placental mammals suggests that the bone evolved early in the history of these mammals, and was subsequently lost in certain groups.

Among the primates the marmoset, weighing around 500g, has a baculum measuring around 2mm, while the tiny 63g Galago has one around 13mm long. The Great Apes, despite their size, tend to have very small penis bones, and humans are the only ones to have lost them altogether.[1]
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 May 11 - 12:22 AM

You can buy oosik bones over the Internet, if you want one or more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 May 11 - 12:47 AM

What kind of irises did you have put in, Rap? I have a bunch of different colors down here, but none of the really fancy designer ones. This is the flowers in the yard, not the color of your eye, in case anyone missed the recent mention in this thread. I started to say "earlier part of the thread," but that takes in a lot of territory.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 May 11 - 11:27 AM

I haven't yet replanted the iri. They're the old-fashioned big kind with blue or yellow flowers. I'd already put in some of the petite "dutch" variety. There are also jonquils and daffodils faintly scattered midst the new shrubbery.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 May 11 - 12:25 PM

Actually I don't want one or more; my system does not require them, being hydraulic.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 May 11 - 01:10 PM

So, the saying "getting a boner" is fellatious?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 May 11 - 03:39 PM

Fallacy is as fallacy does; although fallacious in name, felicitous in event.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 May 11 - 03:57 PM

I knew someone would get to the hard of the matter pretty soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 May 11 - 07:14 PM

I am above such things! Humph.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 May 11 - 09:38 PM

Elevation is an easy claim to make.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 May 11 - 10:48 PM

I just sent an email to a priest here, young dude who studied at the Gregorian in Rome, telling him that "Gaudeamus igitur" was a Papal Bull.

Gaudeamus igitur
    Iuvenes dum sumus.
    Post iucundam iuventutem
    Post molestam senectutem
    Nos habebit humus.

    Ubi sunt qui ante nos
    In mundo fuere?
    Vadite ad superos
    Transite in inferos
    Hos si vis videre.

                      And so on. Look it up yourself.

I'll see if he actually reads his emails....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 May 11 - 02:24 AM

The "Papal Bull" is that JPII got beatified. That's the "second miracle" they're looking for, right there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 May 11 - 11:28 AM

Elevation is an easy claim to make. ;>D

Seriously one of mankind's favorite indoor sports is generating all this arbitrary altitude on completely spurious grounds.

Do remember when the word "great" meant something when applied to human endeavour? Nowadays, it is an ecomium earned by fry-cooks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 11 - 12:07 PM

I'm changing my "handle" to "Rapparee the Great". I shall leave the rest of it to your knowledge of what I'm great at.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 May 11 - 01:06 PM

Hmmm...

Dissimulation? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 May 11 - 02:28 PM

Rapparree is "great" indeed
At writing someone else's screed
And getting Chongo up to speed
And forecasting his fate.
At plagiarism, high or low
And knowing where the commas go,
And digging spouses out from snow
The man is truly grat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 11 - 09:57 PM

"Grat"? Like in Grat Dalton, the outlaw? Sorry, no relation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 May 11 - 10:34 PM

I wish they would let posters edit their own posts!! :D My fat thumbs betray me so often!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 11 - 11:00 PM

Perhaps I grat on your nerves?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 May 11 - 11:37 PM

Heard a mixed metaphor today about the aspect of the U.S. continuing to fund Pakistan. The reporter said the U.S. is continuing to feed the hand that bites it. I know what she meant, but should she get away with it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 May 11 - 10:07 AM

IT's kind of cute, but because the "flip" makes no sense, it isn't as good a pun as the perp wishes it were.

The GUmmint of Pakistan should be given a fair opportunity tomake up for their duplicity with action.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 May 11 - 10:47 AM

How does a hand bite anyone?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 03 May 11 - 09:10 PM

What is the DNA quality of this hand? Is it superior to the dominant sentient race of this planet?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 May 11 - 09:45 PM

I have it on good authority that Eiseley will soon be in the tassel-twirling business.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 May 11 - 09:52 AM

What???? What tassels? How twirled? You are a rogue, a scoundrel, and a flibbertigibett, sirrah.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 May 11 - 09:57 AM

The tassels on her graduation cap and her Beta Phi Mu ones, of course. MOM!! Amos has a dirty mind!! Ground him!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 May 11 - 12:16 PM

Actually, I am already very well grounded, thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 May 11 - 12:52 PM

Shocking inferences! Truly, the mind of the Amos is a putrescent witch's brew of prurient meanderings that would cause a Sicilian harlot to blush...and WHAT is he doing on those clandestine trips to Mexico!???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 May 11 - 01:31 PM

Well, ya know, LH, waving red flags at known bulls is a good way to get what yer askin' for, if you take my point. I think we all understand that Rapparree's indelicate ambiguities were entirely intentional. All I asked was "what tassels? How twirled?" He answered forthwith and then decided I was dirtier of mind than he was. What a fraud.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 May 11 - 01:43 PM

He is a slippery devil, isn't he? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 May 11 - 02:17 PM

Slippery?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 May 11 - 03:46 PM

See, now, Gnu has a dirty mind!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Feral Cheryl
Date: 04 May 11 - 05:20 PM

Hey, have you seen r herd from Shane? They moved him from Sudbury to someplays else. He is my flippin MAN and I cant find him now!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 May 11 - 10:37 PM

YEah, he was out on work detail and slipped into a donut place--one of those Canadien donut places--what're they called again? Bronkten's? Whumpster? Carly? I fergit. He was bumming smokes.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 May 11 - 11:18 PM

I don't think he was in the joint, I think he was in the dumpster out back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 May 11 - 12:18 AM

There are rumours that Shane disappeared while being transferred to a new facility. Could it be another alien abduction? Is he needed to save an alien civilization in the Third Galactic Quadrant? Or has he been kidnapped by raving evangelists intent on saving his immortal soul from the fires of hell?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Brother Dismas Fiacre
Date: 05 May 11 - 12:35 AM

Oh, that poor child! If he is found I hope that he will dedicate his life to God and enter a cloistered monastery. He needs a life of quiet reflection, work, and prayer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 May 11 - 01:38 AM

50 X 50- nope, I will likely not catch up.

In the meantime a nudge toward the next zeroes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 May 11 - 10:12 AM

It's never too far to one who is infinitely endowed, Ebb.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 11 - 10:19 AM

Guten morgan, fraulein Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 May 11 - 10:57 AM

See, that Rapp, man--he's nuanced. He insults his own mother in foreign languages and does it so subtly she says thank you, and gives him a doughnut!! He is such an artist, he's a hazard to civilized society.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 May 11 - 11:30 AM

That was forty K and Six, me lads,
A number large and hearty!
Which rightly fell to Mister A
The Mom's most favorite smarty!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 May 11 - 11:33 AM

40600 and one is only a bit more but still fun


Ding Dong! bin Laden's dead. Which old terrorist? The Wicked terrorist!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Laden's dead.
Wake up - you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Laden's dead.
He's gone where goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's see him dead and look at what the picture shows.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Laden's dead!

(Obama) As commander and chief, In the County of the Land of UZ, I inform you most regally?
(Holder) But we've got to verify it legally, to see
(Panetta) To see?
(Holder )If he
(Panetta )Is photo'd and buried at sea?
(Admiral Mullen) Is morally, ethically,
(NBC) Spiritually, physically
(ABC) Positively, absolutely
(CBS) Undeniably and reliably Dead

(DNA expert)   As Coroner I must concur, I thoroughly examined this monstrous cur. His mitochondrial DNA cross referenced with his sister shows...
That he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.

(Obama) Then this is a day of Independence For all good Americans and their descendants
(Holder) If any.
(Obama) Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked bin Laden at last is dead!
(FOX NEWS) We'd really like a picture instead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 May 11 - 02:01 PM

"he's a hazard to civilized society"

Oh, I like that! ;-D Understated, yet it makes the point eloquently.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 11 - 02:22 PM

Mine! All mine!


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