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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 08 Mar 05 - 12:53 PM
Rustic Rebel 08 Mar 05 - 12:34 PM
GUEST,MMario 08 Mar 05 - 11:36 AM
Rapparee 08 Mar 05 - 11:27 AM
GUEST,MMario 08 Mar 05 - 09:12 AM
Rapparee 08 Mar 05 - 09:06 AM
GUEST,Amos 08 Mar 05 - 08:43 AM
Rapparee 08 Mar 05 - 08:18 AM
Acme 07 Mar 05 - 10:58 PM
Acme 07 Mar 05 - 10:49 PM
Rapparee 07 Mar 05 - 10:02 PM
Amos 07 Mar 05 - 08:00 PM
Teresa 07 Mar 05 - 07:35 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Mar 05 - 07:35 PM
Amos 07 Mar 05 - 07:28 PM
Rustic Rebel 07 Mar 05 - 07:19 PM
Rapparee 07 Mar 05 - 05:35 PM
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GUEST,Nic 07 Mar 05 - 05:14 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 12:53 PM

I do believe Rapaire needs a vacation away from the gun-toting right wing brigade up there in Idaho.

C'mon down here, Rapaire. We can re-ignite the fire of liberal tolerance under yore scrawny butt.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 12:34 PM

Pure ass pure douche.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 11:36 AM

St. Thais was a new one on me...

Thais was a public sinner in Egypt who was converted by St. Paphnutius, brought to a convent and enclosed in a cell. After three years of penance she was released and placed among the nuns, but lived only fourteen days more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 11:27 AM

Miss Maiseybelle has found the Path To The Right! Yes, I have personally consuled her for hours, fighting the demons that have possessed her, and she is FREE!! She is entering the Convent and Monastery of Sts. Thais and Dismas as I write this, there to continue her spiritual experiences.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 09:12 AM

From what I've heard* - there isn't anything on earth (or off it) that will make a decent woman of Maiseybelle.



*okay - read - mostly on the walls of the steam room at NYCFTTS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 09:06 AM

See? Physicists only thing about sex, sex, sex! P-N junctions. Charge-coupled pairs. Queer quarks. And don't get me started on quantum mechanics! That is the foulest, most degenerate, spawn of the Devil that has ever been concieved filthy minds! Yes! I say to you now, brethern and sistern, that if physics isn't meroved from the schools, our children, our precious, precious children, will learn such shocked and degenerunt things as "spin!" Have you ever heard of the book The Dancing Wu Li Masters? Yes, my sisters and brothers, dancing! Dancing, the cause of consupiscient cognition! Dancing, the git of demons! And who are these Wu Li Masters? Why, they are nothing less than the Chinese, who are at our doors at this very moment, a Yellow Peril enticing our youth into dancing and...yes!...even opium smoking! Have you seen, as I have, a debauched young woman, her life before her like a rose-lined pathway, lying on the rough wooden slats of a bed in an opium den, her clothing disheveled and her mind locke in the fantastic dreams of the opium eater, her virginal temple dispoiled by a lecherous fiend in human form?

And this is what comes from physics, brothers and sisters. Debauch, and the inevitable sinking into sin and despair, and, all too soon for the promise shown and now blighted, into the plunge from the bridge and the unmarked grave of the suicide! Eschew physics, I beg of you, for the sake of your soul and the souls of those you love! Think of Mom, and change your downward path to one of light, and purity, and virtue. It's not to late!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 08:43 AM

Specious rationalization, Rapaire!!

Buck: Now Wilbur, put down thet shotgyun, Ah kin expleen evvuhthing!!

Wilbur: You low down varmint, knocking up our Maiseybelle!! I oughta send yew tuh Hayull!!

Buck: Now Wilbur, 't'wasn't whut yew think!! We couldn't do nuffin' 'bout it -- us wuz a CHARGE-COUPLED pair!! Like yew done read about!! 'Twasn't like we had a choice!!

Wilbur: Charge coupled, my Aunt Mathilda!! That's just spin talk. Get yer pants on, boy, we're gonna go see thuh preacher!! He'll getcha proper charge-coupled all right. Charge about five bucks. But hat least it'll make a decent woman outta Maiseybelle!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 08:18 AM

Charge-coupled pairs! Charge-coupled pairs! Hahahahaha! SRS can't tell a charge-coupled pair from quark spin! Nyaa, nyaa, nyaa!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 10:58 PM

The number between 6701 and 6799 that is of MOABic importance is "12". Not "6712", just "12".

I'd look forward to the number between 6801 and 6799, myself, simply because I would only have to look once, not 98 times. (Don't worry about this. . .the last number that I checked out was "2003" on the bottle of Kabinett. . .)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 10:49 PM

There are few things more surprising than a coupled densiton/teensyton pair.

Mom! Rapaire's talkin' dirty again!

And who was that guest asking about hard-ons and lust? Was it a regular Mudcatter, or was it a true guest, and did he read the whole thread before asking that question?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 10:02 PM

True, Amos, but don't disregard the influence of tinytons and the even smaller teensytons. There are few things more surprising than a coupled densiton/teensyton pair.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 08:00 PM

That's the effect of densitrons, not gravitrons. Densitrons and gravitrons are always playing tug o'war with each other in order to have something interesting to do, and to make up for having no intrinsic will AND being too small to have an opposable thumb.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 07:35 PM

I may have pointed this out before, but I can prove gravitons don't exist.

Put many objects in a container or bag. Make sure they are all different sizes, shapes, and weights.

Now, after a vigorous shake or drop or just normal travel wear and tear, try to find the smallest ones. Where are they?

On the bottom of the container, of course.

What's up wi' dat?

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 07:35 PM

Only 88 more posts 'til "6789". Unfortunately, that number is of absolutely no consequence in the MOABic scheme of things. The number between 6701 and 6799 that is of MOABic importance is "12". Not "6712", just "12".

"How can the number '12' be between 6701 and 6799?" you ask. Well, it can't. That's why it's so damned important if it does happen!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 07:28 PM

Onward, upward, and outward, Susie!! YEehaa!

Excelsior!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 07:19 PM

I'd go for dispelling gravity. A mass movement on the upward incline to the age old problem of droop.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 05:35 PM

6699 is a cool number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 05:30 PM

...spinning...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 05:29 PM

I'm spinning....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Nic
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 05:14 PM

Bugger!!! Just missed it..


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Nic
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 05:12 PM

....100 !!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 04:44 PM

I remember taking my dad's Jeep for a 1/2 spin when I was a teenager. It would have been a whole spin but the tailgate had been left open and a buncha stuff started flyin' out the back end of the thing. So I had to stop spinnning and pick all the stuff up from the road. By the time I got finished I didn't feel much like spinning any more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 03:42 PM

The photon, while it has a spin of 1, has only two spin states (polarizations) allowd -- most spin-1 objects can be in three states, +1, 0, and -1, but the photon is massless and is missing the 0-spin state. The W and Z also have spin one, but they have all three spin states allowed. The gluon and the graviton are also missing the zero-spin state.

In addition, in the MSSM, there are five (!) Higgs bosons, three neutral ones, h, H, and A, and two charged ones, H+ and H-.

Here's the boson counting for superpartners:

Neutral Standard Model bosons (and extra Higgs for the MSSM)

photon (2 spin states)
Higgs (3 particles, each with no spin)
Z(3 spin states)

Their superpartners have the same quantum numbers and can mix. There are therefore four spin-1/2 "neutralinos" in the MSSM (each has two states, for a total of eight states, to match the eight total states above). Each of the four neutralinos can have a different mass.

The gluino (superpartner of the gluon) has spin 1/2, with two states to match the 2 polarization states of the gluon. These all have the 8 color states. This one doesn't mix with the others because it has color charge.

The gravitino (superpartner of the graviton) has spin 3/2, and so has four allowed spin states, to match the four spin states of the graviton. The gravitino doesn't mix either; it has different interactions from the neutralinos.

The charged bosons are the

W+ (3 spin states)
H+ (1 particle with no spin)

and there are two spin-1/2 "charginos" (mixtures of the superparters of these four states). The negatively-charged bosons correspond to negatively-charged charginos.

That just about does it!


I'll say!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:56 PM

Isa it true that most hardons have the quality of "lust"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:54 PM

Oops. I forgot to mention that, in this context, MSSM means "MOAB Standard Subliminal Model."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:52 PM

Here.

The imagicon and the ficton must both fit within the MSSM, but this would be easily done, I think. I am currently thinking about gluons that, within a fermi of each other, might collect and form a glueball. If this is true -- and I see no reason why it should not be -- then gravitons would form graviballs, imagicons imagiballs, fictons fictballs, bluons bluballs, and hardons hardballs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:16 PM

for example - nightmaricions have a high degree of "fear" and (normally) low giggle - tho' there are nightmaricons with high fear and giggle and yet others with high giggle and little to no fear. (The latter tend to have high hindsight).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:10 PM

Qualities equivalent to spin have been identified yielding attribute-names such as hope, fear, introv, extrov, reaching, withdrawing, causation, effect, percept and decide. The blending of these quark-like categories is what accounts for the amazing variety of viewpoints and experiences among living beings. A few rarer attribute types have been postulated: transcend, giggle, and permeate. But they are still being worked on.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:01 PM

MTentatively "nightmaricons" has been assigned to imagicons with a negative energy.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 01:56 PM

qarks have very...inventive...names. Do imagicons have good names as well? Like Sally and Bob and Zaphod and Mary?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 01:42 PM

Imagicons have assorted energy levels, just as quantum level of energy can be found causing orbital delta in atomic orbits, but in imagicons, instead of esentially defining the elemental natur e of an atom, the energy states define the cognitive capabilities and energies of the imagicon. These range from slow black-looking imagicons which typify the attention of extremely apathetic or death-oriented individual, through various bands of attention energy that respond to symbolism, trickery, effort, thought, negative emotion, positive emotion, displaced knowing (knowing about), denied knowing (not-knowing things) and various degrees of pure knowing.

Just as composites of atoms with different orbits and numbers of electrons have been tabulated into the Periodic Table, it is possible to create an Attitudinal Chart from the various elements made up of imagicons with different numbers and degrees of orbital energies.

This work will finally make a science out of the incompetent meandering bullyragging opinionated ineptitude that passes for psychology and psychiatry.

MM's basic observation that imagicons are undetectable by normal physical-range metering is absolutely correct. The use of the word "energy" in these descriptions should not be confused with mechanical, thermal, atomic, luminal, electrical or radiant energy as found in physical systems.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 01:11 PM

Has anyone submitted evidence for gravitons as particles? I've lost track. ANything we can do to dispel gravity is so important a discovery it will surely start a mass movement./ Eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 12:36 PM

everything and anything can be explained through the fact that imagicons are the basic building block of the pysical and non-physical universe. since they have no wieght, length, breadth,depth , colour, spin or charge they are quite difficult to explain or to prove. Plus, since they are highly sensitive to the influence of observation any experimentation to prove their existance is flawed.

It is theorized they have various emotional states, chielfy embarressment - which is why they don't like to be observed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 12:24 PM

I want to set up a like experiment and disprove gravitons.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 10:37 AM

Amazing how information eddies build up around here. Anyone else listen to Morning Edition today and the "web extra" piece by Joe Palca about the science art of Ned Kahn? At one point, Kahn described showing an art piece to some weather scientists that gave a visual display of how a gust of wind worked. One of them noted that the piece demonstrated little "waves" of wind pushed along in front of the main gust. Something they had wondered about but never seen proved. Listen to the story for a more coherent telling of the episode.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 09:48 AM

A fine reference. And a truly classic experiment. But it doesn't disprove the existence of any aether -- just that the aether, if it exists, does not have any traction, friction or like quality, and doesn't act like a fluid when stirred.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 09:07 AM

Real, nitty-gritty, honest-to-God physics that disproved the existence of "ether." It was conducted with mirrors and a light source on a site that is now part of the Cleveland Transit tracks (visit it carefully or you'll get run over by a metro train). You can read all about it here.

(I spelled Michelson's name wrong. I've apologized and we spent last evening quaffing a few. As a result of our discussion he has a new experiment he's going to try that involves lithium VI deutride and plutonium 239. He says that it'll be a "real wowzer!")


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 04:06 AM

the site of the famous Michaelson morley Experiment, for all you physics buffs

I know I've heard of it, but can't remember why. Was it where they first demonstrated why toast lands butter side down, or was it real physics that leaves half the lab stunned, the rest playng hunt the other kidney, and means you don't want to eat vegtables from a few miles around....

Bunnahabhain


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 01:46 AM

Clark County? I live in clark County! ...

oh wait, that was Wis. whew!

:)

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 05 - 10:08 PM

Easily distracted?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,me
Date: 06 Mar 05 - 08:58 PM

I just figured that my dull, boring life would be immediately be given new purpose and meaning if I contributed to this thread. Thank you for your time. I feel better already.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 05 - 03:50 PM

Had we but whirled enough....and thyme!
This couscous, lady, were no crime....


Don't worry pal, I've done my share of hard thyme for such offenses. They forgive, eventually, because they know you are under stress.

But at my back, I always hear
Thyme's winged chariot, hurrying near.....




SLAM.....click...




No, no parole. Certainly not. Why do you ask??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 05 - 03:38 PM

There I was, stripping leaves off of fresh herbs and reciting some of my favorite quotations:

Had I but sage enough, and thyme....

The thyme is out of joint....

Thyme enough for love....

and my wife got so sick to her little tummy that she sent me to thyme out corner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Mar 05 - 01:42 PM

Actually, Maggie, it wasn't a "Well, duh!" that was supposed to come after "Not only do many Renn Faire folks like to play with knives, they like to fantasize a bit." It was a "No shit!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 05 - 12:38 PM

Gee, I was in the service in 1963 and never once did that.

But enough reminiscences of my misspent youth. I'm off to the store to purchase the ingredients for an Irish stew, and although I very well may roux this, we're going to have a St. Pat's Day Gathering on the 19th, which is really the Feast Day of St. Joseph. But since Patrick's real name was Succat and not Patrick, I doubt that either saint will mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 05 - 11:40 AM

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. Feb 26, 2005 ? A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.


Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.


A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.





Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.


He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.


Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 05 - 10:45 AM

I was here, I was trying. Amos, do you know many different ways you can arrange four "6s" into groups of three "6s" to scare the fundies with? You can even turn 'em upside down!

Actually, I'm thinking of getting one of these. Forget the two handers; I'd rather have a targe and a good, light sword. Block the blow, move in, do the job (even through joints in plate armor) and move back out.

Actually, were I really engaged in armed combat, I want one of these. Or, better still one of these.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Mar 05 - 10:34 AM

I started finding poetry to do with swords, but how can one top Beowulf? When I encounted
"For all the haft twinkled with diamond sparks,
Myriads of topaz-lights, and jacinth-work
Of subtlest jewellery."

I knew I'd found the apex, the acme, the ULTIMATE and most ancient reference to swordplay. I could have pasted it into each post thereafter, but that would have dulled the experience of encountering that marvelous passage.

So there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 05 - 10:26 AM

Counting posts shall be null and void unless they contain some redeeming social merit, worthy BS, creative shenanigan or entertainment value in written form. The presence of a mere number no matter how signficiant shall not qualify as MOAB material.

Handbook of MOAB Participation -- A Guide to Better Bullshit, P. Jenkins, H. Darworthy, F. Fiddler, S. Breakstone, T.V. Candellini, P. Rinkstrom and D.H. Nehriniano-Merriwether, Kluge University Press, Montreal, 2003, 3rd Ed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Mar 05 - 10:20 AM

I just want Rapaire to know that I tried to leave this for him, but apparently our librarian is out sword fighting with the Pocatello police and the local library board. And if I didn't swoop in and get this, Flaming bonkers Ted might have arrived and trounced the thread.


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