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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 01 Mar 05 - 04:03 PM
Rapparee 01 Mar 05 - 03:56 PM
Amos 01 Mar 05 - 03:34 PM
Acme 01 Mar 05 - 03:25 PM
GUEST,MMario 01 Mar 05 - 02:30 PM
Layah 01 Mar 05 - 02:05 PM
Rapparee 01 Mar 05 - 01:37 PM
Amos 01 Mar 05 - 12:29 PM
Rapparee 01 Mar 05 - 12:12 PM
GUEST,MMario 01 Mar 05 - 12:08 PM
Acme 01 Mar 05 - 12:05 PM
Amos 01 Mar 05 - 12:02 PM
Rapparee 01 Mar 05 - 11:40 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Mar 05 - 11:35 AM
Amos 01 Mar 05 - 11:01 AM
Rapparee 01 Mar 05 - 10:00 AM
GUEST,MMario 01 Mar 05 - 09:49 AM
Amos 01 Mar 05 - 07:00 AM
Amos 01 Mar 05 - 06:46 AM
Acme 28 Feb 05 - 11:06 PM
Rapparee 28 Feb 05 - 05:13 PM
Amos 28 Feb 05 - 04:42 PM
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Acme 28 Feb 05 - 04:01 PM
Rapparee 28 Feb 05 - 03:49 PM
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Rapparee 28 Feb 05 - 03:32 PM
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MOAB 28 Feb 05 - 02:01 PM
GUEST,MMario 28 Feb 05 - 01:27 PM
Rapparee 28 Feb 05 - 12:22 PM
GUEST,MMario 28 Feb 05 - 10:18 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Feb 05 - 10:16 AM
Amos 28 Feb 05 - 10:15 AM
Rapparee 28 Feb 05 - 08:51 AM
Acme 28 Feb 05 - 12:50 AM
Amos 27 Feb 05 - 10:16 PM
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Rapparee 27 Feb 05 - 09:59 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 04:03 PM

One thing about solipsism -- it does wonders for your confidence.

Not to mention your T index!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 03:56 PM

Of course I am. You are all my creations. Were I not on your side you wouldn't exist.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 03:34 PM

That Raspaire -- always on the ball with the quick comeback!! Dang, I yam glad he's on our side... ... ...


but then, what do I really know?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 03:25 PM

All Your Base Are Belong To Us


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 02:30 PM

existance is futile. MOAB will assimilate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 02:05 PM

There is no internet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 01:37 PM

Okay, I take that back too. There is nothing on the Internet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 12:29 PM

Rapaire, take that back too.   

Those are fair weather beds, anyway.

They get a lot of that in Texas.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 12:12 PM

Okay, Amos, I take it back. Everything on the Internet is Truth.

SRS, why do you have beds in the front yard? Don't you get wet if it rains?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 12:08 PM

did you find that out at the hyPOTHecary?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 12:05 PM

We have these sweet little Western Earth snakes (Virginia valeriae) and stoopid people kill them then announce "I killed a water moccasin."

I typically dig these guys up when I turn over the veggie garden and the beds out front. That's when I dig in them at all, because I have regular bunny nests in the front beds, and tarantula colonies that I don't want to disturb. Using a spade fork has probably saves the population much grief, instead of using a shovel, since they burrow in the dirt and I see them when they slither out of the bed I'm weeding.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 12:02 PM

Rapaire, you take that back!!!! I'm gonna tell.

Of course Truth matters wherever it is found. It just is found less on the Internet.

I betcha there was a significant increase of untruthery when the phone network was established as well.

You could hyPOTHecate that the human impulse to pass false communications rises directly proportionally to the total speed and volume of communication made available to the population of interest.

This means that a certain proportion of people are being forced into communication when their integrity isn't up to it and they would be better off left alone.

Ya think?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 11:40 AM

Truth doesn't matter on the Internet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 11:35 AM

There are almost no copperheads in Florida, Rapaire. There are a handful over in the Tallahassee area in the Appalachicola/Chattahoochee River drainage, but none here in northwestern Florida. There is a Florida subspecies of cottonmouth water moccasin whose juvenile coloring is similar to a copperhead which leads to a lot of misidentification among those who don't have the same fetish for Peterson's Field Guides that I have.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 11:01 AM

(Sniff)


...


(Sniff. Sniff.)

...


...

Shucks, Rapaire. I yam touched in mah heart by yore genteel civility and decency.

(Sniff.)

....


Say, MM, if yore metal health is suffering, whynchew jes' say so! Tell 'em you've been dreaming about double-barreled recreation devices and cain't take it no more.... Tell 'em you are thinking of having your fingers coated in platinum to prevent viruses from reaching you from the keyboard. Or having your skull plated in stainless. As part of an intensive metal health program.

A




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 10:00 AM

I'm collecting the palindromic numbers, because if you get enough of them Bill Gates sends you money. I got an email that told me that.

Also, I got an email about this little boy who wanted get-well cards because he wants to get into the Guinness Book. So I think a quasi-normal MOABite should get in The Book as well:

Bee-Dubya-Ell is a little boy who lives in Florida. He's called that because he parents abandoned him when they found out he had Prethanatopic Monoxygenate Syndrome (PMS). Bee-Dubya, as he's called by those who know him, is a cute kid. He lives in a swamp, where there are copperhead snakes and alligators. Poor little Bee-Dubya would like to be in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the most cards. He doesn't care what suit the card is or anything, but he'd like to have the most cards. A complete deck is not necessary, as he's used to that, playing without a full deck. Won't you help him fulfill his dream by sending him your old, scummy, rat-eaten, moldy decks of cards? If you do he won't have long to live.

There. That's heart-string-jerking enough.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 09:49 AM

'mornin' Mom.

Today I want to discuss my work ethic. How come I got stuck with one? Most of the people I work with don't have one, or a very weak one. No, I get stuck with this work ethic thingie. I blame it on New England upbringing, combined with the Old World Italian family connections.

It's a real pain in the patootie, Mom. I could really use a couple of "Mental Health" days if you know what I mean.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 07:00 AM

4UI live
4UI strive
Hey, Mom guess what!?
6565


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 06:46 AM

Hey M-O-O-O-M!!!

Jump up!!!!

Can't have this sort of lackadaisical descent going on in this house, no-siree-bob.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 11:06 PM

You beat me to it, Rapaire. It's that 19th hole that gets a lot of people into trouble. It's as bad as shearing sheep in the bar (if you know that song). Never call for tar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 05:13 PM

Not the ninth, but the nineteenth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 04:42 PM

A little birdy has now informed me someone is throughly off their tee. I think it must have been the ninth hole that did it. Most folks can't manage 6 of 'em!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 04:05 PM

I thought I was being "green" by collecting them. The hook had been set when I went mushroom hunting as a child, but I guess I was just puttering around. Now I take a drive and get them at the store down at the tee junction -- Eagle, I think it's called.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 04:01 PM

You just don't know how to slice them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:49 PM

Dang! I thought those things were just really hard mushrooms. If they're really golf balls it explains why the take so darned long to cook.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:46 PM

I've heard that snagging palindromical numbers can make you go blind Rapaire! Or grow hair on your palms. Or BOTH!

And it makes golf balls appear in your back yard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:32 PM

And wanting to snag palindromic numbers, Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:32 PM

Mom? I keep misreading a lot of threads.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 03:31 PM

Mom? I gotta confess too. I keep reading this thread as something else. Please forgive me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 02:22 PM

Now that was real nice--reminds me of some of the notes my mother left for us after she went back to work, when we'd get home from school to an empty house. And she signed them "MaMa."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 02:01 PM

Dear MMario,

Go ahead and do it if it'll make you feel better. But you know it probably won't. You just think it will.   

Face it, hon, a couple of your siblings are idiots. Do you really want to pattern your behavior after dunderheads? Don't get me wrong, they're my children and I love them. But they're morons.

And, anyway, if you do start a moronic derivative thread you will probably be abused by others. You will be called stupid. Do you really want to subject yourself to such humiliation? Some of your siblings seem to be too imbecilic to recognize an insult when it's thrown at them, but you aren't that way, are you?

Love,

Mom


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 01:27 PM

Mom? Can we talk a sec?

I got a confession to make.

You know all those copycat threads that pop up? You know how you've always said spread the BS here and not air it in public?

Mom, I...

oh, god, this is embarressing!

well - I keep reading THIS thread title as 'Dehumidification as a Political Tool'

and Mom, I have to admit - a REALLY REALLY REALLY want t start a thread with that as the actual title.

Does this mean I need therapy? Please, Mom, tell me I won't end up like , uh - well, y'know, those guys?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 12:22 PM

Penguins can drive? What kind of car was it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 10:18 AM

a mechanic who tells you what the problem is! Hysterical! Boy, whoever thought that one up has a twisted mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 10:16 AM

Of course you didn't understand it, Rap. You blow driveways.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 10:15 AM

What part of "penguin with car trouble" didn't you understand, man???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 08:51 AM

I didn't understand it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 12:50 AM

MOABites, on the other hand, saw that one coming from a long way off and still thought it was pretty damned funny. :-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 10:16 PM

I just spent the last five minutes telling that joke to BBW. Thirty seconds to tell and four and one-half to wait for the penny to drop and to intervene when it didn't.

Good joke, though!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 10:08 PM

Something analagous to the joke about the penguin with car trouble. When the mechanic told him it looked like he'd blown a seal he said, "Nah. That's just Tartar sauce from the fish sandwich I had for lunch."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 09:59 PM

Amidst MOABites, almost anything.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 09:01 PM

So what did you think we were envisioning, Rapaire?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 06:26 PM

With, I hasten to add, a leaf blowing machine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 06:21 PM

I just blew the driveway and filled the air with delicate clouds of dust and gravel. Does that count?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 06:18 PM

My wife sometimes fills th' bath tub up with delicate bubbles. It's all right. Ain't as much fun as Jello or Crisco, but it'll do.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 03:21 PM

Nah, I was just imagining. No need to try the issue. It is but a fillip of delicate bubbles from Elsewhere.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 12:17 PM

Ol' Jesse Hawk Shera his own self once cited incorrectly. So did Pierce Butler. So did Kate Sanborn. So did Louis Shores. So did Ludwig "Lewd" von Beethoven. And Johnny Sebastian Bach. So I slipped up once. Sue me. Go on. I dare ya.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 11:48 AM

Pretty clumsy, Rapaire. Serious. We may have to have a premature review and revisitation of the re-processing of your re-cyclability status. This sort of thing should not be repeated or re-prehended (it is less reprehensible than imagined).


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 11:02 AM

Sorry, but I cited the wrong title.

It was actually in The Dictionary of Anonymous, Pseudononymous, and Heynonnynonnymous Literature (Dingle, Idaho: The University Press, 1847).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 10:53 AM

I want one of those t-shirts.


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