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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,MMario 09 Jun 04 - 10:08 AM
polaitaly 09 Jun 04 - 09:59 AM
Amos 09 Jun 04 - 09:59 AM
Rapparee 09 Jun 04 - 09:50 AM
freda underhill 09 Jun 04 - 09:49 AM
Acme 09 Jun 04 - 09:38 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Jun 04 - 09:33 AM
Rapparee 09 Jun 04 - 09:06 AM
42 09 Jun 04 - 07:24 AM
Acme 09 Jun 04 - 01:51 AM
Acme 09 Jun 04 - 01:07 AM
Amos 09 Jun 04 - 12:03 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Jun 04 - 08:36 PM
GUEST,MMario 08 Jun 04 - 03:25 PM
Acme 08 Jun 04 - 03:03 PM
polaitaly 08 Jun 04 - 06:42 AM
Amos 07 Jun 04 - 08:12 PM
Acme 07 Jun 04 - 01:45 PM
CarolC 07 Jun 04 - 01:10 PM
GUEST,MMario 07 Jun 04 - 12:31 PM
Amos 07 Jun 04 - 12:25 PM
Acme 07 Jun 04 - 12:24 PM
Rapparee 07 Jun 04 - 12:18 PM
GUEST,MMario 07 Jun 04 - 11:46 AM
Acme 07 Jun 04 - 11:36 AM
GUEST,MMario 07 Jun 04 - 10:50 AM
Amos 07 Jun 04 - 10:33 AM
CarolC 06 Jun 04 - 11:07 PM
Rustic Rebel 06 Jun 04 - 10:04 PM
CarolC 06 Jun 04 - 09:45 PM
Amos 06 Jun 04 - 09:29 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Jun 04 - 12:38 PM
CarolC 05 Jun 04 - 07:40 PM
Rustic Rebel 05 Jun 04 - 03:41 AM
Acme 04 Jun 04 - 03:20 PM
Amos 04 Jun 04 - 03:05 PM
Acme 04 Jun 04 - 02:49 PM
Acme 04 Jun 04 - 02:48 PM
Acme 04 Jun 04 - 02:47 PM
Little Hawk 04 Jun 04 - 02:30 PM
GUEST,MMario 04 Jun 04 - 02:27 PM
Amos 04 Jun 04 - 02:19 PM
GUEST,Shlio 04 Jun 04 - 02:18 PM
beardedbruce 04 Jun 04 - 10:54 AM
Acme 04 Jun 04 - 10:52 AM
GUEST,MMario 04 Jun 04 - 10:10 AM
Amos 04 Jun 04 - 10:01 AM
GUEST,freda 04 Jun 04 - 05:21 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 04 Jun 04 - 04:08 AM
polaitaly 04 Jun 04 - 03:38 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 10:08 AM

no - we don't know how the family name cam e about - though we have cousins who are "Solas" and a great-aunt married into a Borgia family.

The family lived (up until my grandparents emigrated) in the village of Finale Emilia - a place I want to visit if I ever manage to cross the pond. We still have relatives there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: polaitaly
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 09:59 AM

MMario, I thought your first name was Mario. Too obvious, eh? Do you know the origin of your family name ? Pola is a town in Istria, a region near the north-western border of Italy- it's been part of Italy but it is no longer now, after the last world war. Maybe your people came from that town ?
I choose "pola" because my first name is Paola, and "italy" so nobody would have expected from me a good english spelling. Didn't want to squeeze my two or three brain cells left to find something else.
About the Political Opinion Polas - I'm ready, and willing , to take the job. My brain being in the shape it is (see above) it seems that I will be perfectly "in tono" with the place.
paola


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 09:59 AM

I don't think anyone here deserves or cares to hear about polaroids, but I believe cortisone cream is recommended. Meanwhile, we can stop doing all this polar soul baring. We aren't good enough to be polar bears.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 09:50 AM

Bee-dubya, I'd be happy to arrange a meeting between MMario and polaitaly. I've always been partial to Pola coordinates.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 09:49 AM

MOAB can get a little polarised sometimes - weighed down with all this polemic - maybe we need some po-lice to straighten out some of these catters who, no offence Rapaire, are just a bunch of damn pole cats spraying their stuff. Anyone got a polaroid so we can pin down these bipolar poltergeists and teach them how to be po-lite.

and Mr Rapaire, this damn MOAB is so polymorphous, its like being on a polyurethene roller coaster, whirling from one damn politicking policy to another.

one minute its all about polka dots, the next its a damn Polynesian line dance.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 09:38 AM

. . . still thinking . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 09:33 AM

Stop it! I can't bear any more Pola puns!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 09:06 AM

Ah! I return to a Pola match, even though the contestants are Polas apart. We might have to undertake a Pola expedition, if they could bear it.

No, no, that's okay, no applause, no, really, aw gee whiz shucks...okay, I'll take the money.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: 42
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 07:24 AM

must be a full moon.
j


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 01:51 AM

*bit* (but "big" also seems to work! it's a big bizarre place.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 01:07 AM

I'll go with you. The 'cat is just a big more bizarre than usual this evening. How about stopping by the Mudcat Tavern for a cold one?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 12:03 AM

We could at least put the two to work surveying Mudcatters for their views on the best way to rule the madhouse. They could call themselves the Political Opinion Polas. Anyone who tried to blast them or intimidate them could be condemned for Pola Jumping.

I'll get my coat.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 08:36 PM

Heck, maybe you two Polas are long lost cousins or illegitimate children of royalty or sumfin'. We could use some new royalty around here as that khandu character seems to be remiss in his kingly duties. When's the last time we heard anything about the antics of the Royal Dancing Tarts?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 03:25 PM

polaitaly - my last name is Pola and my father is Italian - his parents came over to the US in the first decade of the 1900's. - *that* is why your mudcat name makes me grin.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 03:03 PM

Leo Pola is MMario, a prolific Mudcat and MOAB poster. I still have my suspicions. . . there is coincidence, and then there's red herring. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: polaitaly
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 06:42 AM

MMario - you're me?!? Yes, you're right,that would put you (or me, or the both of us) in a lot of trouble. First, you're male, I suppose, and I'm not; so you (or we) could be an hermaphrodite? Well, THAT would mean someone Really New and Original on the Mamma di Tutte le Stronzate! And by the way, why do you "get a grin every time you see the handle"? Is there something funny about it? (Please, don't tell me that when I choose a Mudcat name, I choose one that to a native English speaker sound like...like what? like funny? ORRORE!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 08:12 PM

Maybe Utahraptor's sin was just reversing the subject clause and the predicate clause, and there was nothing wrong with the conjunction after all.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 01:45 PM

It's Monday, I was hoping for a little spice to perk up the week. (I suppose that sentence could have another reading--that the accordian was wearing Carol's clothes.)

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 01:10 PM

MMario, if you've "seen CarolC play the accordina [sic] with her clothes on too!" then does that mean you've seen her in some other way also? "Too" implies in this case an additional circumstance, i.e. in addition to a clothed performance an unclothed performance (if we go with reductive binaries and let the opposites in fact be clothed/unclothed).

Couldn't "too" in this case mean that, as with Little Hawk, MMario has also seen me play the accordion with my clothes on? Or would that have to be "also"?

But anyway, anyone who has seen my pictures in the Nearly Nude Calendars has seen me play my accordion naked. Or nearly so. Or at least they've seen a picture of me playing my accordion naked (nearly).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 12:31 PM

They let you drive on the underground? I thought you had to buy a ticket and ride.

SRS - can I claim sheer stupidity in my wording?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 12:25 PM

Pretty extreme, just for messing up a conjunction! You sure you aren't just driving him into the underground?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 12:24 PM

MMario, if you've "seen CarolC play the accordina [sic] with her clothes on too!" then does that mean you've seen her in some other way also? "Too" implies in this case an additional circumstance, i.e. in addition to a clothed performance an unclothed performance (if we go with reductive binaries and let the opposites in fact be clothed/unclothed). Come clean now, or perhaps polaitaly has something to say on this matter.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 12:18 PM

I am in Illinois and my nephew, Utahraptor, said that the British are "dumb, because they talk funny."

He has been flogged for his uppity ways. A direct quote: "It REALLY hurt!"

I shall return Wednesday. Please hold the applause until I am completed.

Thank you, thank you, and all you little people how made this award possible: Frodo, Merry, Sam, Pippin and the rest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 11:46 AM

it's possible that I am living a complete seperate life - I do tend to get blanks in my memory - and often have a vague look about me - but I don't *think* I'm polaitaly. If I am - I'm in trouble - as I have had conversations with polaitaly - and while I don't mind talking to myself I am disturbed about the possibility of myself answering.

but with 93 (96? - something like that) days to go to the half century mark nothing should surprise me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 11:36 AM

It's not your alter-ego, MMario? Are you sure about that? Maybe you've had a recent head injury and have completely blanked out on that side of your mudcat activity?   ;-)

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 10:50 AM

SRS - just to make sure the record is straight - I am not polaitaly - nor is polaitaly me. Though I get a grin every time I see the handle.

I've seen CarolC play accordina with her clothes on, too! More then once! I'd say more - but I liked Jack the Sailor when I met him and don't want to give him a reason to kill me. The calander was fine, but live is better!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 10:33 AM

Wonderful idea, but ya know we had a song challenge recently on this theme:

Song Challenge 96.

'Course they were using stone sexy gnomes, not Full Size Peter Peckers. Maybe that would make all the difference.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 06 Jun 04 - 11:07 PM

Rustic Rebel, I think you could probably make a lot of money with an idea like that one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 06 Jun 04 - 10:04 PM

Ha! Amos you little 'practical' joker you. A warming gell would certainly be a far better realistic feel, but would it be as hard as concrete? You just gave me a new idea. Fill them up with cement and let them harden, then I can peel away the latex and have garden full of Playmate Paul Doll statues.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 06 Jun 04 - 09:45 PM

Those were Florida Porta-Potties, Bee-dubya-ell? Well, how about that! They didn't say McGill on the front of them so I just assumed they were some kind of special Suwannee River rowboats or something. The flush-toilet restrooms were very nice though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jun 04 - 09:29 PM

RR:

See if you can find something in between, like a heat-sensitive gel, for the sake of realism. Filled with concrete sounds a bit rough and certainly over-optimistic! :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jun 04 - 12:38 PM

By the way, Carol, I forgot to ask if you had an opportunity to try out any of our Florida Porta-Potties while at the Folk Festival. Did you? How do they compare to McGill's? Seats are warmer, I'll bet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 05 Jun 04 - 07:40 PM

Woah... very, very cool. I can't post much right now because my brain seems to have stayed at the beach (Tybee Island, Georgia) where my body has been for the last week with JtS and Allan C, but which is now at home here in Fort Mitchell, Alabama.

Firstly, welcome to the MOAB, polaitaly. We needed an international presence here, I think (well, more like multi-continental / multi-lingual / multi-cultural, actually, since the MOAB contains Canadians and Australians as well as USAns).

Bee-dubya-ell, I'm sorry we missed your jam session. We just ran out of steam long before everyone else got back from the Arlo Guthrie concert, so we went back to Allan's trailer and got ready for our trip to the beach (and beautiful historic Savannah, Georgia). I never made it to the accordion jam for the same reason.

I shall now resume waiting for the return of my brain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 05 Jun 04 - 03:41 AM

I have made a decision,,, unanimously.
Me, myself and any-other who can and will unanimously agree.
With or without the King's consent, I now proclaim...
Without further notice, I will not fill the Playmate Paul Dolls with Erectile Penises, balloons, with helium.

I now, will fill them, with concrete.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 03:20 PM

And bald, too, Amos. You missed one! (Bald isn't a problem, but the bad rug is!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 03:05 PM

Mister Fat Bad Actor himSELF?? Visit lil ole ME?? Why, I would be SPEECHless with humbling honor and embarrassment, after all the mean things I have said about him. I will be made so terribly wrong, as he will demonstrate that he is not the lard-ass, conceited mediocre egotistic, self-aggrandizing incompetent idiot that I thought he was. I will have to take all those crude remarks back after such a show of tolerance from Mister Shatner. Wow!!

Of course, if he doesn't show up, you realize all bets are off and a whole slew of adjectives will be coming your way, Little Hawk. This better be gopd!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 02:49 PM

Finally got one! 3400! Beatcha to it, Willie-boy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 02:48 PM

A-Ha!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 02:47 PM

Maybe Shatner would like to listen to a song that Amos has recently endorsed?
http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/FCCSong.mp3.
(I've posted it a couple of places but the traffic is down and it's too funny to drop off of the bottom of the page without a good airing first!).

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 02:30 PM

I am going to try to convince Mr Shatner to visit you, Amos, and straighten you out. I think he is compassionate enough to give you one more chance. That's more than most people would do, but he's a great guy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 02:27 PM

The denizens really have your best interests in their thoughts

So THAT'S what it is!!! I thought someone had borrowed the brain cell and gotton it covered with pocket fuzz again!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 02:19 PM

Your optimism is an example to all,
Long may you rule, and never fall,
Nor tumble down upon your head
On visiting the MOAB thread
Where although they are an unruly lot
The denizens really have your best interests in their thoughts.

Wm. McG


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 02:18 PM

Polaitely - of course you have to read the thread! I did! And the doctor says my sanity may be restored any week now...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 10:54 AM

Amos:

I don't think I'm worried.


But thanks for the thought.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 10:52 AM

SNORT!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 10:10 AM

if you observe a kettle with boiling water to cook pasta ( see related thread), the pasta at the end of the entire process will be slighty different that it would have been, had you not observed it

of course - because everyone knows a watched pot does *not* boil - and therefore the pasta will not be slightly different - but QUITE different - because it really needs to be cooked in boiling water - not -almost but not boiling because it's being watched water- so instead of lovely tasty pasta you will end up more with heat coagulated glue.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 10:01 AM

Little Hawk, You are an asshoile and William McG is another. Please post these over on the "Best Poet " thread. The competition will make BB nervous.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freda
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 05:21 AM

Once upon a time there was a poor woodcutter named BillD. Bill D, his wife Rapairetta, and his two children Handsoff and Gretify were starving. A neighbour Amos gave them some intellectual food but Handsoff and Gretify wanted the real thing, so the goat ate the food. Their mother Rapairetta angrily sent them out and told them not to return until they have collected something sensible and edible, like berries. Handsoff and Gretify went to the woods where they come upon the kindly Catspaw who lived in a cottage made of waffle and maple syrup. She invited them to stay for a meal, but then quickly locked them up and started fattening them up with the intention of eating them spread on waffles.

Little hawk and brucie were passing by, singing a little canadian ditty about waffles. They could see maple syrup pouring from the nearby maple trees, and wandered into a little glen, where they stubled across the little house made of waffles.

Help! help! cried Handsoff and Gretify, we have been captured by the wicked Catspaw. They quickly explained their story to the previously unbelieving brucie and Little hawk, who listened patiently. Thanks, Handsoff and Gretify, said LH, we have been looking for that goat for some months now. And they raced off in the direction of the goat, leaving Handsoff and Gretify wondering how they would get away from the terrible smell in the Waffle House, which was sometimes just too much to bear....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 04:08 AM

Haw!!! Amos got question #5 wrong!!! There is no correlation between Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, The Holographic Theory of Learning, The MOAB, and Waffle House's recipe for grits!!! It was a trick question!!! It should have read "Explain the correlation between Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, The Holographic Theory of Learning, The MOAB, and Krispy Kreme Donuts." And the correct answer is, "I'll take what's behind door #1! No! Make that door #3! No! No! The curtain! Aw, fuck it! I'll take the cash!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: polaitaly
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 03:38 AM

Theorem of Heisenberg 's Uncertainty Principle: if you observe a kettle with boiling water to cook pasta ( see related thread), the pasta at the end of the entire process will be slighty different that it would have been, had you not observed it. Right?


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