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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 22 Apr 04 - 05:30 PM I certainly didn't write that! Some commie named Orlovsky did! Ol' J. Edgar'd handle it, yes sir! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rustic Rebel Date: 22 Apr 04 - 04:59 PM The Beat Sound that runs over a sandy past of a part of a dream. Reach for the rhythm of the rundown drumskin and remember it could have been the beat of the heart of the owner of the skin. Groovy heaven you bearded cats and kits got going on here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 22 Apr 04 - 04:05 PM Gettin a little nutsy around here -- these dharma bums are going a little bit down-river and round the bend. LH thinks he is a Junior Communist and Raspire is writing odes to his bed! Man how weird is that? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Apr 04 - 03:53 PM From Yuri Lebedev's 1973 Leningrad diary: Listen to this, dear comrade. I went to a sordid little back-alley speakeasy on the weekend, called "Cosmo's". It was full of those vile revisionist American-inspired beatnik types, all malcontents and subversives intent on destroying the socialist system. They were using repugnant expressions like "Cool, Daddy-O..." and smoking those illegal marijuana reefers that destroy your mind and turn you into a sexual deviant with delusions of omnipotence. I sat there for three hours, consuming viciously strong expresso coffee that was probably smuggled into our Motherland by CIA operatives do weaken the fibre of our young people. I don't doubt that it was laced with illicit substances intended to slowly infect the drinker with an admiration for social irresponsibility and obscene riches gained on the backs of the starving Mexican and Negro workers. I listened to their disgusting music. Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, the Rolling Stones, and worst of all that nihilist, Frank Zappa! The heavy beat of the rock music, combined with the beatnik jargon these degenerates spouted almost drove me out of my mind. Never have I seen such hedonistic perversion as I witnessed in the contraband literature that lay scattered around on ash-laden tables...Mad Magazine, the National Lampoon, Hustler, and Time Magazine! A litany of capitalist lies and come-ons, designed to reduce a once proud people to a slobbering, mindless, greed-obsessed mob of lemming-like consumers. I shudder when I think of it. They were wearing berets and sunglasses indoors! I couldn't even tell the boys from the girls, and their level of hygeine was so bad that you wouldn't want to anyway. One of them asked me if I could spare some bread, so I gave him two slices of dark rye, and he looked at me like I was insane. They all began glancing at me suspiciously after that, no doubt assuming I was KGB. Well, they have a surprise coming. I am not KGB, I am an ordinary assembly line worker at the tractor factory, but I am going to inform the authorities of what is happening in that noisome haunt, "Cosmo's", and THEN those capitalist beatniks will find out exactly what a KGB agent looks like! Fascists, every last one of 'em. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 22 Apr 04 - 03:09 PM My bed is covered yellow - Oh Sun, I sit on you Oh golden field I lay on you Oh money I dream of you More, More, cried the bed - talk to me more - Oh bed that taked the weight of the world - all the lost dreams laid on you Oh bed that grows no hair, that cannot be fucked or can be fucked Oh bed crumbs of all ages spiled on you Oh yellow bed march to the sun whear yr journey will be done Oh 50 lbs. of bed that takes 400 more lbs- how strong you are Oh bed, only for man & not for animals yellow bed when will the animals have equal rights? Oh 4 legged bed off the floor forever built Oh yellow bed all the news of the world lay on you at one time or another Commies. All commies. I'll call J. Edgar Hoover, he'll know what to do. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,MMario` Date: 22 Apr 04 - 03:00 PM that is so DEEP -- to be enlightened enough to realize how litte one understands. WOW - like SO DEEP. I've heard people study for YEARS to learn that - and most fail. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,Shlio Date: 22 Apr 04 - 02:55 PM I'm proud I understand so little of this |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 22 Apr 04 - 01:34 PM Oh Rapaire, it's so exciting when you talk about Edgar boy handling things like that!! What will he be wearing??? Dooo tell!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 22 Apr 04 - 01:00 PM Think I'll report the who bunch of ya ta ol' J. Edgar. HE'LL know how ta handle ya. Red commies. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 22 Apr 04 - 12:57 PM Commie beatniks. Wearin' berets and sunglasses indoors. All of 'em smokin' that evil reefer and playin' them bongo drums. Can't tell the boys from the girls, as if you'd want to, seein' as how ain't none of 'em take a bath anyway. Other day one of 'em asked me if I could spare some bread, so I gave him two slices and he looked at me like I was something that crawled out from under a rock, and it was whole wheat, too. Heard two of 'em talkin' about smokin' pot, and I told 'em to put some more water in it or take it off the stove if it was smokin' and they laughed at me. Commies, every last one of 'em. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 22 Apr 04 - 12:23 PM MM, get hip, jack!! Sackcloth cuts no ice, man. We remember "those who", like, y'know? As the Godfather poet in the moonfrenzy of those rising years spoke it: ...who dreamt and made incarnate gaps in Time & Space through images juxtaposed, and trapped the archangel of the soul between 2 visual images and joined the elemental verbs and set the noun and dash of consciousness together jumping with sensation of Pater Omnipotens Aeterna Deus ...to recreate the syntax and measure of poor human prose and stand before you speechless and intelligent and shaking with shame, rejected yet confessing out the soul to conform to the rhythm of thought in his naked and endless head, ...the madman bum and angel beat in Time, unknown, yet putting down here what might be left to say in time come after death, ..and rose reincarnate in the ghostly clothes of jazz in the goldhorn shadow of the band and blew the suffering of America's naked mind for love into an eli eli lamma lamma sabacthani saxophone cry that shivered the cities down to the last radio... There's the beat man...Be on it! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,MMario Date: 22 Apr 04 - 12:11 PM the degeneracy of these modern times! where the heck did I put my sackcloth? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 22 Apr 04 - 12:04 PM Man, that BWL is hip to it, y'know. The dharma thing is right there around him, like a halo from the River god, man, the sign of the writing hand written on him like a foodstamp on the forehead. It is cool, beyond cool, where the calm of cool is the beatific rhythm of the cooling calm beat, and it is good, man, good... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: MMario Date: 22 Apr 04 - 12:02 PM the best minds of my generation destroyed Anyone we know? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: MMario Date: 22 Apr 04 - 11:59 AM WOE! WOE! The immortal words of Suess - the divine word as revealed to the good doctor - bastardized and corrupted! *flinging of ashes, rending of garments* WOE! WOE! The WORLD *WILL* probably end tomorrow - can such an occurrence be other then one of the signs of the apocolypse? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 22 Apr 04 - 11:43 AM Speaking of Iambic pentameter, free verse etc... Dr. Seuss recast into free verse: I am known by many as "Sam" "Sam" is the name by which I am known I have a great fondness for the fruit of the hen and slabs of salt pork allowed to age until their countenances are indistinguishable from putrid goat bile (To be followed by the sound of dozens of Espresso drinkers loudly snapping their fingers.) It's a groove, man. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 22 Apr 04 - 11:26 AM "I have seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical, naked...." Nahr, MM -- tha's awright then. Tend to your pentameter and go gently. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,MMario Date: 22 Apr 04 - 11:07 AM are you suggesting that I *gasp* be disloyal to iambic pentameter? the Immortal Bard's chosen meter? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:52 AM No, that was for fear of rejection -- very effective treatment. But really, MM, ya gotta get behind the hep groove, man. Revisit Howl and Gregory Corso, man! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,MMario Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:21 AM I must alarums raise! And run naked into the street! Or you will never see the truth rise! I thought you had received treatment for this, Amos. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:18 AM Grooving on the wondrous horizon that stars say MOAB makes with plain hours, I must alarums raise! And run naked into the street! Or you will never see the truth rise! So, nothing is square, but all is naked; Let the wind blow, it is enough That we have the MOAB to groove eternity through... Ole A., First Vowel I am digging this mightily, and it is cool. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 22 Apr 04 - 09:17 AM You can post anything here. I'm glad to see a beatnik or hepcat post. A touch of nostalgia there. Takes me back to my younger days. "Beat me, Daddy, four to the bar" and such stuff. Tiny cups of eXpresso and poetry like "The rooster crows in my belly" and Ferlinghetti and Brother Antoninus and wait, no, that bunch wasn't in West Central Illinois. Never mind. We never had such commie pinko people back when I was young. I wonder what the world is coming to these days, bunch of lazy can't tell the boys from the girls...mutter...mutter.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rustic Rebel Date: 22 Apr 04 - 03:21 AM My mother used to call my pussy , a cookie. That doesnt't really have anything to do with this conversation at hand now does it? So what were we talking about? Eternal jacking off. I once knew a man that believed in eternal jacking off. He was considered an eternal jack-off-er in the community. He was the best in the field. He was the best in the grove. He was the best in the high tide. It really didn't matter where he was, he was the best jack-off-er I knew. I loved him so much I called him-Jack-Off-Er. Highly respected, highly wanted and highly high. I understand he found nirvana just by jacking off. Now I wonder if I really knew him at all. I wonder if jacking off is the answer to his horniness. I wonder if I spell horniness correctly.I wonder if I should be submitting this to the Mother. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 21 Apr 04 - 07:00 PM Groovy, Daddio. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,The coolest one Date: 21 Apr 04 - 05:20 PM Man, ain't you ever heard that "the beat goes on?" Since it goes on, why should the beaten ever end? This mental jackoff stuff is, like, one continuous and eternal climax. It's like an eternal journey, man, with an eternal end. It's the only place where you can get off while gettin' off like, forever. You're gettin' off while you get off, et nunc et semper. Dig it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 21 Apr 04 - 05:05 PM "To get one's cookies" = street slang for ejaculation. I'm in a bit of a quandry though as to exactly what form the ejaculate of mental masturbation would take. Has anyone ever actually achieved mental masturbatory climax? Would he/she know it if he/she did? Maybe there is no climax. Maybe we have to just keep beating off and beating off and never get to the point of getting off. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Apr 04 - 03:32 PM And Chongo is now on the trail of a vampire! Looks to be a good month ahead of us. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: GUEST,MMario Date: 21 Apr 04 - 03:26 PM hey! I din't know anything about cookies?!?! white chocolate macadamia? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 21 Apr 04 - 03:23 PM A sentiment worthy of repitition: Mister Bush is a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and is nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch. Sincerely, A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Amos Date: 21 Apr 04 - 03:17 PM A once-fierce warrior, reduced (by long-term exposure to over-pressure of high-purity BS) to mouthing mealy marketing platitudes!! It is too, too, sad... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads From: Rapparee Date: 21 Apr 04 - 03:03 PM MOAB.
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