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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 20 Oct 03 - 11:34 AM
Rapparee 20 Oct 03 - 10:41 AM
Amos 20 Oct 03 - 10:22 AM
Rapparee 20 Oct 03 - 08:54 AM
Rapparee 19 Oct 03 - 07:37 PM
Amos 19 Oct 03 - 06:10 PM
GUEST,Lester the Lurker 19 Oct 03 - 05:07 PM
Amos 19 Oct 03 - 02:11 PM
GUEST,Lester the Lurker 19 Oct 03 - 01:26 PM
GUEST,Nigel T. 18 Oct 03 - 05:06 PM
GUEST,Austin 18 Oct 03 - 04:56 PM
Amos 18 Oct 03 - 08:59 AM
Rustic Rebel 18 Oct 03 - 01:20 AM
Rapparee 17 Oct 03 - 12:19 PM
Amos 17 Oct 03 - 10:40 AM
GUEST,Tweed 17 Oct 03 - 10:33 AM
Rustic Rebel 17 Oct 03 - 01:07 AM
Amos 17 Oct 03 - 12:51 AM
Rustic Rebel 17 Oct 03 - 12:41 AM
Amos 14 Oct 03 - 05:03 PM
Rapparee 14 Oct 03 - 04:28 PM
Rapparee 14 Oct 03 - 10:58 AM
GUEST,MMario 14 Oct 03 - 10:19 AM
Little Hawk 14 Oct 03 - 10:10 AM
Amos 14 Oct 03 - 09:56 AM
Rapparee 14 Oct 03 - 08:55 AM
Amos 14 Oct 03 - 08:50 AM
Rustic Rebel 13 Oct 03 - 11:48 PM
Amos 13 Oct 03 - 11:48 PM
Rapparee 13 Oct 03 - 11:39 PM
Amos 13 Oct 03 - 11:37 PM
Rapparee 13 Oct 03 - 11:28 PM
Little Hawk 13 Oct 03 - 11:10 PM
Rapparee 13 Oct 03 - 10:57 PM
Amos 13 Oct 03 - 10:55 PM
Rustic Rebel 13 Oct 03 - 10:32 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Oct 03 - 10:22 PM
Naemanson 13 Oct 03 - 09:05 PM
Amos 13 Oct 03 - 08:44 PM
Rapparee 13 Oct 03 - 07:16 PM
GUEST,Kim C no cookie 13 Oct 03 - 05:45 PM
GUEST,Tweed 13 Oct 03 - 05:39 PM
Rapparee 13 Oct 03 - 05:07 PM
Amos 13 Oct 03 - 03:10 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 03 - 11:34 AM

Bobwahr around the reference section, eh? Dang, the old wide-open spacious fields of knowledge ain't whut they were when I were a wrangler! When a boy could travel across the plains of information from Saturday morning until dinnertime and never even be bothered by tyhe librarian!!

Sure is different now -- bobwahr, huh...and them purity filters and such. T'ain't the same, no suh. Wonder if Montana's still free....


:>))

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 03 - 10:41 AM

Sorry, Amos. Imprecision on my part. Correctly, we were placing barbed wire around inside the library, specifically in the reference department. Sorry for the confusion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 03 - 10:22 AM

The only question, Mister Rapaire, is that you say you were stringing barb wire around the library, and I have to ask for the record -- what the hell for? To keep the reference books from escaping? All you have to do is figure out which one is the lead reference figure -- it is usually one of the older encyclopediae or the largest dictionary -- and tether that one to a shelf. All the other reference books will stay relatively close to the primary work, and you won't need to be messing about with no bobwahr.

Regards,

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 03 - 08:54 AM

RR, my socks are green, too. I never buy green socks, but do you know that if you don't wash them you can have green socks without buying them and thereby save yourself a lot of money?

Underwear, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 03 - 07:37 PM

Neighbors nothing, I was at work! You see, we were stringing barbed wire around the library when some of it snapped back and whacked me right in the middle of the forehead. Now, the forehead is full of little veins and things, and bleeds a LOT when cut open, like mine was. So there I was, my hands full of barbed wire and blood just GUSHING down from my forehead, soaking my clothes, making my shoes all squishy. I wouldn't, of course, have minded much except that this was my VERY OWN BLOOD! Fortunately, one of the staff members saw my situation and managed to free the wire from my hands and I could then clap my hands to my forehead and stop the bleeeding (I told everyone that I really did NOT need a tourniquet around my neck for such a minor wound). I sloshed off to my office, where I took off my clothes so that I wouldn't have to sit in them, and called my wife to bring my some fresh clothes. I used some of those moist towelette things to clean up and I sat down at the computer to get some work done. Long about the time she brought my clothes, I was stuck to the chair. I was fortunate enough that she helped me, but I found her giggling and laughter less than sympathetic.

Is everything clear now?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Oct 03 - 06:10 PM

Ah -- right. That being the case, this thread would not really be appropriate, in my opinion.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Lester the Lurker
Date: 19 Oct 03 - 05:07 PM

I'm not stupid, mate. I've given it a cursory glance or two, but I do not intend to read the whole bloody thing. I've got a life to live here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Oct 03 - 02:11 PM

It's perfectly clear and ineluctably reasonable in its sequence, Lester -- you just need to read it from the top and all will be revealed.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Lester the Lurker
Date: 19 Oct 03 - 01:26 PM

I'd give fifty quid to see that. What is this thread about anyway? I did a general search for "Penelope Rutledge" and found meself here, much to me surprise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Nigel T.
Date: 18 Oct 03 - 05:06 PM

I doubt it. The bloody machine would have a meltdown and never function properly again.

Nigel


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Austin
Date: 18 Oct 03 - 04:56 PM

I wonder if Penelope Rutledge ever sits naked at her computer in the wee hours...

Crikey! That'd be a sight to see.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 03 - 08:59 AM

That's bery wise, not wanting them to go cardiac on ya. Gives a whole new meaning to the concept of lethal weapons. You sure you aren't supposed to register those things?

Great idea for the Temple of the Holy Curve, in the how-do-you-prove-a-miracle department, eh? Anyone who has killed through pulchritude alone needs to register their death-dealing duo with the Claims of Lethality department of the Head Office, under brother Curvus Collectus. When the autopsy and the coroner's report and the brother's own personal investigation are complete you can be promoted to lethalhood.

But just to be clear, its not like registering to vote or registering at the DMV. More like registering at Grauman's Chinese Theater.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 18 Oct 03 - 01:20 AM

Rapaire, What the hell you doing sitting nekkid at your computer with your chair stuck to your butt in the middle of the day? Don't you know your neighbors are watching? At least I respect my neighbors enough to do it late at night when they are sleeping. Wouldn't want them to go cardiac on me.

Speaking of nekkid, tonight I'm wearing socks. Green socks. Green socks that could come half-way up my calves if I was so inclined to lean over and pull them up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 12:19 PM

I was naked at my computer too, but nothing much happened except that I stuck to vinyl chair, causing my wife great merriment. You ever walk around with a vinyl chair stuck to your butt? I hoped that it would come loose before the fire department had to be called to get me loose.

Fortunately, it fell off without taking a lot of skin with it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 10:40 AM

A New Madonna!! A Goddess of the Temple!! Boy, ya know how to get a rise out of the crowd, huh? Gotta love it. I think kyou've made a life-long fan out of Tweed, there!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Tweed
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 10:33 AM

Nekkid an' looped on Absolute at her computer!! Yowzah! That's what I'm talkin' about ;~) You go RR!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 01:07 AM

Fluid?
Oh yes, my friend I am full of fluid. It's called Absolute 100. ((Smile at you))


if this repeats, it's because I've been here before.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 12:51 AM

RR:

Your are so fluid when you write like that -- it's mind boggling!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 17 Oct 03 - 12:41 AM

Can this be the cong`e of the Mother?
The swan song to the end?
Bullshit at the caf`e has had it's Terminus Ad Quem?
Has it's telic been reached?
The `tout ensemble has `tout `a fait and `tout de suite pretermitted?
Ah, good fellows, don't be lugubrious,
because I'm bringing it back up without a thing to vocalize.

Viva la Mother of all BS threads!



Can this be Deja Vu?


No....


I don't think I was watching the moon rise over the trees,
sitting at my computer completely naked,
rubbing my belly, thinking I'm Budda like,
waiting for this thread to load while drinking filtered water out of a coconut,
realizing that today could be tomorrow
and knowing this thread will not die on my account.


No...



I don't think I was here before.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 05:03 PM

They passed you over? The Post??? You oughta sue!! Agism obviously rampant (on a field of mindless glee).

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 04:28 PM

When I first read this I thought that they'd found me again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 10:58 AM

Yeah, Mario, I wanted it that way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 10:19 AM

sometimes my imagination astounds me...but this seems to be becoming a nightmare!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 10:10 AM

I love slipping the word "solypsism" into casual conversations with people who are discussing hockey or politics or stuff like that...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 09:56 AM

Oh, g'wan witcha -- that's impossible!! Couldn't be!! **bg**

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 08:55 AM

Didja hear about the solypsist who vanished? His motto was "Nil cogito, ergo nihil sum."





I didn't think so. That's why the above doesn't exist.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 08:50 AM

You might have created a universe without that word in it, RR. In which case you shouldn't be hanging about with the lowlifes around this thread... :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 11:48 PM

I had to go grumbling to my dictionary for that one. The word wasn't in there so I searched to find that the word couldn't be in my book since I didn't know the word.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 11:48 PM

Well,   I know why I dreamed you up. First of all, I needed a really good librarian to emanate order into the universe, which has, you will agree, grown somewhat chaotic of late; and second I needed someone to catch up to as fast as I could go. Why not, I thought, do two kilns with one stoned bird? As the old saying goes...

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 11:39 PM

Of course I did and do and will.

WHY did I think Amos up? I'll have to think about that....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 11:37 PM

If you were really a solipsist you'd already know the answer to that question, man. There ya go!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 11:28 PM

And what, pray tell, use it that? You can tell me without fear, because I created you and everything else.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 11:10 PM

Right on, guys! And just consider how many meanings and usages the common word "f*ck" has...it's virtually endless in its applications. The meaning must be deduced almost entirely from the context, rather than by literal interpretation. Amazing, ain't it?

The word solypsism, on the other hand, has only one use (that I know of) but it's still a very cool word.

Sort of like the Alpha and Omega of language, eh?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 10:57 PM

As the Catepillar felt about words, so I feel about rectal outlets.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 10:55 PM

I hear ya, RR -- ain't it something, really, how much we can hang on the back of one of them little words, and do they complain? Not hardly!!

It's just amazing what they will put up with. If someone tried to jam me that full of different meanings to carry around, and multiple concepts fer each meaning, and so on, I'd just put my foot down. I would balk, and so would you, truth be known. But you never hear of words doing that. Oh, no, they're true blue. That's why I am so fond of the little fellers -- they'll just keep going as long as they are called upon to serve or until they drop dead from being overly ill-defined one too many times. That's loyalty, and if you were looking for loyalty, why words is a good place to start. That's what I think.

Hope you agree,


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 10:32 PM

Naemanson, is there ever really an end to Bullshit around here?, Hell according to leedle hawkie not only are we the bsers of bs but he has now dubbed half of us assholes to which I feel honored and adored, as should all.
As for Hawk, he should also feel honored and adored, for he is the M.A.N. (Main Asshole Now-a-days)! Har!
Now the thing is, asshole can be taken several different ways.
1. The most helpful part of your body, for without it, you would just be plain full of shit.
2.The donkey hole which could be numerous in it's definition. An eye, an ear, a mouth, etc...
3.It could be an abbreviation for assagai hole, which could mean either you were pierced by an arrow, or you represent an accurate and skillful sport.
As I said, several different meanings to one little word. Imagine that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 10:22 PM

Greetings, Ya'll!

I must apologize for my recent lack of participation in the MOAB. There are times when one must pursue activities having to do with collecting pictures of dead presidents (plus non-presidents Hamilton and Franklin). Such activities leave one little time to devote to ruminant feces.

I am shocked and disheartened to hear of the passing of my once-beloved Bubba Bubba. I am glad that it appears that herit's end was sudden and painless. As for the former city of Seattle, Pike Street Market will be sorely missed, but if the destruction extended far enough outward from the city center to take a large chunk of Microsoft's holdings with it, I guess we'll call that an even trade.

I am pleased to hear that Bubba Bubba chose to name herit's hatchlings after yours truly. It sounds like little Ell is a chip off the old block. Though I've never actually eaten a Buick I did once pass a Toyota. If one of the little blighters would like to stop by for a visit, I have a couple of large diseased oak trees on my property that they are welcome to have for lunch. It'd save me from having to play Paul Bunyan.

BTW, this is post #1251 which just happens to be the month and year of my birth. If this thread makes it to 123,151, my birthdate, I've got dibs on it. Ya hear?

BWL - KOACOT


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Naemanson
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 09:05 PM

I had to drop in to this thread to check its progress. 1250 posts! Amazing! Is there no end to it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 08:44 PM

I want a REAL answer to "What has become of Khandu?". I know this is the wrong place to ask for anything real, but I am desperate.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 07:16 PM

Lordamercy, Tweed! Are you sayin' that Khandu might be in JAIL???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 05:45 PM

I was an English major and delight in regularly massacring proper grammar rules just out of meanness. But it's true what Amos said - lack of subject/verb agreement was very common in the 19th century in informal writings and conversation. It was regarded as Not Right, but people did it anyway. I don't have any problem at all with slang or dialects in informal settings.

What, me, an Asshole? Wow. A new honor. I don't think I've ever been called that before. Leastways not to my face... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Tweed
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 05:39 PM

Thank you Rustic Darlin' for nominating Lord Khandarz, Bee Dubya (THE KNOWER OF MORE THAN A COUPLE THINGS), Queen Carol the CrapperGirl and myself to the pantheon of Assholes who posted on this endless roll of single-ply butt wipe. Our group is truly full of bullshit, horseshit, mule shit, and buffalo chips. My only hope is that King Khardnagz, the BENEFICENT EMPEROR OF MISSISSIPPI is still free and running around loose somewhere and able to view his magnificent legacy! ;~)

Yerzervant az allus,
Tweed
Knight of the Realm of Tupelo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 05:07 PM

"Shared sorrow decreases. Shared joy increases. Thus do we refute Entropy."

Too bad, Amos. I guess you'll never know. Too bad, really.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 03:10 PM

Rapaire:

What folks? Freds have names?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 02:50 PM

Does anyone else know Mike Callahan, Jake Stonebender, Doc Webster, and the rest of the folks?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 03 - 10:01 PM

Dear freds:

You underestimate me. I was quite aware of the polymorphous nature of your sexual appetites. Nor was I under any false impressions about the real nature of your BubbaBubba hubbahubba flubba.

I would like to say first that your description runs the risk of giving sexual happiness a bad name on this planet and I suggest that this is a VERYunwise thing to do. I can't think of anything MORE certain to jeapordize your success here.

Second of all I think your translator needs correction. It may be very good, but around her we spell that "she-it" combination with an extra "e" and pronounce it with a Southern drawl. And I know a "sheeit" when I see one.

Thanks,


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds: a message for Amos
Date: 12 Oct 03 - 09:54 PM

Amos, you shame yourself. We freds are quite linguistically complex; what you read here is simply what comes out of a translator, a quite good and quite sophisticated one. NOT like that ones those cheapshit bastards sold...oh, nevermind, nevermind.

Correctly, Bubba Bubba was a ÐązŊalact (there is no other way to enscribe this word in your feeble alphabets, so this near-phonetic spelling will have to do). As you may or may not be aware, these are often described as neuter-female, although they are of course actually neither. In reproduction, a ÐązŊalact will caress those creatures whose
DNA and other biochemistries are needed; this is considered by many to be the ultimate erotic experience (and if you have never experienced a twelveway, with kyleɚthʥ nuzzling you while everyone is warmed by the fur of the enfolding sloga, you have never experienced sexual happiness – or polymorph perversity, for that matter). Fortunately or unfortunately, depending upon your point of view, a ÐązŊalact must and will ensure conception by consuming the cranial matter of those it conjugates with. Naturally, the more complex and wide-ranging the DNA of the conjugates the more diverse the hatchlings.

The translator is set to translate ÐązŊalact as “ither” or “herit” and related words, reinforcing the neuter-female gender. Of course, when the Change Of Life comes and a ÐązŊalact modifies to neuter-neuter or female-female or female-male or male-male or neuter-male or one of the other, more esoteric genders, the translator modifies the words as appropriate (you can find any of the appropriate terms in any good dictionary, so we shan’t give them here).

Of course, this discussion does not include the dimensional aspects of our sexuality, such as what some on this planet might call multi-dimensional polygonal orgies. Should you wish to read up on this, we recommend the works of the noted scholar ʧʄalßþak.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 12 Oct 03 - 09:44 PM

I feel very privileged that you included me in on the major asshole list of the most major mudcat thread in history Little Hawk.
You seemed to have left out a few other assholes though.
Like King Kandu for starters. He started this mess got us on a roll and left us to our own feces. What kind of King is that? An Asshole King.
And how about the Tweedster? It seems to me he breezes in, gets on someones ass about some off the wall excrement and he's not on the list? I will now nominate Tweed.
Let me also nominate Bee-Dubya-ell. He has proven himself equal in all aspects of the word.
I also feel Kim is catching on very quickly, have no fear, dear. We certainly can not exclude you from the list.
And I have not forgotten the Queen of the Privy. Another example of abandonment from royalty.
Ah yes, Assholes one and all. United we stand, divided it would be a little harder to have a good bowel movement.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 03 - 08:36 PM

It's not progressive from a freds view. They have been stuck, linguistically, with that ephemeral sexual ambiguity since their language crystallized 23, 345, 654.0933 years ago . This itshe shit is not advanced-- it is just indefinite, pusillanimous and vacuous -- you'd think a real civilization would have settled this gender issue long since!!

But not freds, noooooo!!! They're still flipflopping. Can't even decide which gender is which!! Call that advanced??

I spit.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 03 - 07:32 PM

Good gawd...

See what I mean? Nice picture, Freds. I think you have done us a favour in these politically correct times, providing the word "ither" (pronounced to rhyme with "whither" I assume) to replace the sexist words "his" and "her" and the awkward substitute "their". Very progressive.

- LH


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