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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 03 Oct 13 - 12:31 AM
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gnu 02 Oct 13 - 11:52 AM
GUEST,Amos 02 Oct 13 - 10:09 AM
Rapparee 02 Oct 13 - 09:42 AM
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Acme 02 Oct 13 - 01:07 AM
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gnu 01 Oct 13 - 07:25 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Oct 13 - 12:31 AM

A Winnebago for the Rapture. Or Rupture. Whatever. Sounds like a B-movie plot or a John Carpenter film, which amounts to about the same thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 13 - 06:01 PM

I'm going to tell Eiseley on you, Amos. And all of the folks up at the Legion Hovel. DON'T even try to return to Sandy Ego, for they will be waiting and will want a "word" with you, if they are sober.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Oct 13 - 11:52 AM

Winter? Ahhh, I had a buggy time with skeeters last eve whilst harvesting Snappdraggon seeds and it's to be 25C today. Got over 1000 and I have 30 - 40,000 to go. Gotta start puttin em the garage at night so the wilted flowers stay dry and the pods will open sooner than later. Glad to hear he was finally able to take a shower.

Thanksgiving dinner invite received. Ahhhh, I can taste the margerine soaked veggies, dry trurkey and pumpkin "cheesecake" already. Maybe I'll bring some wine. Two for the table and one for the floor next to my chair.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 02 Oct 13 - 10:09 AM

My beloved BBW awaits my return from this long peregrination of the glebes of Mortal Existence. When she was explaining what I had in mind to a girlfriend of hers, and how long I thought I would be wandering, the girlfriend exclaimed, "Can youDO that???" as though she'd thought there was some kind of rule against it. Of course there is not. But it is rather a long walkabout. We have been in close touch and she has updated me on all the local news. For example, the neighbors wife, Mrs Brown, has passed on. Several of us are hoping this means he will finally release the ancient Winnebago in his drive, which he has explained that he is saving for the Rapture. Why you would want an RV for the Rapture escapes me but he seemed to think it a good idea. Sigh.

Gabe is alive and well, is now back in winter quarters in Rhode Island, Gnuzer.

Rapparree, I would have come to Pocatello but I have it on good authority that there is no such place as Pocatello. I am loath to commit to imaginary travels and feel I must wait until this matter is properly sorted out before I make any commitments.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 13 - 09:42 AM

Okay, we'll split the loot penance money.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Oct 13 - 05:54 AM

Me two.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Oct 13 - 01:07 AM

Bull Hockey - I posted at 5:30 something this morning (an hour later on Mudcat time.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 13 - 10:46 PM

NO ONE except me has posted to Mom so far today!!!

For shame!!!!

For your penance, you must send me all of your money plus a dollar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 13 - 09:09 AM

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.

The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.

Oh, darn! I overslept and missed my execution.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Oct 13 - 07:25 AM

I was up late and now I am up late.I feel like going back down. Tea might help and might is the operative word. Thank goodness it's cold and rainy as I really don't feel like doin anything... nothin at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Oct 13 - 06:25 AM

Morning, MOM! I seem to be up really early.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 13 - 01:25 AM

I suspect that even buffaloes with bills would get horny at times. Kinda like the shovel-nose goatfish does. Man, if you want to feel inadequate watch shovel-nose goatfish going at it!! I so impressed that i couldn't perform for five or ten seconds.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Sep 13 - 10:58 AM

No, not the horny kind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 13 - 08:47 AM

Buffaloes don't HAVE bills. I've seen them and they have noses and lips that you would not want to kiss. Unless genetic engineers and/or the duckdog....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Sep 13 - 06:54 AM

No. Buffaloes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 09:44 PM

Bills take all of my money. Or do you mean the kind on ducks?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 07:57 PM

The Bills won by three today! The bastards!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 06:21 PM

WE will be flying back tomorrow, arriving in SLC in time to overnight and go up to Poky Tuesday morning on the shuttle. Then comes the laundry, the bills, the bills, the bills....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 04:53 PM

Thannk goodness! Otherwise, A would not have been able to visit me. If herself had set foot in my sty, she would have announced that they couldn't stay for long and the eve would have been over before it started. I am a dedicated bastard... er... bachelor. But, in my defense, I told Gabe to keep his sandals on. BTW, is Gabe still alive, A?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 03:58 PM

I kinda thought that might be the case, Rap, because you generally only mention q****s in context with Pat. But what about Amos's wife? I haven't heard word one that she is travelling along with him to rake other people's lawns?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 09:14 AM

Huh? Pat's here with me -- got here before I did, as I had a high school and family reunion back-to-back in Illinois beforehand. I flew down to SC to prevent her from buying too many books and q****s. I myself haven't bought anything, as I am conscious of the need to conserve our precious natural resources and know that every printed letter kills another irreplaceable tree AND a baby whale dies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 05:54 AM

Alls I knows is that A is gonna have a pile a pettin ta do when he gets home.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Sep 13 - 12:44 AM

Where are the distaff Jessup and Doellman units while you two are wandering in the East?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 13 - 10:22 PM

Tomorrow I shall visit Ft. Sumter. I was stationed there some few years back when I was in the Army. I suspect that it's changed a bit since then.

So, Amos -- when are your perambulations going to include Pocatello? Or do you have something against Eiseley and me? We could probably get some folks together to sing hymns or something, maybe even teach you some guitar chords. And Eiseley plays a mean piano -- she learned how when she was playing in a...ah...church, yeah, a church for extra cash for her college education. Be nice and lucky and maybe Penny Pink can give you a busking...or I'll work up the Elks Lodge for you. The Elks might treat you to a beer or something, 'cause they don't got no money.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 13 - 07:08 PM

Last night's star gazing at 4AM was fun. Soneone disabled the streetlight on the blvd in front of my house and the lights on my dead end street are on a series circuit. I thought it was parallel but when I saw the wiring... nevermind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Sep 13 - 03:07 PM

While you're at Janie's house ask her if she'll join in the Mudcat Secret Santa this year. Jacqui and I are beginning to talk about it.

You may be right about the harshness of the view of the parties under discussion, but they worked very hard to be as offensive to me as possible. Spectacularly unfair in the Mudcat community, in my opinion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Sep 13 - 12:47 PM

I believe you are judging them a tad over-harshly, dear Stilly, although I am entirely sensible of the symptoms on which you have based your conclusion. However, it is certainly not for me to interfere with the opinions of others, as such formation is the sovereign and God-given right of each individual.

I have raked the lawns and cleared the gutters and dined on fine BBQ and hushpuppies and corn pudding. Most delightful evening.

Tonight we attend Janie's home for deep talk and good food and music. Tomorrow a jam with several local brilliant old-timey musicians.

My delights in this life continue unabated, and I think wandering among friends armed only with music is perhaps the ultimate Destiny for good souls who are in their penultimate steps of enlightenment, just before they manage to jump off the Wheel altogether and find their way into the next Higher Range.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 13 - 09:27 AM

Yeah, he and some others were tinfoil undies because the dwarves are sending gnonadotropic signals that steal their vital bodily fluids to fuel the orbiting mother ships of Them who are sending down the graviton signals to the dwarves to steal vital bodily fluids to...oh, never mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 09:05 PM

Rap, you've just mentioned another batshit crazy mudcatter. If I post on any of his threads he goes berserk, despite the fact that no one owns the threads they start (except Khandu, perhaps).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 08:33 PM

For true, Mom-quality BS -- there's a Songwronger thread linking to an article that says the Osame bin Laden is alive.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 05:35 PM

The couple running that pre-Getaway music jam et al - I would have to give them a pass. A more abusive and wacko couple I never experienced before that ill-fated Bob B. obit thread that ran earlier this year that I will not name fully or link to. The mister was positively batshit crazy and wildly abusive. Anyone who can fly off the handle like that needs to be given a wide berth, in my opinion. You take it easy there, Amos, and maybe don't mention that you know who I am.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 05:16 PM

I am jealous of you lucky buggers!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 04:36 PM

Well Amos, as the old song says, "Some must push and some must pull." I myself am doing both so that you and others can enjoy Getaway.

Tote that barge, lift that bale
Get a little drunk and you land in Idaho....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 04:16 PM

I am happily ensconced at La Maison de Dani in Hillsborough NAWTH Carolina, the Great North State, the very town where the Revolutionary War began. Today I raked lawns and cleared gutters. Yesterday we had a jam in the morning (free coffee!) at the Depot coffee shop where the freight trains roll by. The night before there was an open mic at the downtown Billsborough bar. It's a lovely, artsy,. inviting sorta town, and I like it. But soon we will depart for Silver Spring (Gene and Sandrolin's pre-Getaway Musick Jam and Poker Circle) and the Getaway proper, three days of spirits both high and fine. Then I bid fond adieu to the East and all its glories.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 01:52 PM

Well, I changed my picture on Facebook. And I've bought about a dozen books. I have looked at, roughly and without exaggeration, around 100 q****s and only God and Amos knows how many palmetto trees. The food has been excellent. I've got a 72.75% win rate on my iPod's Freecell. I hope to go see CSS Hunley and Ft. Sumter and a tea plantation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 01:30 PM

I want to hear more about the travels of our wandering boys. And MOM says she wants some postcards.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 09:33 AM

Soon we'll all reach fifty kay
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Soon we'll all reach fifty day
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Soon we'll all reach fifty kay
Won't that be a frajoyous day?
And we'll all feel gay
When we reach fifty kay!

Fifty kay's around the bend
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Fifty kay's around the bend
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Fifty kay's around the bend
Good omens its coming doth fore fend
And we'll all feel gay
When we reach fifty kay!
       --Homer Winslow-Tull III, Earl of Wonkers, ca. 1684


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 13 - 07:35 AM

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Fuck off bitch! I don't wanna get up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Sep 13 - 09:17 PM

Ah, Amos -- there's no Hillsboro in South Carolina. Right now I'm just outside Charleston, SOUTH CAROLINA and not WEST By God! VIRGINIA. "Down" from here would be Georgia, etc. Also, one cannot freeze q******s because they're all such hot stuff they'll put an A-type star that's gone supernova to shame. 0 degrees Kelvin is just a cooling breeze to such as them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Sep 13 - 05:08 PM

Will there be a workshop by Marylin?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Sep 13 - 05:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXVJwj0gm60


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 13 - 02:33 PM

So Rapp, did you implement SRS' suggestions about the q**** enthusiasts--freeze them and forget them? If so you could come down to Hillsboro...and come with us to the Getaway, also!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Sep 13 - 02:11 PM

I posted "Old Man Mulvahill and the Chocolates" on the internUt? Gosh, how the hell did you remember that? I barely remember writing the actual short story about that nasty old bastard.

Hmmm. Did I post the story about how he died in the barn?

Anyhoo... the crock pot is simmering on this cold, rainy, windy fall day and "Mom" (sheesh!) and I have reviewed the final injury reports and laid the final bets. With any luck, Dobson will catch, Wilfork will fall forward, Bradford will stand in the pocket, RG3 will fuck up again on what he was taught when he was 8 years old... etc.

GO RAMS! Mom news a new pair a slippers!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Sep 13 - 09:28 AM

I also, for I never knew that SRS was so kinky...gnu is another story. Did you even hear the story about gnu, a (female) moose, and what he thought were large chocolate covered peanuts?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Sep 13 - 06:52 AM

I blush!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Sep 13 - 12:40 AM

Ah, yes. Q***ts. I have some.

Gnu, that sounds like some kind of kinky s** game (to borrow * from Rap) - you ever had maters split on ya over a day after pickin em?

My advice - just freeze them and be done with it! Put them on a shallow baking pan with a rim and freeze them, then roll all of those tomato marbles into a zip lock bag and keep them for later. When you thaw them, the skins will slip off of them easily, you'll be squirting the insides of all of these tomatoes into a pan or bowl. But watch the games - they'll stain the sheets something awful.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 13 - 09:25 PM

Ah, Amos! Would that I could! I would wow you and everyone with my rendition of "Lorena" and "The Bastard King of England" done as a medley with overtones of Schiller's "An die Freude" and a soupcon of "Jody song" I learned in Basic Combat Training.

But alas, I am traveling with two q***t enthusiasts. SRS will know what I mean, as you will not. My time and my life are not, at the moment, my own.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Sep 13 - 09:02 PM

My estimate of approx 550 cherry maters was off... more like 700. tastey little buggers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Sep 13 - 08:41 PM

I thought it was clear that it was "Mom" even tho I always use Mum. Force of habit.

BTW... you ever had maters split on ya over a day after pickin em?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Sep 13 - 07:40 PM

Who is the "she" you refer to, gnu? MOM or your Mum?


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